Chapter eighty-nine Turtle meat
The sudden arrival of Zhao Xiaoxiang made regeneration ecstatic. Regeneration rubbed hands and bowed, and his eyes never left Zhao Xiaoxiang for a moment. Looking at it, he suddenly asked with some distress: "Aunt Yao, have you lost weight?"
"Where did you lose weight?" Zhao Xiaoxiang's eyes looked straight at regeneration, and a tall figure of regeneration appeared in the dark pupil. Seeing the anxiety in the eyes of rebirth, he was a little unbearable and annoyed. He grabbed the regenerated hand and his voice choked: "You bad guy! Why don't you come to see me? "
"I, I, I want to hit Guo Kui ..." The regenerated voice was a little weak. Why don't you want to meet his aunt? Dream on! But can he go? ! What the young master said so firmly shows the young master's love for the Yao family and his current situation ... If he still has nothing, he will go to see Yao Gu and even continue to associate with her. Don't say that the host will hate himself and be guilty.
Zhao Xiaoxiang looked at Guo Kui that cold and cheerless stall is very strange. Seeing someone watching himself and rebirth here, he put down the hand of rebirth, picked up a rolling pin and knocked on the table. He asked Zaisheng, "Is your pot helmet business so bad?"
Regeneration told Zhao Xiaoxiang about her "price increase", secretly pleased, thinking that Zhao Xiaoxiang would admire her "business talent". Unexpectedly, Zhao Xiaoxiang watched Regeneration for a long time like an unknown person, then slammed the rolling pin in his hand on the table and said bitterly, "Regeneration, you are an asshole, don't you know?" This Guo Kui has been selling for 30 cents for many years, and you want to sell it for 40 cents! Who do you think you are? This is not something you can raise just because you want to ... "
"I can't sell my helmet, I can't make money, I can't afford to eat, I can't afford to marry a wife, what should I do?" Regeneration suddenly became angry, with a sour nose and a runny nose.
Zhao Xiaoxiang listened to the regeneration of the stacks and said it over and over again. Seeing the blue veins on the regenerated face protruding like earthworms and her nose crawling out of her nostrils like worms, her heart softened and she felt a little pitiful. He took a fragrant handkerchief from his pocket and handed it to regeneration. He shouted softly, "Look, look, the pig worm has crawled out again, wipe it!" "
Regenerate a push away Zhao Xiaoxiang's hand, raise your arm and wipe your nose with your sleeves.
Zhao Xiaoxiang hurriedly grabbed the regenerated arm. His eyes tilted, his eyebrows raised, and he scolded himself: "You are still the boss, and you still sell your nose after running across the river. Do you want others to eat your nose? I don't want to find the reason why my business is not good, but I want to monopolize the price increase ... "He said, holding his regenerated nose with a handkerchief, like a mother yelling at her son:" Hey! " Regeneration had to obediently and unreservedly blow your nose with Xiao Zhao's aromatic handkerchief.
"What the hell is this nose of yours? Such a big man still has a runny nose ... "Zhao Xiaoxiang particularly hates regenerating this snot in his heart. Shortly after Rebirth went to a big town to learn how to defeat Guo Kui, Zhao Xiaoxiang discovered the "secret" of Rebirth and asked about it, but she couldn't say why. Watching regeneration wipe your nose with sleeves, you can either reprimand or kick with your feet in high heels. Sometimes even deliberately use high heels to step on the regenerated feet, screaming in regeneration pain, and washing all the water in the big bucket behind the stall. A washed nose will not run for a long time.
Zhao Xiaoxiang threw the handkerchief with regenerated snot into the charcoal ash basket under the table, grabbed a regenerated handkerchief, folded it and put it in his trouser pocket. Some embarrassed people said, "I'll take it back and wash it before I give it to you."
"Your runny nose may be related to your emotional instability and living habits." Zhao Xiaoxiang washed his hands in the bucket, took the dough on the table and rolled it up with familiarity.
Regeneration suddenly returned to my days as an apprentice in a big town. At that time, I rolled my own noodles and Zhao Xiaoxiang collected money to sell them. They are like a couple, a close couple. Now, Zhao Xiaoxiang sells noodles by herself. But there are no buyers for my booth in Cucui. How can I compare with the Cucui street stall of Zhao Dahei, the owner of a big town?
