Life without love is incomplete, and love without pain is not profound. Love enriches life, and pain sublimates love.
It is not painful to like someone. It may take a long time to love someone, but the happiness he gives me is also the greatest happiness in the world.
Sometimes, when waiting in line for dinner in the dining hall, the greatest comfort is not that there are fewer and fewer people in front, but that there are more and more people waiting behind.
4, although the famous flowers are taken, I will loosen the soil!
5. If you ignore me, I will become a steamed stuffed bun … and it is the most famous one in Tianjin … Hehe …
6. The beauty of learning lies in confusing people; The beauty of poetry lies in inciting men and women to cheat; The beauty of a woman lies in her stupidity without regrets; The beauty of a man lies in lying.
7. I heard that women are like clothes and brothers are like brothers. In retrospect, I actually streaked in Too Many Cooks for 20 years.
Sincerely accept your wife's emotional dictatorship and don't talk to strangers, especially strange women. Except, of course, the old lady who asked for directions.
8. I was pulled out before I could participate.
9. Everything is fine with the rich, and everything is fine with the lover.
10, you can see the words I typed on the screen, but you can't see the tears I dropped on the keyboard.
1 1. Good horses no longer eat grass, so good horses are always hungry.
12, I thought that bird couldn't fly across the sea because it didn't have the courage to cross it. Ten years later, I found that it was not birds that could not fly, but the other side of the sea, and I didn't wait. ...
13, love my family discount, free all year round!
14, when a woman cries, a man loses.
15, the only knife method that women should practice is the knife method of cutting vegetables. For women, this knife method is more effective than any other knife method.
16, I regret falling in love for four years in college and not falling in love all my life!
Some people end the boredom of language, some people are desperate to lose expectations, no one can love, and they don't want to fall in love with anyone. People who don't believe in love are no longer understood by ordinary people just because they have crossed the ocean.
17, I want to puppy love, but it's already late. ...
18, you are the sun in my heart, but it's raining ... you are the moon in my dream, but it's covered by clouds ... you are the most beautiful flower in my heart, but it's a pity that it has bloomed ... you are the Chang 'e in the sky, but your face landed first. ...
19, I like people who are "half-hearted": they have love, confidence and responsibility for me; Talking creatively makes me "satisfied"!
It is not the distant mountains that make you tired, but a grain of sand in your shoes.
2 1, women are pleasing to themselves, and men are poor to please themselves!
22. Mom said people had better not miss two things, the last bus home and a person who loves you deeply.
If you see a shadow in front, don't be afraid, it's because there is sunshine behind you.
Perhaps the world is so elusive, once beautiful may become an incomprehensible curse for thousands of years, but those bumpy and bitter experiences in the past can suddenly become your possession all the way.
24. When arguing with others, take a step back and broaden the horizon; When chasing a girlfriend, take a step back.
Interesting love motto
Marriage is the grave of love, but if you don't get married, love will be doomed.
-Tsinghua University bbs has such a "classic declaration of love"-a man never worries about his future until he finds a wife; Women often worry about their future until they find a husband.
In a truly happy marriage, friendship must be combined with love. -French writer Mo Luoya on happy marriage.
Love like fish and water is the highest pursuit of both husband and wife, but we are prone to make a mistake, that is, we always think that we are water and the other is fish. -bbs classic quotations
Love, only affection, can make people dare to give their lives for the people they love; This can be done not only by men, but also by women. Author: Plato
Eat what your stomach can digest and marry a woman you can support. The secret of a man's longevity
Husband and wife should live like a pair of chopsticks: first, no one can live without anyone; Second, you can taste everything together. -This kind of chopsticks can only be durable ivory chopsticks, not disposable convenience chopsticks.
A man saving money is a lover's relationship; Women pay money is a husband-wife relationship; Men and women rob money as friends. The experience record of the restaurant waiter
Women are stupid in front of love and like to be coaxed, while the more men show their love, the more they disregard their self-esteem, the more touching they are. -Men and women express love in different ways.
Marriage is not 1+ 1=2, but 0.5+0.5= 1. That is, two people cut off their respective personalities and shortcomings and then make do together. -the marriage formula of young writer Zhang Hong.
Sincerely accept your wife's emotional dictatorship and don't talk to strangers, especially strange women. Except, of course, the old lady who asked for directions.
