Broken-hearted person

1. It doesn't matter, what matters is. ...

2. Don't regret it if you order it.

Don't forget to turn off the lights for me.

Don't call me if it's okay. I'll call you if I need anything.

King Arthur

1. Poor people must have something hateful.

Shakespeare said: It's ridiculous that ninjas came to the campus to attack us in broad daylight!

Shakespeare said you were ... dead.

4. This is the senior guava middle school ... Unfortunately, I hate this kind of educator the most ... Where is the junior guava middle school? "

5. Shakespeare: "To be or not to be, that is a question."

6. (Picking up the phone): Hello! Dad, you died a terrible death.

7. King Arthur: Say it again if you dare.

Jason Scar: I said your KO3 was bought with the money of your father's Longtu gang.

King Arthur: Say it again 100 times.

Jason Scar: I said I said your KO3 was bought with the money of your father's Longtu gang.

I said your KO3 was bought with the money of your father's Longtu gang.

I said your KO3 was bought with the money of your father's Longtu gang.

I said ... hey, why should I listen to you like this? ...

8. hey! I think King Arthur has been drugged into a coma.

Was my posture ugly when I fainted? The posture is ok!

9. What is a friend? A friend is always an idiot who stands by you when he makes an unforgivable mistake.

Xiaoyu d

1. I hate violence

Someone pawned all his mobile phones, watches and rings. Hey! Hello? Say something!

3. Xiao Yu: Shakespeare said that the biggest difference between sympathy and love is ...

Arthur: Shakespeare never said that!

Xiaoyu: So I can't go on.

4. Xiaoyu: Dadong, Arthur suspects that Rex is KO2.

Arthur: Xiao Yu, are you too direct?

5. Xiaoyu: Oh

King: Young master, would you please say a few more words?

6. Don't take people away

7. Don't hit me on the head

8. dadong Angie is yours and will always be yours.

9. Angie, you love Dadong, Dadong loves you, and I will be fine.

10. Be careful. I am very inhuman.

1 1. I find that I like to torture people.

12. If you want to call me, because I have work to do.

13. I won't punch my brother with my left hand.

Kijiro

1. That's ridiculous.

2. Good, you are Voldemort.

Plus the clowns Bucky and Gollum in One Piece and the Hobbit.

You are a heavenly dark goblin with a magic level of 50, and you hooked up with a privileged woman.

3. When Giambi was introduced, he said that he was the cool guy of Devil's Island.

4. Angie: Dadong! If you don't answer the phone when you are with me, I will go back to America tomorrow.

Dadong immediately picked up the phone: Hello! I am busy! see you again

5. Dadong: What should I do if my classmates are bullied?

Student: bully back!

Tian Xin

1. How can I not let you go? If I don't let you go, something will happen to me.

I can't sleep at night if I have something on my mind. If I can't sleep at night,

I'll get up and eat like crazy, then I'll get fat and then I'll lose weight.

Then this vicious circle, you really piss me off, piss me off!

Why do you like to ask why? Why? Why? Why?

Rex: Kill you. Kill you ...

Rex: King Arthur and I duel.

Ceng Shaozong: Suppose * * is A, * * is B, * * is C and * * is D.

Kim: Brother Dong! ~

Kim: This is unbelievable!

Black Dragon: The Combination of Monty and Magic ...

Dad Dong: Don't forget to say a prayer before going to bed.

Jason Ska: Please call me Ska Jason.

Qian Laiye: Your past, present and future are bright.

Sister King Kong: My sister said ...

Sister Sha: Dadong, let's get married!

Lao Longtu: Root juice soda says: To be or not to be, it is a matter of life and death.

~ Dadong: I believe Xiu, we are waiting for the battle.

Arthur (helpless): megalomaniac, ready!

Dadong (embarrassed giggle): Really? !

Hugh (seriously): I am a strong walker.

Dadong: Well, I won't hide it now. Actually, I have a secret to tell you: that is? I'm an alien ~ (starting to play an alien)

A flock of crows flew by ~ ah, it's so cold.

Ultimate classic series

Brother Xiong: Summer, summer (no response in summer)

Brother Bear: Spring! !

Summer: clams?

Brother Xiong: What clams? My name is Han. You don't know it's spring and summer.

Summer: I don't know.

Yu Xia: The summer in our family is finally spring.

Summer: I heard that Han will move in tomorrow. I'll clean my dad first and see if the training room is awake. ...

wordless ....

(Once Brother Bear was bitten by an aphrodisiac ant, and he and the deceased ... came to find the summer the next day ...)

Brother Bear: Fortunately, I was bitten yesterday.

Summer: Yes, otherwise I don't know who to look for. ..

Brother Xiong: Looking for repair. ..

Repair?

Brother Bear: No, I mean you can help him solve it. ..

In summer, repair:

Summer: Sister, ok, I'll play it for you.

Xia Mei: Yes.

Summer: Sorry, I practiced better songs.

