A colleague I didn’t know well was chatting with me. The content of the conversation was extremely boring, just talking about what was going on between him and his girlfriend. I am speechless. After he spoke for a long time, he looked at me, probably meaning that after he said so much, I should express my opinion. For a moment, I really didn’t know what to say, so I blurted out and asked: "Is your girlfriend a girl?"... The exam teacher handed out papers, and the girl behind took an extra one and shouted: "Teacher, I have it. I have it!” The boy sitting next to him said: “It’s mine, it’s mine!”… One time, I went to buy breakfast and when I was queuing, I found that the usually stern boss was also queuing up, so I was very nervous and said hello. Finally, he said to the chef: "Master, please give me a cup of steamed buns with two breasts!"... It was the first time in two years that I heard the boss laugh so loudly. I went to buy watermelons that day and heard someone asking the melon seller: Does your watermelon have a skin? The politics teacher once said during a lecture: "Let me give you an example." Then he felt it was wrong and said again: "Give me an example." A classmate explained to me how to dial a certain inquiry phone number. I wanted to ask if the person who answered the phone was a real person or a voice, and I actually said, "Is the person who answered the phone alive or dead?" In my junior year, my classmate went to work in a fish mall. The guest took the picked fish, and my classmate pointed to the fish killing platform and said to him gently: "Go over there, someone will kill you."... The teacher told us: "Be honest when riding in the car during spring outings, don't keep your head turned up I wanted to drink soda that day, so I hurried a few steps towards the cold drink stand to get a bottle of soda. Unexpectedly, I saw the beer in front of me and said in a hurry: "Boss, a bottle of soda!"... … When one of our colleagues went to take the driving license test, he said a classic saying to the examiner: Report your appearance, the examiner is normal! …… MM told me about KFC’s new “Body and Blood” and asked me to take her to eat it. It was extremely hot in Beijing in those days and I was groggy. When I got to the restaurant, I said to the smiling KFC lady: “Please give me I'm both bloody and bloody, thank you! "... At a literary evening, the host came to the stage to announce: Please enjoy: Xinjiang song and dance, lift your skull! Creepy! If a tiger doesn't respond to a cat, you think I'm critically ill! When I was in high school, the classroom discipline was chaotic. The teacher grabbed XXX in anger and said: XXX, stand on the wall! The whole class is freezing! Me: "That's our physics teacher..." Classmate: "What do you teach?" Me: "Chemistry..." A person in our dormitory drank too much and wanted to pee. Then he said a cold saying: "Drink too much pee." , there’s a lot of wine.” Junior high school art party, Q&A session. The female host: "Everyone, be careful, don't rush too fast. Wait until I finish speaking and start raising your hands!" Then she started to read the question and said, "Now..." At this time, a contestant rushed to answer. The host said: "This classmate is a little too anxious. My shit is still in my mouth, why did you snatch it away..." When I was in school, one day I got a phone call, and my classmate answered it and handed it to me. Said: "Your mother is looking for you." I picked up the phone and said casually: "Male or female." Everyone laughed wildly. I have been laughed at for 4 years... A high school classmate of my classmate (a boy) walked into the noodle shop and flipped his hair: "Boss, two ounces of green onion and no rice noodles!" After that, he added: "Please order more rice noodles!" Boss : "...Do you want rice noodles or green onions?" Once the mother of a classmate in the dormitory called me. I used to say "he's not here", but this time what I wanted to say was "he's gone out". The result was: "He is no longer..." The president of our university used to teach us calligraphy. When talking about his experience, when it came to the year of one's life, one had to wear red. He said: "In that year, what did I do? I didn’t wear any (red clothes) either.” The whole class laughed wildly. There is another one. When I was in junior high school, we used an electric bell to ring the end of get out of class. Once after class, the bell was ringing and the teacher was still there. Suddenly, a boy who was sleeping in class suddenly jumped up from his seat with his teeth and claws open. Calling: "Mom! Get up and cook! It's time for me to go to class!"... High school requires us to wear school uniforms. Sometimes we boys only wear school uniform tops. During a gathering, our classmate's school uniforms were not neatly dressed, and the class teacher was furious: " Everyone who is not wearing pants, come forward! "... When I went to the factory for a metalworking internship in college, the master worker said when assigning machine tools: For the sake of safety, we will try to ensure that one male classmate and one female classmate share a bed. At that time, all the boys burst into laughter and the girls blushed. During the internship, almost all the lathe work was done by the girl who shared my bed with me. In the end, considering that if she couldn’t do anything, it wouldn’t be good for the master to check, I advised her to practice her skills. Who knew she said: I'm used to letting you do it. It was extremely cold at that time. A friend went to a dumpling restaurant and asked, "How much does a bowl of dumplings (for sleeping) cost (night)?" The waitress just heard "Bah!" and said: "Shameless!"... When I was studying in class, everyone was watching. During review, GG said to MM: "I just memorized the words, please help me write them silently.

