I. Humorous Mood:

1. The same meat, why is it so popular when it grows on the chest, but so annoying when it grows on the stomach? Is this regional discrimination?

2, high price to sell my brain, did not use, interested parties private.

3. When others praise me, I'm worried that they won't praise me enough.

4, throw a coin, heads to the Internet, tails to sleep, stand up to go to class.

?5, stay at home, the mood is beautiful, really want to sleep more sleep, want to get up more get up. What do you want to eat what do you want to eat! Eat more if you want to eat more! If you don't want to eat, don't eat! The life of the gods.

6, if you can't get rich overnight, two nights is fine, half a month I, also acceptable.

7, the happy perfume sprayed on others, there are always a few drops splashed themselves. Busy people are often the happiest people, because he does not have time to think about their own fast or not.

8, sometimes feel ugly, take out the ID card to see, and found that much to worry about.

9. Happiness is the cat eating fish, the dog gnawing bones, I sleep.

10, money is not a problem, the problem is that I have no money.

11, in the sky would like to be a bird, in the ground to eat barbecue.

12, the life of a foodie is like a train, summed up: shopping for food, shopping for food, shopping for food.

Two, sad mood

1, we always see the light, can not figure out the connotation; to see the results, can not guess the reason; to give money, but can not take the spirit; therefore, we envy others, complaining about their own.

2, I conceal down the emotion sometimes can't digest, it becomes cold and mean meandering difficult to get along with.

3. Sometimes, we change our signature so often, just to let others know your mood. But we forget that perhaps others simply do not care about you.

4, like to use cool water to wash your hair, so always have a headache; like to eat snacks barbecue ice cream, so always have a stomach ache; like to stay up late to stay up late, so myopia is very serious, is not all like to have to pay the price.

5, some things, can only be a person to do. Some off, can only be a person over. Some of the road ah, can only walk alone.

6, sometimes the mood will suddenly be very low, do not want to talk and do not want to move. I don't know how to answer this question, but I do know how to answer this question. I'm not pretending to be silent, but I'm just not able to talk about it.

7, only until after things are different, people will know how to miss; always in the time when we do not understand the most, missed things are the most true.

8, no matter how heavy the wound, there will always be a day of healing. But regret is not the same, it will follow you until the end of life.

9, sometimes very tired, do not want to talk and do not want to move, do not need comfort and companionship, just want to stay alone.

10, after the pain will not feel the pain, there will only be a cold heart.

Three, positive and optimistic mood:

1, real happiness is not from wealth or honor, but from doing something worth doing.

2, everyone is unique, you don't need others to change yourself, just be true to yourself.

3, no matter how bad things happen today, should not feel sad, a lifetime is not long, with a willing attitude, live with the life.

4, the money is not in the more, have you on the line; room is not in the big, creative full.

5. Suddenly, I realized that as long as I am happy in this world, everything will become beautiful instantly.

6, travel, not necessarily to go to far away places, not necessarily to spend a lot of money, as long as there is the ability to find the beauty of the mood is good, on the way to work are traveling.

7. The sunflower told me that as long as I face the sunlight and try to go up, the days will become simple and beautiful.

8, change yourself to face everything with a positive mindset, in order to find a breakthrough in the predicament, in order to find a better way to improve themselves. A better way to develop yourself.

9, today's weather is good and sunny, the mood is not bad, beautiful to go to work, and a full day.

10, don't be sad, if you are each other's final destination, even if the middle of how twisted, must still be together.