Many people like to do two things: leave a visible wound and wait for an invisible person.
I tried to count your injuries with a smile, but in the end, tears came out of my eyes with a smile.
The worst viruses are love and lies.
Between you and me, it is either wrong or wrong. I thought time would be a good healing medicine, but it was my heart that was treated as medicine.
Note that if there is no memory, some unimportant things will be deleted automatically. And it can never be deleted.
If one day I give up, please remember that it is because you don't care.
7. You are in my heart, please don't let me get hurt.
8. Don't trust memory so much. People inside may not miss you in the same way.
9. Sometimes doing everything for one person is better than doing nothing for others.
10, you never know how strong you are, until one day you have no choice but to be strong.
1 1. Sometimes I feel like a psycho. Not only do you struggle with yourself, but you will also disturb others.
12, painful love is true, only happiness is false. Love is just a game set by fate.
13, like others without authorization, fantasize without authorization, and then fall in love without authorization.
14, I'm afraid that what you did to me one second ago will be transferred to another person the next. Really, I don't need any vigorous love. Just don't lie to me
15, as long as you never leave, I am willing to accompany you to the end, even for a lifetime. Friendship or love?
16, always inadvertently evoked the sadness buried in my heart by some small details in my life. I thought my strength finally collapsed in an instant, and the disguise I built for myself turned out to be so fragile.
17, I thought I could live forever as long as I held you tightly, but I didn't expect that the tighter I held you, the faster I lost it.
18, cherish the person in front of you, manage love well, don't think that everyone will wait for you in the same place, maybe the person who once hugged you will really become a stranger.
19, I don't like waiting, good or bad. A heart hanging, it tastes bad.
20. Missing can make people cry, and missing can also make people smile.
2 1, the wrong love is shoes that you like but don't fit. It hurts to wear it, and it hurts to throw it away.
I don't know what to say, I just miss you suddenly at this moment.
23, some things can be willing, some things have been powerless. I love you, and this is my disaster.
24, in fact, love is very simple, simple to dilute when time is in a hurry.
25. Every time I quarrel, I will compromise first, not because I am wrong, but because I care too much about the past when I held hands with you and the future we will go through.
26. You never look back at me, but I always smile at you.
27. After many years, will you still remember that someone once cherished you with great care?
28. If a person loves you, he won't make many demands on you. The only thing he wants is that you love him too.
29. There are thousands of words in my heart but I can't say them because: some words can't be said, some words don't need to be said, and some words will be regretted.
Love is giving someone the power to destroy you, but firmly believing that he won't hurt you.
3 1, I see through everything, but I can't see through my heart. Sometimes, I don't even know what I want.
We are all making the same mistake, quarreling with people we like and telling the truth to strangers.
I don't want to be your episode, I just want to be the perfect ending in your life.
34. In this life, there is always someone who is always giving you a hard time, but you really want to live with him.
35. Be loved when you are happy, and be loved when you are in pain.
36. Some people say that love is a kind of injury, and some people say that injury is also a kind of love!
37. The smile written on the face is not from the heart, and the smile from the heart is not written on the face.
38. Wounds are notes of love, and many contents recorded in them need to be forgotten for a lifetime.
Some people will never know. I will remember his words for a long time. One of his disapproving promises, but I'm trying to wait.
The strange thing about life is that it is easy for you to forget what you want to remember, but not easy for you to forget what you want to forget.
4 1, there are always some songs that make us cry. But in fact, it is not the song itself that makes us cry, but the people hidden in the memories.
Don't touch me if you don't love me. The most terrible word in the world is not separation, but distance. One person is afraid of loneliness, and two people are afraid of failure.
43. It is said that you don't know how to cherish until you lose it. In fact, it is the most painful to cherish the loss afterwards.
44. I was lovelorn once, and it seemed that I suddenly understood the meaning of all love songs.
45. Sometimes I cry when I read chat records. Suddenly I have an impulse to delete them all, but I can't bear to part with them.
46. Shuttle through the vast sea of people and pay close attention to every similar figure. Empty streets, helpless tears have already burst their banks.
47. People cannot change things, but things can change people.
48. I believe that there must be more love than hate in everyone's life. No matter how deep the wound is, it will always heal, and the scar will be ugly; No matter how painful it is, the pain will eventually pass, no matter how painful it used to be. As long as we have the courage to persist!
