This kind of fruit that can touch the bottom line of men in Northeast China is canned yellow peach. The fruit that needs to be defended is nothing more than canned yellow peaches in the northeast.
Northeasters believe that canned yellow peach is the ultimate form of yellow peach. Fresh yellow peach is just a kind of fruit, but when it is sealed in a glass and soaked in sugar water, it begins to glow and turns amber.
Canned yellow peach is the "Roman Nikon Emperor" in canned fruit. It's not the price. Among canned fruits, only yellow peach can produce the wonderful effect of "dripping gold". Sugar water with high saturation drips down the body of the yellow peach. No northerner can refuse this kind of wealth.
Northeast Big Brother, whose style is tough, will carefully avoid some "unmanly" behaviors, and only eating canned yellow peaches can be allowed.
Even if you finish the sugar water and smash the glass bottle, no one will think you are a bitch.
Even if the magic boy is reincarnated, canned peaches can be surrendered.
On the contrary, only in front of canned yellow peaches will you take off the mask of straight men and show rare gentleness. Sick in bed, northeast men finally show their vulnerability.
Wishes are not expensive.
The status of canned yellow peaches in the eyes of the northeast people is beyond your imagination. On the northeast wine table, some people will persuade wine, but no one will persuade canned peaches. Wine can be given to others, and canned peaches can only be kept for yourself.
For decades, no one can shake the status of canned yellow peach as the main C. Whether it is stewed goose in iron pot or stewed chicken with mushrooms is controversial. But what is certain is that a family dinner without canned yellow peaches is definitely not the highest specification.
As a canned food, not only because of its face value and gas field, but also because of its unique medicinal value. Especially in the treatment of cold, fever, headache, brain fever, the effect is outstanding.
Some people call for canned yellow peaches to be listed as medical drugs as soon as possible, which is called over-the-counter drugs, so that medical insurance cards can be swiped unscrupulously.
Later, it drifted to the north, and the canned yellow peach was their ibuprofen.
When the influence of a food has gone beyond the scope of food, it is inevitable that it will be rumored and its effect will be exaggerated.
Canned yellow peaches have changed from treating colds to curing all diseases. A girl asked if canned yellow peach can treat dysmenorrhea. Some netizens solemnly replied that "the pro-test is effective"
Regarding the real curative effect of canned yellow peaches, we must listen to the evaluation of a northeast person in Heilongjiang, because there is no northeast person more northeast than Heilongjiang, and then go north to the Russian forest.
The understanding of canned yellow peaches has become the metaphysics of Northeast China through homophonic stalks. According to legend, in leap month, both husband and wife should eat canned yellow peaches to escape. No matter how much the mother-in-law hates her daughter-in-law, she has to buy canned peaches for her daughter-in-law.