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Classic witticism 100
1. Rotting sores-past praying for

Catch a turtle in the basket-as sure as a gun.

The rabid dog barked at the sun-nobody was there.

4. Sunflower Plate-Old Turn

5. You can't pull out the shit complaining pit-wrong.

6. Pull the car to the side of the road-let it lean to one side.

7. Doctors sell coffins-money is needed for birth, illness and death.

8. put a hat on the wolf's head-pretend to be a good man

9. The prodigal son returns-gold remains unchanged; Repent and be good.

10. The tiger is close at hand-talking is a curse.

1 1. Tiger chanting-prude; cheat

12. Materials of blacksmith's shop-defective products

13. Singing on the platform home-the ghost who doesn't know death

14. Notice issued by the Prince of Yan-nonsense.

15. Bodhisattva Heart-Ruthless

16. plum blossom painting in the snow-dog's feet

17. skins hung in the hall-outrageous.

18. The cat climbed down-the dog was blessed.

19. The robber drew an image-just the shape of your thief.

20. I fell in the bamboo garden-skewer (Qian) died.

2 1. Diarrhea in monkeys-bad intestines

22. Out of the underworld-looking for ghosts

23. Pink flower arrangement for eating goods-shameless.

24. Cut the Gordian knot with a sword-make a clean break

25. Turtledove in a cage-I don't know the spring and autumn.

26. Deaf people wear headphones-turn a deaf ear.

27. The deaf shoot-turn a deaf ear; Be deaf to ...

28. The deaf see the dumb-ignore it.

29. A mouse marries an old cat-both happy and sad; Bitter and bittersweet

30. Make soup with rat's tail-there is not much oil and water.

3 1. Rat tail-big problem

32. The mouse bit the cow-a big fight

33. A mouse bites a stone pillar-it can't be defeated.

34. the mouse drills the bellows-both ends suffer from gas.

35. Horse racing on the wall-an animal that doesn't look back

36. The blind man plays the piano-nonsense.

37. Yan's grandfather-old ghost

38. Making love on the plane-a thousand miles a day. "

39. Fart under the covers-you can write (smell) and type (cover).

40. Dung boat crossing the river-playing dead (shit)

4 1. dung beetles farts-worthless (smelly)

42. Throwing stones in public toilets-causing public outrage (feces)

43. Sleeping in the toilet-not far from death (shit)

44. Boil the crab in a boiling pot-see how long you run.