Ren: Brother Tian, that's amazing. I am your biggest fan. Let's go

Summer: I'm here. (Then I fainted ~) The mountains and rivers were quiet and the wind was blowing in the middle of the lake. Go, go, go in.

Ah, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go.

Ye Death: Applause ~ ~ ~

Leader: In front of Muggles, you can call me Moxibustion Dance.

Y: How dare you say that? That's rude

God: Yes! If you call it that, will it make people feel that 92 and 98 have not come together ~ a group of crows flew by.

A string: Have you ever practiced ghost control?

Day: My ghost control can only control ghost dragons for almost a minute!

A chord: one minute? ! Xiao Qiang needs six minutes to save his life! It takes an hour to buy a CD from Fahrenheit.

Yeah! Do you only have a minute? I think you're dead! I am dead! Leave me alone!

Summer: HOHOHO…… ... ...

Yu Xia: Hey, don't do that again.

Summer: Why am I still in summer?

Yu Xia: Summer, of course. Or that romantic and stupid summer.

Ghost Dragon: Yo, you Cyclops, I'm sorry, your eyes don't even have an S.

God: I didn't expect your power world to be so chaotic and complicated.

Be careful, you are written to death by the screenwriter.

.......

May: He's not dead, is he? strange

God: Xia Mei, stop talking nonsense! Brother just slept soundly!

America: Huh?

God: Oh, no! I mean, dad, SPAD titanium cups are actually good at air conditioning.

Bear: Look at your dad. He is a muggle. Do I look down on him? I just asked him to come back and live at home.

Isn't it, Xia, Xia Mei, isn't it?

Beauty, God: Yes!

Dai: Mom, do you want Dad to stay?

Dead man: I'm really sorry for giving your mother another position.

May: I just saw you off, and now I see you again. Is that how your ultimate family plays? Good thing I'm just faking it. ...

(Grandpa just came in and fell down as soon as his legs went soft ~)

Bear: Dad!

Mei, Tian and Yu: Grandpa!

Dead man: Dad, this is not good! I am so embarrassed! Me. . .

Grandpa: I fell down and trembled with anger when I saw you.

Yu: Sit tight (helping Grandpa to the sofa), Dad, welcome back! (Hugging the dead) I'll definitely give you a discount on this meal, but the rest is included!

Dead man:. . . Thank you! Good son ~

Bear: Dad, you told me that he is a real muggle now. His only sequela is that he still loves to pick up girls. You really want to see it. Why didn't you stop him?

Dead man: by the way, brother bear, she said (suddenly surprised, it turned out to be pulling up the dead man's clothes). . . No. . Yes, bear, is this a plea for me?

Bear: Don't talk if you want to live!

Bear: Dad, have you forgotten? A few years ago, I married that dead man! You see, all three children have grown up, and they have lost face in recent years, right?

God: Yes! Grandpa, we are all shameless anyway!

......

Xia Jiasanzi: Oh, my God, the pear flowers did not move in the rainstorm. No one has ever used an energy counter.

Yu Xia: It's useless if the counter is not turned on. I read about it in the Encyclopedia of Power. There is only one possibility.

Summer: Are you a didactic guitar?

Yu Xia: You are a pig.

Xia Mei: Pig.

Yu Xia: This is really a pig.

Yu Xia: Yes, I heard that all demons in hell are afraid of shit. I believe that the demonized person is the same, so we throw shit at him. If he is afraid, he is a demonized person.

Xia Mei: Of course I know he is afraid of shit. We all are.

Summer: Yes, I'm more scared, OK?

Yu Xia: Oh, I'm scared too.

Summer: Why do you take garlic with you?

Xia Mei: Because of my motorcycle.

Dead man: You should thank Master Bian quickly. If he hadn't arrived in time, I'm afraid you would have been caught by the fire ant girl, and thousands of ants would attack you!

Summer: 10,000 ants attack? Why does it taste like mom's cooking? (Everyone laughs wildly)

America: Really! Funny!

(Brother Xiong stares, everyone is quiet)

Brother Xiong: Classmate! That's called ants climbing trees!

Summer: However, the taste is obvious. . . It feels like a million ants are attacking me (everyone laughs again)

America: Really! Because it will kill you!

Brother Bear: Shut up!

Summer: See if my crow's feet have increased recently.

(The autumn wind sweeps the leaves. . . . Cold ~ ~ ~)

Han: Who is this man? (pointing to the photo on the wall)

Summer: This one, he is a photo of my dad playing in a band when he was young. I'm telling you, my dad used to be the lead singer of the dead band ~

Han: I mean this one lying on the ground. ....

Summer: er ... this is my father, too.

Han: How many fathers do you have?

Summer: He is him ... He is him ... He is him ... He is him ... He is him ... He is him. ...

Ghost Dragon: What do you do?

Tian: (learning from ghost dragons) Hehehehehe!

Ghost Dragon: You learn fart in summer!

