When the filmmakers affiliated to the establishment school-mikhalkov Brothers (the local audience of the second-rate movie Super Russia in the market deeply realized the profundity and mystery of Russian spirit) and Kong Calovski (his second-rate movie market, the upper class in Europe, and the gentle Russians made the light of Russian soul easy to consume) decided to create a national catering network with their own brands of "eating at home", the first thing they did was to write a letter to Vladimir Putin.

Deputy Prime Minister Akkadi Devall Covic received an important phone call and gave the brothers 654.38 billion rubles, so that they didn't have to use their personal wealth.

In order to save marketing expenses, the two brothers used the free service of Konchalov's young wife, Yulia ViSotka Zaya, a Russian Martha Stewart.

The filmmakers succeeded in screwing up the business, the Russian Martha Stewart, the taxpayer's money, the president's guarantee and so on.

Now, before it's too late, let's take a look at Russian fast food chains. They win in an old-fashioned way: through traditional competition. Eat their food at your own risk!

Small potato

The baked potatoes they serve are not small at all. They are huge monsters, cut in half and heated in the microwave oven. Add sunflower oil, melted cheese and dill. We like dill.

We encourage you to finish this delicious dinner with two or three fillings: sausage cooked with mustard sauce, fake crab meat with mayonnaise (we export real crab meat to you Americans), diced mayonnaise cheese and ham, and chanterelle with sour cream.

So far, Kroshka Kartoshka franchise has become one of the five largest fast food chains in Russia, beating many western brands.

Teremok (cabin)

Another fast food brand in the top five is the pancake chain Teremok. Their motto is: "This is not fast food!"

This is terrible! Pancakes baked with sunflower oil are filled with mayonnaise, cream cheese, melted cheese, ham, mushrooms, sour cream, condensed milk and beer. Their employees address their customers as "Suda/Sudalinya". Before the revolution, the formal address was "Mr./Ms."

When I ordered food from them, the first thing I asked was, "Can you stop calling me Suda?" And the answer I get is always the same: "I'm sorry, I have to do this, or I'll be fired."

This is a bad thing for me.

Planet Sushi (Sushi Planet)

Russia is surrounded by thousands of miles of coastline and thousands of miles of rivers. This is why Russian fish is so expensive. They must fill sushi rolls with thick cream cheese, mayonnaise, cucumbers and fake fish products.

Rolls and sashimi featuring real sea fish and other seafood are expensive because these fish are produced in Norway or Argentina. To get to know this country. Maybe not even almighty god.

I have a big appetite when I work. I'm going to get something to eat! Enjoy your meal, too.