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Guo: Oh, there are so many people.

Y: I'm glad, too.

Guo: There are quite a few people coming. I am very happy.

Y: changed the words!

Guo: I was just about to come out. Tired,

Y: Why are you so tired?

Guo: I just got back from going out.

Y: O。

Guo: To Hefei,

Y: yes,

Guo: I can't get through the time difference.

Y: Is there a time difference in Hefei?

Guo: Didn't everyone say the time difference?

Y: That was the time difference when I came back from abroad.

Guo: Oh. I am glad to see so many friends, and I feel happy in my heart. Everyone loved that program just now, and the applause thundered.

Yes

Guo: It's called quick fight.

Y: Allegro.

Guo: Allegro. This passage is called Shuang Suoshan.

Y: hey.

Guo: Xian Xian Xian, sentence after sentence,

Y: it's a big set.

Guo: Passion makes people pee.

Y: Pee?

Guo: As far as it is concerned,

Y: stop it. They said that the actor didn't pee when he sang Allegro.

Guo: That is to say, people are so happy that they want to cry. What's that called?

Yu: It makes people cry.

Guo: It makes people cry.

Y: It has nothing to do with urine.

Guo: It makes people cry. All right! But I want to ask the audience a question.

Y: What's the problem?

Guo: Everyone knows that Allegro sounds good. What are you listening to? Some people say they only listen to A Le, er, others say they only listen to a crisp sound.

Y: right.

Guo: No, that's a mistake. No matter cross talk, allegro or literary form, we can't look at his superficial surface.

Y: Oh, what are you listening to?

Guo: You have to educate people about this kind of thing!

Y: I've said a lot recently.

Guo: Wrong, all wet.

Y: You still have to educate people?

Guo: It must be instructive.

Y: I have to learn something.

Guo: Whether it's 20 yuan or how much, it's the same as last class.

Y: So everyone came to class?

Guo: That's right ~ ~!

Y: what?

Guo: It must be. Take Allegro just now, Gao Junbao and Liu Jinding. What do they mean?

Y: What does this mean?

Guo: This shows that the young couple are willing to give up their personal gains and losses for the sake of national construction.

Y: where is this word?

Guo: Comrade, your consciousness is not good.

Y: I don't understand.

Guo: You should be conscious, listen to the truth and teach people noble things.

Y: Look at this character. Is it noble? Noble. Is that what you do?

Guo: It's not good for us to look down on this man!

Y: Stand up straight and talk.

Guo: You have to understand what I mean.

Y: what did you say?

Guo: You should study. In order to make progress, people should strengthen their study.

Y: You are right.

Guo: (pointing down) You must go up, OK? Keep moving.

Y: This is down. It doesn't matter where it is.

Guo: (looking up)

Y: Turn now.

Guo: Only in this way can we serve our country well. It is right for us to be a man who makes no mistakes and be a noble man.

Y: that's true.

Guo: Of course, we didn't realize this before, so we must study. Do you know that?/You know what?

Yu: study.

Guo: There lived a scholar at the gate. He is also the leader of a certain unit. He is sober. Learn from others!

Y: ask someone else.

Guo: Of course, people have to work during the day, so we have to meet and ask when we have time. At night, I was blocked at the door. As soon as I saw him pushing his bike out, I quickly surrounded him.

Y: I'm not ashamed to ask questions.

Guo: Please explain it theoretically. People tell us what happened.

Y: I see.

Guo: I was suddenly enlightened after listening to it. I asked for three hours, and I told you that people were not bored. Finally, people looked at their watches and said, "It's too late. Let's talk about it another day. It is getting late. I have to go to the karaoke bar to pick up my wife from work. " (pedaling)

Y: Come back, come back. What kind of leader is this?

Guo: Pick up my family.

Y: What family members? Working in a karaoke bar?

Guo: I thought to myself, alas, they are right. Learn from them.

Y: Where does your wife work?

Guo: (called Yu Qian) Bah!

Y: Not everything, right?

Guo: Shit, that's what I mean. People must study hard and receive education. Man struggles upwards, but urine flows downwards.

Oh! Too dirty, you.

Guo: What do you mean?

Y: Water flows downwards. Although they are all liquids, there is no such metaphor.

