Humor in the circle of friends who keep cats (I) 1. Diandian is a kitten in my family. I call it "Diandian" because its goose yellow fur is printed with many white spots of different shapes, which is very beautiful. It has a pair of round black eyes, shining like two black pearls.

2. Cats can let you know what a strong twist is not sweet.

I hope cuteness can cure you. If one doesn't work, then two.

Since the discovery that cats can be kept as pets, a new order of human society may have been established. In the past, all kinds of filial piety, harmony between husband and wife, justice and courage had to give way to cats.

If there was a meow planet, it would probably look like this, furry and fleshy.

6. Touch me! Meow meow wants to make you hurt.

7. If you smoke a cat for a day, you will miss it all your life.

8. I saw a kitten on the road. It looks so cute! The whole body is yellow and hairy. It must feel very comfortable! Its ears are sharp like nails, its big round eyes are like grapes, and there are six beards on the side of its mouth. I think six beards add up to about the length of a short rope. Its tail is also very distinctive. It rolls up like an egg roll and has a pair of sharp claws on its feet.

9. The cat is the best alarm clock.

10. A pet is when you are working, she is with you, and when you are depressed, she makes you happy!

1 1. There is a kitten. It's small and its eyes are bright, as if it's always shining. The light it emits will make its owner feel its beauty all the time.

12. When I play with my cat, how do I know whether it borrows me to kill time or I borrow it to kill time?

13. After owning a cat, I have never had nightmares and my mood will not be low. A friend who suspects that he is depressed has a pet! Companionship is the antidote.

14. My family has a little white cat. It is white all over, with a round head, two pointed ears, a pair of black eyes on its face and a few beards on its nose. Its nose is always dark and chubby every day. It walks slowly and staggers. It looks fun!

15. Animals are spiritual and different from plants. If you are lonely, it will accompany you. On a sunny afternoon, curl up in your arms.

16. If you like a sexy cat, then love should be a gentle beast.

17. That cute kitten has yellow hair and four white feet.

18. In the cat's eye, human caressing and teasing are all boring tricks. Cats know the joys and sorrows of human beings well, and show a cold model of forever zero for human beings.

19. From now on, I will take photos and you will be responsible for selling cute.

20. It is more difficult to meet a cat than a bosom friend. A cat will let you touch its fur.

The circle of friends with cats is very humorous (2)1. My family has a lovely kitten Mimi, who is wearing a black and white sweater.

22. Why do cats and dogs look cute when they are round, but I look fat when they are round?

I still can't figure out whether I adopted this cat or it let me into its life.

I like kittens in the zoo best. I also have a cat at home. The hair color of the head is black and white, the whole body is colored, only the feet are white, like wearing a pair of white socks, which is very beautiful.

25. Whenever eating fish, the kitten meows, as if to say: Master, please have some. "So, have to give it to eat, would rather not eat, also want to let the kitten eat.

26. I am patting the ball, aiming at the opportunity, jumping up quickly, biting it, taking my ball away, taking it back to its nest, and holding it tightly with my claws, lest I take it away.

27. It is affectionate for cats to rub their bodies at people. The so-called "cat body language" means that cats express their feelings and desires with their ears, tail, hair, mouth and body. If the cat is tired of being at people's feet and around, rub your head affectionately.

28. Catgrass is really a good thing. It smells refreshing. Eat more!

29. This kitten is really interesting. Its tail always likes to shake. If the owner gently holds down its tail, it will shake. If the owner holds down its tail heavily, it will break free and run away.

30. Xiaohua Mall got up in the morning and stretched himself. Then he sat up, licked a little spit on the tip of his tongue with his two front paws, washed his face like a human, and licked his fur with his tongue until there was a little light.

3 1. My cat and I miss you very much, and it suddenly occurred to me that I have neither a cat nor you.

32. Life is short. When you meet someone you like, you must seriously like them. Maybe you want to raise a cat with me in the future.

33. In the years when I knew cats and spent my life with them, what finally settled in my heart was a faint sadness, which was different from the sadness caused by human beings.

34. I want to have a good sleep every day, to be with friends, to read my favorite novels, to grow flowers and raise cats to make money, and to be a big shot.

35. Tigers rarely roar. Cats meow when they are together. The long tail of the little black cat swings from side to side like a small whip.

36. The long tail of the little black cat swings from side to side like a little whip.

37. Now I have a white cat with sky blue eyes. In the dark, the pupil emits ruby-like light, which is very cute and terrible (because ordinary cat's eyes emit green light).

Mimi always touches my little feet when she is hungry, as if to say, "Master, I am so hungry. Can you give me something to eat? " I feed Mimi fish. I saw Mimi jumping on the wall, but Mimi grabbed the rope again. I asked my father why Mimi grabbed the rope. Dad says Mimi is learning skills.

