1. "It's a thousand glasses of wine for every confidant, but half a sentence for lovers. Another drink! "

2. "Life is short. I drugged myself with alcohol. Would you like to accompany me? "

3. "Drinking is to forget your troubles. As a result, your troubles have not been forgotten, but your alcohol consumption has come up."

4. "When drinking, don't ask too many questions, such as' Why are you insomnia', because maybe you will suffer from insomnia yourself."

5. "Some people say that drinking is to forget love. Don't they know that drinking can also remind people of love? "

6. "I can't drink, but one thing I know for sure is to catch you when you are drunk."

7. "Wine is a good thing because it can make ordinary friends close."

8. "Some people say that drinking is harmful to the body, but I think that not drinking is harmful to the body, because the heart injury needs alcohol to anesthetize."

"Don't talk when drinking, or your tongue will be bigger than your capacity for alcohol."

10. "Some people say that drinking is a kind of enjoyment. I think drinking is more like a liberation, freed from the shackles of daily life. "

I hope you like these funny copywriting. Of course, this is just a suggestion. You still need to pay attention to the right amount of drinking!