Humans are three-dimensional creatures and can perceive three-dimensional things at most. Four-dimensional creatures are mysterious beings in many comic novels, which cannot be observed by general senses and means.

Korean programs generally use four dimensions to describe people who think differently from ordinary people. These people's jumping behavior is very strong, sometimes confusing, but sometimes they have unique logic.

Kim Hyun Joong is a typical example of four dimensions. His speech has its own logic, but it really takes ordinary people half a day to understand it, and then they suddenly realize or collapse. Maybe you can't understand it after thinking for half a day.

Four-dimensional quotations from the following things

1, asked why not go to the United States, but to Japan for development?

Xian: "Although I really want to go to the United States for activities, I am afraid of being shot there" (2007)

2.PD: What's the level of Japanese in Junmin Park? (PS: I just went to Japan for a few months in 2007)

Hyun-jung: About the level of Japanese kindergartens.

. . . . . .

Peter: Well, that's good.

Gui Zhong: Not long ago, he also participated in a Japanese talk show.

Hyun-jin: So Zheng Wen entered kindergarten some time ago.

3. Reporter: Members have different personalities. Did anything interesting happen after the activity together?

Hyun-Joong: During a M PICK video, Yingsheng (SS50 1 member) put on female makeup, which was really beautiful. I almost confessed to him when I saw it. ......

[All: Hahahahahahaha should be born:-+]

Someone once asked me what my "four chances" meant.

Hyun-Jun: I have four chances in my life, one is to meet Eternal Life, the other is to meet Zhong Kui, the third is to meet Hengjun, and the fourth is to eat dregs ... At that time, You Zheng was speechless ... Quack ~ ~ ~ But Hyun-Rong immediately comforted Ma and said that the fourth time was to meet him. Are you kidding? You'll make You Zheng angry! )

5. After drinking the milk, Kim Hyun Joong shouted, "What milk is so bitter? It turned out to be coffee milk. "

On the way to a public performance, Zheng Wen jokingly asked him what he was doing here.

Hyun-jin: "I sleepwalked when I was sleeping at home."

7. in m! When asked to say hello to PICK's audience,

Hyun-jung: I heard that there was a snowstorm this summer. How is everyone? "

8. What do melons worry about most before the concert?

Hyun-jung: "It's almost the Mid-Autumn Festival. There seems to be a lot to prepare. Are you ready for Zhong Kui? "

9. In the question and answer session of the mobile phone club, ask him what gift he wants most.

Hyun-Joong: You can buy it yourself!

10, before her debut, Yingsheng was looking down from the height of the building.

Hyun-jung: Ah, you will fall ... How did you die before you made your debut?

1 1, the MPICK performance of Yingsheng, Zhong Xian said to the dog. ...

Ken: Today is a good day.

Zheng Min is filming.

Zheng Wen: What are you doing?

Hyun-jin: I'm sleeping ... because I'm a sleepy! !

Then he went on to say

Hyun-jin: Ah, a lot of snow ... It is said that every 100 years, there will be a heavy snow. Everyone knows that, right?

13, member Yingsheng talks to himself in the elevator.

Hyun-jin: Otter ~ ~ ~ Please speak human!

14, I saw a pearl picker in the sea.

Hyun-jin: What would you do if the shark came out?

Zheng Wen is on the radio program.

Zheng Wen: Why are you always late for activities?

Hyun-jin: Because I'm sleepy. ...

16、M！ Pick's PD: Melon concert is coming. Are you nervous?

Kenzong: Kimchi? It is time. I'd better start making pickles.

(Note: The pronunciation of "kimchi" and "nervous" in Korean is similar. )

17, saw Yingsheng sleeping.

Hyun-jin: He's dead! ! ! ! ! ! !

18, talking about Zhong Xian's foot injury

m！ PD of Pique: How did you hurt your foot?

Hyun-jin: It stinks ... rotten.

19, Zheng Wen said,' He is particularly abnormal ~'

Kenzong: What? Is there a patient? The fish are also sick ... if you go below the altitude of 1000m, you can see the sick fish.

In October and August, all members go on holiday together.

While playing in the water, Quezon went to Zhong Xian.

Hyun-Joong: Don't fall in love with me! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! !

2 1, members play the game of "put down" together.

Ken Joan: (in grandpa's voice) Lie down face down! !

22. What is the delivery error?

Hyun-Jeong: "This should be Bing Xu's New Year, and I would say Bing Xu's New Year."

