Call the porridge factory-Ma Zhiming said that his family had money to cook and eat horses for more than 10,000 poor people: The audience gave us such encouragement. What good-looking art performances do we have? Wang: Yes. Ma: Today, some viewers who are far away from home came to watch our program by bike to express their love and affection for us. Actually, you don't like the way we look. Wang: Are you ashamed? Ma: Some viewers know that our Tianjin Quyi Troupe is performing, and it is a hobby of Quyi. Tianjin is the hometown of Quyi. Wang: That's right. M: It is recognized by the whole country. You know art, especially crosstalk. The audience in Tianjin knows it very well. How to lie down, how to cushion, how to turn this "burden", what is called turning, turning and padding, most viewers understand. How skilled you are at listening to cross talk. Huh? This is a great encouragement to our actors, especially young and middle-aged actors. You know all the audience, right? Wang: Hello, everyone. M: I know them all. Oh! Do you know me? Think about it. Wang: Oh, I don't remember. Who am I? Go ahead. Wang: Oh, forget it, forget it. M: What's my name? Wang: Forget it, forget it! What's your name? Horse: Horse! Wang: Horse? Your name? Ma: Up and down. Wang: Oh, what are you doing up and down? Oh! Ma lisan Man: Hey, that's right. Know my nickname? Wang: Oh, and a nickname? M: Haven't you heard of it? Woman: No, no .. Ma: Hey? Everyone knows my nickname. W: What's your nickname? Ma: Ma Renshan. Wang: Where are the horses? Ma: Good man. Wang: Oh, you are really a good man? Let's see, is this good man like this? M: What's it like? Why? What should it look like? Kind-hearted. Wang: Kind? You have a kind heart. Don't lie, don't lie to anyone, don't lie. Wang: Yes. M: I didn't cheat anyone, I didn't cheat anyone, and I didn't find a bargain. Be kind and treat others with conscience. Kindness is softhearted. No fighting, no scolding. Irony behind your back? Hurt people? Ma Renshan, never. Wang: I don't have this. Ma: Fighting? Good people don't look. I don't even watch boxing matches. I am soft-hearted. I heard that there was a fight, and I couldn't bear it. I can't bear to see it, and I dare not. Oh, my god Wang: Hello, Sun. Ma: You are soft-hearted. It's too soft. Soften! He is a big shot. He has never seen cows, chickens or live fish slaughtered. He's never seen it. He's heard of it. Hey, kill fish, big live fish, jump, jump, jump! Grab it! Have diarrhea with a knife, like that, I've heard of it, but I've never seen it. Wang: Never seen it? Hey. M: Oh, I can't stand it! Very good! Whoever hit me didn't kill anyone. Woman: Wow. M: That's it. Very good. W: ok. Ma: A Okumo fell from the wall and trampled to death? Horses are absolutely not. Wang: Oh, a Okumo fell off the wall without even stepping on it? Ma: Spider? There is a bug on my bed, a big bug! What shall we do? Wang: Is it twisted to death? Ma: Twist to death? What a shame. This is a small life. Does it understand? Does it know? Don't bother, hey, it's over! Mom, Ren Shan, come on. Woman: No. Ma: Big bug, whatever, whatever. Wang: Hey! Even if I catch a big louse, ouch, ho! What shall we do? Wang: Squeeze to death. Ma: Squeeze to death? What a shame. Wang: What should I do? M: That's a kind of life. Squeeze to death? Wang: Throw it underground. Ma: I will starve to death if I throw it underground. Wang: What should I do? Ma: Whoever you are looking for, put it around your neck. Wang: Hey! Oh, dear! M: Good. Wang: What kind of goodness is this? This is called immoral. Lice? Ma: Soft-hearted. I am soft-hearted! Wang: Soft-hearted? Play with lice Ma: We saved its life. We haven't suffered yet. Wang: Hey. Ma: Find a fat man. Wang: You have to find a fat man? M: Hey, I'm full. Wang: Hey, all right! M: Just for fun. Wang: Play? Is this fun? All right! Ma: Look, it's fun. What do you do when you are full every day? Wang: You are covered with lice? M: Now I want to do good! Wang: Ah, ah! Did you do well? I avoid you. Why don't you put lice in it? Ma: Who keeps lice? Wang: Do you want to do good? M: To do good, I am speaking metaphorically. How can there be such convenient lice? Wang: Oh, what's your address? Ma: Shunyi County. Wang: Shunyi