But today, I especially think that the black bear child and his logic are sometimes really funny, so let's share his divine logic!
Diet competition
My nephew likes to compete with others in everything, especially eating. Actually, I think he's smart, but eating games is really stupid.
When eating, you always take the biggest bowl, hold the most rice, put a lot of dishes on it, and then bury yourself in it. Why? Because he holds the biggest bowl and holds the most rice, he eats faster than others. .....
And although it is a competition, although others have finished their meals long before him, he is always happy as long as his mother says to give him a small red flower. ......
air conditioning equipment
Sometimes on weekends, when I play with my sister, he will suddenly come over and say to me.
"Uncle, uncle, can you play small fish (a pseudonym)?"
"Xiao Ming (a pseudonym), what happened to my sister? Why do you want your uncle to beat your sister? " Of course I look stupid. Why should I hit my sister?
"Xiaoyu is not obedient. She wants to sit in front of the air conditioner and blow. Mom said she would catch a cold. She is disobedient. She is a bad boy. Go and hit her. "
"Well, since Xiaoyu is disobedient, why don't you go back and tell your mother to come fishing later?" Actually, it's embarrassing. I didn't know what to say to him, so I left this pot with my sister-in-law.
"good ~"
Xiao hong Hua Zan
My nephew is a proud child. In fact, he is only four years old this year, but he can already pretend. He likes to compete with others, like being praised, and like little red flowers. Sometimes when he meets new friends, he always asks others.
"Are you a good boy? How many little red flowers do you have? "
Generally speaking, this kind of scene appears outside the school, and both parents are present. Every time he asks this question, the other person is always embarrassed.
Then my sister-in-law will say that this brother or sister likes eating very much and is obedient, so how many small red flowers does he have, more than you, so Xiao Ming, you should refuel, eat well and do your homework, and ask mom's teacher to give you more small red flowers. .....
Many times, my nephew is a very obedient, a little proud and likes little red flowers. But he always has some Xiong Haizi attributes, especially stubborn.
For example, eating, although he likes to compete with others to eat, sometimes he doesn't want to eat, and my sister-in-law doesn't feel bad. She always stops until the hanger is crooked.
The clothes rack at home has been crooked several times, and he is still like this. He occasionally attacks several times and refuses to eat. I don't know why he feels ambivalent. Xiong Haizi is really an incomprehensible creature! Xiong Haizi