Men cannot make good friends without drinking.

Deep feelings, shallow feelings.

Lady's suggestion: Excited heart and trembling hands, I poured a glass of wine for the leader, but the leader didn't drink it, which made me look ugly.

The lady clinks glasses with the leader: the leader is above me and below me. Please say it several times.

Two little bees fly to the flowers. . . .

A rotten hole in the stomach is better than a broken feeling.

Deep feelings, a stuffy;

Shallow feelings, lick it;

Feelings are thick and you don't drink enough;

Feeling thin, can't drink;

Emotional iron, drinking blood.

One, two, two, two mouthwashes,

Three, two, four, two is not wine,

Five, two, six, two, hold the wall,

Seven, two, eight, two are still shouting.

People walk in the world without drinking.

As long as you have it in your heart, tea is also wine.

Wine is the essence of grain. The more you drink, the younger you get.

The east wind blows, the drums thunder, and whoever is afraid of drinking today!

Wine and meat pass through the intestines, but friends stay in their hearts!

People are floating in the rivers and lakes, and they will kill you without being stabbed ~ ~ ~ a few times ~ ~

When will Liang Shanbo Zhu Yingtai come back after giving birth to his son ~ ~ ~

People who don't drink live like dogs,

Men don't smoke and live like eunuchs.

Women live in the world without makeup,

Men don't smoke for nothing.

Half a catty of improper wine, a catty of wall support, and a catty of half a wall, I won't go.

There are already thousands of glasses of wine. Drink as much as you can. Run if you can't.

Revolutionary wine is drunk every day. ..............

Standing on one leg, drinking does not count.

Willing to contribute to the revolution.

Revolutionary wine is drunk every day,

Red eye and bad stomach,

If you drink soft, your feet will be soft.

Memory loss after drinking.

The drunken crowd rolled their eyes,

The drinking unit lacks funds;

Make your wife cry,

Sleep back to back at night,

Once a lawsuit is filed with the Commission for Discipline Inspection,

The secretary heard a wave of his hand-

It's not right to drink or not,

We are also drunk every day!

Hot wine washes teeth, and beer is tea.

Six sixes. Hello, brother! Who's afraid of who? Turtles are afraid of hammers!

The guest gets drunk, or the host will feel ashamed.

The host raised his glass to the audience and said, "Women should open their mouths and men should go in."

Drink revolutionary wine every day, go home and back to back with your wife,

My wife reported to the Commission for Discipline Inspection, and the secretary of the Commission for Discipline Inspection said: It is not right to drink or not;

My wife reported to the Standing Committee of the National People's Congress, and the director of the National People's Congress said: This expenditure has long been within the budget;

My wife sued the Women's Federation, and the director of women said: My family is also drunk every day;

My wife reported to the joint meeting of * * * *, and the secretary of * * * said: We will hold a memorial service for him when he is drunk.

Little happiness, touch along the wall;

Have fun and mop the floor.

How can a person walk the rivers and lakes without drinking?

Can't drink, no future.

Drink nine doses at a time and concentrate on training.

Drink only drinks, not leaders.

Can you drink or not lose, leading secretary

If you drink it, you will fall down, and your job will be hard to protect.

Drinking too little makes it difficult to find talents.

Halfway through, the promotion is still early.

Lead the whole process and lead the future.

We are all bosom friends together, so I'll have two glasses of hangover first.

If you don't drink, who will? -Let the drinker have a drink.

It was noon on the day of weeding, sweat dripped down the soil and three glasses of wine dried up. Do you feel bitter?

In the spring morning, I woke up easily, birds were singing around, and I raised my glass and asked the young lady, how much should I drink? -Miss, it's up to you.

When young people leave home, old people will come back. I will invite this young lady to have a drink with me. -Have a drink with the ladies present.

Follow your heart. I will drink this time. -I can't help it. Drink it.

When I came, my wife told me to drink less and eat more.

Wine makes a man brave, but he refuses to obey his wife.

Don't drink too much, for fear of losing your mind, and refrain from drinking.

A small amount is not a gentleman, but a nontoxic husband.