49. Learn to give up, turn around and leave before crying, leaving a simple back and burying yesterday in your heart as the most beautiful memory.
50. In my memory, there are always a few moments when I experienced nothing special, but when I look back, it is worth a thousand words, perhaps just because you were there.
5 1, we can all face bravely that the person you love doesn't love you, but when a person who has loved you for a long time turns away, no one can face it.
52. God created fingerprints because he wanted everyone to know that, in fact, everyone has scars.
53. Some things, some people have and some people don't. Some people are welcome, and some people dislike it. If there must be an explanation, it is life.
54. All disappointments stem from love.
55. Life is a ferry that will eventually become barren, and even we ourselves are passers-by.
Editor's Note: In the world of love, some people love, some people are hurt, some people hate, and some people's love is just a memory from the beginning. Therefore, some people always say that it would be nice if we could start over. But it's over. Love, love, love.
Don't think about the past, so, okay. Humorous sentences. Humorous sentences.
Funny and humorous sentences
1. Can't sleep in the morning; Sleep at night!
Money is not everything, and sometimes you need a credit card.
3. People are afraid of being famous pigs and being strong, while men are afraid of having no money and women are afraid of being fat.
I am not handsome in appearance, I am handsome in spirit!
Summer is just not good. When I was poor, I didn't even have to drink the northwest wind.
6. Nonsense is the first sentence in interpersonal relationship.
7. Take a newspaper to the toilet. I am a scholar.
8. Sleep is an art, and no one can stop me from pursuing it.
9. Many people despise me. Who are you?
10. I went to college with a sack of money and exchanged a sack of books; After graduation, I exchanged these books for money, but I couldn't afford a sack!
1 1. I want to be one of your teeth in my next life. At least, if I feel uncomfortable, you will also hurt.
12. Smile more, and watch out for emotional colds on cloudy days!
13. Come back, I can't fool you alone!
14. The tiger didn't show off to give you the face of hellokitty.
15. Coaxing a woman is like hanging a Q, at least two hours a day, and after a certain number of days, the sun shines brightly.
16. Don't ask me for anything, let alone anything.
17. The greatness of life disappears under the flowers!
18. If you want to wander the rivers and lakes, you should still be single!
19. Tian Lingling, Di Lingling, another ice cream.
20. Bald donkey, dare to challenge the original class teacher?
2 1. is gold, which will always be spent; This is a mirror. It always reflects light.
22. High is high, it is a straw bag; Short is short and can stand stepping on; Being thin means being thin and muscular.
23. When arguing with others, take a step back and broaden your horizons; When chasing a girlfriend, take a step back and go to an empty building.
24. after studying for more than ten years, it is better to mix in kindergarten!
25. The pull ring of cans loves cans, but the cans are filled with coke!
26. Don't be the next one, just be the first one.
27. I didn't mean to be different, how can I have outstanding taste!
28. Why do you need to sleep for a long time to live? You will fall asleep after death.
29. Women please themselves, while men pity themselves!
30. Only women and English are sad, only wives and jobs are hard to find!
Humorous sentences that make people happy.
1. Sleep in class, fight after class, and die in the exam.
If my leaving can bring you a smile, you'd better cry.
3. Flip a coin: surf the Internet on the front, sleep on the back, stand up and do your homework.
4. Not afraid of opponents like God, but afraid of teammates like rogue rabbits.
I am a good girl who you don't like teenagers. Do you like boys?
6. Who didn't experience a few scum when he was young?
7. Help others to the end, send Buddha to the west, and hooligans flow to bed.
8. Home is a very unstable state. As long as there is a power failure, it will degenerate into a caveman.
Just because I gave you one more look, I can only find my way with crutches from now on.
10. There is a state of lovers called: be there or be square. Goodbye, don't leave.
1 1. Do you think I'm stupid? I thought you were not stupid!
