1. A certain boy has liked a girl for a long time, but he has never found a chance to talk to her. He rarely talks. It happened to be Women’s Day and he saw a girl online. The man thought about it for a long time and nervously said "Happy March 8th"! After a while, the girl replied, "Go away..." 2. Women's wishes on Women's Day: First, they will have a day off on March 8th, and if they work overtime, they will be paid three times the salary. Then, cinemas and tourist attractions will be open to women free of charge, while housework will be free. Contracted by men. Husbands or boyfriends must go shopping with them unconditionally and pay for the bills. Violators will be punished. Of course you can stay up all night, you are not allowed to talk back when you scold a man, and women who violate traffic regulations when driving are exempt from liability. . . Of course, if the law can stipulate this, that would be great~~~ 3. Get ready to sing: Get up, women who don’t want to be yellow-faced women, use their husband’s money to build the Great Wall of our hearts, middle-aged women have arrived, At the most dangerous time, every woman is forced to make her last cry: buy a bag! Buy shoes! Buy a mink! We are united as one, moving forward, moving forward, moving forward toward the goal of the goblin! 4. Because the leader is a woman, there was a big banquet on March 8th. The female leader was in high spirits and had a conversation with her male subordinates, and the whole audience burst into laughter! Woman: The sun is so bright outside the window. Man: There is a women's meeting today. Women: Without women, there would be no human beings. The male timidly replied: No man is completely useless. . . 5. It’s Women’s Day, and my wife said to her daughter: “Mom’s day is here, why don’t you wish mom a blessing?” The daughter said: "I wish my mother to get younger, more beautiful and richer." The mother was happy, and the daughter said: "Anyway, I will bless you for whatever you lack!" 6. Female: Three Happy eight~Male: I am not a woman. Woman: Although you are not a woman, you are very sexy.

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