Guo: I hate this actor's speech. Not level. You have no good effect on the construction of spiritual civilization. I don't like your things. Tell the truth. You can understand what I mean, right?

Y: I see.

Guo: I know everything, right? So I hope everyone will choose to listen to cross talk in the future.

Y: Do you also choose crosstalk?

Guo: Hey, is it noble? Can you teach people to learn well? What education you can get and what inspiration you can get for your work must be like this.

Y: What was the inspiration? Listen to the stereo, Bay.

Guo: Bah!

Y: Are you bothering me?

Guo: Secular things, selective listening to cross talk.

Y: how to choose?

Guo: You have a cross talk called anti-gossiping.

Yes

Guo: You can't listen to this cross talk.

Y: what's the matter

Guo: It's too poisonous.

Y: what's the matter

Guo: Look at the words inside, "Then I will be your father and you will be my father, huh? Is your mother happy? " I never listen to this kind of work, you know?

Y: You are familiar with words. Why don't you listen to this?

Guo: I never listen to these things. I am very picky. Listen.

Y: Then you must have heard a lot.

Guo: Listen critically. And your "Latin film", holding a fan, said, "Look? See? " How cruel is it to hit people?

Y: It's a means.

Guo: After all these years, you still hit people on the stage. Destroyed the image of the actor. Don't you just let people see your foreign films?

Y: that's what it means.

Guo: Persuasion education.

What do you mean?

Guo: Comrade, in order to prosper our cultural market and make our spiritual civilization blossom everywhere in urban and rural areas, please watch foreign films.

Y: I don't even look at it, let alone when you say look at it.

Guo: That won't do. I don't care about that You must be noble.

Y: isn't it?

Guo: Do you really know how to clean this thing?

Y: clean?

Guo: Well, it must be. I am very inspired. I pay great attention to my words and deeds everywhere now.

Y: and you?

Guo: I pay the most attention. I pay attention to wherever I go. Walking into the street, I met a rogue who molested women, and my anger came up.

Y: Your complaint is unfair.

Guo: Oh, I feel so bad. I sat down silently.

Y: sit down?

Guo: I have carefully observed this rascal.

Y: why?

Guo: How on earth does he flirt with women?

Yu: harm! What are you going to learn from him?

Guo: I look at it critically.

Y: Why are you watching this?

Guo: I pay attention to these details. I'm not degenerate at all. I didn't even close my eyes.

Y: I can't open my eyes.

Guo: I hate it. I wonder, the same person, why is he like this? This is not right.

Y: O。

Guo: How can you flirt with women?

Yes

Guo: This shows that he has not eliminated the pernicious influence of the old society.

Y: I think too much.

Guo: Isn't it? My heart is very uncomfortable and my sense of justice is constantly expanding. I really, really can't bear to see it.

Y: ah, yes.

Guo: But I can't bear to let this rascal suffer.

Y: Wait a minute, hooligans suffer?

Guo: That woman is too strong.

Y: Aren't you afraid of that woman flirting with hooligans?

Guo: Oh, I feel very sad. In the old society, the evil old society, local tyrants and evil gentry and landlords bullied these poor people. Now this rogue still has such a bad influence on him, which we can't tolerate.

Y: I can't stand it.

Guo: In the end, I really can't stand it. I stood up and held out my hand.

Y: Give him a punch.

Guo: I stopped a car. Go, take me home, go.

Did you leave?

Guo: Alas, the society is peaceful, and I don't care who gives a rogue a mouth.

What is your theory?

Guo: Looking out of the window, I saw this woman with tears all over her face and crying. My heart is surging, and I meditate on Li Bai's "Boundless Autumn Night".

Y: what did you say?

Guo: It's getting cold, the wind is surging, and the autumn moon is boundless. The mood that worries me seems to pass by day, although I don't. . Stop me, you!

You are such a mess. You don't sing anymore, do you

Guo: I have no taste in my heart!

Y: Isn't it a smell?

Guo: I hate that rascal. Everyone in your world is like this. How can we be peaceful and safe?

Y: oh, no.

Guo: I don't feel well, so we must study harder.

Y: Is this also study?

Guo: Comrades, we should always study and wash these things in our souls, you know? So you can't relax for a moment.

Y: You made it clear that your mouth is loose.

Guo: Learn.

What are you studying?