Love is a kind of mental work, while marriage is a kind of physical work. Love is like playing bridge, it all depends on calculation; Marriage is like playing mahjong, all by luck. -Love and marriage are fundamentally different.
The perfect product is in the advertisement, the perfect person is in the eulogy, the perfect love is in the novel and the perfect marriage is in the dream. Everyone wants perfection, but it can only be pursued, not expected.
Sincerely accept your wife's emotional dictatorship and don't talk to strangers, especially strange women. Except, of course, the old lady who asked for directions.
Love is fate, just like sleeping on a pillow, rainy days and long droughts; Love is missing, sometimes thinking about insomnia, sometimes smiling sweetly in dreams. May your love be sweet!
Love does not need to be grasped deliberately. The more you want to grasp your love, the easier it is to lose yourself, the principle of doing things, and the tolerance you should maintain. Therefore, love will become a form without aesthetic feeling.
Love is the only thing that people can't extricate themselves from except teeth. -Taiwan Province singer Chyi Chin's love speech
The beauty of a person lies not in his appearance, clothes and hairstyle, but in himself and his heart. If a person has no inner beauty, we often hate his beautiful appearance.
Difficult love is moonlight, poetry, 365 thousand roses, plus eternity; A difficult marriage consists of books, certificates, 365,000 quarrels and patience. Difficult life is not the above two situations. -Zhu Deyong Miao Yan Love, Marriage and Life
In love, some people "feel like dead"; In marriage, some people "feel like they are dead". Blind date is "distribution", love is "direct selling" and marriage is "bidding".
People's "love for the couple" is only 30 days at most, so the newlyweds are called "old people"; People can only endure 30 days at most, so the monthly salary is the standard. -young writer Wei Zi this interpretation of marriage.
What is romance? Knowing that the girl didn't love him, she gave her 999 roses.
Classic funny love motto
1, insist on the absolute leadership of his wife. My wife is always the first, my children are the second, my dog is the third and I am the fourth.
2, the wife is tasteless, the lover is too tired, and the young lady is too expensive.
If everyone looked down on their own joys and sorrows, there would be no Romeo and Oedipus in the world.
4. A man's four hopes: a cook at home, a nice office, a prostitute around him and a young lady in the distance.
Memories are sad, expectations are lost, and current passion is mixed with ecstasy and despair.
6, friendship is like pottery, broken can be repaired; Love is like a mirror, once broken, it is difficult to reunite.
7. I began to imagine the scroll on the wall, and the people in it tried to laugh at my despair.
Take good care of your wife and be a civilized husband, so that you can fight back, scold you and greet your cold face with a smile.
9. It's not the distant mountains that make you tired, but a grain of sand in your shoes.
10, adult, break up when engaged, get married when newly married, and remarry when married.
1 1, four idiots: you can't hang yourself in love, you can't take medicine without illness or disaster, the contract is invalid, and you giggle at your mobile phone.
12, if you see a shadow in front, don't be afraid, it's because there is sunshine behind you.
13. Good love makes you see the world through one person, while bad love makes you abandon the world for one person.
14, it was pulled out before it could be molested.
15, when a woman cries, a man loses.
16, men are stupid: go home from work, earn money to spend, eat lobster, and leave a phone number for the lady.
17, how can you get married without going through scum? No one can be a mother casually.
18, the world is too big to meet you, but the world is too small to lose you.
19, sincerely accept your wife's emotional dictatorship, and don't talk to strangers, especially strange women. Except, of course, the old lady who asked for directions.
True love is like a ghost. Everyone talks about it, but no one has really seen it.
2 1, I'm embarrassed to arrest you. How dare you steal?
There are thousands of men in the world, and I have to change every day.
23. In love, someone dies; In marriage, some people regard death as death.
24. Women like bad-looking men, not bad-looking men.
25. The grievances that can be said are not grievances; A lover who can be taken away is not a lover.
26. None of the women who participated in the beauty pageant can find a good man, because all the good men are married, such as me.
27. The rich have a good ending, and the lovers have a good ending.
28, riding a white horse is not necessarily a prince, he may be a Tang priest; The one with wings is not necessarily an angel, he may be a bird man.
29, you don't want beauty, you don't want money, what do you want?
I have a crystal heart, but they think it is glass.
