Life is tired to look at the burst of laughter paragraph, work is tired can look at the burst of laughter paragraph, learning is tired can also look at the burst of laughter paragraph 。。。。。。 I think, life is so optimistic and open-minded, in order to get happy in life, work and study. So, here are some classic hilarious paragraphs shared in these areas.

Classic hilarious paragraphs on life

1, I can't lower my noble head, except when picking up money.

2. Life is really amazing, living and dying.

3, now the girls, too grumpy, a word, to soar shopping cart.

4, we work so hard and diligently, just to let the boss live a better life.

5. If I die, don't forget to put an air conditioner inside my coffin, a brand-name one.

6, you look quite creative, live quite courageous, ugly is not your intention, it is God in a tantrum.

7, now realize that it is not the red wolf on the gray wolf never leave, but the gray wolf has villa.

8, write a song of the most ruthless, listen to the song of the people in a prude, if people are pretentious up, listen to what is like to sing their own.

9, empty a heart of learning, biased by a failed life; empty a heart of weight loss, biased by a life of food. The first thing you need to do is to get your hands on a new one, and you'll be able to do that.

10, I doubt that your brain is not into the water, swimming through the fish, jumping over the toad, walking through the donkey.

Classic laughing paragraphs at work

1, work a family to know, happy life by creating. Congratulations on the work of four not afraid of four dare: one is not afraid of pain, two is not afraid of tired, three is not afraid of annoyance, four is not afraid of firing, dare to do, dare to dare, dare to break through, dare to create.

2, full of longing to work, really look forward to the wage turn over: double the wage, tired and willing; double the wage, take the initiative to work overtime; triple the wage, sweeping the floor also bear; quadruple the wage, worry about going without a trace.

3, the son did something wrong, when the lawyer's father asked: what else to explain? What you say now will become evidence in court; then the judge's wife said: baby son, you dare to say it, anyway, no matter how I will judge you not guilty.

4, the housemates are in the dry rice, I secretly pick the urn, die than they live in a good-looking, roll them.

5, a turn on the TV will always come across the ads, a doze always meet the supervisor, this is life.

6, the long vacation just retreat, exhaustion has not subsided, seven consecutive days of class, staged a continuous drama. The plot is wonderful, as if the drunken boxing will be, go to work as a sleepwalker, just do not dare to sleep. It is not that we are disheveled and anesthetized by freedom. The first thing you need to do is to get your hands on some of the most popular products in the world!

7, employees prefer to eat out at noon, because that's the only time they can open their mouths and picky.

8, rich is the dream of every office worker, daze is the wish of every office worker. There must be a great woman behind a successful man, and there must be a group of unlucky employees behind a successful boss.

Study of the classic burst of laughter paragraph

1, in fact, I'm not stupid, just lazy smart.

2, the teacher asked 'Howareyou' is what it means, the student answered how is you. The teacher was stunned.

3, who still remembers in school, the classic words, you give me wait, after school plug you.

4, the scum of the school to the scum of the problem, that is friendship; the bully to the scum of the problem, that is like; the scum of the school to the bully of the problem, that is love; the bully of the school to the bully of the problem, that is almost the test.

5, my son is six years old this year, these days the cold, take him to the hospital for an injection. To the hospital, the doctor flirted with, children, afraid of pain ah? Son looked at him, ignoring him, medicine to get good when the doctor said children, I have to play the injection, oh, son did not say, after playing. The doctor complimented to the children really strong, are not crying. The son lifted his pants, turned back and coldly said a needle nonsense really much. The doctor was left in the mess.

6, just saw the neighbor sister-in-law in the fight children, I asked the child what mistakes? Sister-in-law this bear child, have to eat sugarplums! I have to? Children want to eat candy canes, you hit him? He wants to eat meat!

7, the examination essay theme is what is courage, I hand in the paper, essay only five words, this is courage.

8, in school, I understand the pain of sleepy and can not sleep.

9. Professor xxx, please shake the dude next to you awake, this is class, not bedtime.

10, the beginning of the school year is like going to jail, being sentenced today and going to jail tomorrow.