2. Show the naughty girl, show the pride to the world, and clean up when you are tired in the middle of the night.
You are in my heart now.
Under the shade of green willows, I caught a glimpse of a playboy with a romantic record on the highway riding on it, carved with silver stirrups, from children to wealth. As time goes by, Ajisai is full of success, and only teenagers are invincible.
What I am most afraid of is not being happy and sad in front of people, but that one day when you watch a movie, everyone is laughing, but you are laughing and crying, and everyone is crying, but you are crying and laughing.
6. In my memory, I remember a young man with a ribbon around his waist, a handsome face with three points of pride and a brighter smile than Huang Heqing.
7. Look at the long river and sunset in the future alone. People in dreams will never wake up.
8. For me, idolization just regards people with positive energy as their role models and keeps learning from them.
9. Happiness is the wine in a crystal cup, which is mellow, attractive and intoxicating; Tears are cocktails with cherries, which are different in color and taste.
10. No matter how despicable your past is, no matter what your family background is, love is everything.
1 1. There was once a tall man who didn't even care that he was empty and pretended to be a snake. He has a good-looking personality, ignores all laws and is not afraid of the coercion of surgical methods. Holding a pen in his hand, he drew water from the Milky Way for nine days and broke through the Zang Lan River. How can I draw a fairy and subdue him?
12. Of course it's my fault that you left suddenly and left me.
13. As long as you are willing to observe life, life will pay attention to you.
14. The flower of memory has been blooming in your never-barren eyes.
15. Beautiful to your mouth, with lonely flowers.
16. once a person has a goal, the difficulties he meets are no longer difficult. Even if he stumbles you, you already have a plan in mind. Isn't it?
Swear, swear.
1. I am willing to be a cow, a horse and a sheep for you. You don't need more, just give me grass.
2. People are nice to you just to sleep with you. Unlike me, my sofa, living room, balcony and kitchen are all ok.
I am a very practical person, and I only believe that love grows with time.
It feels good not to wear a condom, but it's not safe. My last mobile phone was so broken!
After the wedding night, the bride struggled to hold the wall and went out, cursing: liar, before getting married, he said that he had savings for more than 30 years, and I thought it was money! !
6. Don't keep telling me, uh-huh, uh-oh, can chatting with me also make you come to an orgasm? Talking about a dirty space.
I went swimming in the reservoir yesterday, and my leg cramped and I almost drowned. Fortunately, my girlfriend saved me. If I hadn't cheered her up this morning, we would have really become desperate mandarin ducks.
8. The so-called growth means that when you hear the word rough, you will never think of the sea again.
9. When I was 8 years old, an uncle dragged me into the house and stuffed that disgusting thing into my body, regardless of my feelings. After a while, he also let the liquid flow in. Then I shook my legs and pulled up my pants. I swear I'll never give an injection again.
10. What did he do to make you like him so much! ? I
1 1. It's best to sleep with you in the spring breeze.
12. Woman: Your ass is too hard. Man: There is too much water under you. Facts have proved that it is not easy to cook a pot of noodles well.
13. My fists and ass are only hard for you, and your eyes and ass are only wet for me.
14. One day, everyone got together to chat and talked about their interests. One person said: I like cleanliness. Suddenly a sentence popped up: Who is clean? Another person said: Who are they?
15. The best evaluation of women is not that you are really beautiful or sexy, but that I am hard. Tell me about the whole book in the latest space.
16. Chatting with a female classmate, I asked, what are you doing? What are you waiting for now? Q: When did you read it?
17. Once upon a time, there was a man named Ding Ding who was short and went to learn Latin dance.
18. One night, my prospective girlfriend and I were lying on the lawn. I pointed to the ground and asked her, honey, what do you think this is? The prospective girlfriend said, this is grass! Me: Do you like grass? Prospective girlfriend: I like grass best! Then we confirmed the relationship!
19. Before, I just wanted to watch the stars and the moon with you. Now I just want you to get up.
20. The teacher said that students should not fall in love early. What you say now will be someone else's wife in the future. As soon as I listen to it, I get excited when I think about other people's wives.
2 1. You know my depth and I know your length.
22. I stole roses and copied love letters, but I really want to fuck you.
23. the Monkey King: Sister-in-law, I am in you. Princess Iron Fan: Uncle, come out ~ Ah ~ Ah ~ the Monkey King: Sister-in-law, I'm coming out. Open your mouth. Princess Iron Fan: Ah ~ ~
24. What I miss is not swearing. What I miss is trembling together.
25. I can't say anything good about you, just want to see you take a bath.
26. Question: What is a man's tongue for? Answer: teasing.
27. When my ex-girlfriend bought me a drink when she got married, I always felt that I should do something. When I toasted, I said to the groom: The bride is beautiful, I'll go first.
Talk about something about pollution.
A little yellow QQ talk, a little color space to talk about Daquan spoof yellow jokes.
1. The tortoise is hurt, so let the snail buy medicine. Two hours have passed and the snail hasn't come back yet. The tortoise was in a hurry and scolded, I will die if I don't fucking come back! At this time, the snail's voice came from outside the door: you fucking said I wouldn't go!
-2. Dad put his son to bed and went back to the bedroom to get ready for bed. Dad! Cried the son. What is this? I'm thirsty. Can I have a glass of water? You just drank it! Go to sleep, I have turned off the lights! Five minutes later, dad! I'm thirsty. Can you get me a drink? I just said that! You asked me to hit you again! It's been five minutes, dad! What's going on now? Be sure to bring a glass of water when you hit me!