12. If brain-dead people can fly, then this is the airport.
13. If you are willing to die for me, and I won't watch you die with my eyes open, then I have to close my eyes.
14. When passing by a person, all the clothes were scratched without any sparks.
15. I know what you will be like tomorrow, really, I will tell you the day after tomorrow.
16. Mosquito, when will you evolve to suck fat instead of blood?
17. If brain-dead people can fly, then this is the airport.
18. Don't take a person's past to doubt a person's essence. .......
19. Journey to the West told us that all the goblins with backstage were taken away, and those without backstage were killed by a stick.
20. What is the secret of longevity? Keep breathing, don't die.
2 1. Wages are like a period, which comes once a month and disappears in a week.
I told you to keep a low profile. But you have to give me applause and scream.
23. You said you were a limited edition, but I'm out of print.
24. It is said that women are made of water, but the water pollution is so serious recently.
25. Are you pure? Then there was no gutter in the world, and it became Telunsu.
26. You have your reasons for giving up on me, and I have the capital you regret.
27. You dare to lie, so I don't believe it.
28. Don't look at me from your point of view. I'm afraid you can't understand.
29. The object you are pursuing already has an object. Don't be discouraged, there will be points one day.
30. How many people for the other half, from fat to thin, from love to hate, from simplicity to depravity.
A selection of humorous sentences
1. If relatives and friends in Luoyang ask each other, tell them I'm doing my homework!
2. Goose, cut the goose with a knife, pluck the hair and boil the water, and stew the goose in an iron pot.
In this spring morning, I woke up carefree and mosquito bites were everywhere. At night, no one can escape.
Let's get married for a better divorce.
I am like a fly lying on the glass, with a bright future, but I can't find a way out.
6. I can tolerate fake figure, fake face and fake chest, but I can't tolerate fake RMB.
Rogues used to be in the mountains, but now they are in the public security.
Live well, because we will die for a long time!
9. Heroes don't ask for a way out, hooligans don't look at their age!
10. Don't be lazy with me, I'm too lazy to compare with you.
Funny humorous sentences recommended:
Humor is an embarrassing thing, and it looks sunny, and God can't stop it ~ _ a sad sentence.
Introduction: "What is the difference between having a son and a daughter?" "My daughter is worried about the animal headmaster in primary school, the animal teacher in junior high school, the animal classmate in high school, the animal professor in university, and the animal leader who goes out to work. As for having a son? You just need to worry about him. Do not be an animal. . "
1, "Today, a sister said I was sunny. Hey, do you think I'm interesting? " "Come on, in fact, what she means is that you look dazzling and ugly."
2. My girlfriend was in a bad mood and suddenly asked me, "Remember what I told you that time?" "Which time?" "You really don't remember, get out!"
Damn it, God can't stop women from making trouble! !
3. I went out to play with my best friend, and she suddenly said, "Your date is very handsome." I said, "Really?" Girlfriend: "Well, it's really handsome." I was suddenly overjoyed. I didn't expect my best friend to say, "I've always wondered why he took a fancy to you because he was so handsome."
4. A man is chatting with his girlfriend about qq. Man: Wife, I cheated on you. Girlfriend (suppressing anger): With whom? Man: I didn't hold back just now and committed a crime with my right hand. Girlfriend (exhaling): Well, it's okay, one of our own. . .
I played a joke on my girlfriend on the spur of the moment. Just after I cheated on you, the other picture went black ... now the phone is turned off. . . Damn it. . . .
6. Walking with my boyfriend likes to hug his waist and pull his clothes by the way. Walking one day, he suddenly said, "Will you stop pulling my clothes?" I was unhappy and said, "can't you have a baby when you talk to me?" Then he said, "Don't pull my baby clothes …", I: …
7. Call your classmates to chat when you are idle. My classmates are depressed. I didn't know until I asked. He didn't sleep all night last night. Ask again, their dormitory next door opens and closes in the middle of the night for three hours. My classmate finally couldn't stand it. He rushed to their dormitory and asked loudly, "What are you scum doing!" The other party was stunned for 3 seconds and timidly replied: clip ... clip walnuts.
8. I went out to ride a bike in the afternoon and suddenly received a text message from my father: "Pay attention to safety on the road, drive well and don't read the text message." I rode well, but I hit a tree at once.
9. My colleague gave me a Chinese knot, saying that hanging it in the car would bring fortune. Sure enough, not long after I hung on the car, someone knocked on the window: "Will Tongzhou Beiyuan go for twenty dollars?"
