One person can't do it, a group of people can't do it, and two people do it just right. What is the secret? Answer: whisper

Four feet in three hours, two feet grow up and three feet grow old. Answer: people.

4 upper hair, lower hair, and a black grape in the middle. Answer: eyes

Old Zhan keeps a dog and never washes it. Why don't dogs get fleas? Answer: Because dogs only have puppies.

6 Why are the two children just right? Answer: Because there are three kinds of unfilial.

Why do babies cry when they are born? Answer: Because he didn't cry when he died.

Like sugar is not sugar, you can't taste it with your mouth, help you correct the typo and go back and forth on the paper. Answer: Eraser

There are two identical twin brothers. Brother has a mole on his ass, but brother doesn't. But even if twins wear the same clothes, some people can immediately know who is the elder brother and who is the younger brother. who is it? Answer: themselves.

10 A person has three hairs, why should he cut off one? Answer: He wants to be Sanmao's brother.

1 1 Teacher Hua has a skill, that is, he can make people who see him automatically put their palms up. What's going on here? A: He is a Chinese medicine practitioner.

12 Old Man Mei, you go to the hospital for a check-up. The doctor told him to relax. What happened to him? Answer: beans and corn

13 apricot jumped from the 52nd floor. Why nothing? Answer: She is a bird.

14 why do two handsome guys fight for a woman who looks like a dinosaur? Answer: I want to marry her.

There are still 15 years, why can't the money be saved? Answer: Because I get fired every year.

16 Five brothers live together with different names and different heights. Answer: Fingers

17 The doctor prescribed you three pills and told you to take one every half hour. How long will it take to complete? A: One hour.

18 interference answer: step

19 What's the name of driving around the river when you are bored? Answer: white flower oil

What should the employer wear when there is a labor dispute? Answer: bulletproof vest

2 1 Who are Cinderella's parents? Answer: Snow White and Bao Gong.

On the way, it did a somersault, and then it did it again. Answer: Three somersaults twice.

23 magic soap made of pig liver and bear gall (guess 4-word idiom) answer: liver and gallbladder care for each other (soap)

Why do some people like reading comics? Answer: boring.

What will men and women become? Answer: Two people.

What are the similarities between what two women said and what a thousand ducks said? Answer: Nonsense (chicken)

Why is there a hole in the ground after DrJ did 10 push-ups? Answer: Because he does push-ups with one hand.

Why does everyone like to sit and watch movies? Answer: Because it hurts to stand and watch your feet.

What books can't be bought? Answer: suicide note

What mouse likes to be clean? Answer: environmental protection department

What is the English name of 3 1 Ah-Pi Po? Answer: A- people

The right hand can never catch anything. Answer: right hand

What is the most important thing besides the admission ticket when taking the entrance exam? Answer: Remember to get up.

Mark's father answered in the city library (four-word idiom): Know the way old horse (old horse on city map)

The cows in Cleisthenes stop barking after swimming in the water (four-word idiom) Answer: Courage without strategy (Cleisthenes)

Both sides of the wheat were stolen (four-word idiom) Answer: Everything was stolen (stolen)

This letter is made of two eggs (four-word idiom). Answer: swear (eggs)

This ice looks like aluminum foil. Answer: Walking on thin ice.

How can a tiger tied with a rope of 10 meter eat grass 20 meters away? Answer: Tiger ... Don't eat grass.

40- This thing looks like an electric light on the left and an electric light on the right, just like an electric light. But it just doesn't work. What is this? Answer: The light is broken.

4 1 Heaven knows, I know (name a city and county in Fujian) Answer: Sanming.

A moon hangs over the capital (type a word) Answer: expansion.

What water do 43 people need when they are not hungry? Answer: salary

Brainstorm ==002

Why is sea water salty? Answer: The fish shed too many tears.

Why does Alfred always have to wait for the teacher to do it before he listens to the teacher? Answer: He is deaf.

