Part 1: Tanabata Valentine's Day humor and funny copy
1. Tanabata, just the festival of the Cowherd and the Weaving Maiden, it has nothing to do with me.
2. Valentine's Day for those who have lovers, and Dee for those who have enemies.
3. I am not afraid of Valentine's Day alone, I am afraid of the person I like and others.
4. Confirmed eyes, I met the right person.
5. July 1, not show love, we are still friends.
6. Other people have Valentine's Day, but I'm always over the Hanukkah!
7. I want to buy a piece of land in you, what land? I'm dead set on you.
8. Don't ask me if I have a boyfriend anymore, it's against the rules of heaven for us immortals to fall in love with mortals.
9. To fall in love with you may be the reason why I can't fall in love with anyone else.
10. This city is full of people who come and go, and those who come to me and pass me by are like you.
11. May there be years to turn back, and with deep love **** white head. I'm not going to be able to do that, but I'm going to be able to do it.
12. Asked the world what is Tanabata for, and called people to abuse the single dog.
13. Handsome people are quiet alone on the eve, but ugly people are desperate to show love.
14. I want to say something, do not know how to express, love is always hidden in the eyes, but you do not know is also hidden in the beginning of this sentence.
15. White tea, no other things, I'm waiting for the wind also waiting for you.
16. Tanabata, do not buy a rose to send a love affair, received a gift are crying.
17. The first ray of sunshine in the morning, look back when you smile.
18. Don't just say happy Valentine's Day to me, unless you want to live with me.
19. A person's eve lyric of the sadness of the ram.
20. This year's Eve does not receive gifts, gifts only boyfriend.
21. Tanning gifts are not tanning Eve, tanning your boyfriend, maybe there will be the same model Oh.
22. You're single not because you're not good enough, but because there's no one who's good enough for you.
23. The thought of a beast holding my future daughter-in-law's hand on the street on July 4th makes me angry!
24. You don't deserve to spend Valentine's Day with me.
25. You know why you are still single now, because your vision is in place, the strength did not keep up.
26. I wish that tomorrow's Valentine's Day will be a sunny day, and the couple will be tanned into a big pancake.
27. Your name is the word in my "Love Quotes", and you are my flight in the "Ocean of Love"!
28. I have stepped over thousands of mountains and waters, seen the lights of the house, and finally in the eyes of the heart, write all the thousands of mountains are you.
29. The strongest wine in the world for me is the tenderness when you look at me and smile down.
30. Valentine's Day once did not have, bachelor's day every time I have!
Part 2: Valentine's Day humor and funny copy
1. This year's Tanabata does not accept gifts, accept gifts only boyfriend.
2. Because of the long separation, the cowherd and his cow got on well, the Tanabata is canceled, I hope you will tell each other.
3. I want love, a you, a heart, a heart, a life. I'm not going to be able to do that, I'm not going to be able to do that.
4. Getting up in the morning and seeing you and the sunshine is the future I want.
5. A car full of roses is not as good as the dandelions you blew in my face that year.
6. I want to buy a piece of land from you, what land? My dead heart for you.
7. On the eve of the seventh day of the seventh month, look up at the blue sky, magpies arched the magpie bridge. The first thing you need to do is to get your hands dirty.
8. I waited for Tanabata, but I didn't wait for you to love me.
9. History says it is amazingly similar, the year before last I was single on Tanabata, last year I was single on Tanabata, and this year I am still single on Tanabata.
10. July 1, don't go around sending photos to show love, in case of face collision is not good.
11. July 1, a person is not sad, sad is to look at their favorite people and others show love.
12. The mouth said single is good, but see couples, or silence.
13. Tanabata don't want to be a single dog to see others show love you take the initiative to confess with the old man ah, I will reply tomorrow! The first thing you need to do is to get your hands dirty.
14. July 1, don't sunshine chocolate flowers gift, the boyfriend sent out to sunshine, see if there is no duplicate.
15. Put on your headphones, this eve has nothing to do with me.
16. How to spend the eve, I can only say a laugh.
17. Valentine's Day, we have no date, April Fool's Day, we do not have the object of confession, or Qingming Festival is good, there are objects of worship.
18. I have stepped on thousands of mountains and waters, seen the lights of the house, and finally in the eyes of the heart, write all the thousands of mountains are you.
19. A can only embrace their own Valentine's Day, how to be happy?
20. Tanabata, if you are alone, go to the neighborhood coffee shop to drink a cup of cappuccino, recall the flavor of first love.
