People who love to laugh are never too bad luck, so do you like to laugh? Here I have collected a lot of funny children's humorous animal jokes. Let's have a look! Maybe I can hit your laughing blood!
Children's Humor Animal Joke 1
Chased to death
The cat was forced to sit in the hair salon opened by the fox because of life. One day, the mouse came to the hair salon to call the roll to keep the cat overnight. The cat vowed to die, and the mouse was furious: I was chased to death at the beginning, but now I am a prude when I send it to my door!
Power of the Press
A female wolf chased a white male rabbit, and the male rabbit jumped from several branches, followed by the female wolf. Unfortunately, the female wolf was stuck, and the male rabbit raped the female wolf and ran away quickly. The female wolf broke free in anger and chased the male rabbit. Gong Mian fled to the edge of a swamp. There was a reclining chair and a newspaper on it. There was no way to escape. The male rabbit used his quick wits to roll over the edge of the swamp and became a gray rabbit. Then he lay down on the chair, covered the newspaper and pretended to be a tourist. The mother wolf chased the white rabbit to the edge of the swamp, but she didn't see it, so she asked the gray rabbit if she had seen the white rabbit pass by. The grey rabbit opened the newspaper on his body and asked, Is it the white rabbit that raped the female wolf? When the mother wolf heard this question, she immediately became very ashamed and said, It's in the newspaper so soon?
Finally found a monkey
Bajie took Wukong down the mountain to go whoring, and took Wukong around several famous red mansions, but Bajie was very dissatisfied with Wukong's expression. Helpless, Bajie took Wukong to the last Red Mansion, and after a while, Bajie looked at Wukong's gloomy face and dared not come out. He kept muttering in his heart that the master elder brother turned out to be an old hand in this field, and his eyes were higher than his own.
Before leaving, a hairy lady in the Red Chamber was cleaning the stairs. Bajie saw a breeze blowing, and the big brother and the hairy lady disappeared, and the big brother came vaguely. It's killing me. Thanks, Junior Brother, I finally found a monkey! ?
Crayfish blind date
Crayfish go home moping after blind date. Mother lobster said: What's wrong with turtles? People are in good health and live a long life. You don't have to worry about being widowed. The most important thing is to have a house to live in. Crayfish cries: Good. What's good? I have to be called a bastard when I have a baby. When I drag my child shopping, people will call me a shrimp and egg! ?
White rabbit and giraffe
Giraffe said, Little Rabbit, I wish you could know how good it is to have a long neck. No matter what delicious food I eat, I will slowly pass through my long neck, and that delicious food can be enjoyed for a long time. The little white rabbit looked at him without expression. Moreover, in summer, the cold water slowly flows through my long neck, which is so delicious. It's great to have a long neck! White rabbit, can you imagine?
The little white rabbit said slowly: Have you ever vomited?
Children's Humor Animal Jokes II
1 I have a dog. Since the day I bought it back, I have trained it as soon as I have time to pick up the lost money on the ground. Now it finally pays off. Every time I let it go out, in most cases, I can get some money back. Now the money it takes back can not only cover its monthly living expenses, but also help me subsidize my family.
There are bitches in 2 families, and my boyfriend went to my house. At first, the dog shook his head and wagged his tail, and then he directly spoiled at his boyfriend's feet. When my boyfriend and I went out, the dog barked at my boyfriend like crazy. I turned my head and said to the dog, Nothing, he didn't take our things. My dog turned and wagged his tail and went back. My boyfriend was shocked. . .
With the help of the fairy, the mouse became a boy on Qixi Day.
He met a girl who likes to go for a night outing, and they hit it off immediately, and they soon went to rolled sheets.
After that, he gently kissed the girl on the cheek and suddenly found that her pupil was bigger than before turning off the lights.
The girl gave him a familiar and fearful smile and said: The fairy said that when the time comes, we will be back to our original shape.
Dad: Xiaoming, do you know what the cuckoo is good for us?
Xiao Ming: I know! Its cloth can be used for clothes, its grain can be used as food, and its birds can be used as pets.
Dad: *
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5 eat jiujiu duck! While it's not spicy, I'm still eating happily and painfully!
Look at the cheap dog at home and wipe the bitterness. If you are too spicy, take a break!
Then I threw two duck necks at the bitch!
I didn't respond to the first piece, but the second piece was full of joy!
Holy shit! All kinds of jumps, and then put your mouth in the corner and rub it repeatedly, sharpening the knife! !
Look at the way he looks at me again! !
It won't be spicy if you rub it. I have already rubbed it, and I will give it to you in turn!
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