39. "Now people have the conditions to keep their own cats and unconditionally suck cats online. There are cats everywhere. I think the earth is almost a cat ball. "

No matter how deep I sleep, I can still hear your call, and all death can't stop me from wagging my tail at you happily.

Summary of losing weight in 2022 humorous circle of friends

Talking about losing weight in 2022 humorous circle of friends (I) 1. In fact, at the moment you want to give up, tell yourself to persist, persist, and it will pass.

I have a negative attitude towards losing weight. Can obesity be disqualified?

You idiot, you fat bastard, wake up! You can't compare this with that until you lose weight!

Every woman who has failed to lose weight for a long time has a girlfriend who has been ineffective for many years.

Treat all delicious food as poison, and resolutely don't look, take or eat.

6. If you want to be thin, you have to pay the price. If you can't stand it, continue to mix in the ranks of fat people.

7. There are no ugly women, only fat women.

8. Others are running for their dreams, and you are lying and dreaming.

9. Don't just think about how thin you are and don't work hard.

10. What's the use of losing weight? Don't listen to others' insincere words. You seem to have lost weight

1 1. I will strictly observe and form the eating habit of "eat early, eat well at noon and eat less at night".

12. Not just for clothes, not just for food, not just for love.

13. Even if you don't lose weight now, the money you save will be used to buy medicine later: heart disease, stroke, hypertension and diabetes are still not cost-effective.

14. Being thin must pay a price. Don't start if you are afraid of suffering too much. There is no good way, just bear it. Don't ask me how to endure it, just don't eat it.

15. Beauty despises us fat people! We deserve it! Who told others to have perseverance? If others can keep silent, they will have the right to laugh. We don't want to be laughed at, just stick to it!

16. Fat people have no future. No matter how beautiful your heart is, you are also a kind-hearted fat man! !

17. God gave me a heart to lose weight, but not a mouth to lose weight.

18. How much cosmetics can you save by losing a small face?

19. Fat people are not qualified to eat! You must lose weight.

20. What's the difference between people who can't control their appetite and animals?

2 1. Lose weight for the brain. There shouldn't be too many of you in it. You are overweight.

22. Life lies in tossing, and there is nothing to toss about losing weight.

2022 Humorous circle of friends talks about losing weight (part two) 23. If you want to be thin, you have to pay the price! If you can't stand hunger, it's basically hard for you to lose weight-if you're afraid of too much pain, don't start. If there's no good way, just endure it. Don't ask me how to endure it, just don't eat it!

24. The saddest thing is that you have a thin figure and a plump face. Is there wood?

25. If you want to have other people's capital, you can eat it! ! !

26. Be beautiful and have a good figure. There are not so many excuses!

27. Just like wearing tightly wrapped clothes and sweating in the hot summer sun?

28. Don't just dream about losing weight without trying.

29. When you want to let go, tell yourself to stick to it for a while and it will pass.

30.hungry or ugly? I want to be thin! Be beautiful!

3 1. Stomach ache. I have a stomachache. I have a stomachache. Stomach pain is a bird. Thin is king.

32. I am crying in my heart to lose weight. If I eat too much, I will say that I am not fat. Eat tomorrow and say another one every day. If I eat more, I won't get fat. Are you sure I'll slim down and not get fat?

Sometimes being busy is not a bad thing, it can make us realize that our days are full and forget all our troubles and unhappiness.

34. Xiao S said, "Women who weigh more than three figures have no future!" I want the future!

35.-"Girl, I like the way you are fleshy. Let's not lose weight, shall we? "

36. After decades of hard work, I went back to lose weight.

37. Fat! There is nothing wrong, but it is a big mistake to let yourself continue to gain weight.

38. If you tell me that you can't stand hunger and ask me what to do, I can only say that you should not lose weight.

39. Is it easy for my mother to raise me so fat for so many years? I will never be thin, and I will never be thin.

40. Fat people have no future (money)! No matter how capable and kind, he is just a good fat man.

4 1. Eat? Are you qualified to eat? How dare you eat? Don't you feel disgusting? Do you want to save face? Do you still want to surprise some people who look down on you?

42. I like my shadow in the sunset. It makes me tall and thin.

43. Don't buy new clothes before you lose weight! Don't do your hair before you lose weight! You will always be a fat, dusty man in an old suit!

Say it to a humorous circle of friends.

I thought we could walk to the end together, but I didn't expect you to take a taxi in a few steps.

Second, if one day you have a button to restore factory settings, would you like to press it?

Third, there are too many people without roads in the world, and I don't know how to get there.