3 1, I like you. Not because I chose you, but because you chose me.
32. A man's face is his life resume, and a woman's face is her life income statement.
33. I'd rather you hold another woman and miss me than you hold me and miss another woman.
34. The only knife that a woman should practice is the knife that cuts vegetables. For women, this kind of knife is more useful than any other knife.
35. Mom said that people had better not miss two things, the last bus home and a person who loves you deeply.
36. The hero is sad about the beauty pass. I am not a hero. The beauty let me go.
37. Although I take the famous flowers, I will loosen the soil!
38. A good woman is like gasoline. Once she has it, she has power; A bad woman is like an airbag. Once she uses it, there will be a crisis.
39, an egg can be painted countless times, can you fall in love once?
40. I want to hold your hand and walk on the road of revolution. How can I express my love? Don't think I am ugly!
4 1, monopolize the firefly under the moon, illuminate a lonely place, and tell me in the snow that you never came back.
42. It's not that you don't laugh, but you lose powder when you laugh!
43. If you hang up, please burn me a sister.
She is a widow, and I can't let her be a widow.
45, nothing to have a party for men and women, break up a pair is a pair.
46. Dressing up as a woman is called a shemale, but what about dressing up as a man?
47. The sky is blue and the sea is deep. I am sincere to you, love you is eternal, and it is impossible to marry you.
48. I heard that women are like clothes and brothers are like brothers. In retrospect, I actually streaked in Too Many Cooks for 20 years.
49. Four bane: wine is intestinal poison, color is bone scraping steel knife, gas is a tiger going down the mountain, and money is the bane.
50, the four basic rules: drinking basically depends on delivery, smoking basically depends on supply, wages basically do not move, and wives basically do not need it.
5 1, do you think I will watch you die? I'll close my eyes!
52. The person I love has been taken away, and the person who loves me is terrible.
I allow you to walk into my world, but I don't allow you to walk around in my world.
A man's brain likes a woman's heart, but his eyes like her appearance.
55. Men spend four flowers: first-class men have flowers outside their homes, second-class men look at flowers outside their homes, third-class men catch flowers everywhere, and fourth-class men come home from work.
56. Steamed bread is valuable, but steamed buns are more expensive. If there are ribs, you can throw them both.
57. One person is happy, two people live, and three people live to the death.
58. In the city, except for men who are sexually incompetent, they are all men who love incompetence. Apart from these two, there are only women left.
59. When arguing with others, take a step back and broaden the horizon; When chasing a girlfriend, take a step back.
60. Everyone who doesn't want to fall in love has an impossible person in his heart!
Funny classic love motto
1, it is said that there are three new unfilial: studying literature, taking the postgraduate entrance examination and having no object.
2. You are like a louse on my body. I would be uncomfortable without you.
God didn't take special care of me or abandon me, but just played with me.
Boy, you are my sister's man, so hang a card with me today!
5, the crowd looked for her thousands of Baidu, suddenly looking back, that person still shrugged off me.
6. You are the wind, I am the sand, you are the leather shoes, I am the brush, if you ignore me, I will commit suicide!
7. Dear, please help me sign the household registration book, which is on the spouse column.
8. I may not be the best, but is there any other choice now?
9. If you don't be my girlfriend in this life, I will be your son in the next life, so I won't kill you.
10, you'd better make money, and you'd better earn much more than me. By the way, it is easy without my support.
1 1. When a man foresees a woman, he will get lost; When a man foresees his wife, he will be confused.
12 What is happiness? Happiness is that cats eat fish, dogs eat meat, and Altman hits small monsters!
13, I have never met a true lover. The person I am looking for always turns off the lights.
14, I don't know if love is radioactive, so I'll take one to the laboratory for experiment first!
15, can't you see that I was bent on conquering the whole world, but I was conquered by love first?
16, holding shallots and peppers: boy, drink spicy food with my sister in the future!
17. When I grow up, I want to marry Tang Yan as my husband. If I want to be lucky, I will be. If I don't want to play, I will eat him.
18, the greatest happiness of a woman in love is that the man she loves admits that she is a part of him.
19, there are two kinds of wives: lovely and hateful. There are two kinds of husbands: poor husbands and good husbands.
20. Don't be discouraged, my friend. Without her, the time spent sleeping in bed and cooking in the kitchen will be reduced.
