In a spacious kitchen, there are two families, fruits and vegetables.
One day, the host went to work overtime and didn't come home late at night. Vegetables and fruits jumped out and began to argue about who the owner needed most. "We!" The fruit team said first, "Because my master eats us every day when he comes home, he needs me most." "It's us!" The food team said, "We are here every morning, evening and lunch, so the host needs us most!" " ""we! " "We! "The two teams are at loggerheads.
Watermelon, captain of the fruit team, said, "Come on! Son of a bitch, look at our fruit team. They are all very powerful. We have to beat you up today. " "Hum! I don't know who can win, so I just talk big there. " Look at our team. They are all white and fat. They are much better than you. "Vegetable captain Chinese cabbage said. Neither team obeys the other. Ten minutes later, the captain of the fruit team said, "Prepare to project! ""Several pears separated at once and put some pomegranates on the stalks. "launch!" Yali quickly sent the suitcase forward. "Shields!" Chinese cabbage shouted. Several radishes quickly tore off the leaves on their heads as shields. "counterattack!" Cabbage immediately picked up the slingshot in his hand, with a pepper tied to it. The shield flashed and the sword tied with pepper shot at each other. Captain Watermelon opened his mouth and said, "What, there is a secret weapon." It didn't notice several swords stabbing at him. "ah!" Captain Watermelon gave a cry and the vegetable team laughed. It turns out that the watermelon team won the other team's pepper sword. Captain Watermelon was very angry. He picked up the bananas around him and threw them out at once, killing a vegetable soldier. Unexpectedly, they all fell down one by one, because they changed their formation when people were not looking.
At this time, the master came back and everyone ran away. Everyone returned to their original position, but the banana was crushed and the watermelon was broken. The shopkeeper looked at the messy vegetables and fruits and threw them all into the trash can.
Kitchen War Composition 2 "Hey? Where's mom? "I woke up at the weekend and found no one at home. I asked doubtfully.
The note on the dining table told me that my mother was out and let me cook by myself.
All right, let's do it, who's afraid of who! But what to eat? I opened the refrigerator and saw, well, there are winter beans and sausages. Yes, just make a braised sausage with winter beans. This dish is cooked by my mother. It's delicious.
But how? I've never done it. Hey, that won't beat me. Isn't Baidu getting married? I turned on my computer and searched for recipes online. It's not difficult to find a recipe. I don't know if it's difficult to make it. Anyway, don't think so much and get to work!
Peel the winter beans first, but the imagination is beautiful. Seeing such a simple thing, it is not neat to actually do it. You see, most of the winter beans I peeled are scattered on the ground. I don't know how they jumped out Do they all have feet? Do you have to do it with me? Hum, watch, I'm surprised not to fire and cook you one by one!
Winter beans are ready, start frying! I poured winter beans and sausages into the pot, but when I poured them, my mind went blank with a clash, and I couldn't remember how to cook the recipe. I quickly turned to the computer to look at the menu, glanced at it, and came back quickly. As a result, it was a tragedy and the oil in the pot flew out. I am desperate. I picked up the pot cover and started a war with hot oil. Can you sprinkle it on this young master? Oil splashed on the "shield" and hissed. It's really thrilling.
After a while, the oil stopped splashing and the movement in the pot was much smaller. I took off my shield and walked to the jar ... it was a terrible scene. It turned out that I put too much sugar, winter beans stuck together, and there were some sausages in the middle, which looked like a pyramid. Taste it, bah, is this biochemical poison? Why is it so bad ... ah ...
I can't eat the sausage stewed with winter beans, which is a little annoying. Why can't I cook a dish that looks not difficult at all? Alas.
Don't laugh, at least I'm a zero point one star chef!
That night, I began to think about what to do. Finally, I decided to make scrambled eggs with tomatoes.
I wash my hands first and prepare eggs and tomatoes. I rushed to the locker and took out a bowl. I also took two raw eggs and beat them in a bowl. An interesting thing happened when I was beating eggs: I knocked the eggs into the bowl and almost knocked it over. When I hit the second one, I grabbed the bowl in one hand and beat the eggs in the other. I don't believe this, and I can turn it over again. After the eggs were mixed, I picked a big red tomato from the box, washed it with clear water and put it on the chopping board. Then I asked my master, my aunt, "Aunt, should tomatoes be sliced or diced?" My aunt said at the edge, "Peel it first and then cut it. It is best to cut it into pieces. " Without saying anything, I immediately started peeling. My aunt said, "You can peel the tomatoes by gently cutting a few holes and boiling them." It is amazing that the tomato skin is easily peeled off, and then I hold the tomato in my hand (as if catching a lively fish), cut it in half, and then cut it into many small pieces. Everything is ready, except for the temperature.
The water in the pot is dry. It's time to pour oil into the pot. It's time, and my hand holding the oil bottle is shaking, afraid that the oil will spill after draining. At this time, my wise master found out and said with a smile, "Don't be afraid, as long as there is no water, oil won't spill." With this sentence, I boldly tried it, ah, sure enough! When pouring oil, quickly pour the eggs into the pot. "Wait until the oil is hot." I saw there seemed to be smoke in the pot, and then I looked at my aunt, who gave me a look. I quickly poured the eggs into the pot.