Day: (Sweat ~ ~ ~)

Summer: Oh baby ~

Cold: Oh, my God (does it mean summer? I don't think so ~ I think too much haha ~) Are you calling me?

Summer: Oh, it's you, because only you are qualified to drink the love carrot juice I made for you myself.

H: Oh, really? I am so happy (running to drink juice). Have a good drink ~ you are so kind to me ~ ... cold ~

Xia Mei: Wow, Jack, drinking this fresh juice in the morning is good for skin care and beauty, right?

Yu Xia: You're right, Margaret. Drinking this fruit juice made of love in the morning is like a fairy! Where did you get the advertising words? Very familiar ~)

Summer: Yes, scientific experiments have proved that fruit juice in the morning will produce L-O-V-E love components, so it will also be used in beauty beauty to promote cell activation and supplement vitamins C, D, E, F, G, H, I, J, K, L, M, N ... (The cold is over ~ summer! Why haven't I heard of it? )

Leng: Excuse me, was the juice free just now? Cold, when did you become Yu Xia? )

Summer: Yes.

Cold: Can I drink it? (gone ~)

......

Summer: Mom, please, leave a bottle of juice, please ~ (Isn't that lame? )

Y: What are you doing? Summer?

Japanese: What kind of soup is this? What a strange smell!

Y: How should I know? I didn't do this!

America: Ha ha ha! You've been cheated by me! This is the soup cooked by my old mother at an old age, which is used to fill our great women's breasts. Called "Admiral Soup", cheated, haha!

God: Brother, I can understand your feelings. I really want to hit someone now! Why don't we beat her up together? (referring to Xia Mei)

Y: Good! (Roll up your sleeves)

May: Do you hear the sound? My bed is calling me! I should go back to sleep, my head is a little dizzy, my head is a little uncomfortable ~ I want to sleep!

God: (in a girl's voice) Brother, I have drunk too much soup. Will it be very girly?

Y: (sweating ~ ~ nodding) Hmm ~

Jason Skar: Hey .. Do you know who I am?

Summer: It's too close for me to recognize.

Jason Ska: You know what?

Summer: I don't know.

Jason Ska: Want to know?

Summer:No. 。

Jason Scar: No, that's good. I'll give you a chance. You got it. Let go. Wrong guess, bullshit. Okay, I'll give you a hint. It has something to do with the mark on my face. This is a very vicious name. Look at my face carefully and don't think too much.

Summer: fork boss.

Jason Scar: I offended your teacher! Laugh again and I will stab you to death. All right, I'll tell you something. My name is Jason Ska. How's it going? Scared, huh?

Summer: A little.

Jason Skar: There's a ... kid, do you have 700 yuan on you?

Summer: 700?

Jason Scar: Answer me quickly. Do you have 700 yuan?

Summer:No. 。

Scar Jason: No? It doesn't feel like it.

Summer:No. 。

Jason Ska: No, no. Why are you so nervous? Let's go!

Summer: I don't have 700, but I have 1000.

Jason Scar: You have 1 thousand. Why didn't you say so earlier?

Summer: You only asked me if I had 700.

Jason Ska: You .. OK, take out 1 10,000, and I'll give you 300.

Summer: I didn't bring it.

Jason Scar: You didn't tell me what this is for!

Summer: Because I don't want to lie.

Jason Scar: He said he didn't want to lie, so what now?

Summer: Do you really need 700?

Jason Scar: Nonsense, but you didn't!

Summer: I'll go back and get it for you if you want.

Jason Scar: Come on, go and never come back.

Summer: Don't underestimate me, I am very trustworthy.

Tao: Although there are not many people who keep their word these days, I still have confidence in human nature. Go ahead, I believe you.

Summer: OK, you wait for me.

Remember, go back quickly.

Summer: There may be no way! Because my family lives a little far away.

How long will that take?

Summer: It takes about two hours to go back and forth.

Tao: So long? Go back by car!

Summer: I have no money with me.

That's right. Anyway, give me 1 0,000 later, and I'll pay you back 300. I'll give you the car first, and you pay the fare. Remember, give me 1 0,000 yuan when you come back. Huh? Only 500, then you need to give me 200 change. Remember, the total is 1200.

Summer: Oh.

A: Big Brother, I'm a little embarrassed to say. We're here to blackmail someone, so can we give him 500 yuan?

Tao: I have confidence in human nature!

Ren: I'm sorry, big brothers, I'm telling you, because when I was young, whenever I was afraid, that kind of mosaic would appear on my face. Hehehe, so can you cut me some slack? I didn't mean to pull it!

Scar: Go ahead and knock out the mosaic! This is not a locked channel. Go quickly.

Summer: Wait a minute.

Scar: What do you want?

Summer: I forbid you to hit my friend in front of me.

Scar: Well, can't you look back? (minions start laughing) What do you want?

Summer: I won't let you hit my friend in front of me, so ... hit me!

Everyone is dizzy! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! !

I'll give you the ultimate one, too I'm also the ultimate fan. Choose me! ! !