10, a man went into a bar for recreation and found a beautiful woman sitting alone. The man accosted: "Miss, are you lonely?" The beauty looked at the man and smiled and said, "No, I still have one in my stomach." There is a shy boy who always meets a beautiful MM when eating breakfast outside every morning! Over time, this shy boy took a fancy to this MM! Finally, one day, the boy got up the courage to go to MM and said, "What's your name, please?" MM looked at her breakfast and answered strangely, "Beef noodles!"
1 1, a frustrated man, his parents are sick and his family is too poor to marry a wife. When I was desperate, I met the magic lamp. The magic lamp said, write down your three wishes and I will satisfy you. The frustrated man wrote: I wish my parents health, a rich family and a beautiful wife. The depressed man came home and saw that the house had become magnificent. When he opened the door, his parents were in high spirits. The depressed man rushed into his room and saw an air conditioner on the bed.
12, a MM complained: "That man laughed at me yesterday, but today he turns his face and denies anyone!" My friend advised MM: "Hey, relax, people are very realistic now." MM asked, "Then can you tell me why people are so realistic?" The friend thought for a moment and said, "Well, I'll tell you if you give me a hundred dollars."
13, today, I saw my colleague realize "sliding unlocking" on the laptop! Really, I was shocked when I saw it at the scene. This is an abnormal bunker … do you know? ! His computer boot unlock password is "ASDFGHJKL", and then swish past, the last key left in the carriage return, just, just unlocked!
14, friend A said: Our company really sent out two boxes of moon cakes. Friend b said: it's good to have moon cakes ~ we sent a box of fruit; I looked at them disdainfully ~ took out my iphone~ They were shocked! Wow, you sent cell phones? I smiled disdainfully again: Hum! My welfare is to bless SMS ~
15, "I used to be", "I used to be a friend" and "I used to be a classmate" are called the three insurmountable gods.
16, it seems that many men are reluctant to admit that they have downloaded porn. Generally, they will say, "No, but I have a colleague/classmate who loves it very much. I copied it from him. " # Behind every man, there is a colleague/classmate who likes watching porn #
17. I went to the bank to withdraw money with a buddy today. He took it. Seeing a suggestion book next to it, I took it and looked at it. I only saw a few big letters written with nails on the first page: Why is there no pen?
18, arguing with my best friend. She texted her boyfriend and said, "Break up!" Her boyfriend immediately called and texted to apologize for all kinds of inquiries. He was so nervous that he hardly cried. I sent the same message to my boyfriend. It took five minutes for the goods to reply to me, "Hey, your sister, is your period coming?" ! "You just have your period. .
19, an English professor once ate in a western restaurant. After eating, he said in very standard English, "waiter, please check out!" Waiter, pay the bill! ) "As a result, the waiter ran to the kitchen and shouted at a chef," Hello! Bill, someone is looking for you outside! "
20. My neighbor kept shaking his legs, and I was embarrassed to stop him, so I had to follow his frequency to eliminate discomfort. We shook together for a while, and he suddenly stopped and looked at me with an apology in his eyes, as if he had something to say to me. It seems that he has realized his mistake. I responded with a tolerant smile and encouraging eyes. He finally said, "I'm sorry, can you stop shaking your legs?"
2 1, I just went downstairs to buy a drink, and I saw that the new sour plum soup has two flavors, one is Mei Impression and the other is Mei Taste ... I suddenly don't want to buy it. ...
22. Qianlong and Washington actually died in the same year, and they always feel that they are not in the same dimension.
23. Me: "I think my child is the best gift from God." Wife: "What about me?" Me: "You are heaven". My brother is happy by reaction all his life.
24. If girls spend half of their skin care energy on it, not to mention brushing the machine, it is more than enough to invade the server of the White House.
25. It is said that when two people get along for a long time, they will reach an inexplicable tacit understanding. For example, if you ignore me, I will ignore you.
26. "A really good man doesn't play games, DOTA or WOW. But when he plays the game, as long as you send a text message, make a phone call and send a QQ, he will directly quit the game for you. " -this kind of person is commonly known as' pig-like teammate'. Don't team up with him.