"Zla!" There was an oil explosion, which was really earth-shattering for me. I picked up a spatula and stir-fried it carefully for fear that the oil would explode on my hand. The egg that has just arrived in the pot first looks like a watery pattern that gradually spreads outward, and then looks like a big cake with milky bubbles on it. Next, stir fry a few times, put eggs, and then pour tomatoes, which is another "zi la la" oil explosion. Then pour in the eggs and stir fry for a while. After they are mixed together, put some salt and sprinkle some chopped green onion on it. Soon, delicious scrambled eggs with tomatoes came out of the pot.
The battlefield of the kitchen war may have fallen, but I think I still won the war because I saw this satisfied smile on my aunt's face.
It's dead of night now. I was sleeping when I was awakened by a loud noise. I wanted to have a look, so I walked to find the sound. It turns out that there is a "world war" going on in the kitchen.
The pot stood up, the dishes and chopsticks ran out of the cupboard with joy, and the rice cooker came out slowly and proudly, like a gentleman. The "World War" began. Ladies and gentlemen, please open your eyes and look at this "world war"!
"I have the greatest ability. People put dishes on me and stir them around, and a delicious dish was born! " The pot said proudly.
The bowl panicked and immediately stood up and said, "Without me, where do people put fried food?" Can't you eat in the dark? "
Chopsticks also spoke slowly: "What's your use? Without me, people can only eat with their hands. I believe that people can't do this! "
The rice cooker, which is usually unknown, also spoke today: "You are not important, the most important thing is me." People are iron rice and steel, and people can't leave me. "
Just as they were arguing about whose skill was good, the rice cooker went on to say, "Everyone says they are good at it, so let Grandpa Basket judge!" "
Grandpa Basket, a respected man, sat there without saying a word. Pots, bowls, chopsticks, and electric plates rushed forward and asked, "Grandpa Basket, Grandpa Basket, come, who has the greatest skill?"
Grandpa Basket said kindly, "You are so capable that no one can live without you. But we can't be proud, we must work together to create a better tomorrow for mankind! "
The two brothers seemed to understand and nodded thoughtfully.
The night is quiet again.
Kitchen War Composition 5 "Go ……" In the kitchen, the roar of the soldiers sounded. It turns out that the fruits and vegetables in the kitchen had a big fight like people.
Cabbages stretched out their arms and knocked down one opponent after another with their fists; Watermelon's huge body overwhelmed many dishes; The thorns on durian stab the enemy everywhere. One of them has a very powerful weapon-the pot. They led the enemy to the pot, and then let a few powerful cabbages throw the enemy into the pot and turn on the fire. Sometimes, when you throw it out, only a few go in.
They are also called "Zhuang Zhuang Gang" and "Strong Gang". Both sides are notorious gangs in the fruit and vegetable kingdom, and today's fight is exactly what everyone hopes.
Thousands of "arrows" formed a rain of arrows and hit many strong soldiers. "Arrow Rain" is coming again! They held high the iron bowl shield to stop the disorderly arrows. Arrows are just some onions they stole before they sold them in the store.
On the battlefield, the most striking thing is a flexible potato. When it moves forward, it defends and attacks with its own "stick" and iron bowl shield. He has defeated many enemies and is about to defeat the Zhuang Zhuang Gang! He ran for victory!
In a short time, the strong gang was eliminated. The soldiers lifted it, and the strong people enjoyed the joy of victory. Everyone said, "I would like to be a military groom, better than a scholar!" " "
At night, the bedroom and living room are quiet. "Go!" came from the kitchen. "kill!" The sound of fighting turned out to be a fierce battle between vegetables and fruits.
They are divided into two camps, the king cabbage, smelly king durian, projector edamame and pumpkin form the king team; Tomatoes, peppers, celery and cucumbers form a winning team.
The Kings' edamame took the lead in launching the attack. They rained bullets on each other's positions, and the winning team was caught off guard, and their comrades were shot one after another. This made tomatoes and peppers furious and sprayed red liquid mixed with spicy taste on each other. Suddenly, the winning team's edamame and pumpkin covered their eyes and cried, and the camp was in chaos by this counterattack. In order to stabilize the morale, Chinese cabbage took out its own killer weapon-separation, and only listened to the magical separation sound of Chinese cabbage leaves, flying like a sword to the winning team. Celery and cucumber took the lead, holding the pot cover as a shield in one hand and waving a spoon in the other, and finally held the camp.
Durian saw that the killer of the king of vegetables didn't work, so he quickly went into battle in person. When the other party saw it, durian covered in steel needles ran past them, scared to retreat again and again and hid in the camp. Durian smiled cunningly, took out his smelly bomb and threw it into the camp of the winning team. As a result, all the winning teams were defeated. ...
"oh! Oh! Oh! " The cock crowed outside the house, and the first ray of sunshine in the morning entered the house. Fruits and vegetables quickly packed up the battlefield and returned to their original positions, and the kitchen was calm again.