On the 23rd, Meimei, a member of the government, laughed while drinking water.

Hyun-jung: "Don't you think this child is a little strange?"

Thank you for waking me up. Zheng Wen sleeps with earplugs.

Hyun-jung: "What eraser does the little boy wear when he sleeps?"

25. The police asked Hyun-jung, who was stroking Jeong-mei's belly, why he did it.

Zhong Xian said, "As long as you gently rub You Zheng's stomach, the baby will grow up healthily ~ ~"

26. Ask other teams to dig him.

Hyun-Joong: "Even if you give me 65.438+00 billion, I will refuse. Unconditional refusal, the meeting of five people is fate, and I think this fate is more precious than 100 billion. "

Members are all "Oh ~ ~ ~ ~ ~".

"Then be nice to us at ordinary times Zheng Wen! Usually! "

The members are all "Yes, you should be good to us"

Zhong Xian: "These these ~ Look at these people, these boys will definitely leave after giving them 100 billion yuan, these these ..."

27. Ask the members about the reasons for their deep friendship.

Zhong Xian: "People get to know us. When they see us, they will tell us what to do."

So I don't go out to play anymore.

28. Only a few of us play in the room every day.

So we became very close ... "

In the radio program, I asked, "My girlfriend and girlfriend go to the seaside. What will she do if she stares at other men?"

Zhong Xian: "Wash her face with sand on the beach!" " "

29. Ask him the country he wants to go to.

Ken Zhong: "I want to go to Australia, not Australia."

30. Zheng Wen "How many fans are there here today?"

Hyun-jung: "It's hard to say, how good are signature pens and highlighters?"

3 1. In an interview in 2008, the host asked about the roles played by five people in their new song "Song for You" MV.

When member Zheng Wen was introduced and played an angel in a white room,

Zhong Xian said, "It's not like heaven at all. It's like being in a mental hospital." . . "

32. "Thank you for waking me up" series:

In the fifth period, I got up the earliest in order to make breakfast for members. )

1. Lin Jing: "It took me 30 minutes to wake Hyun-jung, but the most important thing is that Hyun-jung got up today. It's hard to believe this, isn't it? "

Hyun-jung (nodding in affirmation): "Yes, I can't believe it!" We can't believe it either! ! )

2. Lin Jing: "Who eats spicy strips in the morning?"

Hyun-jung: "I still eat cold noodles in the morning."

Lin Jing: "What do you think of seeing you on TV?"

Hyun-jung: "I don't have many shots, (nonsense, every time you wake up, the program is almost over!" " ) I found that when I opened my eyes, the program was over. "(Who let you get up last! )

Lin Jing: "Let's confirm the sleep state of the members today. "

(Together, they mistakenly approached the doll and Shui Ze's room. )

Lin Jing: "How about going to see the sleeping members?"

Hyun-jung: "These boys are still sleeping at this time. Really annoying! " A look of hatred for iron not to produce, a great man, I am completely speechless.

(then goes to the horse's room)

Lin Jing: "I am most afraid of politics."

Hyun-jung: "I'm not afraid of him." (Hyun-jung, pay attention to the price when you speak, and see what kind of tragic end you will end up in ~)

Screen word: please see the value of regretting this sentence in the future, which needs to be verified.

Lin Jing: "What is Zheng Wen's usual personality?"

Hyun-jung: "talkative, critical and sensitive. I don't like him very much."

(starts making breakfast)

Zhong Xian: "In Xintangdong, the hometown of fried rice cakes, our school is there. Grandma Ma 00' s Chili sauce was brought over. This is the legendary Chili sauce that even the daughter-in-law can't cook. "

Lin Jing: "If two people eat together, one of them will die unconsciously ..."

Hyun-jung: "I don't know. I didn't even realize I was dead. "

Lin Jing: "Is this something that even the daughter-in-law doesn't know?"

Hyun-jung: "I don't know, (self-confidence) only I know. Mom, what do you know? )

Take out some hexagonal cake sticks. This shape ... allows sweating.

Lin Jing: "Are there no other materials?"

Hyun-jung: "Other materials are unnecessary. Do you know why? Because we have Ma Grandma 00 Chili sauce. "(Subtitle: Dizzy ~ ~ ~)

I went to find other materials and took out a pack of Chinese medicine from the refrigerator. It's the first time I heard that Chinese medicine can still be used ~)

Hyun-jung: "This is not an ordinary Chinese medicine, velvet antler and bear bile. If you can only mix two drops, you must put two drops. Mixing three drops will fail. "

(Teacher Kim Hyun Joong starts to cut carrots)

Lin Jing: "Teacher, why did you cut the carrot so thick?"