What happens to people who enter the eyes of money? Answer: eventually you will die.

Lao Wang is over half a year old. Why does he always like to revolve around women? Answer: Lao Wang sells cosmetics.

In what way can people not drink water? Answer: change the name of water.

49- A female prisoner was taken to the police station and kept alone in a heavily guarded cell. The next morning, there was one more person in the cell, and no outsiders could enter! Why is this? A: This is a pregnant female prisoner who gave birth to a baby boy.

Jane can't do any housework, and she has a bad temper. Why did her parents try their best to urge her to get married? A: Its purpose is to blame others.

5 1 The room was leaking everywhere, but no one got wet. Why? Answer: empty house

Who can open his mouth with food and reach out with clothes? Answer: Baby

No.53 took off his red robe, and a white fat man came to the white fat man's side, a black mariko. Hit a plant? Answer: litchi

A taxi was driving normally on the expressway without violating any traffic rules, but it was stopped by a policeman. Why? Answer: The police took a taxi.

How many duck eggs are there in a dozen? Answer: it's all gone, it's broken.

How do people with head injuries sleep? Answer: sleep with your eyes closed

Why do 57 people get cold after death? Answer: Peace of mind is natural and cool.

Why do modern people like to dig their ears more and more? Answer: There are more and more people who love swearing.

How to distinguish friendship from love? Answer: Friendship appears during the day and love appears at night.

I can't eat grapes and I don't say sour grapes. Why? Answer: I understand.

6 10000 Why? Answer: Ask whatever you want.

When will we willingly put out the fire of our own lives? Answer: Before cutting the birthday cake.

Three prisoners listened to the judge's verdict, and the judge said that the left and right two were not guilty. Why? Answer: Guan Zhong

What do people in China say? Answer: China people.

There are two places on the earth. Yesterday can be today, and today can be tomorrow. Where is that place? Answer: South Pole and North Pole.

Kay drove, but he never reached his destination. Why? Answer: The car is driving backwards.

Fangfang ate beef noodles but didn't see beef? Answer: She ate beef instant noodles.

Daming is fluent in English, but foreigners can't understand what he says. Answer: Daming speaks English.

As soon as Mr. Lu had his hair cut, he asked the barber to divide it for him. The barber said he couldn't do it. Why? Answer: His hair is very strange.

What is the first thing that Santa Claus puts into his socks on Christmas Eve? Answer: feet

7 1 Where can I get stamps? Answer: India

There are twenty ripe apples on the apple tree. Half was blown away by the wind, and then half was picked by fruit farmers. How many apples are there on the tree? Answer: 5

How long does it take to write from one to ten thousand? Answer: 5 seconds at most. 10000.

Why is there no word "difficult" in Napoleon's dictionary? Answer: His dictionary is in French.

What idiom is a monk playing an umbrella? Answer: No offense.

What flowers can you see but can't catch? Answer: splash and fireworks

What kind of train has the fewest carriages? Answer: fire truck

What is a person who people worship when they say it, but don't want to see the answer: God?

What do fat girls say when they are sick and most afraid of being visited by others? Answer: Take care.

What is the earliest surname of China people? Last name is Benshan. "At the beginning of life, human nature is good."

8 1 Why does a strong duck drown in the river? Answer: I can't think of suicide.

Once upon a time, what was the gold all over the mountain? Answer: San Francisco

Iron will rust if it is left outside, but what about gold? Answer: No.

Farmers have 10 cows, why only 19 horns? Answer: One of them is a rhinoceros.

Xiaoming's father has only been an official once, and only for a few days. But because he became an official that time, he had to pay for it every day. What kind of official did he become? Answer: groom.

When is the best time to raise your hand? A: When someone points a pistol at your head.

Xiaoming lives on the fifth floor, but the elevator is broken. Instead of taking the stairs, he went up to the fifth floor to go home. Is this possible? Answer: Mom carried him upstairs.