Market economy competition, drink a glass of wine quickly.

Make it at sunrise, and I wish you more prosperous business. -Buy a drink to a businessman.

Make new friends and don't forget old ones. -Let's drink to old and new friends.

It's nearly as bad as saying goodbye to Caiyun in Bai Di. -Be a good drinker and have a drink.

Show your skill in times of crisis, and your sister (brother) will drink for me.

The big river has wide waves. Let's do it with this cup. -Have a drink yourself.

The east wind blows and the drums beat. Who's afraid of drinking today?

Qian Shan is always in love. Can we drink less?

To make the guests drink well, drink well first!

Commodity economy is in great circulation, opening up and invigorating two cups.

Every confidant has a thousand glasses of wine, which is true.

If others don't know, unless you drink.

The sky is blue, the sea is blue, and cups are handed down.

There is no cloud in the sky and no drought in the ground. That cup doesn't count.

Wine meets friends, and poetry is sung to those who will meet.

A hundred rivers return to the East China Sea. When shall I raise my glass? If I don't drink now, I'll be sad later.

Is the feeling iron or not? Iron! Then you are not afraid of stomach bleeding!

Is the feeling deep or not? Deep! Then you are not afraid of intravenous drip!

Those who can have a drink or two are generous enough!

Drink five taels if you can, so that comrades can train!

I will drink half a catty and one catty, so my buddy is the most considerate!

Those who can drink a catty and a barrel will be promoted to vice president later!

Drink a jar if you can drink a barrel, and the director of the winery will let you be it!

My wife told me to go out and drink less and eat more, so I stood up out of reach.

Rules on the wine table

(a) If you really can't drink, don't take the first bite.

(2) If you are sure to drink, don't put ink on it, and then there are rules.

Rule 1: Although the wine table is affectionate, it is boring; Love is shallow, lick it. " But don't say it while drinking.

Rule 2: Keep a low profile, curl your hair and never fill it up as soon as you get on the wine table.

Rule 3: Leaders will drink with each other before it is their turn to respect each other.

Rule 4: You can be respected by many people. Never be respected by many people unless you are a leader.

Rule 5: Respect others by yourself. If you don't clink glasses, how much you drink depends on the situation. For example, the drinking capacity and attitude of the other party must not be less than that of the other party. You should know that you respect others.

Rule 6: Respect others by yourself. If you clink glasses, say, if I finish drinking, you will get pregnant.

Rule 7: Since you are in a humble position, remember to add more wine to the leader. Don't blindly drink for the leader, just replace it, and pretend that you want to drink because you really want to drink, not for the leader. For example, leader A can't drink enough. Beating around the bush can stop people who want to worship leader A.

Rule 8: Pick up the glass (beer glass), grab the glass with your right hand and put it on the bottom with your left hand. Remember that your cup is always lower than others'. If you are a leader, you should be sensible and don't put it too low, otherwise how can you be a person below.

Rule 9: If there is no special person present, you'd better touch the wine in the right order, and don't favor one over the other.

Rule 10: clink glasses, make a toast and make a statement. Otherwise, why the fuck should I drink your wine?

Rule 1 1: Don't talk business at the dinner table. After drinking, the business will be almost the same. Everyone knows that, otherwise people will not be free to drink with you.

Rule 12: Don't pretend to be crooked, say something wrong, do something wrong, don't plead, and consciously punish the wine is the last word.

Rule 13: If there is not enough wine, put the wine bottle in the middle of the table and let others fill it themselves. Don't be silly to pour wine one by one, or what should the people behind you do if they don't have wine?

Rule 14: There must be a glass of wine at the end, so don't leave your glass empty. You can't run away ~

Article 15: Be careful not to make a slip of the tongue after drinking, don't talk big, don't be rude, don't spit everywhere, don't throw chopsticks, don't point, don't drink soup, don't fart and burp, don't go to the toilet without stopping you.

Rule 16: Don't say "I can't drink" (if you drink), lest others accuse you of hypocrisy. Believe it or not, people can really tell if they can drink.

Rule 17: The leader drinks with you to give you face. No matter how much the leader tells you to drink, do it yourself first. Remember, put your hands and glasses down.

