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Just before dawn, four big horns with cauldrons on the poplars in the village came out and howled: member comrades! It's dawn! I'll be down soon! It's the key moment to hoe the ground in summer! Everyone should take part in the early war! In order to finish the task of weeding in summer as soon as possible, from now on, all members will have breakfast in the field!
It's almost 1: 30 noon, the breakfast bus hasn't arrived yet, and the members are already hungry. Helpless, people can only look at Sun, smiling, weakly waving a hoe and lingering behind the old captain's ass. As people anxiously look forward to the delivery truck, two stare blankly head shout at top of voice:
? Here comes the delivery truck! Here comes the delivery truck! ?
This roar was like a bolt from the blue. Hearing the arrival of the rice truck, the members quickly put down their hoes and rushed to the rice truck in droves. Wang Fei, a 75-year-old man, has a little awkward legs and feet. Looking at the flying young man, he was both envious and jealous. Wang Fei old man with faltering steps, while walking to himself:
? Hey hey! No matter how fast you run, you won't take my porridge eggs. Is it for everyone? ?
For breakfast, everyone made porridge and eggs with a catty of millet. At that time, people were particularly able to eat, and some people didn't have enough food for a catty. When the players crowded in front of the delivery truck, the team accountant in charge of distributing meals shouted:
? Everybody line up! Everybody line up! One person, one person's food! ?
At this time, hungry members can't afford these. Wow? Slowly began to plunder the porridge and eggs on the car. Those who grab porridge and eggs gobble up their hands. When the old man Wang Fei came to the front of the car, there were no porridge and eggs. His porridge and eggs were robbed by a coma man. Wang Laohan squatted on the ground in a rage, took down the big tobacco pouch from his waist, twisted the cigarette holder in his hand viciously in the tobacco pouch, poured a pot of cigarettes, and took out the lighter kit from his pocket by the way. An inch of grass? (combustible grass) pressed together? Flint? (Baishi), a hand? Fire sickle? (iron piece for drawing flint), flint in one hand. Cha! Cha! Cha! ? Set an inch of grass on fire. An inch of grass braved the white smoke, and Wang Laohan pressed an inch of grass burned by the torch on the hookah. Dad, dad. Pull up slowly.
The old captain saw the old man Wang Fei sitting underground and smoking silently, so he came to the old man Wang Fei. Uncle Wang, please eat half of my porridge and eggs first, make do with hunger first, and get you another one tomorrow. ? Wang Fei old man conveniently pushed the old captain's hand and said with discontent:
? Ugly! You eat! Everyone has one, how can I eat you! Those people who have no quality take my porridge and eggs, and I won't die if I don't eat them! Others eat one more porridge and eggs can't grow! ?
The members laughed quietly while covering their mouths, and Wang Fei, an old man, was hungry all morning.
wager
In the busy summer, members all have breakfast in the open air. One kilo of corn flour and a big bowl of pot-stewed vegetables for breakfast. People can basically eat enough with a bowl of vegetables and two steamed buns, but Xiao Pu always feels underfed. He often complains:
? If you want to eat enough, how can you eat a bowl of steamed bread as big as two eggs and eat half your stomach? Isn't this a living lie?
Wu Wang likes to compete with others. When he heard Xiao Pu always say that he didn't have enough to eat, he wanted to try how big Xiao Pu's stomach was and how much he could eat. So he said to Xiao Pu? You always say that you are not full. If you can finish my share tomorrow, I will reward you with a dollar. If you can't finish it, you have to return me two steamed buns and pour me another dollar. ? At that time, a dollar was not a small change, and members only earned 80 cents a day.
? All right, you keep your word. If you don't keep your word, you are not as good as your grandson. ? Xiao was secretly happy when he heard that he had paid back one yuan after eating, and said with a smile.
? Of course! If you don't keep your word, no one can shout! ? Wu Wang replied seriously.
Schopp and Wu Wang each held up their thumbs, hooked them together and pulled them hard to show that they would never repent. The members cheered when they heard that they were going to bet. Everyone wants to see this warm scene, and people are looking forward to that moment tomorrow morning.
