2. Little Bobby's every move can't be separated from the string, why? (Answer: Little Bobby is a puppet, (which do not understand))
3. Xiao Wang is a good soldier, one day he was on guard duty, clearly see an enemy quietly feel toward him, why he turned a blind eye? (Answer: he was aiming)
4. A student tossed a coin into the air: heads up, go to the movies; tails up, go play pool; if the coin stood up, go fucking study. (Answer: go study)
5. Two dogs race, dog A runs fast, dog B runs slow, run to the finish line, which dog sweats more? (Answer: Dogs don't sweat)
6. There is an animal that is the size of a cat and looks like a tiger, what kind of animal is it? (Answer: a small tiger) 7
7. Monkeys can break one corn every minute. How much corn can a monkey break in five minutes in an orchard? (Answer: didn't break one)
8. A slip (Hint: pay attention to the harmonic sound) three trees, to tie 10 horses, can only tie a single can't tie a double? (Answer: Please ask how to bolt)
9. What in the world is higher than the sky? (Answer: The heart is higher than the sky)
10. What valuable thing is most likely to disappear? (Answer: Sputnik)
11. three Jin Xin, three water called River, three people called the crowd, then three ghosts should be called what? (Answer: call for help)
12. fat girl sick, the most afraid of others to visit the sick said what? (Answer: Take care of yourself)
13. What is more annoying than a crow? (Answer: Crow's beak)
14. Confucius is the greatest what family in China? (Answer: the old man)
15. What is Sleeping Beauty's greatest fear? (Answer: insomnia)
16. Xiaoming said to Xiaohua: I can sit in a place where you can never sit! Where did he sit? (Answer: Siu Wah's body)
17. No matter how much twins look alike, someone will be able to tell them apart, who is this person? (Answer: themselves)
18. What is the longest train ride in the world? (Answer: Traffic jam)
19. There is a person who works only one day a year and is not afraid of being fired. (Answer: Santa Claus)
20. Why doesn't an egg break when you hit it against a rock? (Answer: You can't break an egg by hitting it against a rock)
21. Which race involves running backwards? (Answer: tug of war)
22. What is the relationship between your father's sister's cousin's cousin's father and your uncle's son's sister-in-law? (Answer: kinship)
23. What does a dentist eat? (Answer: mouth)
24. Ming Ming is a nearsighted man and a notorious glutton, put a pile of books in front of him and an apple behind the books, what do you think he will look at first? (Answer: nothing can be seen)
25.A person who can't swim fell into the water but didn't drown, why? (Answer: wearing a life jacket)
26. What can be used to solve all mysteries? (Answer: the bottom of the mystery)
27. Two dogs are running in a race, dog A runs fast and dog B runs slow, which dog sweats more when it reaches the end of the race? (Answer: Dogs don't sweat)
28. Chuchu's birthday is on March 30th. (Answer: March 30th of every year)
29. Where does the sea not produce fish? (Answer: The Sea of Rhetoric)
30.What is the biggest shadow you have seen so far? (Answer: black night, which is the shadow of the earth)
31.There is a natural black marble, on the day of September 7, throw it into the Qiantang River what phenomenon will happen? (Answer: sink to the bottom of the river)
32.What is the fastest way to turn ice into water? (Answer: remove which two points of the word ice)
33. Wang is a good soldier, one day he was on guard duty, clearly see an enemy quietly feel toward him, why he turned a blind eye? (Answer: Because he was aiming)
34. There is a person who was born to your parents, but he is not your sibling, who is he? (Answer: yourself)
35.What climbs higher the hotter the weather gets? (Answer: Diffusometer)
36. What increases by half after being inverted? (Answer: Number 6)
37.Why do people go to the market? (Answer: Because the market can't come)
38. Why can a frog jump higher than a tree? (Answer: Trees can't jump)
39.A certain order is written on a piece of paper. However, the person who reads this writing can never read the order. So, what is written on the paper? (Answer: It is written on the level, do not read out this text)
40.An air conditioner falling from the building will become what weapon? (Answer: the murder weapon)
41. Why are modern people more and more words without faith? (Answer: It is certainly more convenient to call than to write)
42. Two people live in a hutong, only a few steps away from each other, they work in the same factory, but every day when they go out to work, they are always one to the left and one to the right, why? (Answer: They live across the street)
43. When does the net have to be ready to carry water? (Answer: When the water turns into ice, of course you can lift it with a net)