I am in a bad mood today. I only have four sentences to say, including this one and the first two. I've had enough.

I heard that girls are especially fond of boys with good brains.

6. The only thing I can put down at my age is chopsticks.

After cutting my hair, the barber asked me how I was. I was silent for a while and said to him; As long as you are happy.

Eight, forgive me for dressing up, holding a fountain pen, frowning, and writing hard just to help the top students bottom out.

Nine, talking about money does not hurt feelings. Talking about feelings hurts money the most.

Ten, the iron cock will leave some rust. You are a stainless steel cock!

1 1. The English teacher said: Classmate, you have been sleeping in one place for three years. It's time to change.

Twelve, don't look for me if you have nothing to do, let alone find me if you have something to do!

Thirteen, the class teacher saw me doing my homework after class and suddenly said, I'll give you a ten.

Fourteen, the next time a boy laughs at your thick legs, you answer him: your legs are thin and all three legs are thin.

Fifteen, it is a pig not to turn over the books in the exam. Don't panic because of cheating. If you get caught, pretend.

Sixteen, when I broke up with my ex, I was fine during the day, but at night, I couldn't restrain my inner feelings any more. A person snickered under the quilt.

If you feel tired like a dog all day, you are wrong: dogs are not as tired as you.

In class, the teacher suddenly said that everyone who sleeps should stop talking and everyone who speaks should wake up!

19. Every family has a difficult book to read, but how could God give me an English book?

Twenty, others are angry and don't eat. I was angry and ate two bowls of rice.

Twenty-one, don't be coquettish and shocking, be obscene and touching.

22. No matter how good others are, they are themselves.

Twenty-three, to marry a wife should be to marry Xiao Shao and make friends. It should be to make Arc Chong a man. It's best to go to Qiao Feng and then hang out in Wei Xiaobao.

It doesn't matter if you say you can't see me from a distance. I came to see the sea.

Twenty-five, there is an attitude called sentient beings are mean, and there is a state called looking for trouble.

Please don't speak English in front of me in the future, ok?

Don't worry about the problem you can't solve today. Because it may not be solved tomorrow.

I used to be thin, and I will be thin in the future, so my life is still incomplete after being fat for a while.

Memory is a bridge to loneliness and a prison.

Baby, please tidy up your skirt, cover your thighs and pull up your collar. Don't move, man.

Thirty-one, I like to pretend to be a writer when I was young. Now I'm fine. I only like money.

Anyone can pretend to be B for a while, but it's hard to pretend to be B for a lifetime.

Thirty-three, people idle fart matter more melodramatic and wordy.

Everyone praises me for being virtuous and idle.

Thirty-five, the sky is not falling yet. Give it to me. Why bother? The brain is tired, the bones are hungry, and the body is hungry!

Thirty-six, your lover is a monkey, and one day he will move across the tower in two stages to marry your dog.

Thirty-seven, you looked at the long hair fluttering from a distance, you looked at the back of the tiger and turned to look at the old demon in Montenegro.

Soft-hearted is an unfair kindness, which makes others wronged themselves but taken for granted by others.

Thirty-nine, a sister paper sent a message saying: I also want to experience the feeling of being chased! Here's a divine reply: if you don't give money to buy something, you can do it!

Forty, the meaning of learning scum: dress beautifully and eat well, and the answer sheet is at the bottom of the school.

41. My parents said never to fall in love at school, as if someone would value me.

Forty-two, everyone seems to be in love, leaving me alone to engage in socialism.

Forty-three, after taking the exam for so many years, can't we have an anniversary or something? I got two in the 40th exam and one in the other. Any two subjects are free.

Forty-four, not that you are too fat, but that God is jealous of your thinness and beauty!

45. My future is not a dream, but a nightmare!

46. Why don't you want to marry me? Think about it. I am a shareholder of seven listed companies. I'm still worried about not having a good life with me. You really have to go. By the way, lend me one yuan to take the bus. I'll pay you back twice after my stock is untied.

I remember your appearance with my hands, your voice with my ears, your taste with my lips, your dribs and drabs with my eyes and everything with my heart. I love you, baby!

As a good friend, being uglier than me is the minimum respect for me.

Suitable for writing about raising cats in a circle of friends (40 articles)

A copywriting article about raising cats suitable for friends circle 1 Cat lovers are waiting for me outside the door. I want to go out. Hey, hey, please let me out! I want it.

2. From now on, I will take photos and you will be responsible for selling cute.

Our cat will jump from the third floor without hesitation when looking for love. Are people so brave?

My cat and I miss you very much, and it suddenly occurred to me that I have neither a cat nor you.

