Ayoko: What are you doing? Not yet!

Mao Mao: Ouch! Coming, coming, here! Oh, my God!

Ayoko: Why is it so slow?

Mao Mao: Why are you in such a hurry?

Dacheng zi; Well, today's work is still about fans' problems with stars. Children, come on, come on, come on. Look at me! Look at him! I'm agent Zhang!

Manager Zhang: Hello.

Hello everyone!

Ayoko: Let me introduce my children. This kid is Mao Mao from Scream! I'm Zhang Yao from the slogan group!

Manager Zhang: Hello!

Otsuka: I'm Jiao Jiao from Hug Group!

Su Xiaolong: I'm from the signature group. My name is Su Xiaolong!

Ayoko: You owe it! Did I ask you?

Su Xiaolong: Whether you ask me or not, I am also a member of the signature group. My name is Su Xiaolong!

Ayoko: You bear face. If you want to sign, you may get hurt. What signature do you want? This time you belong to the slogan group!

Agent Zhang: I think it's good!

Otoko: OK? What's so good about this? Well, it hasn't appeared yet! The heavyweight hasn't come out yet!

Agent Zhang: Who is it?

Ayoko: My son, the head of the crying group!

Agent Zhang: Oh dear? What about the crying group?

Dachengzi: I cultivated it carefully. I grew up listening to my crying when I was born. That's quite a study of crying!

Mao Mao: Hey! Coming!

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Ayoko: Old son, your father stopped another job today! Be sure to take it off for me! Let's go

Laoer: No, I just cried twice. I have a hoarse voice! Give me a break!

Ayoko: You ruined something. You cried yourself hoarse. I gave all the money!

Laoer: Where's my money?

Marxism: You can calculate your money when you go home. Do you think it's nice to say these people?

Laoer: Is that man a man or a woman?

Ayoko: Oh! I forgot to ask, your man and woman.

Agent Zhang; It's a man!

Laoer: How old are you?

Agent Zhang: 2 1 year.

Laoer: Die young!

Agent Zhang: Ah! No, it's not what? What died young? Stars are alive.

Laoer: Why are you crying when you are alive?

Agent Zhang: What the hell? What a mess, Otsuka, you didn't make it clear to him!

Ayoko: Not Laoer. What's wrong with you? What the hell happened! It's a star. Come and have a concert with us! Please come as a fan.

Laoer: Oh! Let's pretend to be fans. Let's pretend to howl! Then stop crying!

Agent Zhang: Don't cry! Doesn't that mean you're excited to see the stars? Don't you have to cry when you are excited?

Marxism: Agent Zhang, I forgot to tell you one thing. My son's major was given away for nothing!

Laoer: I just ate two tablets this morning.

Otoko: What a busy job!

Agent Zhang: I don't care how many people you help. Your pain is different from our crying!

Dachengzi: It's one thing to cry at the scene! My eldest son will cry at anything! Two days ago, a sow gave birth to 15 lambs, and we cried for a while! That owner is satisfied! If you don't believe me, I will cry for you at the scene!

Agent Zhang: How much do you usually cry?

Laoer: How much does it cost for us to cry regardless of the pain?

Agent Zhang: Then how much do you cry?

Ayoko: Let me introduce my son's crying music to you.

Agent Zhang: There's also a cry spectrum?

Dachengzi: There are recipes for delicious food, and there are crying charts. The price is different and the crying method is different! Let me introduce you!

Agent Zhang: Ah! Quite professional!

Ayoko: Look! Page eight says! Cry a little 20, cry a little 50. ...

I typed every word in front of me, because I didn't find the original video, and it felt different from what I heard for the first time, so I posted it on the encyclopedia! I hope you can understand!

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Screaming group ~ slogan group ~ signature group ~ hugging group ~ bodyguard ~ crying group 1, our cobblestone etiquette company has a hard business. 2. Look at me, look at him. 3, this time you belong to the slogan group ~ ~ Then I can't shout it out ~ ~ You can get my money back ~ Then you can shout 4, what's your singer's name ~ ~) I'm a battery! Six, three shots! Three shots! Surprise you! Three shots! Three shots! Waiting for you! I haven't slept for three days and nights! 7. Breathe? Just 8, as long as the money is in place, the glass is broken. 9, eyes wide open, mouth into an O(nou) shape, extremely surprised. My eyes are closed and my five senses are crowded together ~ No matter what the noise is, this is my inner 10. As for me, I really just came here from Singapore. ~ Where am I from? ~ from Anshan. . . 1 1, male is male ~ how old is he ~2 1 year ~ died young. . . Are you a star ~ fiddling with drugs? 12, to what extent do you usually cry? Regardless of "individual" and "pain" 13, food has a menu, crying has a spectrum, crying methods are different, and the price is different; Listen, I'll introduce the following words to you: cry 20, cry 50, cry 80, cry 100, roll your eyes and cry 150, cry 250 14, and you can't wake up. You must guarantee me the quality ~ you don't have to worry about this. We sincerely cry. If you find fake crying, you can sue us at the Crying Association to 15, ah! The gongs and drums are loud and firecrackers are ringing! Why is it so loud ~ ~ ~ Today we are very excited to meet a pop star-Sambo! Sanpao, how did you get here? Come on ~ ~ ~ three guns! Let's shout out from the heart: Sanpao, I love you! Sanpao, you know how much we love you. Eh, 16, I tell you, you belong to occupational disease 17. You don't care what money I want whether you come or not. . . . . . 18, it is difficult for the living to earn money. 19, are you coming? Are you coming or not? If I don't come or don't come, you give them money. Don't ask them for money. What kind of money do you ask me? ! Are you coming or not? I didn't come. You didn't pick them up. You gave them money. You asked me for money. What money do you want from me? ! You are ill, and you are in a bad mood. Are you coming or not? If no one came, you wouldn't come to me. . Me. @ # @ # What do you want from me? ! 20. Dad, how many times have I told you that the living can't make money?