44. Where is the place with the highest death rate in the world? (Answer: in bed)
You can do it, I can do it, everyone can do it, one can do it, two can't do it together. What is this? (Answer: dreaming)
How should a woman who has been divorced fifty times be described? (Answer: ex-gong, exhausted)
How should a woman who has been divorced fifty times be described? (Answer: ex-gong, all abandoned)
It takes three minutes for three children to eat three pies, how much time does it take for ninety children to eat ninety pies? (Answer: also three minutes for ninety children to eat at the same time)
What kind of wheel only turns but does not go? (Answer: the wheel of a windmill)
What on Earth travels the farthest distance each day? (Answer: Earth)
What was the earliest Chinese surname? (Answer: Surname Shan)
Iron is going to rust if you put it outside, what about gold? (Answer: It will be stolen)
When is 1+2 not equal to 3? (Answer: When you miscalculate)
Two people live in an alley, only a few steps away from each other, and they both work in the same factory, but every day when they go out to work, one of them is always going to the left and the other one is going to the right, why? (Answer: They live across the street)
It takes three minutes for three children to eat three cakes, how much time does it take for ninety children to eat ninety cakes? (Answer: also three minutes for ninety children to eat at the same time)
What kind of wheel only turns but does not go? (Answer: the wheel of a windmill)
When is it better to hold your hands up high? (Answer: when someone has a gun to your head)
Ming's house is on the fifth floor, but the elevator is broken, and he didn't take the stairs himself, but he went up to the fifth floor to get back home, is that possible? (Answer: his mom carried him up the stairs)
What on Earth travels the farthest distance each day? (Answer: the Earth (the Earth rotates one week a day for four million kilometers))
A black, thick, hard stick inserted into the hole, feel warm, wait until it is withdrawn, the customer will have to pay for it (a kind of industry) (Answer: roasted sugarcane)
licking is hard, do not lick also hard, want to sleep comfortably, first rub it (the body of the human thing) (Answer: teeth)
Something, Oriental people's short, the East is a kind of short, the East is a kind of short, the East is the shortest, the East is the shortest. >a thing, the Oriental short, the Western long, married women can use the men this thing, monks have but do not use it (answer: human, the last name)
What is the hardest thing? Girls love it the most, especially married women. (Answer: diamond)
Ah Ming gave mosquito bites a large and small bag, ask the larger bag, is the male mosquito bites, or female mosquito bites? (Answer: Male mosquitoes don't bite)
In a house, there is an oil lamp, a heater and a fireplace. Now, you want to light the three appliances, but you only have one match. Which one should you light first? (Answer: a match)
There are two prisoners in a cell, one of them is in jail for a year for stealing, and the other, a robber and murderer, is only in jail for two weeks, why? (Answer: Because the murderer had to be dragged off to fill his life)
How is it fairest for two people to share five apples? (Answer: Squeeze it into juice)
Small Zhang drove, accidentally hit a pole and had a car accident, when the police arrived there was a dead man in the car, Zhang said it had nothing to do with him, and the police believed it, why? (Answer: Xiao Zhang drove a hearse)
A fierce hungry cat, saw a mouse, why did it pull out its legs and run? (Answer: ran after the mouse)
What is the elephant with the longest trunk and the second longest trunk in the zoo? (Answer: baby elephant)
Why does a man walking on the beach turn around and not see his footprints? (Answer: walking backwards)
What animal did you kill but shed your blood? (Answer: mosquito)
When two pairs of fathers and sons went to buy hats, why did they buy only three? (Answer: three generations)
Siao Hong and Xiao Li are classmates and also live in the same street, they always go to school together, but every day as soon as they leave their house one of them walks to the left and the other one walks to the right, what's going on? (Answer: Their doors are opposite to each other)
In a closely supervised examination, two students handed in identical examination papers. What was the reason that the examiner noticed but did not consider them cheating? (Answer: Both exam papers were handed in blank)
Auntie Zhang talks all day long, but there is one month when she talks the least, which month is that? (Answer: February)