27. Last time someone I didn't know called me on QQ. Ask me how old I am. I said 16. Did he say you were a virgin? I said no, and then he started talking about me, saying that the post-90 s are all brain-dead, and I don't care about my health at such a young age. How can I tell my parents? Then I just hacked him. I think I 16 years old, not a virgin. Why? I am a man, not a virgin. Why?
28. "My conditions for my boyfriend are stable, considerate, gentle, loving home, filial piety and self-motivated." "I see, what you are looking for is complementarity, right?"
29. "Spring flowers still go, people are not surprised"-this poem vividly depicts the sad mood of this "overwhelmed" old man.
30, the high number gives me the feeling of one: this fucking card is still used! Two: How the fuck is this proved? Three: You can fucking prove it! God replied: the little girl gives people the feeling that, first of all, it's still a fucking trick! Second, how the fuck is this! Three, still can be so fucking coax!
3 1, peeing while swimming is actually quite common, but you should remember not to use backstroke in the future. The manager of the swimming pool said to me angrily.
32. Walking in the street today, two women were fighting. I thought to myself, so many people have stopped fighting, so I won't join in the fun. Just turning to leave, I suddenly heard a voice, "Take off her clothes and pull her pants to see how she behaves in the future." Oh, my God, who are these people? So I went back to the crowd.
Yesterday, I proposed to my girlfriend in a western restaurant. Suddenly, a woman came up and cried that she was pregnant with my child. I quickly explained to my girlfriend, "If you don't promise me today, you will end up like this woman."
34. The goldfish died at home, and my husband asked for help in a circle of friends ... all kinds of comments and ideas. This product adopts an easy-to-understand and easy-to-operate trick: change fish frequently! ! ! !
35. Dad said: 500 yuan will be rewarded for doing well in this exam. As a result, I failed. I just want to tell him in this way that I am not a person who is easily moved by money.
36. In my life, I have repeatedly said that the journey away is ... going to the bathroom.
37. Actually, looks really don't matter. Love cares about feelings, but I don't feel ugly.
38. I find that most men who have mistresses are rich, so I also want to find a mistress to try and see if I can get rich.
39. "When my wallet was so poor, I never saw much money in my life." God replied, "It's sad to be your mirror. You have never seen anyone in your life. "
40. "If you had to choose one thing, would you choose the ugly one or the stupid one?" God replied, "Stupid. Because of ugliness, I knew I was ugly at once; And stupid, I may never know that I am stupid. "
Editor's note: I got up early this morning and ran away last morning. I found a Jp man chasing an unknown girl on the playground and shouting "Do you love me?" As the girl ran, she shouted, "I don't love it, not even after death!" " "Then he pointed at me and said," I love him! " "Then I saw Jp man running towards me, damn it!
Sad sentences humorous love
1, don't blame the dog for looking like a steamed stuffed bun.
2, you have not been loved, you will cherish those who love you in the future.
Do you think I will watch you die? I'll close my eyes!
There are so many people who look down on me. Who are you?
Loneliness is not innate, but starts from the moment you fall in love with someone.
6. Smart women deal with men and stupid women deal with women.
7. If you don't eat your own condom now, you can play with others.
8. Dissatisfaction is a substitute for vacancy, which makes people have a constant desire to climb up in comparison.
9. The Chinese teacher in senior high school gave a poem and said, "Stop and sit, and love the warmth of Fenglin." The teacher said, "This is sitting love." Everyone was shocked and burst into laughter.
10, the furthest distance in the world is not the distance between life and death, not that you don't know I love you when I stand in front of you.
1 1. The night gave me a pair of black eyes, but I rolled my eyes with them.
12, damn it, I've never seen such archaeology. Can be used as a world heritage.
13, the man riding a white horse is not necessarily a prince, he may be a Tang priest; The one with wings is not necessarily an angel, he may be a bird.
14, Zhuge Liang didn't take a single soldier before coming out of the mountain. Why should I have work experience?
15, everything has a price, and the price of happiness is pain.
16, the male classmate stood on my left, the female classmate stood on my right, and everyone else stood still ... As a result, he didn't move.
17, love is like a photo, which needs a lot of darkroom time to cultivate.
18, when you fall in love with someone, you will always be a little scared and afraid of getting him; Afraid of losing him.
19, don't look back, I only love your back.