It seems that since last year, the mainland's variety shows have begun to take the "dirty" route.
Whether it's a TV variety show or a web variety show, it's customary to say one word and then go for a ride... Since following these old drivers in the car, 2 sister's waist is not sore, legs do not hurt...
We're all dirty, and that's what makes us really dirty.
----- The demarcation line for drag racing warnings ---...
Of course, the audience did not give the name "Fei Yu Shou" for nothing, as the old driver is always ready to drive, and there are all types of cars.
In the "National Beauty Girls", Fei Yuqing told a joke to the girls. www.tqqin.com
Said the kindergarten children to share the chocolate, the chocolate was made into dolls dolls, there are male dolls and female dolls.
Asked the female doll who will eat, no one raised their hands. When the male dolls were asked who wanted to eat it, everyone fought for it.
This time there is a beautiful girl next to the shy smile, ouch you know very well Mr. Fei Yuqing's terrier.
Then what is this terrier?
Because male dolls, you can eat a little bit more.... A little bit... A little bit... Dot...
Fei Yuqing: take you to meet my insider
Fei Yuqing is even more unrestrained in the network variety show "Little Brother Fei Fei Fei Fei", often racing at the speed of light.
He and Zeng Bao Yi said he was still intact and had a doctor's certificate with him.
Later, he said he was joking because at his age, he couldn't hide it...
Long ago, he "artificially destroyed" himself, " artificially destroyed", destroyed!
Artificial Destruction Destroyed!
The hostess next to him is also very knowledgeable, saying "Little Brother has a pair of hard-working hands".
Little brother minutes to pick up the stakes and stretched out his hands to Zeng Bao Yi: Come and meet my inner man.
Hmm... In fact, I did not understand. （
Zhang Yu: If you don't come up, then I'll go up
Before appearing on Mars Intelligence, Zhang Yu had always been the prince of bitterness in everyone's mind...
As a result, we later realized that Yu is actually this kind of Yu.
The most widely circulated "dirty paragraph" in the variety show is Zhang Yu's "come up" terrain in the program.
First, he teased Shen Mengchen, saying that she and Du Haitao watched not a horror movie, is another kind of can not see the film , but also lead Shen Mengchen to see.
Yu, thirteen is watching you.
Then again, he joked about Ying Caier, saying that Chen Xiaochun will let him "come up" at home, and if you don't come up, I'll go up ...
Once the small light is off... I'm going to go...
Wang Han: I'm warming up the food for you
"Mars Intelligence Bureau" this program dirt paragraph is also endless, inside the men and women are basically old drivers.
In the second season, there is a program, Shen Mengchen said that her boyfriend is angry, there is a tried and true trick, is to "do".
Qian Feng Xue Zhiqian, they have been thinking about ...
Do ... Do, Sammo?
As if waiting for a century, Shen Mengchen said the word "rice".
The first time I saw this, I was in the middle of a conversation with a man who had been in the middle of a conversation with a woman.
The story goes, "After Shen Mengchen and her boyfriend had a fight, she started to run. The boyfriend asked what are you doing, and Shen Mengchen said, I'm warming up your food..."
...........
Everyone around except Xue Zhiqian got it in seconds, even Xue paste blushed.
Sun Honglei: I'll be able to negative 10 centimeters with you
"Extreme Challenge" has a phase just recorded, the director let everyone write their minds, think the most appropriate distance between people.
Everyone is 5 centimeters, 2 centimeters or something, we do not go out of the ordinary handsome Lei Lei wrote a "-10 centimeters".
The subtitle team is also very cooperative with the words "this is to merge".
Why minus 10 centimeters is to merge? Well, you'll have to figure that out for yourselves.
Lei Lei also a serious explanation, said the meaning of this is between people to be sincere, to be in the heart.
In the end, into the heart or ...
After the director said a moment you have to two groups of two people, two people tied a rope between them, you write down the number added to the rope distance.
The director said that in a moment you will have to tie a rope between the two of you and add the numbers you wrote down to the distance of the rope.
Lei Lei a mouth a small Bo called and had to be with him. Bo said you go away, who can be negative 10 with you.
Lei Lei: I can be negative 10 with you.
Yan Wang... You're exposing your size...
Madong: Is it a memory point or a remembered point
Jialing said in the program: anyone who has a memory point for me, I will be more profound.
Ma Dong picked up: are you talking about having memory points or remembering points ...
Anyway, Sister 2 doesn't understand what the hell a memory point is.
Dazhong Wei: can't not do import-export trade
Ma Dong in the "Odd Man Out" asked a question: buy buy buy and pop can only choose the same, which one will you choose.
The big teacher first smiled shyly for a while, and then began to answer in a serious way:
Then certainly choose not to buy buy buy ah, because the food and color is also sex, do not eat is the same as not to do the "import and export trade" is the same.
Import and export trade ... The import/export trade... One in, one out... well, you can't tell.
Hong Kong really this is really a more profound dirty paragraph, 2 sister anyway is unable to understand.
Dazhong Wei: sleeping on his back is easy to suspend
The big teacher gave a mattress sitting live in the first two months.
The host asked him what he usually sleeps senior, the big teacher said a kind of this ↓
A kind of prayerful ↓
The host asked that you will sleep on your stomach, the big teacher opened the usual stuttering mode:
The stomach ... Finally did not hold back to say it:
Lie down, lie down to sleep, lie down to sleep easy to suspend, hahahahahaha.
Xue Zhiqian: Wearing fall pants to sleep, will take off a little slower
Mr. Xue was supposed to be a white and clean-looking little prince of Shanghai, and a singer of love songs, and he was supposed to have a scholarly air.
But ever since he turned into a paragraph player, Mr. Xue is no longer just the innocent boy who sings "Serious Snow".
He said in "Please Refrigerator" that when he sleeps, he must wear an autumn coat and pants.
When he's with a girl, he must wear them too! Focusing on fall clothes and pants for 20 years!
In fact, fans know that Xue Zhiqian wear autumn clothes and pants because of neurasthenia, but Mr. Xue in the show is so: if someone wants to rape you, the time to take off your clothes can also be blocked for a while...
And don't understand wuli Qianqian a big man why worry about this ...
Xue Zhiqian: don't look down, and can't see anything
Qian Feng in the "Mars Intelligence Bureau" said a proposal, said that the girls must master three words:
Why? Really? So awesome.
But it was Xue Zhiqian who came to crash the party.
"Your pants chain is unzipped" "Really?"
"Don't you look down" "Why?"
"Because there's nothing to see."
Rubbish, it's a lot to see...
Speaking of "dirty" in fact, the most dirty variety show or "Spitting Assembly", but the dirty overdose, only broadcast a period of time on the shelves, the audience and friends feel very sorry ah!
The audience likes to watch, the guests can also release the nature, why not do it.
2 sister just want to say, keep this driving speed, do not stop.