The sun was shining, and the rice cart staggered into the field. The members have been impatient for a long time. Everyone is not only hungry, but also eager to see Shopp gambling on dinner. At that time, most people suspected that Xiao couldn't eat two meals at all, and another person worried that he might eat him to death. As soon as the grain truck stopped at the farm, the members surrounded it. The team accountant quickly asked everyone to line up for dinner, and the players could only obey orders and commands. While eating next to Shopp, Wu Wang volunteered to ask the accountant to give his share to Shopp. Xiaopu happily put the food on the ground. He loosened his belt, picked up the steamed corn bread and began to eat. The members stared at Shopp while eating. Wu Wang has been standing at the edge of Shopp's crotch, looking at Shopp eagerly. Maybe Xiaopu was a little nervous, and his hand holding the steamed corn bread kept shaking, biting the steamed corn bread. He took a few bites of steamed corn bread and a few sips of water, without much effort, and his face was covered with sweat. Wu Wang's face was dusty with hunger. His mouth was thirsty and his eyes were round, staring at Shopp. Before long, Xiao Pu ate all four steamed buns. There are only two bowls of pot-stewed vegetables left, and the members are very worried about Xiao Pu, fearing that he will die if he eats so much food. Xiao took a deep breath and picked up the dish bowl. At this time, his hand shaking the bowl was even worse. Members secretly laugh, Wu Wang estimates that these two bowls of food can't be eaten at all, with a smile on his face. With those trembling hands, Shopp? Wow? Slowly pull the vegetables into your mouth. Without much effort, two bowls of vegetables were eaten up by Xiao Pu. Wang Wu saw that Xiao Pu won, and he was embarrassed. Hey? Suddenly, like a deflated balloon, he held his head in one hand and closed his eyes, as if he were asleep without saying a word. Two stare blankly head pushed Wu Wang said? Brother, give Pug a dollar! Are you breaking your word?
? I have no money with me today. Can't I give it tomorrow? Wu Wang said gloomily.
After dinner, it's time to hoe the ground again He bent over and waved his hoe stiffly. The old captain said with a reproachful taste, Xiao Pu, bend down a little, or you will accidentally cut the seedling. I'll be rude to you if you cut the seedlings! ?
Shopp said confidently:? Captain! Don't worry! I cut off my own foot, and I will never cut down the seedlings! ?
Wu Wang was so hungry that the hoe in his hand wouldn't listen to him.
Win the championship
Now many nutrition experts suggest chewing slowly, especially the elderly. I am also an old man, but I can't accept the advice of experts and still go my own way. This may be due to personality. People often say that a leopard cannot change his spots. It's true. I remember that in the 1970s, it was an era of large collective life. Every busy farming season, the production team would organize members to have a unified dinner in the field in order to spare more time for work. At that time, more than 60 people in our production team ate in other places. I was the first person to eat fast when the 60th person ate. People often call me? Eat fast food champion? . But little Yi Shu often doesn't take me seriously. He thinks he is the fastest eater in the team. One day, Yi Shu Jr. challenged me: Brother Zhao, people say that you are the champion of the whole team who eats fast. I refuse to accept your title. I want to compete with you for this title. what do you think?
? Well, if you don't accept it, let's have a competition when dinner comes tomorrow! ? I'm too confident to care about him at all.
Wang Erleng loves watching fire. I heard that we are going to compete for the champion of eating fast. He volunteered to be a notary. The members cheered in unison and wanted to witness the championship. The delivery truck came, and Yi Shu Jr. and I got the Wowotou first. At that time, everyone had two nests. Under the command of Wang Erleng, we are ready. At this moment, I heard Wang Erlan shout loudly: Zhao4 ge, Yi Shu, listen carefully. You can eat it as soon as I call, and no one can say it in advance, or you will be fined! ?
Wang Erleng stared at us with those thief-like eyes and suddenly shouted:
? Let's go ?
Hearing the beginning, I quickly picked up a wowotou and wolfed it down. The members forgot to eat the wowotou in their hands and looked at us together. It's really hard to swallow Wowotou without drinking water, and there are tears all over the bed. Little Yi Shu crowed like an old husband's chicken, with his neck pulled out and his face swollen like a red earthen basin. The members shouted:
? Come on! Come on! ? .
Just when there was only a mouthful of steamed corn bread in my hand, Wang Erleng shouted:
? Stop. Stop. Stop. I declare the tree upright first! Brother Zhao ranks second! The champion who will eat fast in the future will be Yi Shu! ?
There are strong men among the strong, so I have to give up.
Author: Xiao Zhao
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