Guo: Understand state affairs. Right? (High-five) In line with international standards, these things in our country include an idiom.

Y: what?

Guo: Bird flu. You must study, from the pre-Qin period,

Y: Is bird flu an idiom?

Guo: That's right.

Y: What idiom? How can bird flu be an idiom?

Guo: The historical story of bird flu.

Y: What historical story?

Guo: Look, don't you study?

Y: Is there bird flu in the book?

Guo: You study hard. With this historical story,

Y: where?

Guo: I am crying for the Great Wall.

Y: Are you crying because of bird flu?

Guo: No, I don't study, you know?

Y: what's the matter

Guo: Very beautiful, very beautiful.

Y: Can you say something else?

Guo: When she finished crying, the Great Wall collapsed. Qin Shihuang likes her very much and wants to play hooligans with her. Qin Shihuang wanted to play hooligans, and Meng Jiangnv said, Don't you dare! Bird flu!

Y: Is this bird flu? Is this a historical story?

Guo: It's been thousands of years. So far, you have seen such a big event.

Y: ok!

Guo: You have to study. No empty talk, no nonsense.

Y: well, yes.

Guo: Actually, we should study hard. By the year 2000, our country will be rich and strong. Let's swing on the moon!

Y: OK, OK, it's 2005!

Guo: Are you confused?

Y: Am I confused or are you confused? It's 2005 and 2006.

Guo: Nobody told me?

Y: can't you live?

Guo: Did your neighborhood committee inform you?

Y: Do you know that neighborhood committees don't read monthly cards?

Guo: Oh? Is it?

Y: I should know this.

Guo: Are you kidding?

Y: Everyone here knows who doesn't live.

Guo: Anyway, I just want the country to be rich and strong.

Y: You, it's no use talking empty words. You start practicing. I can see that you, everything is on your lips, but it's actually irrelevant at all.

(A child in the audience said, "Yes!" )

Y: I'm telling you,

Guo: (Guo points to the child and says to Qian:) Is this your father?

Y: Who is like my father at our age?

Guo: I do!

Y: Don't bargain with me here. What about you, you know?

Guo: Stop quibbling!

Y: Even children can see that you are called "the giant of words and the dwarf of action". You should talk less and do more practical things. It's true. Don't say that again. I especially don't like listening to those who comment on our cross talk. Don't judge us.

Guo: Yes, yes, (shaking hands with Yu and bowing to Yu)

Y: why?

Guo: You are absolutely right. You're talking to my heart.

Y: Do you think so?

Guo: Thank you! Scholar! (Bowing again)

Y: My wife is a good person! Let's start with the head.

Guo: I feel bad when you talk about the depths of my soul. Yes, all walks of life are advancing by leaps and bounds, and everyone is fine. Only I am behind. I take a step back. I'm behind. I'm unlucky. I was killed. I was killed. I was killed. Hey, I can add words!

Y: I can also add words to this!

Guo: Tell me another difficult one!

Y: yes! Do you want to be practical?

Guo: I, I want to study, I want to study hard and I want to catch up with you.

Y: Oh,

Guo: I will catch up with all of you. I want to contribute to my country. I have made up my mind.

Y: why?

Guo: I can't go on like this. I want to make some contributions.

Y: why?

Guo: I'm with everyone. I swear,

Y: Oh, I swear,

Guo: From tonight on, I will study hard and never do anything wrong, dream or talk big again.

Y: hey,

Guo: No empty talk,

Y: right,

Guo: Don't lie, I'll try my best, otherwise I won't be a good son and daughter of the motherland and I won't be worthy to be a citizen of China, No.45, No.2, You 'anmenwai, Fengtai District, Beijing.

Y: I clearly remember living there!

Guo: Yes, I will work hard. Do you support me?

Y: I will definitely support your efforts.

Guo: Do you look down on me?

Y: no

Guo: Huh?

Y: no, no.

Guo: You encouraged me?

Y: I absolutely support you.

Guo: Really?

Y: I only did it for you.

K: Thank you. I decided to study. What should I do when I study?

Y: think about it.

Guo: I'm a scientist.

Y: it's not that easy.

Guo: Work hard. Scientists are people, too.

Y: it's not easy

Guo: Everything is easy to handle. I need something unpopular.