County? Ma: Small place, Shunyi. Wang: Shunyi County in the north of Beijing? Yes, it's in the north of Beijing. Wang: It's 90 miles from Beijing. M: Right, right, Shunyi County. There is a mapo in Shunyi County, my hometown. Wang: Oh? M: Mapo. Wang: Shunyi County? M: That's right. W: Nanmapo and Beimapo. Two big towns? M: Ah, yes! Wang: Yes, yes! Male: Nanmapo, Beimapo. How did you know? Wang: Me? Man: Have you ever been there? Woman: No. Man: Have you ever been there? Wang: I haven't been there. How did you know? Wang: I heard that. Have you ever been there? Wang: I haven't been there. Man: Never been there? All right, all right. Nanmapo, Beimapo, those houses belong to our family. Wang: Are they all from your family? Ma: Hey, those houses, those big towns, all belong to the Ma family. You call Beijing to inquire about the Huang Tu Ma family in the north of Beijing, and that is our home. The nickname of our family? Hehuang Majia. Wang: Oh, your family sells loess. Ma: Selling loess? The cart sells loess. how much is it? Wang: Majia. M: No matter how far you go from Beijing to the north, you can see the yellow land, right? Wang: It's yellow land. Ma: As long as it is yellow land, it is our hometown. Wang: Huh? Horse: Loess horse. Wang: As long as it is yellow land, it belongs to your family. Ma: Look at the yellow land, then don't ask! Don't ask, it's mom's. Wang: Oh, how many hectares are there? M: How many hectares? More than two thousand miles. Wang: Hey! More than two thousand miles? Hey, whatever. Inside, inside. Wang: Rich people. M: What rich man? We dare not say rich people. Wang: A big family. Ma: Hey! In our hometown, not to mention the first family, it is two people who are not bad money. Wang: Rich people. Ma: Hey? In Tianjin and Beijing, is this still a rich man? Why don't we use this place? In our place, it is richer. Save it. There's business at home anyway. You have been to Beijing, so take two more steps. Ask around Majia in Shunyi County, Huang Tu, and visit our house. Our house, house, courtyard wall and yard are all miles away. Wang: Hey! Oh, ten miles on one side? Ma: Hey hey! Forty miles in all directions. There are eighteen roads in our yard, and there are more than 500 people in our family. Wang: Rich people. Ma: More than 1,300 people, including those who go back to their rooms, those who take care of things, those who drive cars, those who install a handle in the kitchen, and even servants. Wang: Hey, big family. Ma: We are descendants of the generals of the Han Dynasty. Wang: Ah, the descendants of. Ma: Hey! Does Ma Chao know? The Three Kingdoms Ma Chao. Wang: Yes. Ma: Ma Chao and Ma Dai, our old ancestors. That was our last generation. Our predecessor was Ma Yuan, general of Fu Na in the Han Dynasty. This is all a family, surnamed Ma. Wang: Horses are a family? Man: Hey. Wang: Oh, there is also a "horse widow" in Pingju. What is your family? M: All families have the same surname. Wang: What's wrong with this? M: It's not the same thing. We are descendants of Ma Yuan, the general of Guo Fu in the Han Dynasty. Please inquire about Li Wanchun, a literary singer. Wang: What's your home name? Man: Tan Fuying. Wang: Singing in your house? M: Let's not talk about church meetings. We dare not say so. We are friends of others and they respect us. Let's invite them to my house for a few days to eat, live and play. We want them to be happy. Sing it. Wang: Hey. We don't call it a church meeting. Invite them to come, stay for a few days, have fun and visit Ma's house. Sing a few paragraphs, and everyone will take two paragraphs when you leave. Wang: Oh, take two cucumbers! Yes, you have a lot of land and cucumbers. M: What a pity! People sell so much strength, I'll give them cucumbers after singing? Wang: What can the two do? No cucumbers. Man: Hey, really. Gold. Wang: Gold medal? Ma: Gold bars. This is the big one, this long one, 12 1. Take two each. There are many in the backyard. It's a mess Here you are. What are the obstacles? Why put it aside? Take it and play. Wang: Oh dear! Ma: big ingot, small ingot, small shovel, small one, take it! Play for the children. Wang: Hey, ouch! M: It's no use! Wang: Hemorrhoids? Gold bars piled up like mountains! M: Hey, I'm good at