21. Meet you by chance, like you not suddenly, love you is a matter of course, every day you want to think of you is a habit of nature.
22. Tanabata, I counted on my fingers, no accident, and I have no relationship with half a hair outside.
23. The evening does not show love, we are still friends.
24. Please rain, the bigger the better, so that the eve of the bubble soup!
25. The eve of a person to spend, in fact, everyone is an island in the city!
26. Tonight, the night watch the sky counting, if not unexpected, this Tanabata and you do not have half a penny.
27. It's easy to fall in love with someone, but it's hard to stay together. Formally joined the ranks of the single people on Tanabata.
28. You said that the sea of people walking side love afraid of what lonely, I said that the tide of people are not how you will.
29. Tanabata this day, I stayed at home, play a day of pair of touch, click the mouse, point out a pair, a pair, and a pair.
30. Tanabata, if you are alone, you can go to the library to read books to improve yourself for a day.
31. Obviously not single, Tanabata is still alone.
32. On Tanabata, if you are alone, you can listen to a kind of music until your ears are numb.
33. My room is full of Tanabata Valentine's Day gifts, I'm not rich and handsome, I'm just a lazy courier.
34. Simplicity is not less, but there is no excess, and enough is not more, but it just so happens that you are.
35. Tanabata Valentine's Day I don't want anything, as long as you say to me, "After your Valentine's Day I'm all wrapped up."
36. Valentine's Day, or the same old, drunk again. The first thing you need to do is to get drunk, and then you'll have a good time.
37. Tanabata, if you are alone, you can go to do something you never dare to do, give yourself a chance to go crazy.
38. Can't say why I love you, but you are the reason I don't love others.
39. July 1st, you can save money with yourself and not have a love rival.
40. I love you, is the world's most vulgar sentence, is also the most beautiful sentence.
Article 3: Tanabata Valentine's Day humor and funny text
1. Handsome people are alone quiet Tanabata, but the ugly people are desperate to show love.
2. Tanabata is just the festival of the cowherd and the weaver, it has nothing to do with us mortals.
3. Due to the long separation, the cowherd and his cow got together, the Tanabata is canceled, I hope you will tell each other.
4. When I hear something that is irrelevant, I will think of you in my mind.
5. Give him the face he is eve, do not give him the face, he is at best a Friday.
6. Someone asked me if I was still alone on eve? Nima, am I going to become a dog!
7. One person is afraid of loneliness, two people are afraid of disappointment.
8. The most beautiful than one day in the future, before going to bed to kiss you, in the middle of the night to hold you, wake up with you.
9. Single eve also have to smile, because if you do not smile your former object will laugh into the dog.
10. Tanabata is not coming, I want to say to those who are single, you are excellent.
11. Once Valentine's Day, those who have lovers start to get excited, so excited that they end up breaking up on Valentine's Day.
12. If you don't have a date on Valentine's Day, let's set up a stall to sell dog food.
13. love to be more wrong the more courageous, love to be sure persistent, every single person has to see through, want to love, do not be afraid of pain.
14. A person who is single for a long time, will not be quiet tears, will be in front of the crowd what.
15. Very happy to spend every minute with you, I hope to make you happy every hour.
16. No matter how long the years and trials, as long as there is you in your heart, it will be sweet.
17. I am no longer young, only the enthusiasm to live side by side with you.
18. I want to say something, do not know how to express, love is always hidden in the eyes, you do not know also hidden in this sentence sentence.
19. What's wrong with Tanabata, the days go by as usual, the earth goes round as usual.
20. Valentine's Day again, single for many years, you say my daughter-in-law is not a year ago to the flow.
21. This year, Valentine's Day does not accept gifts, accept gifts only accept boyfriends.
22. Tonight, the night observation of the sky counts, if not accidentally, this Tanabata and you do not have half a penny relationship.
23. There are so many people, in the eve before the long began to plan, to eve at home to play computer.
24. How to spend the eve, I can only say a laugh.
25. A person's Tanabata lyrical writing the sadness of the ram.
26. Others asked me how to pass the eve, I frankly said: "a laugh".
27. The thought of a beast holding my future daughter-in-law's hand in the street on the eve of the day, I'm angry!
28. In your depression, I am your happy. In your sadness, I would like to be your tree of forgetfulness!
29. Eve, boredom? The first thing you need to do is to get your hands dirty. The first thing you need to do is to get a little lonely.
30. Tanabata is just a name, for couples, every day is Valentine's Day.