Father and son went on a picnic in the countryside.

Dad: "Be careful. There is a poisonous snake here called the 'five-step snake'. If you are bitten by it, you will die if you take only five steps."

Son: "If you are bitten by it, you will die." It’s hurt. I only took four steps and stopped walking.”

Dad: “Okay! Smart boy, but it’s too dangerous for you. You’re only one step away from death.”

Son: "What should we do?"

Dad: "It is safest not to take a step."

Carving a boat to find "fish"

Father and son The two rented a boat and went fishing, and gained a lot. When he was about to go back, the son said to his father: "Dad, let's go fishing here tomorrow. There are a lot of fish here."

The father asked: "We have to find a way to remember this place. You Think about it?"

The son asked: "Isn't our boat here?"

The father scolded after hearing this. Said: "You little idiot, what's the use of just marking the boat? What if the boat is rented by someone else tomorrow?"

Short-legged Hen

Son: "Dad, why are the hen's legs so short?"

Father: "Fool, if the hen's legs were long, wouldn't the eggs they lay break?"

How to open a can

As her mother opened a sardine can, she said to her son: "A Dong, you know, sometimes the big fish in the sea will swallow this small fish in one bite."

A Dong asked: "How do the big fish in the sea open the can?"

Lying competition

Mr. Smith saw a group of children surrounding a small Dog, he asked: "What are you doing?"

A child said: "We are competing in lying. Whoever tells the biggest lie will get this puppy."

Mr. Smith: "Nonsense, I never told a lie when I was your age."

The child listened and said: "Mr. Smith, you win, this puppy is Yours."