221 sultry routine earthy love story

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221 The sultry routine 1. "I've always wanted a feeling" and "What feeling?" "the feeling of being with you"

2. "I'm a little depressed" "What's the matter?" "I haven't seen you for a day"

3. "Why are you hurting me?" "What did you do?" "I like you so much"

4. "Do you know why there is no wife in the old lady's cake?" "Why?" "Because your wife is here"

5. "I will always hold you when I go out" "Why, why?" Take valuables with you

6. I don't want to eat recently. Why? Because you are my dish.

7. Can you shed your pride and like me crazy?

8. Tell you seven anti-aging methods. What methods? Love me, love me, love me. "No, I want to shake your heart"

1. "Hey, put your hand out" "Why?" "I want to hold my girlfriend's hand"

11. "You must have cheated" "I cheated? Where did I cheat? " "If you don't cheat, how can you get full marks in my heart?"

12. "You look a little strange today." "How strange?" It's very nice.

13. "Do you like cats or dogs?" "Dogs" and "Wang Wang Wang"

14. "Do you smell anything?" "No." "How come the air is sweet when you come out?"

15. "You like me too much." "What's wrong with me?" "sneaking into my dreams to see me ~"

16. "Why do you always feel sneezing?" "In poor health?" "Because I always catch a cold with you"

17. "Do you like playing the violin?" I don't like it. Then why did you blow my heart? 18. I'm looking for a store. What store is it? Your call? 19. There's something on your face. No, where is it? What is it? " "with my eyes"

2, "I always do things as sure as a gun." "What?" "Just one kiss, your kiss"

21. "Do you know why there is a gap between my fingers?" "Why?" "Because I'm waiting for you to fill it up." The sultry routine 2

1. "Hey, I always lose when I buy a ball recently. Do you know why? " "Why?" "Because meeting you has spent all my luck in my life."

2. "I found someone secretly loves you." "Who is it?" "Me."

3. "Let me ask you a question. Are you a fast runner?" "No, what's the matter?" "Then I should be able to catch up with you."

4. "I used to have many hobbies, but now I only have one." "What hobby" and "I just love you"

5. "Can I exchange gifts?" "Ok, from this moment on, you are mine and I am yours."

6. "Do you know which of the 26 English letters I like best?" I don't know. "I like u (you)"

7. "If you were a painter, what do you think I would be?" "What occupation?" "Illustrator"

8. "Do you know what wine I like?" "what wine" and "forever with you"

9. "Can you lend me your cup?" "Why?" "Because I want to lend you my life"

1. "I want to smoke you as a cigarette." "Why?" "In that case, let you stay in the place closest to my heart."

11. "Can I ask you something?" "What?" "if you like me"

12, "our bodies can be stained together", "our souls can fly together" and "do you think I love you?"

13. "What are you doing?" I'm sending a message to the most beautiful woman in the world. Haha, what a sweet mouth. Do you know the difference between Tang Priest and me? I don't know. I'll marry you after a busy day. I want to sleep. "Go to sleep" "Come and sleep with me"

16. "Will you shut up?" "I didn't speak." "Then why is your voice all over my head?"

17. "I can judge people accurately." "Then look who I am." "You are my man."

18. "Is anyone chasing you?" "no" "then run and I'll chase you"

19. "I'm lost, meowed." "You should be most familiar with this road." "How to get to your heart?"

2. "I'm short of a daily necessity, which is a little expensive and I can't buy it." "What?" "You!"

21. "Do you know why my eyes are so beautiful?" "I don't know" "Because my eyes are full of you"

22. "Recently, I've been sleepy." "I didn't sleep well." "No, I'm sleepy because I miss you, too. Why don't I feel sleepy?" "Because I want to sleep with you"

23, "I found that I liked you very much yesterday", "I like you very much today" and "I have a hunch that I will like you more tomorrow"