They said, don't ask why we live, you can think about why we live just by living. Your life has been chosen since it appeared. However, after experiencing the changes of the whole world, their fates overlapped into countless twists and turns. They say that the prologue of life may be opened by others, but the tears on the stage must be played by themselves. Always set off like fireworks, even if you die of disillusionment, don't give up the moment when you can shine forever.

6. My family has a lovely kitten Mimi, who is wearing a black and white sweater.

7. Cats are really human beings and can sense my emotions.

8. It may not be good every day, but there is a little beauty waiting for you every day.

9. The little cat's eyes are round like a ball, green and really like a wolf.

10. The kitten began to look for food and found a satisfactory fish with its clever nose. It came to the warm cloth to taste the fish and fell asleep after eating it. After sleeping, the kitten stretches and plays. When it saw a fly, it caught it, and it flapped around with its head down. The action at that time was really funny, and people immediately liked it!

1 1. After owning a cat, I have never had nightmares and my mood will not be low. Friends who doubt their depression have a pet! Companionship is the antidote.

12. Be a cat in the next life, then wander, find a warm nest, and then settle in another place.

13. Beautiful things are like fragile porcelain. For them, the most dangerous thing is often not the cat running around the room, but the porcelain doesn't realize that it is fragile.

14. I regret being a man in this life and would like to be a cat in the afterlife. A cat has nine lives but only one heart. Although a man has a life, it is hard to know how many hearts he has.

15. I found that the more I like it, the more I learn to indulge, which is the opposite of control! I have a problem with cats, but I can't bear to have them. I'm afraid I can't raise it well, and I'm afraid it will leave me when it gets old!

16. My kitten has a long and round body, brown hair and a beautiful belly.

17. With dogs around, I feel that my life is often full.

18. If you have a return date, I will wait for you at the intersection with my cat.

19. If possible, it's good to sleep alone and wake up after dinner.

20. I want to have a blue cat, blue and white, beautiful or something. I like cats and have time to play with them. I have experience in raising cats.

Suitable for sending friends. Copywriting about raising cats 2 2 1. The kitten is taking a nap and the earth is spinning.

22. If you want to live alone, keep a cat, write, read, travel and do what you like, it is good to be financially independent.

I like kittens in the zoo best. I also have a cat at home. The hair color of the head is black and white, the whole body is colored, only the feet are white, like wearing a pair of white socks, which is very beautiful.

No matter how deep I sleep, I can still hear your call, and all death can't stop me from wagging my tail at you happily.

25. Some kittens pretend to be human beings to fall in love with us.

26. Keeping a dog is for not being lonely, and keeping a cat is for being lonely and more exquisite.

27. The cat is probably the cutest elf in the world.

28. Hold your hand and grow old with your son.

29. They said, Don't ask why we live, you can only think about why we live. Your life has been chosen since it appeared.

30. Recently, I saw other people's kittens. I also want to have a cat, but my mother only likes dogs.

3 1. I like this gentle and furry world, just like being trapped in a warmth. A vague dream.

32. This kitten is really interesting. Its tail always likes to shake. If the owner gently holds down its tail, it will shake. If the owner holds down its tail heavily, it will break free and run away.

This kitten has a round head and a pair of small pointed ears. Those big eyes are always narrowed into a crack during the day, but at night, they are like two shining gems, emitting faint blue light. Usually, kittens are always lazy, walk slowly and have no sound. However, if you catch a mouse, it moves very fast, just like lightning.

34. "Meow ... Meow ..." My kitten dotes on me again. The kitten is cute, and its yellow hair is bright. Round eyes look bright. Cats' paws are usually hidden in the furry soles of their feet, and they only show their talents at critical moments. During the day, the kitten always lies beside my bed and sleeps squinting. No matter what you call it, it ignores it and is lazy. At night, it can come back to life: staring at two light bulbs, flashing bright light, looking around like a patrol. If the kitten is hungry, she sometimes rolls on the ground and wraps her tail around my feet and cries "Meow ……", showing a pathetic look. Sometimes I catch mice by myself, and most of the time I return with a full load, and occasionally I get nothing.

35. If I can, I want to have a yard where I can grow all kinds of flowers and keep cats, dogs and fish.

36. Hello, my master said he couldn't support me. Let me see how many fish I have left.

37. Probably the cat in the cornice in July accidentally broke into the window in early November and scratched the bottom of my heart. The world calls this emotion like.

38. Diandian is a kitten in my family. I call it Diandian because its goose yellow fur is printed with many white spots of different shapes, which is very beautiful. It has a pair of round black eyes, shining like two black pearls.

39. Tigers rarely roar. Cats meow when they are together. The long tail of the little black cat swings from side to side like a small whip.

40. The cat signs every idea with its tail.