The dog's mouth was once full of ivory
(The first couplet was written by an old monk, and Ji Xiaolan was wearing a bun on his head at that time.)
The young boy hid the color of spring
The old master was very clear on the situation
(The oracle, who was in charge of the exams before Ji Xiaolan took the examination for the student body, saw him playing with a twig, and so he put it up his sleeve to greet the oracle). He hid the branch in his sleeve and greeted the oracle.)
A ten-year-old boy, he had no ambition to be admitted to the imperial examinations
Three years of experience, he had no ambition to serve his country
(Ji Xiaolan was ten years old at that time, and the examiner had been in the imperial court for three years.)
A general at the door, he had not yet landed on the ground
A prime minister in the imperial court, he could hold the sky in one hand
(The examiner looked at the door god and made a couplet.)
The blind man looks at the peony and sees wealth in his heart
The dumb man reads Zuo Zhuan and sees spring and autumn in his heart
(Ji Xiaolan's teacher had an eye disease and was almost blind)
On the fifth day of the fifth month, five rice dumplings are carried in the basket of the fifth brother
At three o'clock on the third day of the third month, three sisters-in-law hold the third brother in their beds
(Ji Xiaolan was the fifth in the family, and in accordance with the custom, he took rice dumplings to the third sister-in-law on the fifth day of the fifth month)
The fifth day of the fifth month is the fifth day of the third month of the third year. p>
Fine-feathered poultry die after brick
Coarse-feathered beast Mr. Shi
(Mr. Shi, the teacher, crushed the bird raised by Ji Xiaolan to death, and Ji Xiaolan retaliated with a couplet)
Fish swim and rabbit walk in Water and Moon Temple
Tiger jumps and dragon flies in the mountain pass
(There are fish in the water, rabbits in the moon, tigers in the mountains, and dragons in the sea, which is naturally appropriate and seamless)
With a branch of begonias with leaves inserted diagonally at the side of the temples
Half of an old yam with hair hanging from the waist
(The first couplet is Ji Xiaolan's praise for his girlfriend Wenluan, and the second couplet is Wenluan's pairing of the yam with the sweet potatoes. (Unintentionally caused a funny, very funny)
dry gossip, Kun gossip, eighty-eight sixty-four hexagrams, hexagrams Qiankun has been determined
Luan nine sound, phoenix nine sound, nine-nine-eighty-one sound, the sound of luan and phoenix and chorus
(JI Xiaolan to the Ma family marriage proposal, the Miss Ma Yuefang out of the above test him)
good mountains and good water and good winds and good moon, two nine good people meet good period
Mid-Autumn Festival in the middle of the month of August
Midnight at two and a half nights
(The teacher of my nephews came up with a couplet as a homework for the Mid-Autumn Festival.)
Three houses that fall down in a crooked way
A man who is refined by thousands of hammers
(A springtime couplet that Ji Xiaolan wrote for the smiths.)
The sun goes down and the incense remains, sweeping away a little bit of the mortal heart
The stove is cold and the fire is exhausted, and the horse of will must be firmly tied up
(Ji Xiaolan inscribed a couplet for the temple. The first couplet hides the word "bald", the second couplet hides the word "donkey", which adds up to "bald donkey", which is correct for a monk)
Little Hanlin, wearing winter clothes, holding a summer fan. Ji Xiaolan replied with the words southeast, west, north and west)
The three elements on the list of the three elements of the solution, the meeting, and the certificate
The four seasons of the human world are summer, winter, and autumn
(The above couplet was made by the eunuch, and Ji Xiaolan responded to it so that there is no spring in the four seasons, in order to satirize the eunuch.)
Eating watermelon rinds and throwing them to the east
Reading a book of left-handedness, the book is turned to the right
The shit-shelled roaches, bumping into the south wall, are ping-ponged and pumpled with charcoal, which is a good thing to do.
