We asked a key question: Is it big?

The lovely girl is very angry. Call us crazy.

Then she said something about them.

Lovely girls and ugly boys used to be just good friends. Cute girls like to eat ice cream. Once, the ugly boy's tutor invited him to a buffet, which would give everyone an ice cream. He was about to open it when a friend next to him said that it was very expensive ice cream. It's delicious!

He stopped eating buffet, took ice cream, trotted all the way, ran back to school and gave it to his lovely sister.

Sister Meng said it was the first time to eat Haxx, no, it was to drink Haxx.

When I came home for the New Year, the lovely girl took the train and the ugly boy took her to the railway station.

The cute girl said that she bought a box of chocolates for the boy she likes.

The ugly boy said nothing.

When the ticket is about to enter the station, the ugly boy takes out an ice pack from his bag and puts two ice creams in it, which is the favorite taste of the lovely girl.

He said, take it. You can eat on the train later.

She took the chocolate out of her bag, handed it to the ugly boy and said, you eat it.

The ugly boy said, I remember you said you would give it to someone you like.

The lovely girl said: Yes.

The ugly boy understood, his eyes were red, and he hesitated for a long time before he dared to reach out and hug her.

Many times, we decide to be with that person, probably because of the smallest thing.

2

Just like a friend of mine said that her boyfriend proposed to him several times, and she said, Oh, why get married? We can have sex without getting married anyway. It's not necessary.

Once, she bought half a watermelon to go home, put it in the refrigerator and turned to watch Korean dramas.

My boyfriend came back from work and said he was thirsty. Do you have anything with ice?

She said there were watermelons.

The boyfriend asked, then do you eat?

She said, you eat first. Leave me alone.

When she watched two episodes of Korean dramas with satisfaction, she looked back at the watermelon. All the sides were dug clean, leaving a big piece in the middle, which is the sweetest part of the watermelon, just like an island in the sea.

While eating watermelon, she said to her boyfriend, hey, are you free tomorrow?

Boyfriend asked, what are you doing when you are free?

She said, we have nothing to do anyway, so let's get married tomorrow.

three

I know a girl who broke up with her ex-boyfriend because of a plate of fried rice with eggs.

As soon as I heard this reason, I called her a bully

She said that you should scold this sentence first, and then scold the rest when I finish, okay?

She has dinner with her boyfriend and her two friends.

My boyfriend ordered a big plate of fried rice with eggs for girls to eat.

The girl said, I won't eat. I put chopped green onion in the fried rice with eggs.

Boyfriend is upset. Stop fooling around and eat.

Girls are a little wronged, but I really don't like chopped green onion.

My boyfriend took a deep breath, looked at her and said, just a little chopped green onion, so what if you eat it? It won't die!

Girls are also angry. I don't like eating. Why did you force me? You are sick.

Boyfriend is also very anxious. Our friends are here, so why don't you give me some fucking face and let you eat a meal, not shit! What about you?

So the quarrel between the two people rose to the point where you don't care about me after all, and you love me or not. . . .

So it became a big tear and broke up on the spot.

The two buddies next to me are also stupid enough. It is said that he also took out a bag of melon seeds to watch them quarrel.

Later, the girl found a new boyfriend.

The first time I went to my boyfriend's house for dinner, I heard him in the kitchen and said to his mother, Mom, do you cook fried rice with eggs? Then remember not to put chopped green onion.

His mother was surprised. Gee, you have loved fried rice with eggs since you were a child, and you have more chopped green onion.

Boyfriend said, but girlfriend doesn't like chopped green onion.

The girl is very surprised. She has been dating for more than half a year. Every time she cooks fried rice with eggs, he doesn't put onions. She always thought he didn't like chopped green onion either.

It turns out that not every boy only cares about himself and doesn't care about each other.

Every time I have dinner with him and his friends, he will ask first, which one do you want to eat?

His buddies spit, damn it, we're not human, why don't you ask us?

He will answer, I won't marry you, get out.

Then give her vegetables and shrimp in front of her friends.

If he loves you, he will remember every little thing he ate.

He will respect your preferences and won't force you to eat something you don't like for his own face.

four

I like the Korean drama Please Answer 1988 very much recently. Sun-woo, the warmest boy in the world, lived alone with his mother after his father died. Her mother is also the king of dark cooking. Ham is delicious no matter how it is cooked, but she can still make it salty. Scrambled eggs always have shells in them.

I'm never picky about food. I eat well every day.

One day, he was eating out with his friends in gay friends, and when he got home, he found that he had forgotten to eat his mother's lunch. He slipped out of the door, sat on the steps, took out his lunch, and nibbled at the terrible rice. Take the eggshell out of your mouth.

The narrator here is: Many times, love is to give each other an illusion. For example, eating bad food makes mom feel like the king of cooking.

During my father's affair, he was dissatisfied with all the dishes my mother cooked.

Mom fried Sichuan pork. He said the meat was too old and he picked it up in the vegetable market.

My mother made shredded pork with fish flavor. He said that shredded pork was cut in different sizes, so ugly that I lost my appetite.

Mother's local chicken soup, he said, why is it so weak? Did you put the chicken in for a bath before serving?

If it was a joke, his face didn't smile.

He's really disgusted.

He used to brag that his mother's cooking was delicious.

In fact, the taste of the dishes cooked by my mother has never changed.

Only his love has changed.

five

A friend and boyfriend are long-distance lovers. The biggest theme of the video every day is to ask, what did you eat?

She knows that her boyfriend is a technical house and will always order takeout from the two restaurants she knows best.

Always order only fixed dishes.

She will still ask, what did you eat?

Everyone laughed that the two of them chatted on video all day just to say these trivial things. So boring.

They decided not to ask you what to eat any more.

However, after a while, they found some strange things.

Because knowing what the other person eats is the most real concern.

It's like I'm with him. I'm involved in every detail of his life.

Don't ask this question, I feel farther away from each other.

They decided to live with oil, salt, sauce and vinegar all their lives and be bored all their lives.

Many people say it's just a meal. How amazing.

However, love is a small matter.

We always ask each other over and over again on the phone and WeChat. Have you eaten?

The so-called love is not nothing to say, not being willing to listen to every nonsense you say, nor knowing what you eat every day. Every sentence "Have you eaten" is "I miss you so much".