88 an apple MINUS an apple, guess a word. Answer: 0

Three gold "Xin", three water "Miao" and three people "Zhong", so what should the three ghosts call the answer: help.

90 Where does the sea not produce fish? A: Cihai.

9 1 Chuchu's birthday is March 30th. What year is this year? Answer: March 30th every year.

Can you write the scarlet letter with a blue pen Answer: Why is it difficult to write the scarlet letter?

A taxi was driving normally on the expressway without violating any traffic rules, but it was stopped by a policeman. Why? Answer: The police took a taxi.

Cosmetics can make a woman's face beautiful, but whose face will become ugly? Answer: the person who pays.

What should you do first if you want your dream to come true? Answer: wake up.

It takes an hour by train from Beijing to Tianjin, but now it takes only half an hour from Beijing. Where is the train now? A: On the tracks.

Is it possible that an ant climbed from Sichuan to Tokyo? Answer: Ants are on the map.

Answer: the director of the zoo

What can you see when you close your eyes? Answer: dreams

100 after something is cracked, it can't be found with precision instruments. Answer: feelings.

10 1 Xiaohua stands as high as the dining table, but after two years, she can move freely under the table. Why? Answer: Xiaohua is a dog.

102 What do people dislike to eat? Answer: lose money.

103 two dogs race, dog a runs fast and dog b ... answer: dogs don't sweat.

104 what should a person do if he wants to become a millionaire overnight? Answer: dreaming

105 What is the biggest difference between electricity and lightning? Answer: one is charged and the other is free.

106 There is an express train. Which tire must leave the ground when turning left at 90 degrees? Answer: spare tire

107 full moon, half moon and waning moon (pinyin letter 3) answers: o, d and c.

108 What flowers are floating, walking and flying? Answer: snowflakes, waves and fireworks.

109 What bamboo doesn't grow in soil? Answer: firecrackers

1 10 How long does it take to finish Peking University? Answer: When I was studying at Peking University.

1 1 1 Xiaoming's grandfather sings while brushing his teeth. Why is the answer: false teeth?

1 12 A bottle of milk is full. How can I drink to the bottom of the bottle first? Answer: use a straw.

1 13 What watch loses 24 hours a day? Answer: stop the watch

2024- How to make numbers less than three and four with three chopsticks? Answer: Take pi as an example.

2025-a pile of watermelons, half less than half. How many watermelons are there in this pile? Answer: 2

2026-I went to see a movie in Mong Kok this afternoon. When I got to Mong Kok, I couldn't see anyone. Why? Answer: half.

2027- What is the most valuable thing missing? A: Satellite.

2028- What will come, but it never comes? Answer: Tomorrow.

2029— What animal did you see first when you entered the zoo? Answer: people

2030- What disease does Sleeping Beauty fear most? Answer: insomnia.

2031-A person has only three hairs. Why do you have to pull out one at a party? Answer: because he wants to divide.

In 2032, some people said that you can judge by your teeth ... Answer: teeth can chew out the tenderness of meat.

2033— What is the earliest surname of China people? A: Well, at the beginning of life, the "surname" is good.

2034 —— Beat the dog to see the owner, and beat the tiger to see what? Answer: See if you have seed.

2035— Why is there a sheep in a pack of wolves? A: There is a word "sheep" in the word "group"

2036-Under what circumstances, one plus one definitely does not equal two? Answer: a kilo of flour and a large glass of water will only be equal to a piece of dough.

2037-How can I walk 300 miles a day? Answer: Stand still on the equator.

2038-What was the first sentence of Americans landing on the moon? Answer: American dialect

2039-Xiaoli and her mother bought 8 apples. Her mother asked Xiaoli to put these apples into five pockets, and each pocket was even. Can you do it? Answer: There are two apples in each pocket, and the last four pockets are put in the fifth mouth.