Y: A scientist?

Guo: In order to study science, I want to buy some bottles, get some jars and put them in the house.

Y: raise crickets?

Guo: I put the medicine aside, and I studied which one can be fried and which one can be fried.

Y: Tiananmen Square? I'm catching this. Let me tell you something.

Guo: Look down on me. You don't take me seriously.

Y: Either you buy bottles or you are a scientist?

Guo: I study and do experiments. I am a blank scientist.

Is it?

Guo: I must practice hard. After my practice, I will benefit mankind, my scientific invention, huh? Me!

Y: Do you have a pick? What are you doing? What is this?

Guo: No, scientific things. First of all, I want to install a 2000-story elevator in the Himalayas.

Y: Aren't you talking nonsense?

Guo: 2000 floors! There's food on every floor,

Y: eat?

Guo: There are pancakes on the first floor, fried dough sticks on the second floor, pancake fruit on the third floor and toilets on the fourth floor.

Y: the bathroom?

Guo: Yes, and then go up. There are toilets on the fourth floor, all kinds of toilets.

Oh,

Guo: I started eating from the fourth floor, including steamed stuffed bun, jiaozi wonton, noodles, fried cake and red sesame seed cake. I will go back to the fourth floor to have a rest after eating one.

Y: ok! This is also very simple.

Guo: I've been fiddling with this. Yes, I want to install a big elevator. I want to take a roller coaster in Tiananmen Square.

Y: Tiananmen Square roller coaster?

Guo: Oh! Oh! Have fun around the Monument to Heroes!

Y: It was a close call.

Guo: This is the principle of mechanism. I also want to study water conservancy projects,

Y: Where does this work?

Guo: On Chang 'an Avenue,

Y: huh?

Guo: I hit Jianguomen here and strangled it. Fuxingmen was strangled here, and both sides refused to let him go. Chang 'an Street built a pool with cement and fixed it.

Y: why?

Guo: Let's let the water flow, let's let's flush. Oh! Tu! Have fun! There is a pass, every 5 yuan.

Y: Well, it's not enough to pay the rent, you know! What are you doing there?

Guo: Anyway, I'm going to invent. I want to be a scientist. Guys, look at me! It won't be so easy to see me again, and it won't be easy to let me out later.

Y: come back quickly!

Guo: I am a great scientist, thank you! You encouraged me, thank you, thank you! (Shake hands with Yu, bow, wave and bow to the audience)

Y: It's very polite.

Guo: Thank you! I want to buy a dictionary, a pencil and an eraser.

Y: Now you start to learn by reading?

Guo: Starting from tonight, I will go back to learn English first, aoebpmf, and I will recite it! I'll write it. Bye! I have to go. Xinhua Bookstore will close soon. I bought that dictionary. Goodbye! Thank you, thank you for your thunderous applause, thank you! (Step down)

Y: Well, he has no idea. Well, it's good to be willing to learn.

Guo: (coming back) Teacher Yu, do you think I can do it? Do you think Tiananmen Square is vulnerable to electricity?

Y: I have to ask now.

Guo: There is another one, Chang 'an Street 1, how to get to No.4?

Y: That's equivalent to installing a submarine.

Guo: Is it allowed by the state?

Y: I think it's a matter of life and death.

Guo: Otherwise, I won't do it. Don't make trouble.

Y: hey.

Guo: One more thing, I don't know how to buy a dictionary.

Y: I still can't read

Guo: Why should I buy that? Let me do something else!

Hey, you'd better look around.

Guo: What do you mean no service?

Yes, it's within my power.

Guo: What should I do? I will be a strategist,

Y: It's hard enough for you to be a strategist again?

Guo: Military strategists are also talents that our country needs.

Y: I always feel uncomfortable with your gestures.

Guo: Soldiers,

Y: How can a soldier have this?

Guo: I study, I buy those books, about the Napoleonic wars,

Y: Do you also study this?

Guo: About Hitler's war,

Y: O。

Guo: With regard to the eight-year war of resistance,

Yu: classic battle.

Guo: I have to learn all these. I must study hard.

Y: What about learning to bake sesame cakes? What are you doing? What is this? Turn over the books!

Guo: Yes, I am a strategist. I'll buy that green polyester kapok as a military uniform later.

Y: Do you want to be a military uniform?

