The poem about swearing is 1. An ancient poem that can curse people.

If you don't wash your feet when you sleep in spring, mosquitoes bite everywhere.

At night, Hong Kong feet stink. The boundless grassland, work overtime until tomorrow morning. Work hard today and be more brilliant tomorrow.

The foot of my bed gave off such bright light that the thief climbed into the window. Open the safe, bills.

4. I woke up relaxed and happy this morning in spring, and there were fewer beautiful women in science and engineering. If you can't sleep at night, just surf the Internet.

5. I like the resignation of the dormitory, and the netizens meet suddenly. I can't stop crying, and my face is sad, but I am in danger of death.

6, the vast network is green and red, and the heart of chatting and meeting is getting empty. We met 480 times, and how many dinosaurs were there?

7. Roasted egrets in front of Mount Cisse, peach blossoms and flowing water, rich mandarin fish, braised and boiled in white, and egrets and mandarin fish don't need to be returned. ? 8, pale, white dew is frost; The so-called Iraqis are on the net; On a whim, my face is fat and long; Take advantage, waist like a big water tank.

9. Xiaoyu in the north is crisp, and the beauty is far away. The saddest thing in those days was that online M M was a pig.

10, Xiangshan stone path is far away, and she and I are in the depths of white clouds; I thought the prince would meet the princess, but I didn't expect the dinosaur to meet the frog. 1 1. I live in Beijing Institute of Technology, and she lives in Polytechnic North; Chat every day, meet, and go to hell together.

12, at noon on weeding day, mines were buried. Your baby dug a mine and blew it to 250.

13, so bright a line is at the foot of my bed, I have no money to hold back, I look up and find it is moonlight, and I bow my head and feel sad. 14, Li Bai was about to go by boat when he suddenly felt a stomachache.

I went to the shore to shit, and I felt that there was no paper in my pocket. When they met the old poet Du Fu, they used a piece of paper.

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2. Curse the complete works of ancient poetry and prose

As follows, hope to adopt:

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"Inhumanity": not people. For example, a friend is angry: "No humanity! Walk with people, walk with people. "

"Beast": It is a beast. It means, for example, this person is really an animal!

"Longitudinal": This kid. Such as: Fan Zeng scolded Liu Bang: "Alas! Insufficient vertical axis, please. "

"Stupid as a pig and dog: Fan Heng scolded Cao Shuang's father Cao Zhen for giving birth to such a" stupid as a pig and dog "guy.

"pedant": a short-sighted boy

"Rude" ugly boy.

"You ruffian": There are many novels in Ming and Qing Dynasties without examples.

"lothario": a lecherous. Song Yu said that a disciple's wife had messy hair, crooked ears, cracked lips, missing teeth, limping, covered in scabies and severe hemorrhoids. But Dr. Deng Tu liked her very much and had five children with her. To illustrate the lewdness of the lothario.

2 hole sage call names:

The Analects of Confucius asked: "Being old and not dying is a thief!" (Modern people: old and immortal)

The Analects of Confucius: "A man who fights is not enough!" (Modern people: barrels, foodies, pigs)

"The Analects of Confucius Gongye Chang": "Rotten wood cannot be carved, nor can dung walls be carved!" (Modern people: garbage, shit, stinky shit)

Advanced Analects of Confucius: "Immortality." (Modern people: Don't die a natural death, be cursed, be beheaded)

3. Express network catchwords in ancient Chinese

1, original: Scared the baby to death Translation: Scared the child to cry, can drive the old man.

2, the original: don't be blind BB translation: don't make noise, listen and see.

I don't even need to wash my hair when I see you.

4. Why don't you go to heaven? Why not ride the wind and soar in Wan Li?

Well, frogs can't talk about the sea, and summer insects can't talk about ice.

Your face looks like a racehorse on your forehead.

The person I like doesn't like me. My heart is facing the mountain, and yours is facing the water.

I will watch you pretend quietly. I will always look on coldly at crabs and see how long you run amok.

9. I am so handsome that I can't sleep every day.

10, original: Don't be tall, I want to sleep. I am so drunk that I want to sleep and go. The Ming dynasty intended to hold the piano.

1 1, original: rich, willful Translation: There is a daughter at home, and the decision is in my heart.

12, original: well said, reasonable, but I have nothing to say.

13, original: show love, die quickly translation: love without hiding, take my life.

14, original: scared my dad to death. My parents heard that my daughter was coming, so they hung up the Southeast Branch.

15, original: don't sleep, get up. The days are short and the nights are long, so why not travel by candlelight?

16, original: You are so awesome, does your family know?

