1. I'll make a long story short: it's a long story.

2. Look at my bad temper. I just need a hug.

3. By inner beauty, men mean inside the bra, not inside.

4. I don't like to tidy my room. They all call me a room-messy hero.

5. I am very hungry. Please feed me with your tenderness.

6. Who said you didn't have perseverance? Haven't you been single for decades?

7. Goose, goose, cut the curve with a knife, pluck the hair, add water, ignite and cover the pot!

8, ugly people still want to video, please respect yourself!

9. You are very important: No matter how heavy you are, I will take it.

11. If you suffer losses, don't drink water, or you will get dirty.

11, the exam, three points are doomed, seven points rely on hard work. There's nothing we can do about the remaining 91 points.

12. When you are alive, you will be laughed at first, then you will smile at others, and then you will die with a smile.

13. My ex-boyfriend is getting married. He called me and asked me if I would go. I gave him a decisive reply: Next time.

14. The strength of a man is the RMB in your pocket.

15. Life is just a few drinks. Whoever finishes first will go first.

16. It's rare to get drunk several times in life. What's so rare about me?

17, money is not the problem, the problem is no money!

18. I feel that I didn't play well after quarreling, and I want to quarrel again.

19, you are probably a potato, fried and steamed, whatever suits me.

21. What are you unhappy about? Say it to make everyone happy.

21. Living the life of Bajie, but wanting Wukong's figure.

22. I won't be popular for a long time, but I will really suffer from kidney deficiency.

23. I'm an old man, and I'm not easy to cheat. I already know all kinds of tricks by heart. When I look at each other's tricks, I don't feel any fluctuation or even want to laugh.

24. Don't stay indoors all the time, and occasionally go outside for a walk in the living room, kitchen and toilet.

25. I'd rather hit a wall than go home.

26. A boy who is kind to only one girl is called a warm man, and a boy who is kind to all girls is called a hot dog.

27, respect yourself, the past does not look back, the future will not!

28. Every time someone attacks me, I feel that there is something wrong with this person. He can still lose his temper and be speechless at such a lovely me.

29. Scientific research has proved that people who smoke and drink all the year round have a lower probability of developing Alzheimer's disease, because the probability of early death is higher.

31. Without us students with poor grades, how can we set off the grades of good students?

31. Do you know the difference between you and Friar Sand? His name is Friar Sand and your name is Sand Sculpture.

32. I have raised myself so well that I don't want to take advantage of anyone. I have bread. Why should I find someone who can't afford my love and wants to share my bread?

33. When your life is unhappy, don't panic, just look at your wallet and savings and cry.

34. Dogs are always dogs, but people are sometimes not people.

35. I think I haven't eaten chicken for a long time. Otherwise, why did I get a little excited when I saw the feather duster yesterday?

36. If you use the beauty trap, I will play along with it.

37. The teacher always preaches for so long what kind of students have not seen, but forgets what teachers have not seen when we have been studying for so long.

38. I think life is no good, and life thinks I am no good.

39. He is lecturing alone, while I can only sleep alone.

41. Some people look shiny, but in fact their socks have slipped on the soles of their feet.

41. Why do people in China have to choose a good day to get married? Because there is no good life after marriage!

42. I want to be with you and pass on my stupidity to you.

43. I want to buy a super-large envelope, put delicious candy and me in it and send it to you.

44. Because I like you, my girlish heart is 11,111 tons.

45. If it's trendy, it's not mainstream. If it's sexy, it's just sitting on the stage.

46. If you believe it, you can believe it. If you don't believe it, you can't believe it. Return the whole WeChat.

47. Up to now, only chopsticks are affordable!

48. Without words, enter the dream.

49. I used to suffer from schizophrenia, but now we have recovered.

51. You lied to me, so I don't believe it.

51. Please don't say you love me easily unless you are serious.

52. The biggest pain in life is that after experiencing the super storm, not only did I not see the rainbow, but I also caught a cold.

53. What is a girl who is lovelorn? We women are animals that will not die after a week of bleeding.

54. When you encounter misfortune, remember to smile at yourself in the mirror, so that you will find that this misfortune is nothing compared with your strength.

55. If God can't make me thin, make my friends fat.

56. Every time I say that I will never talk to you again, don't believe me. Do I look like a principled person?

57. If there are many flaws, even a missing corner will be considered perfect.

58. I may not be able to lift a catty of stone, but if it's a hundred jins of coins, I promise to pick it up and run.

59. There is only one requirement for me to find a partner: I can live in harmony with my other partners.

61. After studying for more than ten years, I think kindergarten is better!

61. The crowd searched for her for thousands of Baidu, stepped on the road, and suddenly looked back and looked around, and there were countless aunts and aunts.

62. Because of the world, women have a man's heart.

63. Don't sing anything about the rest of your life. Girls don't work hard to earn money and are unwilling to be beautiful. For the rest of their lives, it's you who cook, you who do laundry, you who do housework, you who are rejected and you who look after the children.

64. Look at your appearance. You can act in a horror movie without makeup.

65. Let the school close down, because I haven't finished my homework yet.

66. Girls' feelings are always poetic, while young women's feelings are always wet.

67. You said it was cold, but I said my heart was cold.

68. If being handsome is a mistake, I'm already wrong.

69. Other girls can be gummy bears, angel babies and sweetheart babies. I can't. I have to be an aunt and a living ancestor.

71. If I can forgive your vulgarity, can you forgive my pretence?

71. If life is just a first sight, what's wrong with the autumn wind?

72. Let's meet again in a few decades, and send them to the crematorium and burn them all to ashes.

73. You are not my Cosmetic Contact Lenses, so why should I put you in my eyes?

74. There is a story I want to tell you. It's a little long. Let me make a long story short. You still don't pay me back.

75. You smiled, and I know it was your insincere happiness.

76. Uh-huh, I wish you a 7-degree space in your next life.

77. I want to run naked in summer, but how many clothes I wear in winter is like running naked.