Hyun-jung (holding a carrot in his eye): "This is a cover-up. It looks like ham. "

(Suddenly, water is poured into the pot) Zhong Xian: "Now the temperature of the pot is 180 degrees ... This water is not ordinary water, but the water that the Antarctic ice is about to melt."

Lin Jing (depressed): "I'm so angry that I can't record any more! That's true. Are you sure? "

Hyun-jung: "An acquaintance of mine brought it back to me when he visited Antarctica."

Lin Jing (Unreasonable): "This is the water where the famous Antarctic ice is about to melt. "

Kenzong: "Of course."

Lin Jing: "For membership, it took two thirds?"

Hyun-jung: "Although I only have one bottle, I used so much to fry rice strips. (Sighs ~) Well, I originally wanted to use it when cooking Lamian Noodles. "

(the first stage, after the water is boiled, add seasoning)

Lin Jing: "So how much seasoning should we put?"

Lin Jing (very sincere praise): "It won't be long before you are invited to a cooking show."

Hyun-jung: "I'm going to sell crabs."

(Finally, they made a CF for the cake strips together. )

Lin Jing: "Kim Hyun Joong fried rice strips made with Ma Grandma 00' s Chili sauce .. dear, ah ~ ~ ~"

Hyun-jung (taking a bite, intoxicated with exaggeration): "What, who allowed you to be so delicious?" ! (cheeky supreme! ) oh ~ ~ my stomach. "(CF finished, sweat! ! )

(program 14 went to the seaside, in a villa by the sea)

Hyun-jun (seeing a room called Majialai): "That's disgusting. You can go into Ma's room. "

In Ma's room, Ma and four other people are discussing who will sleep with him.

Ma: "Whoever wants to share a room with me, please raise your hand." (ice)

Ma: "I won't torture you, I can swear." (Begging) I woke up as an angel. "

Gui Zhong: "Shall we have a look at the information screen?"

Ma: "Do you believe it?"

"Shui Ze:" If you don't broadcast a few issues, your hair will be pulled out. "

Ma: "Please believe me." (continue to seek ING~)

Hyun-Joong: "My mother said Hyun-Joong, you have round hair loss. Don't you know why I wear a hat? "

Finally, I'm fine. Gui Zhong compromise bird ~)

(By the sea, SS50 1 Didi improvises, and Ma plays the hero on the edge of love crisis. )

Horse (wholeheartedly): "Go away! Stay away from me! "

Gui Zhong: "Stop! You should go away! " (Ma has been spoiling the performance of the other four drops before)

Hyun-jung: "Let's go."

Horse (no matter how many, continue to be hysterical, MS growled at the age of four): "Go away! Since I met you, everything has gone wrong! "

Hyun-Joong (disdainful): "(After meeting you), I was unhappy too ~ ~"

(In Wake Up Lin Jing, five dogs introduce themselves in front of Lin Jing JJ's parents. )

Hyun-jung: "My name is Kim Jong-hyun, and I am the captain of this team. Although I sleep more on TV, it is all a TV program arrangement. " (Absolutely sophistry, no wonder the frightened PD clarified in the font that it is definitely not a TV arrangement! )

Xuanzhen, who had the highest fighting capacity during that time, was retaliated, because before that, Lin Jing had been out of the water ~)

Hyun-jin: "Hey ~ I'll turn her back into a woman." Why does it feel so cold? ~~)

Hyun-Jeong: "Do you remember what that aunt looks like? It is really a shadow. Ah ~ ~ (gloomy, angry, gloomy) Now, with a broad mind, I want to change the image destroyed by children back to the appearance of women. "

(Help with cooking)

"This is no ordinary carrot, it is very precious, it only grows one centimeter a year" (nonsense)

"Do you think this looks like an egg? This is an eagle egg, this is not an ordinary eagle egg, this is an endangered eagle egg, this is a vulture egg. "

Lin Jing (picking up a cucumber in dismay): "See how long you can blow. What about this cucumber? "

Xian Zhen: "This is an ordinary cucumber. At least one ordinary cucumber should be prepared. " (that makes sense. Millennium carrots, eagle eggs and cucumbers should be very common ~) "

Cut Chinese cabbage

Lin Jing: "Teacher, what is this cut?"

Zhong Xian: "Archer, that' A' was cut off at once."