There are colleagues. I’ve seen it all since 2002
I found it, after my unremitting search I finally found it!
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Post it here for everyone to see! There are several versions! Basically the genders are reversed
Because it is a Taiwanese website, the characters are in traditional Chinese! Just be lazy and don’t transcode
A. Man in the Wind version
One of the cross-dressing versions of The Condor Heroes
It is said that Yang Gaizhi's parents died when he was young, and he lived a life of wandering around. Although she was fortunate enough to be adopted by her aunt Guo Liang, Yang Gaizhi had an eccentric temperament, was moody, and often caused trouble. She was not liked by her uncle Huang Rong, so Guo Liang decided to send her to the Chongyin Palace of the Quanzhen Religion and let Quanzhen Taoist Aunt Qiu Chuji Discipline her well.
Unexpectedly, as soon as Guo Liang entered Zhongnan Mountain, he was mistaken for an adulteress by Taoist Quanzhen with evil intentions. It turns out that at that time, Xiao Longzi was celebrating his eighteenth birthday in the Tomb of the Living Dead. Some women in the martial arts community heard that Xiao Longzi was more beautiful than Pan An, with fine skin and tender flesh, and a lively and fragrant appearance. They swarmed to Zhongnan Mountain with the intention of abducting Xiao Long. The son was the husband, so Guo Liang was mistakenly identified as their accomplice.
Guo Liang, a middle-aged woman with still charming charm, saw a large number of Taoist nuns glaring at her with raised eyebrows. Guo Liang was about to explain, but unexpectedly, these Taoist nuns were aggressive and fierce. They would hit anyone they saw and bite them when they opened their mouths. It was simply unreasonable.
Guo Liang put his hands on his waist and cursed: "Three-eight dead, courting death!" A move with his left hand that raised the phoenix and regretted it, and a move with his right hand that flew the phoenix into the sky; this "Eighteen Palms of Falling Phoenix" When he came out, he immediately beat all the Taoist nuns and ran away with their heads in their hands. Their clothes were disheveled and their bodies were not covered. They took cover and hid on the spot.
Guo Liang fought all the way to Chongyin Palace, broke in through the door, and was shocked when he saw the scene in the palace. The seven Quanzhen girls are being besieged by Mongolian female warriors, and the situation is very critical. Among them, the Mongolian princess Huo Du, the leader, is even more fierce.
Guo Liang twisted her slender waist and beat Huo Du until his face turned pale, and he knelt down to beg for mercy. In order to thank Guo Liang for his great kindness in protecting education, the seven Quanzhen girls took in Yang Gaizhi and asked Zhao Zhijing to accept her as her disciple.
From then on, Yang Gaizhi's tragic experience was about to begin.
The Condor Heroes Cross-dressing Version 2
Although Zhao Zhijing accepted Yang Gaizhi as his disciple, it was a pity that she was narrow-minded, and she was beaten to a shameless and embarrassing state by Guo Liang last time. , then he publicly avenged his private revenge and took the opportunity to vent his anger. Not only did she boss Yang Gaizhi around, punch and kick her, but he also often punished her by doing "Frog Jump, Half Squat, Push Up on the Ground, Cross Squat Jump, Stir-fried Shredded Pork with Bamboo Shoots, Clamping Nails, and Spanking," and she was often slapped and slapped. He pinched her ears to serve her, and even gave her food that was fed to dogs and pigs. She was simply not treating her like a human being.
Yang Gaizhi swallowed his anger for the time being and devoted himself to learning martial arts well so that he could repay his money with profits and seek justice in the future. Zhao Zhijing was not an economical person either. He only taught her the Quanzhen Internal Kung Fu formula, but not even a single martial arts move. After so many months, although Yang Gaizhi memorized the formulas very well, he was still unable to improve his martial arts and made no progress. She had no choice but to secretly practice the "frog skill" taught to her by her rebellious mother Ouyang Feng, and she gradually achieved some success.
On this day, the Quanzhen Religion held a martial arts conference as usual to review the disciples’ practice results. Zhao Zhijing ordered Yang Gaizhi to play and compete with the senior sisters. Yang Gaizhi was stunned and hesitantly said: "You didn't even teach me martial arts!" Zhao Zhijing scolded the street: "You are a lazy little bastard who is lazy and refuses to learn. How can you blame the master for not teaching you martial arts?" He frowned, With a secret wink, Lu Qingdu went up to fix her.
This Lu Qingdu usually loves to eat, is lazy, and bullies others. She is considered to be one of the best little girls in the Quanzhen sect. She stepped onto the stage with her bloated body, a ball of fat swaying non-stop, squatted down, and took a stance. She glared at Yang Gaizhi and hummed: "Don't come up yet!"
Yang Gaizhi had no choice but to be tough. As expected, Lu Qingdu kept her master's instructions in mind and beat her until she was bruised and swollen, "Haha..." Lu Qingdu beat her harder and harder, and kicked her in the vital part. Yang Gaizhi was unable to fight back, biting when she opened her mouth and scratching with her fingers, just like fighting with a shrew. Suddenly, a powerful force was swung out, and Lu Qingdu was pushed out for more than ten feet. His eyes turned white, he foamed at the mouth, and he fainted in the blink of an eye.
"Killing...killing..." Yang Gaizhi ran desperately, and in the blink of an eye he reached the area of ??the Tomb of the Living Dead. He stumbled under his feet, rolled down, and then fell unconscious.