The male sword at the waist is three feet long, but your family is strict and kind.

17, original: What is the difference between a man without ideals and a salted fish?

The ruins of the river are dry and become dry at dusk; A man without ambition is different from him.

18, original: I have knowledge and I am proud to translate: my mind is full of poems and books.

19, original: You are not fighting alone.

Men never look back at explosions.

A man's predecessor doesn't look back, and the fire goes with the wind.

2 1, original: Although I am cute and charming, I will bring death.

There are peerless and independent beauties in the north. Take care of the city first, then the country.

Don't pay attention to these details. If you want to do great things, don't dwell on details.

23. Original: If you don't die, you won't die. Why don't you understand?

Fortunately, there is no white blade to push forward, so why give up and donate?

Draw a circle and curse you. Draw a circle and wish you a long sleep.

25. The original text: Say the important things three times. It's a long story, three orders and five applications.

I unilaterally announced my marriage to * *. I want to express my opinion to make the two surnames better.

You city folks really know how to party. There was a play in the city, and the villagers laughed their heads off.

28. The original text is also drunk. Walking is decadent, and the center is drunk.

29, the original: the heart is so tired Translation: If the shape is awkward, the heart is gray.

30. My heart is about to collapse. Translation: Confusion, platform collapse.

Please give some abusive poems.

You can use limerick! Let me give you a few examples: Shenzhen looks like a paradise from a distance, and Shenzhen looks like a bank from a distance; Going to Shenzhen is like a prison cell. It is better to go home and herd cattle and sheep.

Everyone said that Shenzhen is good, and everyone went to Shenzhen; Earn money in Shenzhen, spend money in Shenzhen, but have no money to send home. It is said that the salary here is high and I have no money to buy toothpaste. It is said that the food here is good, and grass is added to it.

It is said that the environment here is good, and cockroaches and ants run around; It is said that the foreman here is very handsome, and everyone has a flat-headed pot cover. Work every year, worry every year, work overtime every day like a monkey; There is no reason to be scolded every day for working overtime without pay.

When I met my boss, I bowed my head and shook my head when I got paid. At the end of the month, I was worried. I don't know when I began to write ancient poems: Li was a gifted scholar in the previous dynasty and a master of oil painting. According to the cloud, during Li's tenure as the examiner of Liangjiang, many scholars refused to accept it and joined hands with Li.

Finally, everyone sang a poem on the topic of sparrows. Li recited two limerick poems without thinking.

A cloud: one nest after another, three four five six seven eight nests. How small the Phoenix is to eat Emperor Wang Qian Suzhong! The second cloud: one after another, all with shallow hair and sharp mouths.

Hair is light enough to fly, but mouth is sharp enough to sing. Don't laugh, Dapeng is silent and spreads his wings for nine days.

Scholars first laughed, then laughed and laughed, and finally froze. Li Tiaoyuan smiled and said nothing, and roared off.

There are also emperors who write limericks. According to legend, during the Qianlong period of the Qing Dynasty, when an academician wrote a letter, he mistook "Weng Zhong" for "Weng Zhong", and Qianlong conveniently approved, "How can Weng Zhong be Weng Zhong? Ten years of cold window has not contributed much.

It is not allowed to send Lin Han to Jiangnan for sentencing now. Qianlong fought poison with poison, and deliberately wrote Kung Fu, Hanlin and Tongguan as Fugong, Hanlin and Tongguan. Hanlin was ashamed and went to Jiangnan.

The most interesting is a limerick that satirizes some so-called poets: I have never seen a poet's face in my life, but I have seen a poet who is eight feet long. How can a poet fart on a high wall? The language of this poem is vulgar, humorous and hilarious enough to make those "poets" feel ashamed.

Limerick is also often used to brag. In ancient times, a group of scholars met in the wild by chance, boasted about their talents, argued with each other, and finally decided to sing a poem that best expressed their talents.

A scholar beat the crowd and won the championship. His poem says: the number of articles in the world is Sanjiang, and the number of articles in Sanjiang is hometown.

Hometown is my brother, and my brother and I study it. As soon as this poem came out, other literati had nothing to say.

The boasting function of doggerel reached its peak in 1950s, when the main poet in this field wrote: "The Yang family has an aunt Yang, who is 58 years old this year. In that era of "poets of all people" with big eyebrows and wide mouths, many "peasant poets" emerged, and four limerick poems were "representative works": (1) Pumpkins were planted on the top of Wuyue Mountain.

Thrown into the Pacific Ocean, the earth has another continent. (2) A spike of rice, a bridge across the Yellow River.