Look at Zhao Xiaoxiang, who has piled up a table of Guo Kui. Seeing that Regeneration didn't take up the topic of "runny nose", she stopped talking about it and ordered Regeneration to sell the pot helmet at a price of 30 cents. Regeneration said, "How dare I make my own decisions? This is the decision of our Guo Kui Association! "
Zhao Xiaoxiang snorted contemptuously: "You only played Guo Kui for a few days. What is the' Guo Kui Association'? You're still the president, right? So you can only eat your own pot helmet! "
Regeneration doesn't want to be angry with Zhao Xiaoxiang, whom I just met, and even more unwilling to compromise first. If Guo Kui sells a dime more, he will earn 30% more. He will never let go unless absolutely necessary.
Seeing that it was getting late, Guo Kui didn't sell any. Regeneration said to Zhao Xiaoxiang, "haven't you eaten yet?" When you come, I'll treat you to dinner. "Said to the fat man who was still eagerly waving, and the fat man immediately turned over like a ball.
"You take these pot heads to your stall to sell, and I'll settle accounts with you the next day." Before the words of regeneration were finished, the fat man quickly asked, "Where are you going to play?"
"You tube which do? I say hello to you, Guo Kui must sell for 40 cents each! Remember: persistence is victory! " Give the fat man a second punch in the stomach.
"good! Persistence is victory! " Fat man is unambiguous, counting Guo Kui, move to his stall.
Zhao Xiaoxiang was puzzled and grabbed the regenerated sleeve: "Is it necessary to have a rest when eating?" Just bite the pot, don't you? "
"Sister-in-law, I want to invite you to play again!" The fat man ran over, picked up a bunch of pot helmets and winked at Zhao Xiaoxiang: "I miss you so much that I can't sleep at night ..."
"You son of a bitch, don't talk nonsense!" Rebirth a kick in the fat man's ass. "This is the first time you know your teacher's mother. Oh, no, it's your teacher, surnamed Zhao. Do you know what I think? "
Regeneration invited Gu Mo to eat the most famous "nail fish" in the country.
It is said to be "turtle meat", but it is actually pork.
The owner of this "nail fish" shop wears a hat all the year round. It is a single cloth hat in summer and a cotton hat in winter. The face under the long brim is fleshless and wrinkle-free, but it is ruddy, somewhat like a newborn snake head, not a glans penis. I don't know if this is the reason. Most customers who take care of business dare to call their boss "turtle boss" directly, and the boss is not afraid to call the meat he sells "turtle meat"
Of course, the most attractive thing is "turtle meat". There are two small pavements, one is crowded with four or five wooden square tables, and the polished desktop is as dirty as a long wooden stool and an antique. A door panel that has been removed and several adobe bricks that have not been burned in the kiln are placed in a wide stall. On the booth, there are several bamboo baskets neatly placed. The style of the basket is very special, like an ingot tilted at both ends, with a crescent moon hanging in the sky. Cut into fist-sized pieces, open pig ears and stiff pig feet. The skin is brown and the meat is red and bright. The skin of each piece of braised pork is rolled up, like a loaded turtle. What is particularly surprising is that there is steaming air in every basket all day, and mouth-watering fragrance emerges from the basket one after another.
Zhao Xiaoxiang is curious about such a small town and people who have such a mind to do business, so she pretends to pick and choose pot-stewed dishes. Zhao Xiaoxiang realized that there was a clay pot filled with brine under each basket, and there was a pile of charcoal fire under the clay pot. The brine has been boiling and the steam is rising.
This "nail fish" shop sells "hot brine", and some people want to eat cold brine. The boss waited for the guests to pick out the pickled vegetables, weigh them, throw them into the big iron ladle, conveniently scoop a ladle of cold water from the water tank, buckle a piece of frozen ice from the freezer, and stir them up and down with his hands. Cut it in half with a knife, throw it back into the ladle and start slicing. The cut meat as thin as a piece of paper was thrown back into the ladle, and the rest of the meat was taken out to continue slicing. At this point, the surface of the steaming pot-stewed vegetables is already cold, but it is warm inside after biting.
