2. It is normal to be cheated once or twice when you are young. Only I am a little stupid, was cheated
five times only!
3. I'm average, I'm average, I'm average, I'm average. But being average you, I can't see it!
IV. The first thing you need to do is to get your hands on a new car, and then you'll be able to get your hands on a new car. The first thing you need to do is to get your hands on some of the most popular products and services in the world, and then you'll be able to get your hands on some of the most popular ones.
5.
Three rats bragging: A: I take the rat poison as sugar every day; B: I do not step on the rat folder foot itchy; C: time is not early. I'm going to go home and hug my cat!
Six. I've always believed that I will be thin, and now I'm just fat for fun. Unfortunately, playing with it is playing high!
7. When I was a kid, my mom always told me to go to bed early and get up early for good health, I always thought it was a slogan. Grew up only to find that it was just
Three wishes ......
eight. Once upon a time, I was a schoolboy. Out of curiosity, traveled to the world of the schoolboys to have a look, and as a result, never found my way back, so angry!
nine. If a woman is a book, many women have only
3 pages: one page painted with a car, one page painted with a house, one page painted with a ticket.10. When I was a child, I was beaten by my father. Feeling that the whole world has no love, I wanted to tie the curtains in a knot, pretending to hang, to scare my dad! As a result, the curtains were pulled down too vigorously, and my mom beat me up again.11. As a man. I skillfully avoided any detail that could make a girl's heart flutter, it's not easy to think about it!
12. "My face is full of pimples. So ugly!" 0. That's because God is jealous of your beauty" 0. Why did you get pimples too" "Because God is punishing me for lying".
13. Boys collision: hahaha. The same taste ah, later is a brother! Girls collision: I go, that woman dressed really ugly!
14. That day. I asked my dad: am I a stupid child? Dad: stupid child, how can you be a stupid child?
15. People can forgive baby fat, but you're not a baby anymore, and no one thinks your fat is so cute anymore.
XVI. If you can only choose one of your favorite person and food, how does a foodie choose, foodie: eat your favorite person.
17. Whenever adults praise me for being quiet. I want to open my mouth to mock a sentence: you ignorant humans ah!
18. What I learned is sacred knowledge. You actually take the score, this is simply a stain on the academic! Vulgarity!
19. "I told you you don't challenge my bottom line so easily""Why""Otherwise I will have to revise my bottom line again"
II
X. Don't be afraid of women material, not material women more terrible, because she wants true love, this thing rare to you can not afford to give.
xi. Since the psychosis, my spirit is much better, not in the confusion of other people's wives as their wives.
xii. I have a special skill that every time I do a math problem, I can do half a dozen calculations and then avoid the correct answer very accurately.
Xxiii. Men are not hooligan physiologically abnormal, men are too hooligan psychologically abnormal. Hm? So should men be rogues or not?
XXIV. And a food out to eat beef hot pot, the goods said the most delicious beef, and then gave me a big piece of clip, the results have been to the bill I am still chewing on that piece of beef.