2040- What can be universal? Answer: telephone

2041-Xiaoming said to Xiaohua, "I can sit where you will never sit!" " "Where is he sitting? Answer: Sit on Xiaohua.

2042— The family has rules and the country has rules. What are the rules of the zoo? Answer: tortoise.

2043- What officials not only don't get paid, but also pay? Answer: the groom.

2044-What newspaper only prints one copy-Answer: telegraph.

2045-Where must anyone go? -Answer: Toilet

2046-When will the sun and the moon be together? -Answer: Tomorrow.

2047— What do you have and what do others have? Although it is a thing apart, it can't be exchanged? -Answer: Name

2048-A ship is limited to 50 people. There were 49 people on board. After a pregnant woman got on board, the ship sank into the sea. Why? [Answer: Diving Hall

2049-Mr. Huang, who was lovelorn, took to the streets on a dark windy night. He stood between two headlights and the car roared by, but he was unscathed. Why [Answer: Motorcycle]

2050- Go to see a movie in Mong Kok this afternoon. When I got to Mong Kok, I couldn't see anyone. Why? [Answer: No one.

Brainstorm ==042

205 1- When I was a sophomore, when I was in a law class, our law teacher had a hobby. He liked to ask questions. Before asking questions, he must repeat them loudly. Once in the General Principles of Civil Law class, suddenly the teacher raised his voice and began to ask questions. All the students stared at the teacher in fear for fear of being called. Because the teacher asked questions instead of roll call, he looked at the roll call and gave the answer: funny roll call.

2052-Why do vampires never drink fruit juice or vegetable juice? Answer: I am afraid of the cross in the juice.

2053- What is the cleanest way to mop the floor? Answer: Push.

2054- What's another name for eggplant? Answer: Vegetables 2055-How can I drink to the bottom of a full bottle of milk first? Answer: use a straw.

2056- What kind of bamboo doesn't grow in soil? Answer: firecrackers

2057- What book has the most shortcomings? Answer: medical books

2058- What do most self-employed people live on in today's society? Answer: mouth.

2059- Where do I have to pay to speak?

2060- What cloth has been cut? Answer: Waterfalls.

2061-What are the advantages of black hair? Answer: Not afraid of tanning.

2062- What do women lose unconsciously? Answer: beauty.

Today in 2063, a ewe and a lamb were grazing when an old wolf came and took the ewe away, and the lamb obediently followed. What happened? Answer: The lamb is in the ewe's belly.

In 2064, the elephant in the zoo died. Why did Pluto cry so sadly? Answer: He wants to dig such a big hole, so he

In 2065, three sparrows were fighting on a telephone pole. One of them accidentally fell down. Why did the other two fall with him? Answer: Because those two fell down as soon as they clapped their hands.

Today in 2066, Chuchu's birthday is on March 30th. What year is this year? A: Every year.

2067-What is smaller than bacteria? Answer: the son of bacteria

2068— Xiao Wang, who loves snacks, weighs 50 kilograms at the heaviest and only 3 kilograms at the lightest. Why? Answer: His newborn weight.

2069-9 oranges for 13 children, how to divide them fairly? Answer: squeeze into juice

2070-8 digit "8", how to make it equal to 1000? Answer: 8+8+8+88+888

2071-There was a man who went to the cinema half an hour late because of something, but he didn't expect to see anyone when he came to the cinema. Answer: There is no one in the world.

2072- What gives birth to a tail at night Answer: Meteor.

Today in 2073, the angrier things get, the bigger things get. Answer: temper.

2074-When the family asked the doctor about the patient, the doctor only put up five fingers and the family cried. What is the reason? Answer: three long and two short.

What is the narrowest road? Answer: The road to the enemy is narrow.

2076— Why did Tong Tong and Zhuang Zhuang insist that Zhuang Zhuang is the answer to drinking goat milk when they first met? Strong is a sheep.