Yang Gaizhi will face a major turning point in his life, and the fate is unpredictable.
b. Linghu Zhenyi Version
The Condor Heroes Cross-dressing Show - 16 Years Later
The beautiful heroine Guo who protects the alternative city and the second son of Huang Rong, the leader of the Beggar Clan- ---Guo Feng has a bold nature and is loved by everyone. He is also nicknamed Feng Zhongren. Because he is the second in rank, everyone calls him the Second Young Master Feng. On this day, Guo Feng followed his eldest brother Guo Fu and his third sister Guo Polu to Jinyang to invite Qiu Chuji, a senior member of the Quanzhen Sect, to host a hero conference in Alternative City. However, on his way home, he was blocked by ice and snow at Fengling Ferry. He listened in the inn. The heroes of the world described the chivalrous and righteous deeds of the "Condor Heroine". The Second Young Master Guo admired this heroine so much that he followed the big-headed female ghost alone to meet the Condor Heroine Yang Gaizhi. He happened to meet the heroic Yang Gaizhi in platoon. Not only did he solve the difficult disputes of the Western Mountain Crybaby, but he also helped the Shi sisters in the Wandering Beast Villa obtain the blood of the nine-tailed fox. Ten years of grievances and hatred. When they broke up, Yang Gaizhi gave Guo Feng three golden needles and promised to do three things for him. Guo Feng immediately handed over two gold needles and asked Yang Gaizhi to take off the human skin mask and go to Alternative City for a while on his birthday on September 10.
On September 10th, the big-headed female ghost came to Alternative City and told Guo Feng that the Condor Heroine had to personally prepare three birthday gifts for him, so she would arrive late. Now please ask Mr. Feng to wait at the main campus. Guo Feng was so excited that he immediately followed the big-headed female ghost to the Beggar Clan Conference in the university campus to wait for gifts. After a while, there were roars of lions and tigers in the distance, and someone shouted loudly, "Sisters Shijia from Wanshi Villa are ordered by the Condor Heroine to wish Second Master Feng on his birthday and present birthday gifts." Not long after, Shijia's five sisters Holding the gift box in hand, he walked up to Guo Feng and said, "I wish you a long life and peace. This is the first birthday gift given by the Condor Heroine to Second Master Feng."
c.
Reprinted version of Ximen Wuzhi
The Adventures of Yang Guo, the Condor Heroine
... Just as the Quanzhen Taoist nuns were approaching, Yang Guo panicked and came to the Burning Man Wood. Next to him, he fell down and fainted, but was saved by Uncle Sun. However, the founder of the Gumu Sect stipulated that outsiders were not allowed to stay in the tree, so the current leader Xiao Longnan asked Uncle Sun to send Yang Guo back to the Quanzhen Sect. Although Uncle Sun Unable to bear it, but had to follow the rules of the sect, he had to send her back, but there was a conflict with Yin Zhiping and others on the way. Uncle Sun was seriously scratched by the old Taoist nun Hao Datong, and his life was in danger. At the critical moment, Xiao Longnan finally appeared. Rescue.
Yang Guo shouted: Uncle Long, Uncle Sun was beaten to death by them!
Xiao Longnan nodded and said coolly: Sooner or later, everyone will get injured. That's nothing...
It turns out that Xiao Longnan has practiced the "Twelve More" secrets of the Gumu Sect since he was a child, so his mind is as calm as water, and he is not affected by the joys, anger, sorrows and joys of the world.
Hao Datong knew that he was wronged and was about to lead the crowd to turn around and leave. Suddenly, there was a sound from behind, and an object that looked like a white drill came towards him. Hao Datong hurriedly got out of the way, and it turned out that Xiao Longnan had secretly put on the Wearing work gloves, he used his unique weapon - transparent sealing tape to attack.
The two fought several moves, and Hao Datong gradually lost to the attack of sealing tape. At the critical moment, another An old Taoist nun, Qiu Chuji, suddenly appeared in a sneak attack. Xiao Longnan was fighting two against one. Thinking that a good man will not fight two women, I will let you go for the time being, so he turned around and took Yang Guo and Uncle Sun back to Gumuli.
When he returned to the ancient tree, Uncle Sun died of his injuries. Before his death, he asked Xiao Longnan to take good care of Yang Guo...
From then on, Yang Guo stayed in the ancient tree. Xiao Longnan and Xiao Longnan depended on each other, and their love gradually deepened...
However, Xiao Longnan took Yang Guo back to the ancient tree, and Yang Guo did not dare to sleep alone because she was afraid of the dark, so Xiao Longnan had to accompany her. Sleeping in the same room, he gave up his bed to her, and he hung a large iron chain on the wall, and then jumped up... I saw dust falling on the wall, which was thicker than a chain. The big iron chain on the macho man's arm was slowly deforming, making Yang Guo tremble and frightened...
As soon as Yang Guo lay down on the bed, he was immediately hit by a burn on the bed. The heat from the moxibustion scared him so much that he jumped out of bed. He didn't dare to get back in, but his heart was full of doubts. Xiao Longnan snickered secretly and asked: "Why don't you sleep? This "microwave bed" is of great benefit to the practice of internal strength. , you can practice for one month as well as I can practice for one day. I don’t know how many people in the world want to sleep but can’t! Why don’t you go up obediently? You really don’t know what to do..."
When Yang Guo heard this, he realized that this bed had such an effect, so he gritted his teeth and jumped on the bed again, practicing hard... After many years and days, he was finally done - -- She developed a thick, black body with a cancerous cocoon that was uglier than a toad's skin (no wonder Ouyang Feng would teach her toad skills first, it was so foresighted), and because of this, she later walked around the world as the Condor Heroine. Always wear a mask...
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