"Nail fish" not only looks good in color, but also tastes really good. The dry smell of bacon on the nose is crisp, chewy and soft, and the tongue is smooth in the mouth. In the mixed dried Chili noodles, the deep pepper powder distorts the taste buds, as if it were electrified, and the stomach is like a straw, dragging the "nail fish" that has not been completely chewed down.
Zhao Xiaoxiang, who is not drunk yet, seems to be drunk, narrowing her eyes slightly and saying, "Regeneration, this is business! You see, this is to find a way to make money ... "
When I was born again, I heard the secret of "turtle meat" from my aunt, and my heart suddenly moved. I remembered the "meat pot helmet" on the kang of Dazhen and Zhao Xiaoxiang, and the "pot helmet jelly" sold by the master. Why didn't I follow suit and sell the meat in the pot helmet?
As far as the skill of playing Guo Kui is concerned, among the three people in this country, it is better to be thin, but thin people use less surface. If he cuts his Guo Kui from the middle, the one soaked in braised pork may soon "swell" Guo Kui, while the short Guo Kui can't cut it because the kang is hard. Only his own pot helmet can be cut from the middle, and the skin is tough and brittle, which can resist the flow of braised pork.
After thinking about it, Regeneration called the owner of the "Nail Fish" store and handed over the wine made of red peony bark in the pottery bowl with both hands. The clear voice laughed: "The boss's business is so good that you don't invite me to drink! You don't invite me, I invite you! "
"Turtle boss" turned the brim around by hand, took the wine bowl, smiled and took a look at the regeneration, then turned his head and stared at Zhao Xiaoxiang, as if the girl had seen it somewhere. The hand holding the wine bowl automatically looked for his lips, and his head was not low. He lifted the bowl with his hand. Two thin lips are like a steamed flower roll. You stick out your tongue, lick the wine bowl, put the pottery bowl heavily on the table of the Eight Immortals, straighten up, and the sound of spitting came out: "You didn't lose money today, but you came to me with such a' paste' (beautiful) girl.
"No, no, no!" Regeneration glanced at puzzling Zhao Xiaoxiang, stretched out a hand on the turtle boss's shoulder, "I ask you ask you! I will not only buy you a drink, but also push your business to a climax! "
"If you can treat your runny nose well, that would be great. Are you still here to help Lao Tzu? " Boss turtle's thin lips pursed again. It may be that the protruding front teeth make the lips not close well, and the protruding part is like a fish spitting bubbles.
Regenerated nose took a drag loudly and said solemnly, "A fence, three piles, a hero and three gangs. Don't you want your business to get better and better? " Seeing the turtle boss interested, he turned his head and whispered, "Look at the black dog selling stewed vegetables in the market. It's not as good as your, but it's still cooked (less), but the business is very good! Do you know why? "
"Bokai don't know? His position is better than mine! " Turtle boss said disdainfully.
"Yes!" Regeneration thumb, dangling under the nose of turtle boss, "Your pot-stewed vegetables are so delicious that your business should surpass him!" " But you can't touch your shop! "
"What do you think of Long Kai?" Mr. tortoise and the black dog selling cold dishes at the door have always been sworn enemies. In particular, Mr. Turtle actually asked someone to weave a basket just like him to attract customers, which made Mr. Turtle want to lift Mr. Turtle's stall.
"I played Guo Kui's stall on the court, and the position was much better than his black dog!" Regenerate a hand on your chest, one hand holding your chin, and look at Boss Turtle affectionately.
Turtle's boss and monk Zhang Er couldn't figure out: "What does your booth position have to do with me?"
"ah! You don't understand this! " Regeneration bowed his head in the turtle boss's ear and said, "You took your' turtle meat' to my stall to sell, and it seized the market so quickly?"
"I come to your stall to sell cold dishes. You won't beat Guo Kui, will you?" Boss turtle looked at the regeneration, and his narrowed eyes opened again.