making friends, and I don't care about money! Wang: Your shoes are going to be nailed! Haha, change shoes. Those gold bars. M: Go ahead, you've seen everything! I always wear these shoes! Wang: Yes! It hasn't changed at all M: Did you see it? I don't want to change it. Wang: Don't want to change? Man: Hey. Wang: Hey, neither do you. Ma: Clean. Wang: Is it clean? M: Clothes are expensive and clean, but not expensive. Ceng Zi said: "The steamed stuffed bun has meat and no pleats." Wang: Huh? Is this Zeng Ziyue? M: Did you think highly of me when you visited our home? Wang: I respect it. Would you like to be my friend? W: Yes. Ma: Look at the horse's garden. Have you ever been to the garden? Wang: Yes. I visited all the gardens in Beijing. Man: Where? Wang: Wanshou Mountain. Ma: Is there one in Wanshou Mountain? Wang: Jingshan. M: Do you have it in Jingshan? Wang: Beihai. M: Did you see anything good? Still ... still going to the garden What is that? Wang: Your garden? M: What's in Beihai? Look at that tree! Looking at flowers? Where are there no trees? There are trees along the road. Wang: What's in this garden? Ma: Ma Jia, hey! Wang: What is it? Ma: Majia Garden, the flowers are not fresh. Trees? Who hasn't seen a big tree? You visit the garden. What kind of trees do you visit? Hey, really! Majia Garden, what you see is art and scenery. Wang: Oh, what do you have there? M: What's the matter? Majia Garden has more than 60 small white pagodas. Ta, do you understand? Wang: Yes. Ma: Tower! More than 60 small white pagodas, one taller than the other. The shortest and smallest tower is like the top of a department store. Wang: Hey! What about the youngest? Ma: Hey! Wang: Oh dear! M: There are more than seventy exhibition halls. The pavilion is full of white marble blocks and glass brick pavilions! The bottom of the pavilion is covered with silver. Crane and deer on both sides of the strait share the same spring, full of real gold. Woman: Wow! Horse: Jade horn, cat's eye and tourmaline tail. Crescent River, a white marble stone bridge. The goldfish whitebait in the river is better than the donkey, and the toad is as big as a camel. Wang: Hey! Hey? Toad buds are like camels? Ma: It's a toy. Wang: OK! This one. Ma: Did the goldfish see it? Wang: I see it. M: Haven't you ever seen goldfish in the garden? Wang: That depends. M: How big is it? Wang: There are all kinds of gardens here. So big. M: Where is it? Wang: Beihai Park. M: Well, how big is it? Wang: Zhongshan Park. M: Well, is it this big? Wang: This is the biggest! Ma: Playing with fish? Play this? Fried fish, fried fish? Give it to me for free, give it to me for free. I don't want it. Wang: Really? Ma: Ma's family plays with fish. Which one do you want? W: How big is your fish? Ma: Hum! How old is it? Do the math! See the table? Wang: The table. Ma: It's so big. Wang: So big? Ma: Hey! Goldfish. Wang Tianer fish, tigerfish, blue velvet ball fish, red velvet ball fish, flower shell fish, flower root fish, giant cuttlefish. Squid, understand? Wang: Cuttlefish? Black? Horse: black, like a elephant, like a little black donkey. Wang: Oh, is this fish this big? Ma: Hey, goldfish! Wang: Oh dear! Where do you eat? Ma: Fish tank. Wang: Fish tank? How big is this? M: How big is it? Glass brick. Thin glass? Thin glass, what is the fish tank for? Glass brick, thick glass brick, fish tank! I brought it from abroad. Wang: How big is this? Ma: How big! All right, you do the math! Have you seen Democracy 10? Wang: "Democracy 10", a steam wheel? Man: Ah. Wang: From Tianjin to Dalian. M: Yes, "Democracy 10". Wang: Yes. Ma: That boat, it's wandering around my fish tank. Wang: Hey! "Democracy 10" is wandering in your fish tank? Man: Hey. Wang: Oh, how did you get in? Horse: Crane! The crane hoisted it in. Wang: Oh, it's hung in. Ma: Let it go around and see how long it takes. Just for fun. I brought it from abroad. Foreigners gave me eight boxes, eight boxes, one foot thick, all ivory. W: Wow, how big is this? M: The French gave me a piece of cowhide. This cowhide is open, five miles long, seamless and complete. Wang: How old are you? M: Switzerland, my clock, the big clock on the table, made of wood. Wang: It's a clock. They are all made of wood. M: Are