Guo: I'll try first.

Y: Oh,

Guo: Is it nice?

Y: O。

Guo: A brand-new strategist is about to appear in front of everyone (starting to lift his pants).

Y: That's not the toilet in the back!

Guo: The waistband is loose.

Y: all right, strategist, tighten up!

Guo: Great. World peace depends on me.

Where are you?

Guo: I stopped the terrorists from coming and grabbed my neck. "bang!" Give me a big ear sticker,

Y: Naked hand-to-hand combat?

Guo: Go through his pockets. Do you have any cigarettes? (frisk, smoke)

Y: Will the terrorists let go after smoking this cigarette?

Guo: If you want to take someone else's, you have to give it to someone else.

Y: ok! Is that why you smoke?

Guo: I like this lighter.

Y: oh, my god,

Guo: Square, electroplated, and still ringing.

Y: well, don't do that.

Guo: American, and expensive, hundreds of one.

Y: American terrorists?

Guo: Never mind where it is, I found it. Put it in my pocket.

Y: ok.

Guo: Another one, I "bang!" Rummaging through my pockets, rich and poor, it's all mine,

Y: I changed the way of robbery.

Guo: The army.

Y: Did the army go through other people's things?

Guo: If you don't give it to me, I'll punch him and slap him with my next foot. I'll hit him on the head with a big flowerpot.

Y: ok! What kind of weapon is this?

Guo: His eyes are all stitched up.

Y: it's too difficult.

Guo: He died unjustly, but it wouldn't be so unjust. His father is Yang Naiwu and his mother is Dou E.

Y: ok! This is so unfair!

Guo: I can call more than 100 a day. Get some lighters. Put the unpacked ones aside. I opened a shop and sold it. By the way, I want to form an army,

Y: form an army?

Guo: I found that many people don't work or go to school. They are all my soldiers. I bought two pieces of green cloth, made uniforms for them, took care of their jackets and pants, and went home to wear yours. Buy green rubber shoes, the kind that runs fast, one pair for each person. I give them training, military training,

Y: military training.

Guo: Stand still, with the big one in front and the small one behind.

Y: The little man standing in the back? Is this still visible? That?

Guo: I do, because I have sold apples before.

Y: ok! All right, everybody to the front.

Guo: Great, I have my own army, and I will award the title myself.

Y: Give yourself a title?

Guo: In the future, the state will manage it, but now you can't manage it yourself?

Y: Do it yourself?

Guo: Tell them to call me, not the commander or the general.

Y: What's your name?

Guo: Call me boss.

Y: boss?

Guo: I call them brothers. I have a chief of staff named Pheasant, who lit it with my lighter.

Y: Have you watched too many Hong Kong movies?

Guo: OK, I will be a military adviser in the near future. (Shooting action) Poof!

Y: shoot,

Guo: (kneeling) Poof!

Y: Kneel down and shoot.

Guo: (get down, Yu Qian helps him up, throws the fan as a Grenade, and then covers his ears and throws it beside him)

Y: Where are the grenades? Throw the Grenade up?

Guo: Shoot! (pointing to Yu Qian) Why don't you shoot him! I am a soldier, thank you. I rode a horse with a knife, with troops and a military cap (with a towel on my head).

Y: (grabs the towel) This thing is dirty.

Guo: I am a great soldier! Thank you, thank you for supporting me, (salute) thank you! (Turning around, shaking hands) You encourage me, and I will succeed!

Y: Let's go, yes, let's go!

Guo: Huh? I bought green cloth. Can I bring you a suit?

Y: no need!

Guo: I still need a lady who presses the village there.

Y: What unit is this?

Guo: Goodbye! (Step down)

Y: Let's go! This is a fog cover. I'm running my own army. This is the first time I have heard of it. Whatever.

Guo: (on the stage) May I, Miss Yu?

Y: Do you do this?

Guo: I'm thinking about it. Can the army take pictures?

Y: Ask the troops if they have any photos first.

Guo: Illegal! The army is illegal?

Y: huh? Never heard of it,

Guo: They didn't take any photos.

Y: not according to the country, that is to say.

Guo: Country? My surname is Guo, too.

Y: Guo's? What do you think of Deyun Society? The whole country

Guo: Country? Individuals are not allowed to do it?