Ten cars walk side by side, and the train doesn't sway. (3) The fat pig is big and long, and its body spans the Pacific Ocean.

The pig's back can get off the plane, and the pig becomes an airport. (4) The rice pile is round and sharp, and the members pile the rice into the sky.

Pull a piece of white cloud to wipe the sweat, and smoke a bag of cigarettes near the sun. There is also a special kind of doggerel, which consists of seventeen words, commonly known as "three sentences and a half" among the people, and there is also a story here.

According to legend, in ancient times, there was a scholar who thought highly of himself and often boasted and talked eloquently. Unfortunately, in actual writing, it was a quatrain, and he often got stuck at the last sentence, so he had to end it in two words in a hurry, so he got the nickname "three sentences and a half". Once, "Three Sentences and a Half" met a peasant girl in the wild, and she was full of poetry. At the exit, she said, The sunset is shining on the villa, and a girl is coming.

The golden lotus is only three inches, measuring horizontally. Hearing this, the peasant woman turned pale with anger and asked her family to send "three sentences and a half" to the court. As soon as she went to court, "three sentences and a half" saw that the county official was surnamed Wang and blurted out: the county official was originally surnamed Wang and was bent on becoming an emperor.

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4. What are the cursing poems?

My son is a Zhongshan wolf. If he succeeds, he will be crazy.

Mother's sincerity and mother's unhappiness

It means mom, so he/mom is very upset.

The top of the leaf howls at the mountain, and the mud lies/troughs in the Mahler Gobi.

In the clouds, someone is sitting by the river. Xiao Li flies a knife, and someone becomes a small/too/supervisor. (Someone please automatically switch to the person you want to scold)

When weeding at noon, mines are buried in the soil. Your baby digs a mine and blows it into two/a hundred/five.

I wish you happiness. You deserve to be drowned. I wish you a better life than Nanshan.

The incense burner in Rizhao gave birth to purple smoke, and Li Bai came to the morgue.

Head down and walk west with a smile.

The foot of my bed gave off such bright light that the thief climbed into the window. Open the safe, bills.

Such a bright line was at the foot of my bed that Li Bai climbed up the window. I lost all my hair when I met X-rays.

The incense burner in Rizhao gave birth to purple smoke, and Li Bai came to the roast duck restaurant. My mouth is watering outside thousands of feet, but I have no money with me when I touch my pocket.

If you don't wash your feet when you sleep in spring, mosquitoes bite everywhere. At night, Hong Kong feet stink.

In the spring morning, I woke up easily and mosquito bites were everywhere. At night, no one can escape.

Li Bai got on the boat without paying, and the boatman kicked him off. Peach Blossom Beach is as deep as thousands of feet. I wonder if Li Bai is dead.

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It rains in succession during the Qingming Festival.

I am lonely and want to commit suicide.

Excuse me, where is the beauty?

Mu Tong Yaozhi Sanlitun

Kindness in learning

When cooking is at noon, sweat and oil are boiled out.

Whoever eats the Chinese food on the plate will suffer.

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Always remember the canteen,

Flies are as happy as ever.

Swallow black pearls,

Unconsciously, a dead fly entered your stomach.

Vomiting, vomiting,

Spit out pickles.

Black night cry

I can't stroll into the canteen, and my face is like autumn.

The long line frowned.

It's hard to bite, but this is steamed bread.

Don't smell sour in your heart.

Manjianghong. Write a bosom.

Panting, afraid to rest in the canteen.

Looking up, the queue is endless and the competition is fierce.

Thirty brothers are worried and anxious, and eight people are angry.

Don't wait, dry that bowl of rice, empty and sad!

Hungry and ashamed, it's still snowing. When will students hate it?

Knock on the low stool square table with chopsticks.

It's hard to swallow a mouthful of rice with an empty stomach, but it's hard to drink it with a smile.

After eating, pick up the leftovers, still hungry.

5. What are the ancient poems about swearing?

China's earliest satirical poems may be some chapters in The Book of Songs Rats: "Rats have skins, but people are rude. If a person doesn't look his face squarely, he might as well die. Rats have skin and teeth, but people have no end. A man without virtue should not wait for death. Rats have skins and bodies, but people are rude. If people are rude, Hu will not die? "

Poetry is hard to find. Those who swear without dirty words are:

China didn't learn so many weapons, but you learned the sword;

Go to the sword, but don't learn the sword;

There are so many moves in the sword that you are drunk with learning the sword;

Learn silver swords instead of bronze swords and iron swords!

Finally, you became a martial arts stunt: drunken silver sword!

Finally, we can achieve the unity of man and sword-sword!