2 1, if loving you is a mistake, then I would rather make it worse, even if it is a lifelong mistake!
22. I didn't know until I met you that there is a feeling called attachment and a feeling called love. Happy Valentine's Day!
23. Love should be a pledge of eternal love. Only single-minded and faithful love is true love.
24, steamed bread is valuable, steamed bread is more expensive, if there are ribs, both can be thrown. Happy Valentine's Day!
25. When the left eye is closed, it is interested in you. When the right eye closes, it will follow you. You can do anything you want when your eyes are closed.
26. When a man needs a challenge, he will get married. Once he gets married, all he needs is to shoulder the burden.
27. I will hold you tightly in my arms and kiss you billions of times, as warmly as kissing on the equator.
28, baby: I have a toothache recently, because I often miss you at night, and I feel too sweet, which will lead to tooth decay.
29. Love and sympathy, like sand and gold, are mixed together, but I still have a clear distinction.
30. On Valentine's Day, I want to make a fish. You can stew, boil and steam it, and then lie in your gentle stomach.
3 1, I really want to be your mobile phone, hold it in my arms, hold it in my palm, see it in my eyes and keep it in my heart!
32. People who know food will not eat well-done steak; People who know how to love will not promise eternity.
33, vowed to show determination, hug the girl to kiss, impulsive hair dizzy, like a cramp all over.
34. Deep and confused eyes, everyone is strange, and the campus is full of homosexuality.
35. The flowers in the wall are red outside the wall, so there is no way to pick flowers. If you want to pass flowers, you must thank them. A joy is empty.
I really love you. I closed my eyes and thought I could forget, but the tears I shed didn't deceive myself.
37. Are you missing or married? I won't look for it if I disappear. It's best to get married tied up!
Learn to look at each other with understanding and appreciation, instead of taking care of each other with self-righteous care.
39. Experiencing love is like eating chocolate. Even if you don't have to pay for chocolate, you have to pay for losing weight.
40. Women are not drunk, men have no chance, men are not drunk, women have no tips, men and women are not drunk, and no one sleeps in restaurants.
4 1, will you marry me? If you like, please stand up and raise your hand; If you don't want to, please stand up and lift your legs.
42. I have not failed thousands of times. I just found thousands of ways to get love without success!
43. I know But I can't. Is this marriage arranged by heaven? Let's obey God's will!
44. My heart beats for you every day. I am touched by you all the time, and I worry about you every second. It's good to have you.
45. I miss you when I am sad, just like I miss the winter sun; I miss you when I am happy, just like I miss the shade in the hot sun.
46. Most men and women feel cheated after marriage. The only difference is that the wife decided to continue to let her husband be fooled.
47. I love you If you love me, take these three words with you. If you don't love me, please give them back to me!
48. The person I love was taken away, and the person who loves me is terrible, either becoming bad in debauchery or perverting in silence.
49. Meeting you is accidental, liking you is natural, falling in love with you is firm, getting you is happy, and being with you all your life is inevitable.
50. Life is a long way. Let me go with you. I want to build a sky of our own with you.
5 1, the sea does not dry up, the stone does not rot, my love, as long as you are happy, I am willing to change everything with them.
52. There is nothing wrong with the stars and the moon, because you have left; The breeze is silent because I am crying; I didn't say anything because I still miss you.
53. The collision of hearts ignited the crackling sparks of the branches of the Spring Festival, and we walked into the world of spring hand in hand.
54. People are really tired when they are alive: they have to queue up when they get on the bus, they have to suffer if they love you, they have no fragrance when they eat, they get drunk easily when they drink, and they have to pay taxes when they earn money!
If you want to be loved by others, you must first make yourself worthy of being loved, not for a day or a week, but forever.
56. Because of you, the world has become beautiful; Because of you, life is meaningful; Everything is sweet because of you.
57. I can't sleep when I miss you, and my heart is pounding when I miss you; I'm obsessed with your love, I love you, I'm dying!
58. On a beautiful spring day, I weave a wreath of memories and lovesickness for you.
When people stop believing in the myth of love, they will get married. But they don't know that there is no deification in marriage.
60. You come from Yuanmou, Yunnan, and I come from Zhoukou, Beijing. Let me hold your hairy hand! Love! Let's walk upright!
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