Toad, jumping on the east side of the wall, cackling, cooing, caretaking
Tai Chi, the two instruments, give birth to four elephants
A moment of springtime is worth a thousand pieces of gold
Forty thousand miles of the imperial map, since the ancient times, there has never been a dynasty with a unity of 40,000 miles
Fifty years of holy life, there are still nine thousand nine hundred and fifty years to go, since the former times
(The couplet that JI Xiaolan offered for the Qianlong emperor's birthday)
Jin Shangshu is building a big construction (including gold, wood, water, fire and earth)
North people south minister? What's in the center of the hall (including east, west, south, north and south)
Smoke locks the willows in the pond
Cannon town of Haicheng building
My south? I've got a lot of mountains, a lot of water, and a lot of talented people
My northern country? I'm a saint of one day and one place
What do you think about? I'm thinking of my father, my mother, and my wife
I'm thanking you for what you've said. Thank you, God, and the emperor
Eat watermelon seeds to the east
Read Zuo Zhuan and turn it to the right
South Tongzhou? North Tongzhou? North and South Tongzhou, North and South
East pawnshop? West pawnshop? East and west pawnshops are east and west
A drop of dew in a long drought
An acquaintance in a foreign land - a debtor
A lotus root for a reason
A lucky man (apricot) doesn't need a matchmaker
The letter is the word of a man, and it should be trusted, so it must be true to its word.
The letter is the word of a man, and a man must be trustworthy, and must not be untrustworthy
Smoke is the cause of fire, and smoking is the cause of fire, and smoking is the cause of fire, and smoking is the cause of fire, and smoking should be quit because of fire
The smoke is the cause of fire, and smoking is the cause of fire.
The king's favor is as deep as the sea, and his loyalty is as heavy as the mountain
The king's favor is as deep as the sea, and his loyalty is as heavy as the mountain.
Long live the master, long live the master, long live the master, long live the master!
Horse's ass and horse's ass, horse's ass and horse's ass, horse's ass and horse's ass, horse's ass and horse's ass and horse's ass!
A five-finger shake of the hand, a day of reunion
An arch of the hand, a fist of the fist, a day of reunion
The incense is beautiful, the wine is far away
The stone is elegant, the zither is silent
The tea is refreshing, the bamboo is cold
The moon is lonely, the chess is idle
The staff is light, the water is empty
The snow is open, the sword is sad
The bushel is a great place, and the sword is a great place to live.
The bushel is boring, the beauty is compassionate
The monk is light, the flower is rhythmic
The gold and stone are ancient
The music is played on the lute? The eight kings are all powerful
Demons and monsters are all evils and demons. Four little demons with different hearts
Zuo Qiu Ming has no eyes
Zhao Zi Long is full of guts
Eyelids falling to the ground? It's hard to read the book of Confucius
Yawns all the time? To dream of the Duke of Zhou
Lotus root because of lotus
Apricot without plum
Two hands push away the moon in front of the window, and a stone breaks the sky in the water.
It's just the wind that makes you sad, and you need to look westward to the sun for a long time.
The green peony is broken and straight, and the red threads are back in the eyes.
The first time I saw this is when I was a kid, and I was a kid, and I was a kid.
Tai Chi, two meters, four elephants
A moment of spring night is worth a thousand pieces of gold
Thousands of mountains and waters in Jiangnan, thousands of talents
A day in the north of Serbia, a place and a saint
The Ministry of Water is on fire? Kim Sang-shu is building a big building
North people south statue? And what's in the middle of the hall
Smell the incense and get off the horse
Go to bed in the dark
The sky and the earth are one and the same, and there's a black hole in the well
The yellow dog has a white body, and the white dog has a swollen body
One, two, three, four and five
Tea is boiled in water
Clouds are locking up the high mountains? Which peaks are the best
The sun penetrates the wall? It's hard to get a bachelor
Is the moon full in the sky? The moon is full in the sky? The moon is full and the moon is half full
The end of this year? Next year? The end of the year follows the beginning of the year
Eating a watermelon sitting in the north and facing the south? The skin of the watermelon is facing east
Think before you read and turn left? Turn the page to the right
Pawn in the east? Pawn east, pawn west? Pawn something for something
Read in spring? Autumn reading? Spring and Autumn Reading Read Spring and Autumn
One is born two, two is born three, three is born ten thousand things;
The earth is the law of the heavens, the law of the heavens is the law of the road, and the law of the road is the law of nature.
Ten years east of the river, ten years west of the river, do not let the years wasted;
A foot door, a foot outside the door, you can know the footsteps to pay attention.
The hook is the old, the hook is the test, the old test is the boy, the boy test to the old;
One person is big, two people is the sky, one person is bigger than the sky, the sky is big is the people.