Rule 18: peanuts are a good thing for drinkers. It is essential to keep a clear head and ask questions after drinking. A cup of yogurt, a cup of hot water and a hot towel all show your concern.

If you can't drink

1, do not take the initiative to attack, and implement the strategy of defending as the attack;

2. Put two big cups in front of the table, one with white wine and the other with mineral water, drink small glasses and drink water frequently. When the host and guest on the wine table are basically drunk for 8 minutes, they can take the initiative to attack and replace the wine with water;

3. After toasting, don't swallow it immediately, find an opportunity to wipe your mouth with a napkin and spit out the wine in the napkin;

4. Eat some fat and starch foods at the bottom first, and it is not easy to get drunk when drinking;

5, master the rhythm, don't drink too much at once;

6, don't mix several kinds of wine, especially easy to get drunk;

7. When serving dishes, don't turn dishes in the middle of the wine table. Leading food on the wine table is a no-no.

8. When you are six minutes drunk, finish the vinegar in the vinegar dish in front of you, and then ask the waiter to add it;

9. Fill it up every time you make a toast, then pretend not to take a small glass before drinking, and try to sprinkle some, so that you can drink a lot less every time;

10, put half a cup of tea in front of you before drinking, don't swallow it after drinking, quickly pick up the cup, spit the wine into the cup when drinking water, and then change the water after spitting, which works!

Etiquette at the banquet

1, enjoy the whole people, don't whisper.

Most banquets have more guests, so try to talk about topics that most people can participate in and get the approval of most people. Because of different personal hobbies and knowledge, the topic should not be too biased as far as possible, so as not to be dominated by one family, far apart, and talk endlessly, leading to digression and ignoring everyone. In particular, try not to whisper to others and give others a sense of mystery, which will often cause jealousy of "just you two" and affect the effect of drinking.

2, aim at both sides, grasp the overall situation

Most banquets have a theme, that is, the purpose of drinking. When you go to eat, you should first look at the expressions around you and prioritize. Don't drink for the sake of drinking, and lose a good opportunity to make friends, let alone let some grandstanding drinkers disturb the host's meaning.

3. Appropriate language and humor

Sprinkling it on the table can show a person's talent, common sense, self-cultivation and communication etiquette. Sometimes a humorous language will leave a deep impression on the guests and make people feel good about you invisibly. Therefore, it is very important to know when to say something, to use appropriate language, and to be humorous.

4, moderate persuasion, don't force.

On the wine table, we often encounter the phenomenon of persuading wine. Some people always like to regard the wine field as a battlefield and try their best to persuade others to drink more, thinking that it is unrealistic to drink enough.

"Talk about heroes with wine" is ok for people who drink a lot, but it is difficult for people who drink less. Sometimes, excessive persuasion will completely destroy the feelings of the original friends.

5. Toast in an orderly way, with clear priorities.

Baking bread is also a science. Generally speaking, a toast should be made in the order of age, position and the status of the guest and the host. Before toasting, we must fully consider the order of toasting and distinguish between primary and secondary. In order to drink with people you don't know, you should first find out your identity, or pay attention to what others call you, so as not to be embarrassed or hurt your feelings.

When toasting, you must grasp the order of toasting. If you want to have a guest at the dinner table, you should be respectful to him, but you should pay attention to the fact that if someone with higher status or older people is present, you should not only be respectful to those who can help you, but also propose a toast to the respected elders first, otherwise everyone will be embarrassed.

6. Read words and understand people's hearts.

If you want to get everyone's appreciation on the wine table, you must learn to read and read. Because when dealing with people, we must understand people's hearts, so that we can play a good role on the wine table.

7, the edge is gradually exposed, sit firmly on Mount Tai.

At the banquet, you should see the occasion clearly, correctly evaluate your own strength, don't be too impulsive, try to keep some alcohol and talk, don't let others underestimate yourself and don't show yourself too much, choose the right time and gradually radiate your own edge, so as to sit firmly on Mount Tai and not give others the idea of "this ability", so that everyone can't underestimate your strength.