"MM didn't want to be silent, so GG begged her, please (touch) silence me, (touch) silence me!! As a result, MM couldn't stand it anymore and shouted, "Teacher, look, I don't want to (touch) silence him, he insists. "I (touch) silently"... One day, she went to a classmate's house for dinner and drank some wine. Her father suddenly came in. He originally wanted to call her uncle, but he made the mistake of saying, "Dad, come and sit down!" "My colleague was arguing with someone, and he said in a hurry: "Do you think I grew up eating? "I have always wondered what he ate growing up. In the computer class, a classmate had a problem with his computer, so he shouted: "Boss, change the computer!" "The whole class was dumbfounded. My sister and I went to Li Ning to buy shoes. My sister said, "Miss, how much do these shoes cost per pound? "In high school, I went home with my girl after school. I saw a barbecue vendor at the school gate. My girl said she wanted to eat beef offal because there were many people in front of the grill. I was afraid that the boss wouldn't hear me, so I shouted: "Boss. , 5 skewers of bullwhip! "Then there was silence, and three seconds later everyone burst into laughter. I was really embarrassed... The most embarrassing thing was that MM then asked me "What is a bullwhip?" I had to answer MM very, very quietly: "A bullwhip is a cow's tail. " On the factory bus at work, MM asked me: "My computer is not working anymore. It keeps dying. "I said: "Then you go back and check the virus, and remember to upgrade the anti-virus software. " Early the next morning, I saw MM again in the car. I casually asked, "Have you checked? how? "Then MM said loudly: "I was so angry that after checking for a long time, I was told that there was no (syphilis). What do you think we should do? "It was so cold at that time...I still remember it freshly now. Someone once came to my aunt's house as a guest, and she just walked in. My aunt happened to have to go to the toilet. She quickly greeted the guests and said: "You guys sit down, sit down, I'll go to the toilet. Pour some tea! "During the military training in college, the instructor yelled: "Use your peripheral vision (peripheral vision) to align! "A classmate whispered to me: "Only his bladder grows on his face. "Our company has a bus to pick up and drop off work in the morning. Because the bus is not big, once, after getting on the bus, there was no seat. A male colleague sitting next to me quickly stood up and greeted her enthusiastically: "So-and-so, you take a seat. Get on my ass! "I kept laughing until I got off the bus! When a student from the Department of Physical Education was taking a practical class, many teachers were listening to the class. He was so nervous that when he finally wanted to disband the team, his mind went blank for a moment and he suppressed a sentence: "Everyone, pay attention, stand at attention! flash! ! "I met a girl I had long admired coming out of the bathhouse. I wanted to get close to her, so I held it in for a long time and said: "You are taking a bath, are there many men in there? "There was a teacher who stayed up all night playing mahjong. When he saw that the blackboard was not wiped, he was furious: "Who is playing banker today? Don’t even wipe the blackboard! "I just bought a house. I called a buddy in excitement and said, "I bought a house, but it's only a dime (I forgot to mention the word "blank"). Still need to decorate. The buddy said, "Is there only one toilet?" So where do you live? "The three most popular words during the Iraq War: peace, war, and found. Connect these three English words and read them out loud three times, and you will uncover a major historical mystery. (I was the one who farted) Friends The child was half a year old. I called to care about him. After a few words of greeting, he said: "Is your child taking human milk or your milk now?" "..." When I was buying rice in the canteen, I saw the tofu skin that I had been coveting for a long time. I got excited and said to the waiter: "Have some potato skins!" "...it shocked the people around me. What a good donkey to be my heart, liver, and lungs... Last time I went to McDonald's, I said to the salesperson: "Here's a bag of potato chips! "They said no. I said: "What kind of store...it doesn't even have potato chips? ! "After that, he turned around and left... During the politics class, we talked about Sino-Japanese political issues and talked about Japanese samurai committing suicide by caesarean section. The teacher introduced: "Japanese samurai all had caesarean sections before they died! "... Once I called a customer named Wang. The person who answered the switchboard was a girl with a very sweet voice. She told me his extension number. I didn't know whether the person named Wang I was looking for was a man. Female, I asked by the way: "Is he a male gentleman or a female gentleman? "... When I was in college, a classmate of mine just bought a mobile phone and applied for a mobile card. He called the 1860 manned desk to ask, and he was excited: "May I ask about your local transmission service..." From the speakerphone, we actually heard the operator lady being polite. He said: "Our local business..." The whole dormitory burst into laughter! Yesterday, someone said that he would introduce me to a girlfriend. I originally wanted to ask, "Is it beautiful?", but I ended up saying, "Is it cheap?" ". Sweat myself to death... The senior sister from the university, who was studying educational psychology, was late... walked into the classroom and glanced sideways at the blackboard. When the old professor was angry, he asked the senior sister to answer the questions on the blackboard. The senior sister hesitated for a long time and said: ""Sexy" and Sex Theory", this is too difficult to explain. "The whole class jumped up. It turned out that the professor's original topic was: "On Reason and Emotion"... I heard from my classmates that once a girl in their dormitory went to buy sanitary napkins and said to the boss: "A pack of sanitary napkins."