they all made of wood? That's the shell. The shell is made of wood. The parts in this company are all made of wood, the whole wooden clock. Wang: Huh? Ma: No winding, no electricity, just keep going. Is it enough? When the door of the watch opened, a wooden head jumped out. Woodenhead, so tall, came out with a small gong in one hand and a gong hammer in the other! "Dangdang!" Reach out and talk-"It's two o'clock!" Wang: Yes! All right! Ma: It's enough to come out at three o'clock! "Bang, bang, bang." -"It's three o'clock!" Wang: Wow, that's great! M: Do you want it? Here you go! Wang: No! Ma: I'll give it to you to play with. Wang: No, I have nowhere to put it. M: That's all right. Think highly of me? Wang: I respect it. Hey, do you want to make friends? Woman: Yes, yes. M: Drop by my house for a few days. Wang: I will visit you when I have time. What do you mean you have time? You have too much time! I'll drive to pick you up! Go and play here, and take some with you when you leave. Wang: No! A lot, I don't want it! M: I make friends easily! Hate me? Wang: I don't hate it. M: Hey, to be honest, are you tired of me? Wang: I'm not bored. Really? Wang: Really? M: I can make friends easily. Many friends asked me, Ma Renshan, to bring some money. Take some money, now there are some disaster areas, how to solve the problem of food for the people in the disaster areas? I said, is that easy? Open several porridge factories. Let's eat. Wang: Listen. What is this? Take one month's interest, that's enough! Not many people, 100,000 people, eat! Wang: You mean charity? M: We won't miss this! Don't say that! There is no charity. Wang: Don't whisper. M: We are not a charity. How dare you leave the word "shed"? We don't count! Helpless, the rich have rotten meat, the poor have no food to sleep, fat meat, fat horses in the stables, people starve to death, and the fields are hungry. This causes wild animals to eat each other. Ceng Zi said: "People who can't be satisfied don't know that people who are hungry are hungry." Wang: Is this what Ceng Zi said? M: Hey, hey! Porridge factory, porridge factory. Wang: How much millet does it take for 100,000 people to open a porridge factory? M: What is Xiaomi doing? Are you full of millet porridge? Wang: What do you eat? M: Three meals a day, noodles with slag sauce in the morning and beef stew at noon. W: In the evening? Ma: Bao, eat jiaozi at night! Wang: Is this the porridge factory? Oh, dear! Ma: Bring beef, and serve it after eating! That's not enough. I stood and watched. Eating more is a blessing. Eat! I am having a swell time. Wang: Le? M: I'm glad. W: That's it. Go home and eat your steamed bread. How did you know? Do you care? I'd love to! I eat steamed bread. What are you going to do to me? Wang: What have I done to you? M: I eat steamed bread. Do you dare to do anything to me? Wang: I don't know. I don't eat beef stew. M: I just love steamed bread. Wang: Stewed meat and pancakes are delicious! How dare you do anything to me? You touched me? Wang: Here comes the fight! M: I just love steamed bread. Wang: Then you can eat! M: I'd love to! It's none of my business to eat wowotou. Wang: Why don't you eat beef? Ma: Look, just eat steamed bread. Not eating meat means not eating meat. Wang: Why don't you eat? M: I'm fine! I am soft-hearted. Calf, lamb, kill it with one knife! Eat? Well, I can't stand it. I hope there is no harm, but it is also a kind of benevolence. See the cow but not the sheep, the gentleman is to the beast! Seeing his life can't bear to see his death, hearing his voice can't bear to eat his meat, which is a gentleman's distant cooking. Ceng Zi said ... Wang: Wait a minute, please stop! You can't say anything nice! M: You have to eat like this every day. Three meals a day, and more for the New Year! Do you want to go on holiday? Wang: Yes! Do you want to celebrate the New Year? Wang: Yes. M: What if I have no money during the holiday? Give him something. Take it away! Eat at home. Wang: Oh, I usually eat this. There are also special supplies for festivals and festivals. M: That's right. Wang: Ouch! The first of these three festivals is May Festival. Ma: May Festival, Zongzi. Eat zongzi, fifty or fifty zongzi per person! Wang: Fifty? Ma: