1. You are so annoying... so lovable that I never tire of it. Happy birthday.

2. If you don’t say it today, there will be no chance: Happy birthday.

3. On behalf of the party and the people, I would like to warmly congratulate you on your happy birthday.

4. When I meet you, I must be unlucky for eight lifetimes. Happy birthday.

5. The sea is full of water. I really don’t regret knowing you. Happy birthday.

6. Beast Star: Happy birthday to you Pig, you are one step closer to menopause.

7. Pick a star, pick a cloud, put it in the envelope of longing, and dedicate it to you. Happy birthday.

8. I’ll give you the heaviest shit gift ever. Please help yourself.

9. Pig, you grow up quickly! Pig, you come out of the market soon! Pig, happy birthday to you.

10. On your birthday, I wish you: be as blessed as an old bastard in the East China Sea, and live as long as a big stone in Nanshan Mountain.

2. Super funny and humorous birthday greetings:

1. The sea is full of water, spiders are full of legs, peppers are so spicy, I don’t regret knowing you. I wish you a happy birthday and may you smile from ear to ear every day.

2. I know your birthday is coming soon, so just tell me what gift you want. Say it, say it quickly... After reading the text message, the statute of limitations has expired.

3. Is today your birthday? If so, I will mail the gift to you! By the way, will China Post accept "me"?

4. On lonely days, I will see you in the moon palace. I am very excited! I call your name, "You are such a pig, why did you come to the moon palace again?" "Happy birthday.

5. On the occasion of your birthday, I sincerely offer you my three wishes: first, I wish you good health; second, I wish you happiness; third, I wish you all the best.

6. What is unforgettable is the pure friendship between you and me! What is valuable is the true love that will never change! I am happy to know you! I present my favorite roses and wish you a happy birthday.

7. I have two purposes for sending messages this time. The first is to practice fingering, and the second is to tell my blessings at the risk of being exposed to radiation! Finally, I will give you a unique technical message for free: Happy birthday. Don't laugh, be serious.

8. Happy birthday! I want to give you a 100 innocent toffee: ingredients = sincerity, longing, happiness, validity = lifetime, nutrition = warmth, happiness and touching.

9. The mobile phone buzzed and trembled, the piglet clamored to see it, and the pig’s trotters pressed lightly, and surprises continued one after another! Pig: Happy birthday! May your smile always be bright.

10. Because of your arrival, this day has become a beautiful day, and since then the world has become more attractive. Happy birthday to you!?