It is cursed to find saints. Mencius said: Yang thought I had no monarch; Mohism loves all and has no father. No father, no king, all animals. Even scholars with different opinions have to swear, which shows that China has a tradition of scholars swearing since ancient times. The difference between scholars and ordinary people lies in the degree of swearing.

You did nothing wrong! Can only blame Darwin's theory of evolution!

It's not your fault that you are ugly. You deserve it!

Were you bitten by a pig or caught by a door when you were a child? You still have the courage to live, so brave. ...

6. Give an abusive poem

China didn't learn so many weapons, but you learned the sword; Go to the sword, but don't learn the sword; There are so many moves in the sword that you are drunk with learning the sword; Learn silver swords instead of bronze swords and iron swords! Finally, you became a martial arts stunt: drunken silver sword! Finally, we can achieve the unity of man and sword-sword! Our school turned around and scared a cow to death by the river.

So-and-so in our school turned around and all the girls vomited together. So-and-so in our school turned three times, and the global pervert jumped off the building.

So-and-so in our school turned four times, and the Yellow River stopped flowing. Our school has turned five times, and Daqing Oilfield does not produce oil.

Our school turned around six times, but no plankton came up. At seven o'clock in our school, Bi Xian plays table tennis.

So-and-so in our school turns eight times, and the monk washes his hair soft. So-and-so in our school turned to pork chop and encroached on my property.

As soon as someone in our school turned around, everyone fled the earth.

7. What are the ancient poems about swearing?

1. I'm tired after writing all my life, and my reputation has never been lost. The horse returned another day, and there was no war in the east of the city. -Su Shi's Supplement to Dongpo Chronology

2. a needle is tempered, one by one. -"Yong Zhen" Wen Yingjiang

3. "If you are thousands of miles away, you will be like a duck to water, drifting with the tide and stealing your whole body." Will it be better to put a yoke on the horse, and will it follow the horse's track? Better than orioles, will you compete with chickens for food? "-"Chu Ci Supplement "Qu Yuan.

4. Yuanyang occupied the water and annoyed the guests, but the parrot thought that the cage could break the spell. -"Two Children" Li Shanfu

5. I'm used to children mocking teachers, and I'm too lazy to be an idiot cursing ghost books. -"Five Small Gardens" Liu Kezhuang

6. The official hamster is as big as a bucket, and it won't leave when people open the warehouse. The soldiers guarding the frontier have no food, and the industrious people are starving. Who sends the grain from the official granary to your mouth every day? -"Official Hamster" Cao Ye

7. Rats have skin, but people have no tools! If a person doesn't look his face squarely, he might as well die.

You see ground squirrels and teeth, but people ignore virtue. A man without virtue should not wait for death.

Rats have bodies, but people are rude! People are rude, not rude? -"Sweet Mouse" in The Book of Songs

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Boiled beans are held as soup and simmered as juice. Honey burns under the pot, and beans cry in the pot. We were born from the same root, so why should we speculate with each other! -Wei, "Seven Steps Poetry"

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Although the soldiers and horses in front of the temple are Xiao Xiong, their longitudinal violence is slightly the same as that of Qiang and Xiongnu. Above the Hanshui River, most of the loyalists are women. -Du Fu's quatrains

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Everyone raised the hope of cleverness, but I was delayed by cleverness all my life. I only hope that my children are honest and honest, and can reach the official position without disaster-Su Shi's "Washing Children"

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The merit is not high, but the name can be blown; You can drill without effort. Sri Lanka is a yamen, but I am satisfied: two or three sets of public houses, lovers do not leave; Talking and laughing, there are hotels and few people; You can travel to America and Japan. There is no shortage of money, backed by public funds. Eat "land, sea and air" and have enough fun with "beauty". The world says: shameful and disgusting! -Anonymous "New Edition of Humble Room Inscription"

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The official is not big, and the power is spiritual; There is not much profit, and it will be successful if you can get it. Although it is a nine-product, it is a saint. Eat, drink and fish, and everything can go first. The official rank is rising year by year, and the oil and water are increasing day by day. Cars are coming and going, talking nonsense; Command blindly, fool people. No pain caused by fatigue, no trouble caused by work. The world can't compare, and neither can the gods. The common people said, "This official is disgusting!" -Anonymous "New Edition of Humble Room Inscription"

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Why not take photos by drowning yourself! -"Yi Yan Yuan Yan"

14. Snakes talk with their mouths. -"Xiaoya's Clever Words" (excerpt)

15. The punch line is like a spring. -"Xiaoya's Clever Words" (excerpt)