It's 50 yuan per person, regardless of age. Everyone has one. Take it away! Eat it! Wang: One or two? M: One or two? Is the horse's zongzi one or two? Wang: Oh, one or two? M: Who cares about you? Wang: Yo? How big is that? Ma: There are thirty dates in each zongzi. Wang: Huh? A zongzi with 30 dates? Hey, I'm looking after this bag. Hey, Custom King: Jiami? Ma: Hey, don't miss a jujube. There must be 30 dates in each zongzi. Wang: Good! Return what? Ma: Give back half a catty of red cherries, half a catty of white cherries, half a catty of black and white mulberries, and fifty eight big apricots. Twenty yellow and white zongzi, twenty hibiscus zongzi, a basket of coriander, a basket of peppers and ten roses. Two calamus, two dwarfs, one or two cinnabar, one or two realgar, three sacred symbols, two civil and military judges, ten treasures from Five Blessingg, three gourds, five catties of white flour, one catty of shochu, one jar of rice vinegar and five catties of yellow croaker. If it stinks, change it. Wang: Hey! How thoughtful. Oh, dear! M: Everyone has one, regardless of adults or children. It's good. Wang: This is the May Festival. What about August Festival? Ma: August Festival? Moon cakes! Wang: Yes, yes, moon cakes. M: Everyone gives two reunion cakes and small moon cakes. Wang: Two or two? M: Two or two? Six pounds each. Wang: Huh? Six pounds each. M: Six kilos each. It will be small when it comes to our house. Wang: Then where is it? Ma: Majia moon cake, over 30 Jin! So big, so thick! You can't even break it. You have to hit it with a hammer! "When! When! When "! Smashed. Wang: it's smashed! Steamed in a steamer, right? This bean cake is! M: Did I say bean cake? Moon cakes as big as bean cakes. Wang: Is it that big? M: It's made to order. What's changed about this Majia moon cake? You taste this stuffing, look, you taste it! Wang: No! Assorted stuffing. What else has changed? Your assorted stuffing. Is Ma's family the same as yours? W: What's changed? Ma: This Ma family is called "What's changed", this moon cake. W: What's the change? M: Yes, it's very convenient. What you want to eat depends on what you say, and then it changes. "Wow, this big moon cake is delicious. It is filled with white sugar. " Goodbye! Hey, the sugar stuffing is delicious. Take two bites, tired of it! "Hey, jujube paste is good!" See you again! There's no sugar at all, it's all jujube paste. Wang: Hey! Is this good? Ma: "jujube paste is delicious!" " Oh, south, coconut stuffing, we can't eat it here! "Goodbye! Coconut stuffing. Do you believe it or not? Do not believe, curse the street! Wang: Letter! I believe! M: What kind of moon cake is this? Wang: What has changed? Whose family? Wang: Who has it? Ma's family has. How did you know? Wang: Isn't that what you just taught me? M: That's right. That's right. What kind of moon cakes? Give everyone two big moon cakes. Wang: Give it back to what? Ma: Give back Zilaihong 10, Zilaihai 10, a catty of meat moon cakes and a catty of vegetarian moon cakes; One meal of fresh fruit: five apples, five peaches, five pomegranates, five persimmons, five pears, ten betel nuts, ten fruits, ten Pak Lei, half a catty of grapes, two jins of jujubes, one watermelon, a handful of cockscomb flowers, three moon yards, one high fragrance, a pair of plain wax, and eight and a half catties of river crabs. Fat. Woman: Oh ... huh? This crab is hanging, eight and a half pounds? M: Hey, it's custom-made. Wang: Hey ... huh? Crabs are also made to order? M: It's not made to order. It's ... fishing! Wang: Where can I buy it? Ma: Go to our river. Toads are like camels. Wang: Yes, yes, yes! There is one in your river. Ma: Eat this on August Festival. Wang: Hey, today is August Festival. It's the New Year! Ma: It's the Spring Festival, Laba porridge. Wang: Huh? Laba porridge? Ma: Melon sacrifices to the stove! Twenty-third of the twelfth lunar month, all of them! Wang: All of them? Ma: Hey! W: So ... what does Laba do? Ma: Take it all away on the third day of the twelfth lunar month! Take away all the sacrificial stoves. I'm too busy for a year to rest. Wang: Really? Ma: Laba porridge is even given to those who sacrifice stoves. Wang: What are they for? Ma: Boil porridge, Laba