Y: no

K: Let's discuss it.

Y: Don't discuss it, there isn't.

Guo: No, you deserve it. Do something else. Why not serve your country? To serve the people, I want to be a writer, alas, that's all.

Yu: writer,

Guo: Not really.

Y: Not good at counting, this.

Guo: I write "here" at home every day.

Y: Make it clear first! Write "here"?

Guo: Write "here" every day.

Y: write!

Guo: Word? There's something wrong with your mouth.

Y: Is there something wrong with my mouth?

Guo: Write what?

Y: So, write it.

Guo: OK, I can write, and I will become a great writer in the near future. I swear, starting from tonight, starting from tonight, I won't do anything, write.

Y: Oh, just practicing calligraphy?

Guo: Hey, classical literature,

Y: is that all right?

Guo: No problem! I will write Water Margin first.

Y: You don't need to write Water Margin. Someone has already written it.

Guo: I'll write him a more complicated one.

Y: Isn't that Water Margin, too?

Guo: I mixed the Three Kingdoms with the Water Margin.

Y: huh? Can you still watch it?

Guo: What is there to see? I wrote the Water Margin, I wrote Liangshan in Shui Bo, then I wrote the story of Liangshan in Shui Bo, then I wrote Liangshan hero, and then I wrote another one.

Y: Why do you need so many names?

Guo: No, write another one, Ximen Qing and his woman, which is my favorite. Write this first!

Y: Write "Jin Ping Mei" first?

Guo: Hey, it was changed after the TV play was finished.

Y: TV series?

Guo: 50 episodes, 100 episodes!

On: 100 episode?

Guo: 100 TV series, 50 yuan 1 episode. Get rich!

On: 100 episode, 50 yuan 1 episode,

Guo: Then you will be rich! Find the crew and pay! Let me count. Oh, it's all Qian Xin's 10.

On: 100 None.

Guo: I took it home and threw it on the kang. My wife and I looked at each other. Did you get a look at him? Make money! Turn on the TV when cooking. I watch News Network. I'm full. Bah, it's too salty. Make me a soup.

Y: what a mess? Then make a soup! You don't even bring your own.

Guo: Take boiled water and make a soup. I'm amazing. After I go out, I buy a car. I ride a bike very fast. I pedal hard.

Y: A bike?

Guo: I'm not afraid to waste shoes anymore.

Y: Yes, not the main road.

Guo: Who wants to walk? I bought a car. I'll run a lap first.

Y: Well, if you are tired, you will vomit blood.

Guo: Happy, I am rich. I bought a military coat and a new one, which also fulfilled my strategist's dream. Great, I'm very happy. Thank you. A great writer will be born in the near future.

Y: here we go again.

Guo: Thank you. I will be one of them in the near future. Thank you for supporting me. I will start studying tonight. Thank you! (Take the initiative to shake hands with Yu Qian, hug and ignore love)

Y: what's the matter

Guo: I'm leaving. Just because it's cheap now, didn't you let me sign it?

Y: I remember it all.

Guo: It's fifty cents a word now, but when I become a great writer in the future, I can't get less than five dollars.

Y: No one is looking for it now.

Guo: No?

Y: no!

Guo: Regret! Regret! I am going back today. I learn to write my own name first. (Step down)

Y: You can't write your own name yet. This one? Nonsense, full of lies, this man is not straight at all, I can see that.

Guo: Teacher Yu,

Y: ah.

Guo: Do you think I can do it?

Y: I don't think you can!

Guo: You think I can't. What should I do? Are you still short of people in your line of work?

Y: no shortage!

Guo: Is there a commander in your line of work?

Y: What do we need the commander to do?

Guo: Do you want a writer?

Y: no!

Guo: Do you want a scientist?

Y: no, don't!

Guo: No? Can you give me a monthly ticket?

Y: why?

Guo: Give me a monthly ticket for your performance.

Y: no! Come as little as possible.

Guo: None, damn it! You don't take me seriously. When I become a great person, I will break up with you. I went home to practice and began to learn from me at night.

Y: It's very late now. It's getting dark!

Guo: It serves you right. It will be sunny tomorrow.

Y: huh? Didn't you say it would start tonight?

K: Night is night. I'm not sure what night it is.

Y: Fuck you!