At school, one day, Mr. A was in the dormitory to change his pants. He just took off his belt. Unexpectedly, several girls came in, so he had to come to the dormitory next door with his pants. Just as I unbuttoned the button, I was about to take it off. Unexpectedly, several girls came in, so I had to carry my pants to the door of the dormitory next door. Because I was in a hurry with pants in my hand, I had to kick open the dormitory door and shout: Is there a woman in it? Is there a woman? I saw many girls sitting in the room, looking at him in horror.
An old man walked slowly in the street and saw a child tiptoe to ring the doorbell, but he almost missed it. So the old man went over and said kindly, little friend, let me press it for you. As he spoke, the old man rang the doorbell and didn't let go until he was sure that the people inside could hear him. At this time, the child eagerly said to the old man, let's run quickly, quickly!
5. The woman is ugly and can't get married, hoping to be trafficked. Finally, my dream came true, but I couldn't sell it for half a month. When the kidnapper brought it back, she insisted on not getting off the bus. The kidnapper gritted his teeth and stamped his feet: go, don't take the car!
6. Robber: Robber, get down! When he saw a lady kneeling, he shouted: Be fucking civilized, I only rob money, not sex!
-7. The ugly man took ninety-nine roses for his beautiful female colleague. Marry me! I love you! Woman: Forget it! I didn't feel it. Man: Please tell me that's not good, and I'll change it. W: What do you like about me? I will change it.
-8. A brother is constipated and can't be comfortable in the toilet for a long time. Just as he was going all out, he watched a buddy rush into the toilet like the wind and enter the next position. No sooner had I entered than there was a real storm. The brother said enviously to his buddy: Dude, I envy you so much. The buddy said: I envy you, my pants are still on!
-9. A puppy climbed onto your dining table and crawled towards a roast chicken. You are furious and say, if you dare to do anything to that roast chicken, I will dare to do anything to you! As a result, the dog licked the chicken's ass and you fainted. The dog said happily, look who is cruel.
-10. A sleeping party in a boy's dormitory lasted until three in the morning. Suddenly want to discuss a problem. What should I say first when I meet a beautiful girl? A gentleman woke up from a dream and said, Stop talking and let's go to bed!
Very dirty connotation. Tell me about 202 1
1, don't always kiss up, horses will get hemorrhoids.
We can never go back to the past, so let's walk slowly into the future.
3. I am not Oreo or milk. Don't always ask me to swim.
4, please read aloud: lying plum smells flowers, lying branches hurt and hate low. Invited to smell the rubble, lying wet in Chun Lv.
In my world, nothing is short of meat, because I am a carnivore.
6. This handsome pot looks very handsome. Why not buy it for cooking?
7. In this age of grass and mud horses, you will never lack the mentality of going to hell.
I couldn't understand a word of Jay Chou's songs when the history teacher was lecturing.
9. Heaven and hell, I'm just a passer-by.
10, if the teacher didn't allow you to lie, you would still be beautiful.
1 1. My brother-in-law asked you to go home and said that your period was coming.
12, the most shocking reason to break up in history, because you are a qq member, I don't think I deserve you.
13, I will only bow my head when lighting a cigarette, and I will only be gentle with the person I love.
14, if your girlfriend is a happy snack, get married. As the saying goes, eating goods is good for feeding.
15, air pollution is becoming more and more serious now, and fruit will be poisoned if it is not washed or eaten.
16, what is gold? I will give you a box of diamond cigarettes. It's only 30 yuan, not expensive.
17. Every time I borrow money from my friend, he always says, I'll borrow it from that one.
18, if I don't see you for a day, you are still you; I haven't seen you for a week, but when I think about it, I remember it. I haven't seen you in January, and I'm a stranger.
19, I can lose weight if I am fat, and no one can save you if I am short.
Don't be invisible, my friend. Fifty years later, I'm afraid I'll never see you online again.
2 1, a woman without talent is a virtue. It turns out that I have been wicked for eighteen years.
22, eat no meat, you think you are a monk! Vegetarian.
23. Take other people's road and let others have no way to go.
24. A hundred single love songs can't sing my inner sadness.
Many people are looking for her, but my other half still doesn't know where she is.
26. Brother is not Singles Day, but really lonely.
27,165438+1October1,1 1,1,at this moment, everything else is yours.
28. Give my best wishes to you who are single. Friends, please keep in mind.
29. How happy we are to be single. We drifted through the flowers, but left some fragrance in silence.
30. On Singles Day, I must find a beautiful mm and say "No" to her.
3 1, your name is "Guang Guang", my name is "Mingming" and a couple are called "Shuangshuang".
32. If everyone is single, what can a beautiful woman do when the sky is low?
33. Being single is a kind of realm, and no one can enjoy this festival well.
I wish there were a sister Lin in the sky, so I wouldn't have to spend Singles' Day.
It is said that165438+1October 1 1 is to commemorate the great man who died for love.
36. It's good to be single. There is also a festival that most people can't celebrate yet.
37. I love you so much, how could you have the heart to push me to this165438+1October1?
Don't be so nervous. I'm not the good guy you think.
39, all beautiful women, don't discharge, my daughter-in-law has caller ID.
40. On National Day, our family went to the museum to visit the monkey exhibition.
4 1, a great man lies in how strong his heart is, not his external body.
42. Do you know why money is hard to earn? Because grandpa Mao is an endorsement.
43. Holding a box of drumsticks cake in his hand, but shouting to lose weight.
44. Everything has left me, only acne has been guarding me.
45. The weather forecast is only one thing: thank you for watching today's weather forecast.
46. The gap between the rich and the poor: the poor choose cliff to commit suicide, while the rich choose cliff bungee jumping.
47. Today's powerful plastic surgery technology is not as good as China's pS.
48. Confucius said not to pretend to be forced. You pretend to be forced. I just like watching silently.
I know you are not a casual person, but please keep your respect for me.
50. A bed, a computer and a bowl of instant noodles are enough for a weekend.