porridge! Rice material! Take it! Everyone is involved. Give each person a catty of rice, a catty of yellow rice, a catty of coix seed, and four liang of water chestnut rice; Half a catty of mung beans, half a catty of red cowpeas, half a catty of red adzuki beans, one catty of raw chestnuts, two jins of jujubes, half a catty of walnuts, four ounces of rock sugar, two ounces of sugar, two ounces of roses, two ounces of cloves, two ounces of moss, two ounces of red silk, two ounces of raisins, two ounces of longan, one copy of paper, one copy of gold ingot and one copy of wax. Wang: Cold water? Anyway, everything is under control! M: Yes, one more year. Wang: Oh, how much did you give up this year? Man: This is not the end. How can I place an order at the end of the year? Wang: Oh, will you return it at the end of the year? M: What do you mean, give it back to me? If a gentleman follows the Tao, he can choose to keep good! You can't give up halfway! Wang: That's right. Ma: Zeng Zi said, "One sheep should be driven, and the other two should be released!" "Wang: Well, here we go again! Ceng Zi said this? Ma: this word is all true ... hey, one sheep is driven and two sheep are released! My leg is numb, numb! Hey, hey, gong! ..... That's all Ceng Zi said. Take a year off. Wang: What is the annual leave for? M: Annual leave? Five feet of honey supply. Everyone gives five feet of honey. You got it? Wang: I know. Ma: Big honey supply! An Gong, Beijing Zhengmingzhai Custom-made! Wang: That's right. Ma: Crispy and sticky! Sweet mouth! Wang: Hey! Ma: Bring your big glutton. Everyone taught honey a lesson. W: What else? Man: What else? For fresh fruit, vegetarian dishes, butter moon cakes, fresh noodles, three bowls in front of the kitchen god, a pair of heavy vegetarian dishes, a pair of big double bags, a pair of small red envelopes, and six multi-halls; Twenty-eight bowls, six halls of flowers, five pomegranate flowers and a piece of mutton for the god of wealth. Outside, you need a red rope, a pack of fruit for the New Year's Eve, money for hanging lanterns outside, a bed of bedding, five pairs of Spring Festival couplets, street couplets, door couplets, Buddha couplets, God of Wealth couplets, kitchen couplets, Fulian, Buddha couplets, horizontal couplets and bucket couplets. "Go out to see happiness" and "look up to see happiness", two dusters, a pile of Tibetan incense, a cymbal helmet and a kitchen king niche. Ten red flowers, ten white flowers, ten yellow flowers, thirty satin flowers, a Shimen man. One is an official, one is a heaven and earth code, one is full of wealth, and one is popular. The God of Wealth has a single guide, a constitution book, a red lantern, ten knives for burning paper, ten hemp classics, ten hemp, five kicks, three southern whips, one high incense, one thread incense, ten rolls of incense, a box of refined gold ingots, two pancreases, two revelations, ten pieces of red cotton, two boxes of powdered powder, one can of osmanthus oil, two hundred catties of bituminous coal, and one box of refined gold ingots. One hundred steamed buns, two catties of yellow rice cakes, two catties of white rice cakes, two catties of bee cakes, one hundred pieces of rice cakes, five catties of beef, five catties of mutton, a pair of pheasants, a pair of wild cats, a lump of flour, a piece of venison, two fat hens, a duck, a Kanto chicken, two hundred catties of cabbage, two hundred catties of sauerkraut, ten handfuls of spinach, two bundles of leeks and two catties of carrots. Five ducks, two catties of black and yellow sauce, four ounces of sesame sauce, half a catty of water, half a catty of salted carrots, a packet of pickles, four ounces of shrimp oil, a jar of laba vinegar, a packet of pepper, a packet of aniseed, a packet of spiced noodles, a packet of Redmi, five catties and eight pieces, 200 vegetarian dumplings and a deck of playing cards. Wang: Hey! Oh, dear! Ma: It will cost more than 2 billion to open the door this day! Wang: Yes, more than two billion. Ma: I sold cotton-padded jackets and ate tofu brain this morning. Wang: Huh? Don't you run a porridge factory? M: Well, I just gave up, but I haven't made a fortune yet! Wang: Aren't you rich? Reference: Kaizhouchang-Ma Zhiming