1, life is not easy, the pig sighs.

2. Eat every day and get fat at night.

Be a good person today and see your mood tomorrow.

4. Everything happens for a reason, and the sand sculpture beauty is me.

5. My shoulder itches recently, so I may have little wings.

6. Those hurdles that can't be crossed are not just because your legs are short.

7. Your family is really poor. I said I'd go to your house to play, but you said there was nothing I could do.

8, beauty and ugliness are determined by fate, the sky is fat and thin, the sky wants me to be fat, and I am resigned to fate.

9. My advantage is that I dare to admit my mistakes. My weakness is that I will never change.

10, I don't know what circles you all mix, I mix dark circles.

1 1, don't go too far in taking selfies in your circle of friends, but everyone has encountered it.

12, meat can be reduced when it grows, but those snacks can't be eaten after they expire.

13, the reason for being fat is probably that my thin body can't hold my great personality.

14. If it continues to be so hot, I'm afraid my ice cream identity will be exposed.

15. Now I can stay up late. I suspect that I was a street lamp in my last life.

16, only those who have experienced heavy wind and rain know that it is useless to open an umbrella.

17, I can't play with my mobile phone, my eyes are bad, and I can't see the money when I open Alipay.

18. Don't ask me for money. We are all of the same age. If you have no money, will I have money?

19, in a bad mood, ready to delete a few WeChat merchants, let them know that the road to entrepreneurship is not smooth sailing.

20. In fact, when I was a child, I was thin and not fat at all, but later, the phrase "no leftovers" ruined my life.

2 1, I am a person who is afraid of cold, and the cold in my bones gives me rheumatoid arthritis.

22. I am not an Oreo, but I can take a dip.

If you don't have the money or time to travel, buy a globe. The world is so big that you can not only have a look, but also look around.

24, white shirts are easy to yellow, and general laundry detergent is difficult to wash off. Many people have a headache, so they might as well take some headache medicine when washing.

25. In the evening, I secretly asked the magic mirror: Am I the blackest person in the world? The mirror made a frightened voice: Who? Who the fuck is talking? !

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1. Recently, my shoulder itches a little, and I may be growing little wings.

2. Other girls want to be coquettish, so I just want to fight you one-on-one.

3. Those hurdles that you can't cross are not because your legs are short.

4. Your family is really poor. I said I'd go to your house to play, but you said there was nothing I could do.

My father drives a Ferrari and my mother drives a Porsche. I'm kidding.

6. I washed my hair and lost a lot of hair, but I'm not sad because I still have a head, but my head has nothing.

7. My partner said that she would give me100,000 on Tanabata, like saying: No money.

8. The price of pork is rising. I was lucky enough to eat pork once last week.

9, beauty and ugliness by fate, the sky is fat and thin, the sky wants me to be fat, resigned.

10, my advantage is that I dare to admit my mistakes. My weakness is that I will never change.

1 1. I'm going to bed. I still have half a bucket of instant noodles I dreamed of yesterday.

12, I don't know what circles you all mix, I mix dark circles.

13, when I was born, God asked me whether I should have a good memory or be handsome. I have forgotten what I answered at that time.

14, I am loyal, I can hit my friend, but I can't.

15, the moonlight is really beautiful and the wind is gentle tonight. I'll stab you with my collar.

16, why didn't you reply to my message? It's rude, isn't it, because I didn't send it?

17, meat can be reduced when it grows, but those snacks can't be eaten after they expire.

18, I have closed one eye, just waiting for you to say good night and close the other.

19, the reason for being fat is probably that my thin body can't hold my great personality.

20. If this fire continues, I'm afraid my ice cream identity will be exposed.

2 1. Now I can stay up late. I suspect that I was a street lamp in my last life.

Only those who have experienced heavy wind and rain know that it is useless to open an umbrella.

23. This weather is really embarrassing. It's hot without air conditioning. You have to buy one if you open it.

24. You can't play with your mobile phone, your eyes are not good, and you can't see money when you open Alipay.

25, today is a little annoying, I don't know how to describe it, I will call it the princess's trouble for the time being.