2077- What is the easiest thing for a stutterer to lose? Answer: Make a long distance call.

2078-Heart-changing surgery failed. The doctor asked the dying patient what his last words were. Guess what he would say? Answer: Actually, you don't understand my heart.

2079— Xiaoming was not nervous when he found that his room had been stolen. Why did he answer: someone else's room?

2080-I became a mother before giving birth to a child, raising a child or adopting a mother, and didn't claim an adopted son or daughter. Excuse me: Who is this? Answer: the bride

2081-Two players played nine games a day and won the same number of times without a draw. What happened? Answer: They didn't play nine games together.

2082— Xiao Wang is a good soldier. While on duty, he clearly saw an enemy touching him quietly. Why did he turn a blind eye? Answer: He is aiming.

2083- What cows can't eat grass? Answer: Snails

2084-you can do it, I can do it, everyone can do it; One person can do it, but two people can't. What is this for? Answer: dreaming

In 2085, a new hospital with advanced equipment and thoughtful service opened in this city. But the strange thing is: there are no patients here. Why? Answer: Veterinary hospital

2086-Water snake, python and bamboo snake, which is longer? A: Bamboo Snake is the longest, with three words.

2087-Someone went to a foreign country, but people in China surrounded him. What happened? Answer: In China.

2088- What is the most difficult problem in the world? Answer: This question.

2089— Why did Liu wake up from sleep with deep teeth marks on his ass? Answer: I sleep on false teeth.

2090-How will an ant die if it falls from a mountain millions of meters high? Answer: starve to death

209 1- On a cold winter morning, a gentleman in a suit and tie swam desperately in the river. Why do you think this is? Answer: I accidentally fell.

2002-Why does it cost 1 10,000 yuan to buy one cow and 50,000 yuan to buy three cows? Answer: Three cows are certainly more expensive than one cow.

2093- What are the strongest locks afraid of? Answer: the key.

2094-A woman who has been divorced fifty times, how should she be described? Answer: Give up the ex-husband.

2095-Men first, or women first Answer: Men first, because men are gentlemen.

1996-The news in the newspaper may not be 100% true, but what news can never be false: the year, month and day in the newspaper.

2097— The family has family rules, and the state-owned family rules. What are the rules of the zoo? Answer: There are turtles.

2098- What officials not only don't get paid, but also pay for themselves? Answer: the groom.

2009-Wife: "Oh dear, the diamond ring you gave me fell into the black tea ..." As a result, the ring returned to his wife safely, without any trace of getting wet. Is this a miracle? Answer: Because the ring fell into the teapot of black tea.

2100-a certain order is written on the paper. However, people who can read the text can never read the command. So, what is written on the paper? Answer: The newspaper said, "Don't read this article."

Brainstorm ==043

2101-What is the situation that two tigers can fit in one mountain? A: A man and a woman.

2102-who doesn't need electricity? Answer: Burmese.

2 103— What is obviously yours, but others use it much more than you? Answer: Your name.

2 104— Who is the father of your uncle's sister's cousin? Answer: relatives

2 105— Xiaohua will have an exam tomorrow. He has learned English by heart, but he still failed in the exam the next day. Why? Answer: The next day is not an English exam.

2 106— Where are the big and small places? Answer: the toilet

2 107— I can't fly, but it won't break when I step on an egg. Why? Answer: The other foot is on the ground.

2 108— The beautiful princess stopped wearing mosquito nets after she got married. Why? Answer: She married the frog prince.

2 109— Grandpa is familiar with the art of war, but he loses to others every time he plays chess. What art of war did he use? A: The soldiers will block.

2 1 10— Why did a healthy couple give birth to a baby with only one right eye? Answer: Everyone has only one right eye.

2111-Xiaoming is blowing an electric fan. Why is he still sweating? Answer: He is blowing the electric fan, but the electric fan doesn't blow him.

2 1 12— Why do bears sleep so long when they hibernate? Answer: No one dares to wake it up.

