Two old people are chatting. An old man said, "My son has a bright future. He works as a manager in a big company in the city with an annual salary of 200 thousand. What about your son? " The other said, "I don't know. I heard that whoever finds him will be rewarded 1 10,000. "

One day, Xiaoming crossed the road and saw an old woman fall down. In the spirit of doing good, Xiao Ming helped her up. "Grandma, does it hurt?" Grandma holds Xiaoming's hand tightly! "I finally met a good man. What's your name! " "My name is Xiao Ming!" "Oh," the random old woman shouted to the crowded side of the street, "Come on, Xiao Ming tripped me!"

In the morning, the master said to the apprentice who had just received it, "Go out and see what the wind is like today and see if you can go fishing." The apprentice went out for a while and came back and said, "What do you think?" Master: "Idiot, throw something into the sky and see where it falls." The apprentice went out to look for bricks, and later came back and said, "Master, this is a pleasant journey."

Magpie came, and my mother said it was like a bird, like a guest; The swallow came, and my mother said it was a good bird or a guest. The crow came, and the child asked, are you a guest? The crow cried, Yes, I am a hacker!

Xiao Ming told his mother that my brother put a thumbtack on the guest's chair today, and I saw it. Mom said, "Then how did you do it?" Xiao Ming said, "I stood by. When the guest wanted to sit down, I took the chair away from behind him."

Wife: "Husband, lend me some beef in your bowl, and I'll take a picture and return it to you."

Husband: "Yes, can I have my meat back?"

Wife: "it's obviously mine, with pictures and truth!" " "

Today, I went to a meeting. On the way, I met my colleague Liu, who was eating radish while walking.

I asked, "Oh, all the fruits have come down this season. How can you eat radish? "

Liu: "You don't understand. Eat it and you can leave early for the meeting!" " "

Me: "What do you mean?"

Liu: "Our manager said that you had something to leave during the meeting. I can understand that, but you should at least fart! " "

Me: "..."

When dating, the woman always asks the man if he has money, a car and a house.

In fact, to be honest, such a scene can only be encountered by people in the city.

I'm not afraid to tell you, we country girls will find out the man's family background before dating, otherwise we won't meet casually.

Xiaoming came home from school and proudly said to his mother, "The teacher praised me today!" " "Mom:" What do you praise? "Xiaoming:" The teacher praised me as the strongest student in our class! " "Mom:" How can you be so confident? " Xiao Ming: "Our head teacher said that no matter what I do, I always drag the whole class down by myself!" " "Mom:" Xiong Haizi, don't run ... "

One day, Lao Wang met a drunk driver. He had a brainwave and got off the bus to join the team of aunts who danced square dance on the roadside. The police took Lao Wang out and took him away because he couldn't keep up with the rhythm of the aunts. The aunt who led the dance said in panic, "Sisters, look, the one who didn't dance seriously was taken away by the police!" " "So the aunts jumped more vigorously.