2. Tanabata Valentine's Day, I hope to see my name in your signature or speech, ok?

3. How was Tanabata? I can only say that I laughed it off.

I want to dress beautifully and eat melon seeds at home on Valentine's Day.

5. It's almost Tanabata. How can you be so calm about someone who secretly loves me?

6. Tanabata, the ending is good, but no lover will suffer for a lifetime.

7. Really, let Qixi pass 0: 00, and old people like us will wait for Chongyang.

Tanabata is just a festival for cowherd and weaver girl, and it has nothing to do with me.

9. I wish you an oral ulcer when kissing on Valentine's Day, an allergic reaction when sending flowers and pollen, an immediate electric shock when holding hands, a fire at the candlelight dinner table, a snake bite when playing in the wild, and an explosion in the cinema. Happy tanabata!

10, those who say they rent themselves on Tanabata, don't be silly, okay? Usually no one wants it for free, but now they collect money.

1 1. Hire two children on Tanabata. When you meet a man, call him dad. When you meet a woman, call your mother. If you can tell a pair, it's a pair.

12, some people say that they have been single for two years. I said it was no big deal. I have been single since I was born.

13, is it hot? It will be cold on Qixi Day.

14, some people say that Valentine's Day is April Fool's Day, because they are always saying hypocritical love words, while April Fool's Day is Valentine's Day, because someone will tell you the truth through this April Fool's Day.

15, I am single because fairies can't fall in love with mortals, which will violate dogma.

16, Tanabata suggested not drying gifts, but drying boyfriends or girlfriends, maybe the same model, maybe explosions, exciting!

17, a person is not lonely when eating, walking, sleeping or watching movies. It is lonely to secretly love someone.

18. Every year on Tanabata, you are all celebrating Tanabata, but I am drinking Tanabata.

19. I want to go to the movies with my date on Tanabata. Do you have any good dating recommendations?

20. Because the Cowherd and the Weaver Girl have been living in a state of separation, the Cowherd and his cow are in love, so they can't get through Tanabata. Please tell each other!

2 1. If anyone shows their love in front of me on Valentine's Day, I will take a screenshot. When you get married and the object is not you now, I will print out the photos and put them in a red envelope.

22, or call you a single turtle, after all, at your age, several dogs have died!

23. I want to give a bad review to the mother of my future partner. The delivery is too slow, and no one has received it yet.

24. Some people say that single dog was victimized by the second half-price advertisement. That's your single dog business. It's just right for us to eat two per pig.

25. Do you want to make a mistake and regret it for life? Here comes the opportunity.

26. Do you know why I am single? Generally, I am handsome and will not be considered.

27. The whole world smells of love, and I am the only one who smells of single dog.

28. There are still 365 days to Tanabata. Recalling the last Tanabata, as if it was yesterday, really moved me deeply. Here, I wish you all a happy Tanabata in advance.

29. Nowadays, high-value people are single, such as me.

30. Valentine's Day is coming, so I can only say sorry to myself: I'm sorry, I have to spend Valentine's Day alone again this year.

3 1. When I was a child, I was called a turtle grandson by my grandmother and a rabbit by Ma Ma. When I grew up, I was called single dog by others. On the animal history of a person's life.

32. The Qixi Festival is coming soon. I wrote 300 "Let's break up" notes and stuffed them into every box of chocolates on the supermarket shelf. Don't ask me who I am. I'm Lei Feng.

33. I have been single for a long time, and suddenly I found that I saw a sow recently and felt very beautiful.

34. Valentine's Day is coming soon. Which prostitute lends me one and gives it to you next year!

35, get ready to sing! River of no return, all lovers break up. Hey, hey, hey, let you show off after Tanabata.

36. Being single is just to wait for someone and the right person.

37. How many people started planning to play computer at home on Tanabata as early as before Tanabata?

Single dog Valentine's Day Super Funny Humorous Sentences (2)

1, it's good to be single, not jealous, not crying, not caring, not afraid of leaving, not afraid of losing, not afraid of being cheated and betrayed, not afraid of romance.

2, bachelor is a realm, no one can live up to today!

Valentine's day is coming. Welcome friends to invite me to be a third wheel and take care of the meal. Shut up when it's time to shut up, and tell jokes when the atmosphere is awkward.

4. The kind of girl who thinks at first sight that, well, she must have a boyfriend. In fact, such girls are generally single dog.

5. Stop saying that you are lonely and addicted to alcohol, but you are actually a single dog.

6. Hello, everyone. It's sunny. I'll take off my order today and start wearing two pieces tomorrow.

7. Just received a notice from the Jade Emperor: Cowherd and Weaver Girl fell off the bridge because of excessive excitement, and Valentine's Day on Qixi was cancelled. Please tell each other.

8. On Tanabata, my sister lived alone, took chocolate and went shopping.

No matter what I do, she is the most tearful position in your heart.

10, chocolate flowers and gifts are not dried on Tanabata, and my boyfriend is sent out to dry to see if there are any duplicates.

1 1. We agreed to be single dog together, but you secretly teased the cat.

12, Tanabata Valentine's Day is here. Walking in the street, being single is king, and being single is the key.

13, the furthest distance in the world is that Qixi has arrived, and we are not together yet.

14, you should be cautious after Qixi. Who knows if you want to find a father for your child?

15. Watch the astronomical phenomena tonight. Unless there is an accident, this Tanabata has nothing to do with you.

Behind everyone, there is at least one heartbreaking secret.

17. Why is everyone celebrating Valentine's Day and my family celebrating Labor Day?

18, generally good-looking people are single, such as me.

19. Asking what Tanabata is in the world makes people torture single dog to death.

20. Single girls don't have to worry. Maybe God thinks: I want to leave a special person for this lovely girl.

2 1, pray for rain, the bigger the rain, the better, so Tanabata will be ruined!

22. My friend asked me how to spend Valentine's Day on Tanabata. I simply said two words "skip"!

23. In the past few days, there have been storms, lightning and thunder. Don't panic, because there are too many men swearing in the state of Tanabata, so it is normal to thunder all the time.

24. In a group of student parties, there is always a God-like single dog who can answer all love questions.

25, a little fairy in MengMeng, single and teased, likes to take away.

26. In a few days, it will be Valentine's Day. The whole world smells of love, but I am different, smelling of single dog.

27. We agreed to be single dog together, but you secretly made a boyfriend.

28. Everyone says I am single, which is very interesting. Isn't everyone the same? Who can have a double body? Even Nezha superhuman powers is just a corpse!

29. I'm so nervous about meeting each other's parents today After all, I hit his son first.

30. I have been asked to Chinese Valentine's Day. I decisively refused. On this day, you have to enjoy loneliness alone to be different.

3 1, someone asked me, what are you going to do this valentine's day? Nonsense, of course, laugh it off!

32. For those who want to marry me in the future, please do less things that are sorry for me on Valentine's Day. Thank you!

33. On Valentine's Day, hire two children. When you meet a man, call him dad. When you meet a woman, call your mother. If you can tell a pair, it's a pair.

34. Who will accompany me on Valentine's Day? It seems that there is only my shadow.

Being single may mean being a hero in your own eyes and being a woman in others' eyes.

36. What are you going to give me on Tanabata? I will send you thousands of miles away.

37. I am not afraid to spend Tanabata alone, but I am afraid that the person I like will spend it with others.