There is a place that specializes in teaching bad people, but no police officer dares to take action against it to sweep it away. What kind of place is it (Answer: a detention center)
News published in newspapers may not be 100% true, but what news can never be false? (Answer: the year, month and day in the newspaper)
What is the first thing everyone goes to do when they wake up in the morning? (Answer: open their eyes)
What do you do if you have a hen that lays golden eggs? (Answer: stop dreaming)
An airplane full of people fell from 10,000 meters and crashed, why was there not a single injured person? (Answer: There were no injured, they all fell to their deaths)
What would be the first thing we do to make a dream a reality? (Answer: wake up)
What is one thing people don't like to eat? (Answer: Eating a loss)
Why didn't she care when people told Adan how her clothes didn't have buttons? (Answer: Because his clothes only have zippers and no buttons)
Firecrackers in the crotch ----- playing a military item (Answer: bombs)
Condoms ---- playing a place name (Answer: Baotou)
Small Liu is a very ordinary person, why is it surprising to be able to go for more than ten hours in a row without blinking? (Answer: while sleeping)
Valentine's card, birthday card, big and small cards, in the end, what card to send to a woman, the most to win her heart? (Answer: credit card)
Why does Wang never touch the ground when he walks? (Answer: because he wears shoes)
Where do you have to pay to talk? (Answer: to make a phone call)
Dongdong's father has very good teeth, but he often goes to the dental hospital, why? (Answer: Because he is a dentist)
From which floor do you build a building? (Answer: from the foundation)
Why do geese fly south in the fall? (Answer: if they walk, which is too slow)
What door never closes? (Answer: soccer goal)
What is more annoying than crows? (Answer: a crow's beak)
Women do cartwheels. --- Play the name of a foreign city (Answer: Babylon)
There is a piece of natural black marble, on the day of September 7, throw it into the Qiantang River what will happen? (Answer: sink to the bottom of the river)
There is a person who was born to your parents, but he is not your sibling, who is he? (Answer: yourself)
What climbs higher the hotter the weather gets? (Answer: thermometer)
There was an old lady on the bus, why did no one give up her seat? (Answer: There was an empty seat on the bus)
What did the young king do when he was brushing his teeth and whistling leisurely at the same time? (Answer: Brushing his dentures)
Which hurts more, hitting your head with a coconut or a watermelon? (Answer: Head hurts more)
What is a product whose manufacture date and expiration date are the same day? (Answer: Newspaper)
Why is there a hospital that never treats people? (Answer: veterinary hospital)
Where does a cow with its head facing north turn to the right three times in place, then turn backward three times in place, and then turn to the right again, when its tail is facing where? (Answer: toward the ground)
What is the fat girl's greatest fear when she is sick? (Answer: Take care of yourself)
If tomorrow is the end of the world, why do people want to commit suicide today? (Answer: To take their place in heaven)
Why does a healthy couple give birth to a baby with no eyes? (Answer: Chickens lay eggs)
The vixen is the best at confusing men, so what kind of vixen can confuse both men and women? (Answer: Alcohol)
Small Zhang never walks without his feet touching the ground, why? (Answer: with shoes and socks)
Chubby is a famous diver, but one day he stood on the diving platform, but he didn't dare to jump down. Why was that? (Answer: There was no water below)
Which tooth grows out last? (Answer: false teeth)
Why do two tigers fight so hard that they have to fight to the death? (Answer: No one dares to talk them out of it)
Why are Xiaohong and her mother both in the same class? (Answer: One is a student and the other is a teacher)
Why did the frog lose to the dog in the swimming race? (Answer: The frog fouled with the frogstroke)
How much time does it take in order to finish Peking University? (Answer: One bill clock is enough)
Xiaoming always likes to break the alarm clock in the house, why does his mother always ask his father, who doesn't know how to repair clocks, to do it for him? (Answer: Fix Ming)
What color are the teeth of a baby born to a black man and a white man? (Answer: Babies have no teeth)
What should you do with a stick that you want to make shorter, but not saw, break or chip it? (Answer: take a stick that grows longer than it)
How should you write zero in Roman numerals? (Answer: Roman numerals do not have a zero)
Can you build a number larger than 3 and smaller than 4 out of 3 chopsticks? (Answer: build up to pi)