The boss actually asked: Do you want fresh food or spicy food? Then the classmate was stunned for a moment and said, "Let's try the three delicacies. I'm afraid I can't stand the spicy food..." I have a classmate who has been reviewing for the computer level 3 exam. One day while playing football, another classmate dribbled the ball to the bottom line and just listened to him. Shouting: Enter! Enter! (Biography) When I was in college, I heard a girl ordering: Master, stir-fry a plate of hot and sour potato shreds, without the potatoes! When I was in college, a teacher gave a lecture about a new type of material and said: "The sexual function of this material is incomparable to old materials... Oh no, performance and function..." One day I was eating at a rice noodle shop. It was very slow and very hungry, so I finally couldn't hold it back anymore and slapped the table and roared. I originally wanted to say that if the rice noodles were not served, I would turn over the table! The result was: "Boss!!!! If you don't serve rice noodles, I will eat the table!!!!" The whole store was silent for 3 seconds and burst into laughter under the table... It's embarrassing... My parents quarreled, and my dad said angrily: "I'll get you out!" I once went to buy mutton skewers. I stretched out four fingers and said to the boss, "Here are three mutton skewers." The boss was confused and asked, "How many?" I stretched out three fingers and said "4 sticks"... Our general manager's surname is Zhou. One time he called me while I was driving. When I was nervous, I opened my mouth and said: "Premier Zhou..." Once I helped my boss book a hotel and wanted to ask if there was anything free. I couldn't think of a good way to provide services such as Internet access, so I asked the other party: "Excuse me, do you have any special services here?" The other party said: "What? We are a regular hotel for special services!" Queuing in the cafeteria , I heard a boy next to me say: "Master, have a bowl of 'bullet cauliflower' soup!" (seaweed and egg drop soup). A colleague asked me yesterday. How to write the festival section? I answered: Add a festive stanza under the prefix "草" and remove the prefix "草"! Everyone burst into laughter! I didn't react for a while... The physics teacher said: "This is a thick spring. I push it from both ends to see if it has become dense (constipated)?" Boss, do you have a toilet paper card? Some of our colleagues are on a business trip, and the dealer invites us to dinner. If you need to urinate during the meal, the dealer said that there is a restroom opposite. If you go there, if you tell the door that we are eating across the street, it will be free. In order to save two cents, our colleagues walked straight away and confidently said to the toilet man: "I'm here to eat!" I work in the logistics department. During the Chinese New Year, customers called to check when the pre-holiday goods would arrive. , because I was confused these past few days during the holidays, and I couldn’t figure out the contents of the order, so I asked casually: “Who are you?” When I was in high school, I went out to work during the holidays, and I wanted to find a job as a waiter in a restaurant. Work. Because I was still a child and it was my first time to work, I was very nervous. I originally wanted to ask the manager if I needed some part-time work, but I thought it would be more subtle to ask if I needed more manpower, so I ended up saying, "Manager, do you need any part-time workers here?" A thug? "... Once I went to the market to buy vegetables and prepare for a dinner. A Korean friend bought lettuce for 2.4 yuan. He gave all the change he had to the hawker and was still short of a dime, so he said to the hawker: " I gave all my hair to you, so there is no more hair.” The vendor was dumbfounded for a long time before replying: “I don’t want any of your hair.” The manager usually said to smokers in meetings: “Strangle all smokers to death!” ! I met a colleague in the bathroom at noon, and suddenly I didn't know what words to use to say hello. I asked him by accident: "Have you eaten?" After asking, I was annoyed and embarrassed, and my colleague replied: "Have you eaten?"