2 1 13— There is half a bottle of wine, and the bottle mouth is plugged with a cork. You are not allowed to break the bottle, remove the cork or drill holes in it. How can you drink the wine in the bottle? Answer: Push the cork into the bottle.

2 1 14— Which death method is the most popular among ordinary death row inmates? Answer: die of old age

2115-When Lan Lan passed a city, there happened to be a big earthquake there. Why is light light blue safe? Answer: She flew by.

2116-What valuable things are most easily lost? A: Satellite.

2 1 17— A student lives in school. Why is he often late for school? Answer: The school where he lives is not the school where he goes to school.

2 1 18— Why do blacks like to eat white chocolate? Answer: I'm afraid of biting my fingers.

2 1 19— Why is there a hole in the new socks? Answer: sock mouth

2120-Who is the most disobedient answer: deaf.

2 12 1- No one has seen the answer of any book: gobbledygook.

2122-where is the trouble? Answer: At the drugstore.

2 123— How to write zero in Roman numerals? Answer: There is no zero in Roman numerals.

2 124— Sasha claims to be an expert in distinguishing the age of hens. Her unique skill is to use her teeth. Why? Answer: Eat chicken to see if the hen is old or tender.

2 125— What symbol should be added between the number 0 and 1 to make this number greater than 0 and less than 1? Answer: Add a decimal point and it becomes 0. 1.

2126-A square table is missing a corner. How many angles are there? Answer: fifty cents.

2 127— Mrs. Kim has always been outspoken, but what made her suddenly speak hesitatingly? Answer: When eating sugar cane.

2128-6 how to arrange 24 people in rows by 5 people? Answer: hexagon.

2 129— On the bus, two people are having a heated conversation, but the onlookers can't hear a word. What is this? Answer: It was a deaf-mute couple.

2 130— There is a cow with its head facing north. It turns left three times, then turns back two and a half times, and then turns right. Where does its tail turn at this time? Answer: Next.

2131-Which hurts more, starting with coconut or watermelon? Answer: I have a headache.

2 132— Why do people go to the market? Answer: Because the market will not come.

2133-There is a ladder hanging on the side of the boat, 2 meters away from the sea. The sea water rises by half a meter per hour. How many hours can seawater submerge the ladder? Answer: A rising tide lifts all boats and will never be flooded.

2 134— An old man has only three hairs on his head. One day he will attend an important banquet. Why did he pull out one of them? Answer: He wants to divide it.

2 135— What animal do you see first when you enter the zoo? Answer: people

2 136— Maya bought a new stereo, turned on the power and played the tape. Why is there no sound? Answer: There is a power failure.

2 137— Two fathers and sons go to buy hats. Why did they only buy three hats? Answer: It's three grandparents and grandchildren.

2 138— A man who can't swim fell into the water, but he didn't drown. Why? Answer: He is taking a bath.

2139-Two dogs race. Dog A runs fast, while dog B runs slowly. Which dog sweated more when it reached the finish line? Answer: Dogs don't sweat.

2140 —— A blind man walked to the edge of a cliff, stopped suddenly, and then walked back. Why? A: He is blind in only one eye.

2 14 1- A goat with blind left eye has a piece of beef on the left and a piece of pork on the right. Which piece does it eat? Answer: goats don't eat meat.

The clock struck 13. What should I do now? Answer: repair the clock.

2 143— What photo can't tell who it is? Answer: X-ray.

2 144— How can I put my left hand completely in your right trouser pocket and my right hand completely in your left trouser pocket? Answer: Wear pants backwards.

2 145— What can be used globally? Answer: telephone

2 146—— On a snowy day, Gao Jiawen turned on the heating and closed the doors and windows. Why does he still feel cold? Answer: He is outside the door.

A Dai drove to the zoo to play. The zoo is very close, so he didn't go the wrong way. Why can't he always reach his destination? Answer: He has already opened it.