Sasha claims to be an expert at recognizing the age of hens, and his trick is to use his teeth, why? (Answer: eating the chickens themselves to tell how old they are)
What is the number added between the numbers 0 and 1 to make the number larger than 0 and smaller than 1? (Answer: add a . It becomes 0.1)
What says father is not going to touch each other, but touches twice when you call dad? (Answer: upper lip and lower lip)
How many corners are left in a square table according to one corner? (Answer: 5 corners)
Mrs. Kim has always been a straight-talker, but what made her stammer? (Answer: Mrs. King gulped while eating sugar cane)
Consider carefully what is the biggest shadow you have ever seen? (Answer: the shadow of the earth, i.e. every night)
How do you arrange 24 people in rows of 6 in a city by 5 people? (Answer: Just line up in a square hexagon)
Two people on a public ****car are having a heated conversation, but the onlookers can't hear a word, what is this because? (Answer: it's a pair of deaf-mutes)
In what situation is a person at the point of being truly at the mercy of others? (Answer: while on the operating table)
What gets bigger the more angry it gets? (Answer: temper)
What is the reason for asking a doctor about a patient, and the doctor holding up only 5 fingers of the family crying? (Answer: three long and two short)
What are the things that people willingly buy fake? (Answer: wigs, false teeth)
What gets dirtier the more you wash it? (Answer: water)
Who is the most disobedient? (Answer: deaf)
A man fell into the river and struggled a few times, it climbed up out of the river, his clothes were all wet, but his hair was not, why? (Answer: because he is bald)
The new socks that Ming bought have a hole in them, but he doesn't go to the salesman to change them, do you know why? (Answer: the sock's mouth)
What is something you are punished for that you obviously didn't do? (Answer: homework)
What is the one thing no one wants? (Answer: Getting sick)
What letter of the alphabet is the most popular? (Answer: CD)
What gives birth to its tail at night? (Answer: Meteor)
When a family member asked a doctor about a patient, the doctor only held up 5 fingers and the family member cried, what was the reason? (Answer: three long and two short)
What has five heads, but people don't find it strange? (Answer: hands and feet)
What water never runs out? (Answer: tears)
What does an elephant's left ear look like? (Answer: right ear)
What book can't you buy in a bookstore? (Answer: Posthumous books)
What cap can't you wear? (Answer: a screw cap)
Why is a student often late for school even though he lives in the school? (Answer: the school where his home is located is not the school he attends)
Why do police officers turn a blind eye to car drivers who run red lights? (Answer: the car driver wasn't driving)
When two pairs of fathers and sons went to buy hats, why did they buy only three? (Answer: three generations)
In a closely monitored exam, two students handed in identical papers. What was the reason that the examiner noticed but did not consider them cheating? (Answer: Both were blank papers)
Auntie Zhang talks all day long, but there is one month when she talks the least, which month is that? (Answer: February)
There is a place that specializes in teaching bad people, but no police officer dares to take action against it. What kind of place is it (Answer: a detention center)
What do most self-employed people rely on for food in today's society? (Answer: mouth)
What is the fastest way to turn ice into water? (Answer: Remove two points of water)
Small Liu is a very ordinary person, why is it surprising that he can not blink for more than ten hours in a row? (Answer: Sleep)
Small Wang is a good soldier, one day he was on guard duty, clearly saw an enemy quietly feel toward him, why did he turn a blind eye? (Answer: He was aiming at himself)
The whole body of a pig is a treasure, and it is of great use, what other uses does a pig have for human beings? (Answer: It can also be used for cursing)
Six-year-old Ming always likes to break the alarm clock at home, why does mom always let dad, who doesn't know how to repair clocks, do it for him? (Answer: Mom lets Dad fix Ming)
What is the first thing everyone goes to do when they wake up in the morning? (Answer: open their eyes)
News published in the newspaper may not be 100% true, but what news can never be false? (Answer: the month and year on the newspaper)
Ah Yen had 10 coins in his pocket***, what was left in his pocket after he missed 10 coins? (Answer: a broken hole)
Why does it mean that when a woman wears high heels, it means she wants to get married (Answer: because when you wear high heels, people run slower when they chase you.)
