1, get drunk in the middle of the night, kick his wife under the bed with all his strength while she is asleep. . .

Then he swore angrily: "Fuck you! I have a wife and children! ! "

Then fall back and continue to pretend to sleep. The next morning, my wife endured the pain and not only didn't blame her for drinking too much last night, but also brought steaming milk, half of which was moved tears. . .

2. Me: I feel terrible. I spent all my money on you.

Husband:? (at a loss)

Me: You see, every penny I earn will be used to dress up your wife, play for her and buy her snacks. Alas, I don't have any savings now. What a pity.

Husband: Yes, you have worked hard.

3. Two married men were chatting, and one suggested to talk about their motives for proposing marriage.

"I saw her wearing a thin skirt in summer, and her beautiful legs were looming, so I proposed to her."

"I'm just the opposite," continued the other. "My wife always wears long skirts. I want to know what her legs look like, so I proposed to her! "

4. One day, the husband asked his wife glumly: Too bad, my beard is getting whiter and whiter, and my hair is still black. How ugly this is. You say, what is the reason?

The wife thought for a moment and said, it's not easy. You use your mouth the most and your brain the least in your life.

Lao Li is addicted to alcohol, and Lao Cao, who practices Qigong, suggested that he take Qigong therapy to stop drinking. A few days later, Lao Cao met Lao Li's wife and asked her husband if his qigong practice had any effect. Oh, Cao, that's too bad. He can drink backwards now.