School roll call at the beginning of the school year, a class teacher had the novelty of saying to the students, "I will read out the school number, and you will report your own name, so that we all know each other, OK?"

"No. 001!"

"Report teacher, my last name is Jiao, my name is Jiao Mate."　The teacher was a bit dazed and asked, "Who named you this?"

"My father."　"What does your father do?"

"Runs a pig breeding factory!"

"002!"

A girl stood up, "Reporting to the teacher, my last name is Zhang, my name is Zhang Dekai."

"Number 003!"

"Reporting to the teacher, I'm Zhang Dekai's twin brother, my name is Zhang Kailai."　"Who named you guys?"

"It's my father, he sells pliers."　The teacher took a quick drink of water.

"Number 004!"

"Reporting to the teacher, my last name is Au (the word is pronounced "o") I'm Au Night (oh yeah), my mom named me, she said she happened to bust a computer game when she gave birth to me."　The teacher's heart got a little queasy.

"005!"

"Reporting to the teacher, Gannion!"　"Why are you cursing?!"

"Nothing! Teacher, I mean my last name is Gan, Ganny Brew, and my dad makes wine."　The teacher took a pill.

006!"

"Teacher, my last name is Gou, and my name is Gou Ignore."

"Your dad owns a bakery, right?!"

"Teacher, you're so smart!"　The teacher was already a little unsteady on her feet.

"Number 007!"

"My last name is Kuai (pronounced fast and pronounced third.). Name's Kuai Goods."

"Don't tell me your dad owns a cargo store."

"Teacher, you're so old-fashioned, my dad is a pimp."　The teacher's mouth was already oozing blood from the corner.

"008!"

"Fuck you, teacher!"　"What? What did you say?!"

"I'm saying that my last name is Ni, and my name is Ni Goji. My mom is a believer in Buddhism, so my name is interesting, isn't it?"

"Interesting, interesting."　The teacher was on the verge of tears.

"Number 009!"

"Next time, teacher."　"Why say it next time, you say it now!"

"No la! Teacher, my last name is Xia, Xia Huishuo, my dad is a storyteller."　The teacher already felt the sky spinning.

"010!"

"Teacher, my last name is Gao, Gao Wan."

"My last name is Mei, Mei Conscience."

"My last name is Wu, Wu Qing."

"My last name is Mao, and my name is Mao Rongrong." ............

The teacher looked up to the sky and growled, "My God, what a bunch of students I've stumbled upon!"