2. Uncle, be anonymous. Speak well and I will be your only wife.
3. single dog has never heard of love stories.
Girl, you are the only one who makes me addicted for a lifetime.
5. The most beautiful love story is that the male ticket says, I'm so sad that you say no one loves you.
6. The loveliest love story I have ever heard is "I dreamed that you didn't want me last night, and my pillow was wet when I woke up." I am a woman. This is a gift from my boyfriend who has been a soldier for many years.
7. Sometimes I can't help but be jealous of your mother, because when I was a child, she saw your round soft hands and feet.
8. "The only reason I can lower my head in this world is to kiss you."
9, Sheng Chao said, don't make money, how to raise you and gray (my little rabbit).
10, the cutest love story I have ever heard is that my long-distance boyfriend bought a snack bag and sent it to me. The card said: I wish to grow old with you, and I wish you will always be the treasure in my hand. Long-distance love has been going on for almost a year, and it is not easy to stick to it. I want to be on the list and cheer for my friends who are also in different places.
1 1. It's just what happened today. I don't know why I laughed for a long time: "Do you know why there is a 25 between your 24th birthday and my 26th birthday?" "Why?" "Because our wedding date should be set at 25" "Why?" "So we can celebrate for three days."
12, in Summer of the Fox, Li asked Gu Chengze, "What's so important about your life?" Gu Chengze said: "Get married and have children." The girl replied, "I wish you success!" " At this point, Gu Chengze said with deep affection and domineering: "I don't need your blessing, I need your cooperation!" " "
13, sitting there brushing Weibo to watch Faye Wong concert, Mr. Zhang said, Baby, why are you ignoring me? What about Faye Wong's concert? Then why don't you watch it with me? You don't like Faye Wong.
14, so I asked him, honey, what do you think is the cutest love story you have ever told me? He said, what is a love story? Isn't it cute? Ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha.
15. Everything he said is a lovely love story for me.
16, stop lying. You don't want me to meet a better guy at all. You wish you were the best boy I have ever met. You are the one who accompanied me to the end. Coincidentally, I think so, too I can remember this sentence all my life.
17, loyal to the motherland, loyal to the people and loyal to you.
18, give me your body, I will listen to you, and I will marry you one year later. (cutest)
19, since then, you have two lives.
20. I don't understand emptiness, so I bought you a skirt (on the day of 520, my dull boyfriend just refused to say I love you)
2 1, I sent him a picture of a puppy, so the following dialogue appeared:-"What kind of dog is this?" -"Little deer and dog"-"Do you want to keep it?" I want to raise a cat I want to raise you is often teased and persuaded.
22. I like sweets very much. You should eat more sugar so that I can eat you directly.
23. I want to sleep with you all my life to see if your legs are soft.
24. I don't know whether your black hair is long or my missing is long (I have memorized this sentence of love rat's ex-boyfriend at midnight for several years).
25. The sweetest love story is that we will have two cats in the future, one is a real cat and the other is me (I call her a mouse and she calls me a cat).
26. "Why do you keep laughing?" "Because I like you"
27, uncle, and! Brother: Hey, this little rabbit looks like you. Why is everything like me? Brother: Because my heart is full of you, everything I see is like you.
28. I liked him for seven months. Once I quarreled, I drank some wine and complained about him for a long time. He climbed over the wall in the middle of the night and came out of the dormitory to find me. I ignored him and sat by the roadside. He hugged me and said, "I can't be nice to you in the future." I took out the paper to wipe my tears and nose, and finally they smiled at each other.
29, the cutest love story, my male ticket said, "Whenever I feel that my happiness is declining, I will say in my heart that you are my girlfriend."
30. He: I want to know what your lipstick tastes like! Me: Huh? He: Eh, bitter. Is this edible? Will it poison me? Yes! He: Well, you poisoned him?
3 1, make me angry and ask him to write a critical letter. In the end, I was wrong, and you also made a small mistake. Let's be punished for loving each other for life.
32. In winter, two super-long candied haws are hidden in two sleeves of down jacket, one on each side. They hid all the way, walked like orangutans, and finally pulled them out by magic ... "I'll give you food ..."
33. You didn't mean to flow through it, but it happened that flash floods broke out.
34. "Everyone says you don't like me." I don't like you because I love you.
35. The difference between the sample and the population is P > 0.05, so it can be inferred that the sample comes from the population. Then, if the difference between you and me is P > 0.05, you are mine.
36. The werewolf kills the priest, and his reasoning ability is not very good. He bewitched a villager and whispered to me, "You are a fool. If I were a prophet, I would examine you. If I were a wolf, I would kill you. If I were a witch, I would poison you. If I were a hunter, I would take you there. But I am a villager, and I can only love you. " I feel like I'm being teased. hahahaha
37. "I have a holiday, and I will send you red bean soup." This profound confession is the broken starlight in our ordinary life.
38. Nothing, I'm here. Don't be afraid, I will protect you. The glory of the king will take you to the king, and I won't abandon you if you cheat.
39. maocai in Chengdu, toilet skewers, grilled fish on iron plate, cumin mutton, braised beef brisket, stewed meat in copper pot, cold noodles with shredded chicken, duck neck and duck rack, covered rice with eel, cold-skin sesame sauce, sesame cakes, zhenbing mirror cakes, crock simmer soup, Guangdong night tea, soup dumplings, fried dumplings, northeast stewed meat, northwest barbecue and braised fried.
40. Your breasts are Wang Zi steamed buns, one bite at a time.
4 1, uncle said: uncle didn't expect that when the topic came back, it was such a great lethality. Our routine will still exist, but uncle can't tell you when it will appear. Although these sweet words sound good, uncle feels that sweet words should not only be said, but also be done. Love without words can't give girls a sense of security, right?
1
"You certainly don't know that when I chat with you, my keyboard looks like this."
2
"Some things don't need a night to finish, and we don't worry. We can do it every night. "
three
"I will give you a lot of lipstick, so that you can give me a little back every day."
four
"As soon as I see you, I want to wag my tail. My children and grandchildren also want to swim to your side by wagging their tails. "
five
"Compared with all your predecessors, it's just foreplay, and you are the climax I want."
six
"I think you must be very busy. Just read the first three words."
seven
"People who like you just want to sleep with you. I am different, the kitchen can be, and the balcony can be. "
eight
"It is reported that there are 206 bones. As soon as I saw you, I had 207. "
nine
"You are busy, when are you free to sleep with me?"
10
"Send me the payment link, ok."
1 1
"Looking at your chat record is happier than looking at the salary slip."
12
"Remember to go home when you are tired. The rice is in the pot and I am in bed. "
13
"Do you want to eat takeout? Want to eat hot pot? What to eat tonight? Will it be me? "
14
"I think I'd better give up smoking, so that I can stay with you for at least a few more years."
15
"Spend the rest of my life with me. If not, I'll wait. If not, I'll think of another way. "
16
"After being with you, I was jealous of a cat."
17
"I just want you to be my elevator, up and down in my world, in and out."
18
"In order to save water, can we take a bath together in the future?"
19
"In my Me Before You, I have many plans; After knowing you, you are my plan. "
20
"My teacher is Yu Le."