2 148— What is the ceremony that a priest cannot perform under any circumstances? Answer: Your own funeral.

2149-In an exam, two students handed in identical papers, but the teacher thought they definitely didn't cheat. Why? Answer: They handed in a blank sheet of paper.

2 150— Why do hens have short legs? Answer: so that the eggs won't break.

Brainstorm ==044

2151-Why did grandpa give Xiaoming a birthday present, but Xiaoming kicked it away? Answer: The gift is football.

2152-iron will rust if it is left outside, but what about gold? Answer: it will be stolen.

2 153— What else will others know about you when you brag about your strengths? Answer: You are not stupid.

2154-The wolf dragged the ewe away. Why did the lamb follow without saying a word? Answer: The lamb is in its mother's belly.

2 155—— Why does the Statue of Liberty always stand in new york Harbour? Answer: Because she can't sit down.

2 156— Good John is dead, and the angel wants to take him to heaven. Why did he refuse to go? Answer: He is afraid of heights.

2 157— How do blind people eat oranges? Answer: Nonsense.

2 158— Pangpang is a famous diver, but one day, he stood on the platform, but he didn't dare to jump. Why is this? Answer: Because there is no water below.

2 159— Why do two tigers fight to the death and never give up? Answer: Because no one dares to stop fighting.

2 160— Ming always likes to break the alarm clock at home. Why does mother always ask her father who can't repair the clock to repair it for her? Answer: Repair Xiaoming.

2161-What color are the teeth of black and white babies? Answer: Babies have no teeth.

2 162— What is the longest elephant nose and the second longest elephant nose in the zoo? Answer: Elephant.

2 163— Xiao Li often socializes because of her work. Although she comes home early every day, her wife still complains constantly. Why? Answer: He went home in the morning.

2 164— Behind every successful man, there is a woman. What is behind that failed man's back? Answer: There are too many women.

2165-A monkey crouched on a roadside pole. When the driver Xiao Li saw it, he stopped immediately. Why? Answer: He regarded the monkey's ass as a red light.

2166 —— A taxi was driving normally on the expressway, but was stopped by the police without violating any traffic rules. Why? Answer: The police should take the bus.

2 167— Xiaoming took 100 yuan to buy something from 75 yuan, but the boss only gave him 5 yuan. Why? Answer: He gave it to his boss, 80 yuan.

2 168— There are some things that both the buyer and the seller know, but only the users don't know. What is this? Answer: coffin

2 169— Why does Ah Fu always wait for the teacher to do it before listening to the teacher? Answer: Ah Fu is deaf.

2 170— There is a tree. There is a pile of grass 7 meters away from the tree. A cow is tied by a 3-meter-long rope. The cow ate all the grass. Why (regardless of the length of the cow) Answer: The cow is not tied to the tree.

2171-There is a silkworm on one side of the river and a mulberry tree on the other. The river is one kilometer wide, but there is no bridge. How can it cross the other side? A: After becoming a moth.

There are five apples in a basket. Give it to five people and ask everyone to share the same amount. Finally, there will be an apple left in the basket. How to divide (can't cut apples) Answer: Give a basket and an apple to a child.

2 173— What kind of water do people need when they are not hungry? Answer: salary

2 174— What is the first thing people wake up in the morning? Answer: Open your eyes.

2 175— What book has the most shortcomings? Answer: medical books

2 176— There is an unusually fierce king cobra, but no matter how you provoke it, it won't bite. Why? Answer: Because it lives in a forest where there is no one at all.

2 177— Xiao Li called the general manager an idiot in front of customers yesterday, and as a result, Xiao Li was fired. Why? Answer: Because Xiao Li leaked the top secret of the company.

2 178— The police found an intelligent homicide case. No clues were left at the scene and no witnesses were found. But an hour later, the police announced that the case was solved. Why? A: The murderer first came from.