"Don't wave kay GuoKui? If you don't beat Guo Kun, will you support me? " Regeneration laughed: "I want to help you sell cold dishes so that more people can eat nail fish!" " "
"Do you sell? Do you sell it in Langkai? You want to sell cold dishes before you can stretch the kang? Do you want to try my craft? Your doll is going to sell ditch (ass)! " Finally, the turtle boss who "saw through" the move of "runny nose and pot helmet" got up and wanted to leave.
"Do you want to be Lv Dongbin Bokai? I'll take your pickled cold dishes to my pot helmet stand and sell them by pot helmet! " Regeneration hold turtle boss's shoulder, "some people just don't eat enough Kui, want to eat nail fish and black dog cold dishes and stand in front. Everyone is an acquaintance who looks up but doesn't look down, and comes to you to buy a lump of nail fish to offend black dog ..."
"Not afraid to offend the black dog?" Boss turtle was moved. As long as he can "beat" the black dog, the turtle boss is still excited.
"I'm afraid of him? I'm afraid he won't sell me cold dishes? He gave it to me, and I wanted to see it ... "The regenerated throat was unwillingly swollen by saliva and had to be swallowed clumsily.
"However, there are conditions for me to help you." Regeneration knows that this turtle boss will soon worry about his "reward". After all, this cold dish is braised with meat, which costs a lot and costs a lot. "I help you sell cold dishes, and you have to help me sell pot helmets!"
"What the fuck do I sell Guo Kui? I can't call again! " Boss turtle finally showed the fox's tail when he saw the regeneration, but the conditions put forward by the baby made him feel funny. "I'm still doing your narrow (small) business, not big business?"
"Do you know that the price of Guo Kui has gone up these days? I also want to occupy the market. " Regeneration "honestly" said: "I will use the kang to bring you the pot helmet. If someone wants to eat a pot helmet with meat, you have both pot helmet and meat. Don't you sell more meat and pot helmets? "
"Where can't I sell it?" Boss turtle asked.
"How much to sell, we don't stipulate the task." Regeneration quickly explained, "I come to you for meat every morning and bring you Guo Kui by the way. Close the stall in the afternoon and settle the bill. No one owes anyone. "
Boss turtle finally breathed a sigh of relief. Only when the money is settled can it be close to the people, and the business is most afraid of taking over with interest. I think this kid's skull is still useful. Isn't that killing two birds with one stone? I feel that the pot-stewed vegetables I make are very profitable. As long as I can sell more, I will earn more, so I take the initiative to say to Regeneration: "Well, I will take risks, and I will join hands to seek wealth. You sell my pot-stewed vegetables, and I'll give you 50 cents commission per catty. I'll sell your pot helmet without mentioning you a penny, but I must pay off the bill every afternoon! "
"good! It's a deal! " Originally, I just wanted to buy some marinated vegetables on credit and add them to the pot helmet to drive the sales of the pot helmet. But the clever turtle boss gave himself extra profits and immediately agreed.
"What A Qiu! I can't even get this pot of meat for you! " Boss turtle asked questions again.
"This right. My family sells bean jelly pot helmets, which are well packed and the meat is better handled. " Zhao Xiaoxiang stood by, sincerely admiring the regeneration. Seeing that the owner of this "turtle meat" shop is willing to cooperate in regeneration, he immediately realized that this is a business opportunity that should not be missed.
Mr. Turtle realized that the girl in front of him turned out to be the daughter of Zhao Dahei, a big town in a neighboring county, and immediately put down his mind about her cooperation with regeneration.
Regeneration has flown to the short pot helmet booth to get some pot helmets, and taught the turtle boss how to fill the pot helmets with braised pork.
In this way, you can not only eat meat, but also eat the fresh stuff of the pot helmet, so that the regenerated pot helmet sells well in the countryside at once, and a dime that rises out of thin air is covered up by the oil juice in the braised pork.
Seeing that regeneration has developed a "new variety", the thin man dare not imitate it at once, so he has to make up his mind to open up a position in another town. Only short people are willing to "reverse regeneration", because he can see Zhao Xiaoxiang wearing high heels of different colors at any time, and sometimes he can flirt with Zhao Xiaoxiang who has already become acquainted.