The two boats are in parallel, the sculls are not as fast as the sails
The eight voices are playing together, the flute is clearer than the xiao and the pipes
(The first couplet harmonizes with Lu Su, Fan Kuai, a man of writing and a man of arms; the second couplet harmonizes with Di Qing, Xiao He, also a man of writing and a man of arms)
My southern country is full of mountains and water, with many talents
My northern country is one day, one land, and one saint
Moving to a chair, looking at the moon together with Tong Tong
Waiting for the light to go to the pavilion, each of us is studying.
Smoke from the fire, if you don't get rid of it, it's a bitter experience [Xiao Ru]
Shui You is wine, if you can turn back, you'll be a man [Chen Hanjiang]
Cai Si is color, and with a little bit of embellishment, it'll be a text. [Dai Dongyuan]
Misplaced wood is a beast of burden, and no one can be a king [Ji Xiaolan]
Women are prostitutes, and the sea of love is green without a heart [Liu Shian]
People's words are trustworthy, but without a book, they are a villain [Dong Qujiang]
It's a cold day, and the water is ice without a bit of water [Liu Shihui]
Young girls are wonderful, and none of them will not follow their husbands [Xiaoru]
The woman is a maiden, and no one will not follow their husbands [Xiaoru]
peeing and farting, crotch thunderstorms
(Very interesting! Ji Xiaolan likes to smoke, known as "Ji Da Smoking Pouch", when the gathering of talented people Liu Shi retired to give Ji Xiaolan out of the first couplet, after finishing the fart, was heard by Ji Xiaolan, to the next couplet. He said, "Smoking and farting" is the right word for "wind and clouds", and "Peeing and farting" is the right word for "thunderstorm". (For those who find the word "fart" vulgar, you can say it more culturally later.)
The following is a contest between Ji Xiaolan and Liu Shiqiu at a gathering of talented people, in which Liu Shiqiu quits the first line, and Ji Xiaolan quits the second line:
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The Dongting Lake is 800 miles long, and the waves roll and swell.
Wushan Gorge, twelve peaks, cloudy and misty, the main examiner fell from the sky
The sky is a chessboard and the stars are the seeds, who dares to play
The earth is a lute and the road is a string, who can play
Bamboo has no heart, but it is empty of a few pairs of branches and knots
The river lotus root has an eye and it does not stain the sludge
The panther has a chess game, and the seeds of the panther follow the stones of the chess piece
The willow is a fishing place, and the pine trees are a great example. The wind blows the buckwheat, but the bridge is still standing
Parrot Island, the boat under the island, the water pushes the boat to go, but the island does not go
The color is difficult
Easy
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(The match between Ji Xiaolan and Liu Shihui is really extraordinary)
The wood is firewood from the mountain mountain
Because of the fire, smoke grows in the night and the night is more and more
The lotus buds in the pool clench their red fists, who will hit them
The bridge is a bridge, and it's the only place where you can find the wood, but it is not the only place.
The hemp leaves on the shore stretch out their green palms. Calculate, the first line is 60 * 2 + 3 * 7 = 141, the second line is 70 * 2 + 1 = 141, wonderful)
8,000 for the spring, 8,000 for the autumn, eight directions, eight winds and celebrations, the holy life of the eighty years in August
Five numbers together with the sky, five numbers together with the earth, five generations, five blessings, the 50th and five years of the Chong dynasty
(80 years old birthday of the Qianlong, Ji Xiaolan wrote the couplet)
The dragon flies, the dragon is the first to fly, the dragon is the only one who has ever lived in a world where the world is not so far away.
The dragon flew fifty five years, celebrating a person, five numbers together with the sky, five numbers together with the ground, five valleys, five clouds to see, five things to repair, five blessings ready, five generations of the same hall, the auspicious opening of the five phoenix building in front of the five-colored colorful Hui color tent
Crane counting eighty years in August, congratulations for long-life, eight thousand for life, eight thousand for the order of the eight treasures into the eight Kai was presented, the eight sides of the smooth, the eight winds and the eight parties from the chemical, singing and dancing in the eight luan team, the eight immortals will be around the chanting neisheng
The Plum in the Golden Vase, so if you want to know, just read The Plum in the Golden Vase!)