Funny birthday wishes:

1. I wish you a lot of food and fish, may you sing with the accompaniment of beautiful girls, may your daily income be insufficient, and may you dare to live longer than a tortoise. Happy birthday!

2. I wish you: be as blessed as an old bastard in the East China Sea, and live as long as a big stone in Nanshan Mountain.

3. Bless you: today will happen every year, and today will happen every year, and you will be happy from ear to ear every day. Smile like a peach blossom. Happy birthday!

4. Pig! Pig, your birthday, your birthday! Happy pig! You are happy, so I am happy, you are happy, so I am happy. Because you are my beloved pig!

5. Pig, grow up quickly! Pig, get out of the market as soon as possible! Happy birthday to you, pig!

6. Today is your birthday. Your friend requested a song called "Power Train" for you. Please take your mobile phone and tap it hard on the floor... Okay, order the song. complete.

7. Today is your birthday. The first moment you turn on your phone, I give you my first blessing today.

8. Ordos became the richest city in the country, not because of you. It was said on TV: "Ordos warms the world." Also: "Good sheep produce good wool, good wool, and good thread." Happy birthday, gentle little sheep.

9. After I rubbed the magic lamp three times, the lamp god asked me what wish I wanted to make? I said: I want you to help me bless someone who is reading the text message. I hope that person has a happy birthday. Be happy forever.