A circle ten meters in diameter was drawn on the grass with a cow inside and a stake inserted in the center of the circle. The cow is tethered by a five-meter-long rope. If the rope is not cut or untied, will this cow be able to eat the grass outside the circle? (Answer: It does not say that the cow is bolted to the stake)
There are two people, one facing south and one facing north standing, not allowed to turn around, not allowed to walk, not allowed to look in the mirror, ask if they can see each other's faces? (Answer: standing face to face)
There is a piece of natural black marble, on the day of September 7, throw it into the Qiantang River what phenomenon will happen? (Answer: sink to the bottom of the river)
Which tire does not turn when a car makes a right turn? (Answer: Spare)
When Xiao Wang traveled abroad with his parents for the first time, his parents did not know what to do because of the language barrier, and Xiao Wang did not know the slightest bit of foreign language, and he was not deaf or mute, but he did not feel the slightest bit of inconvenience as he did in his own country. (Answer: Wang is a baby)
What comes often but never really comes? (Answer: Tomorrow)
What is it that you destroy just by calling its name? (Answer: Silence)
What is something that you don't have to put effort into hitting? (Answer: dozing)
There is a word that everyone pronounces wrong when they see it. What word is this? (Answer: mispronunciation)
What is the one thing that a magnifying glass cannot magnify? (Answer: angle) 6829>
When does the sun come out of the west? (Answer: when you swear)
The heart replacement surgery failed and the doctor asked the dying patient what last words he had to give, guess what he would say? (Answer: Actually you don't know my heart)
Small Ming found his room was burglarized, but he was not nervous at all, why? (Answer: It was someone else's room)
A man jumped to his death from a 50-meter-high building and fell heavily to the ground, why didn't he die? (Answer: He was scared to death in mid-air)
King is a good soldier, on guard duty, clearly see the enemy quietly feel to him, why did he turn a blind eye? (Answer: He was aiming)
Why can frogs jump higher than trees? (Answer: Trees don't jump)
When does four minus one equal five? (Answer: Something with four corners has one corner cut off)
What gets bigger the more angry it gets? (Answer: Temper)
What is the difference between Xiangqi and Go? (Answer: The more you play Xiangqi, the less you play, the more you play Go)
A chicken and a goose, put them in the freezer, the chicken freezes to death, but the goose lives, why? (Answer: It's a penguin)
Why does a doctor wear a mask during surgery? (Answer: to avoid being recognized)
What is smaller than a bacterium? (Answer: the son of a bacterium)
What else will people know about you while you brag to them about your strengths? (Answer: not dumb)
IX - This Roman numeral stands for 9. How do you add a stroke to make it an even number? (Answer: Add 5 to the front)
Wen is washing her clothes, but after half a day, her clothes are still dirty, why? (Answer: She was washing someone else's clothes)
There was a man wearing a helmet with a fan tied to it, an electric fan in his left hand, a water bottle in his right hand, and skates on his feet. (Answer: mental hospital)
Is it possible to bury a person living in Hong Kong in Guangzhou (Answer: How can a living person be buried)
Small Ming knows the answer to the test paper, why does he still look at his classmates' frequently? (Answer: Xiao Ming is a teacher)
What are you punished for that you obviously didn't do? (Answer: Doing your homework)
News published in the newspaper may not be 100% true, but what news can never be false? (Answer: The newspaper's, year, month and day)
Small Ming said to Xiaohua: I can sit in a place where you can never sit! Where did he sit? (Answer: on Siu Wah's body)
What official not only doesn't receive a salary, but also pays out of his own pocket? (Answer: the groom's pipe)
There was an old lady who got on the bus, why did no one give up her seat? (Answer: There were empty seats on the bus)
What is the situation that one mountain can accommodate two tigers? (Answer: one male and one female)
Where is a place that can be big or small? (Answer: the toilet)
How does a new sock have a hole in it? (Answer: the mouth of the sock)
What book has no one ever seen? (Answer: The Book of Heaven)
In what case does a person go up in seven? (Answer: cremation)
What is one thing that the people who buy it know, and the people who sell it know, but only the people who use it don't know? (Answer: coffins)
Why is a bottle of medicine labeled highly poisonous harmless to people? (Answer: as long as you don't drink it)
What's the best way to make a stick shorter, but you're not allowed to saw it, break it, or chip it? (Answer: find a stick longer than it and compare it to it)
When does four minus three equal five? (Answer: something with four corners cut off one corner)
If the world were to end tomorrow, why would anyone want to kill themselves today? (Answer: To take their place in heaven.)
What is the advantage of having black hair? (Answer: not afraid of tanning)
The disillusioned TOM jumped into the river, but he couldn't swim and didn't drown, why? (Answer: love the river)
Which type of bamboo does not grow in the soil? (Answer: Firecracker )...