... … When my colleague wanted to ask about the exchange rate between RMB and Japanese yen, he immediately asked how the exchange rate between the orangutan and the Japanese yen was. After the union chairman gave an impassioned speech, the last sentence reached a climax: Comrades, let us do better work this year than next year! Everyone fell down. I went to the cinema to watch "Pirates of the Caribbean 3". There was a trailer for "Transformers" before the movie started. When I saw the leader of the Decepticons, I couldn't remember "Megatron" or that his team was called "Decepticons". ", because I was so excited, I exclaimed for a moment, "It's so handsome, it's Nan Batian!" What's terrible is that it was suddenly very quiet at that time without any movie sound effects, and many people stared at me and burst into laughter... It was so embarrassing. Got it! I was having dinner with a group of friends. One of them was probably betrayed by his brother. He was so depressed that he drank a lot of beer. Then he stood up with a red face and yelled: "Brother! I'm not here to sell you!!" He probably wanted to. He said, "Brothers are not for betrayal"... I was so tired that I even ran out of energy to eat shit... When my colleague started to eat, the phone rang. She said: I am KAO, and I will come to eat as soon as I eat. I remember the monitor in elementary school as being extremely serious. During a self-study class, the classroom was abuzz with people. After maintaining order several times, the monitor finally couldn't bear it anymore. He stood up, slapped the table and roared: If anyone makes any more noise, cut him off! ! ! ...The whole class drank quietly with the leaders and others, raised their glasses and shouted loudly: "Let us die together!" At that time, my mind was too hot... A classmate named Yu Jingbo received a letter one day, and the dormitory guard shouted at the door of the dormitory: " Gan Liangpi, Gan Liangpi’s letter!” A friend got married and gave him a red envelope. My friend politely said no. I said: That's okay, it's only once a year, you must take it... I went to buy pastries. I originally wanted to say, "Two pineapple pies and an egg tart," but ended up saying, "Two oriole egg tarts." "What's even more depressing is that the shop owner actually understood... When I was in college, there was a girl named Liu Yun in our class. Once, a classmate from another class sent her a letter.

On the envelope, there is a horizontal line above the lower half of the word "Yun" in her character "Yun". Because the writing was too sloppy, the horizontal line turned into a dot. As a result, the classmate took the letter and shouted in our corridor, "Liu Mang, who is Liu Mang? I have a letter from you." Everyone in the corridor ran out to see Liu Mang (the gangster). As a result, the girl named Liu Yun was helplessly called a gangster for four years. There was a time when there was a rat infestation at home, so my mother bought rat poison to keep the family peaceful, but not a single mouse was cured by the medicine. One day very early in the morning, my mother got up and looked at the rat medicine in the corner of the door, and said to herself, "Why is no one taking this medicine?" The whole family fainted... One time, while playing mahjong on a hot day, the power suddenly went out, so I had to buy it. Hold the candle and continue fighting. After half an hour, the heat was unbearable. One person said: "Let's turn on the electric fan, it's too hot." Another person said: "Don't turn it on. Turning it on will blow out the candle." Teacher in physics class Talking about radioactive elements, he said: "Radioactive elements are very dangerous. You humans must stay away from them!!" After studying in the dormitory in the evening, I met the fairy sister on the road, so I followed her. I kept wanting to strike up a conversation, but I didn't have the courage to approach until the fairy sister was about to come. When I walked into the girls' building, I gritted my teeth, stepped forward, and asked the sister loudly: "Classmate, are you a girl?" Later... later I enjoyed the eyes of that fairy sister for two years. When I was a child, my father watched me write compositions. There was a very simple word written wrong. My father smiled and said to my mother: "I found that your son is very stupid." I became anxious and said loudly to my father: "Your son is stupid!" Our high school office The director once again angrily scolded us for not paying attention in class and said: "If you do this again in the future, don't blame me for turning against me and becoming a human being!" My surname is Zhu, and I manage the unit's computer room. Someone once called me on my mobile phone: "Chief Chicken Section, are you in the pig room?" At that time, he cursed the guy. Comments | 1. Yesterday I dreamed that God said he could grant me a wish. I took out a globe and said I wanted world peace, but he said it was too difficult to change to another one. I took out your photo and said I wanted this person to become beautiful. He thought for a moment and said, take it. Let me look at the globe again. 2. A girl is so ugly that she cannot marry and hopes to be trafficked. My dream finally came true, but I couldn’t sell it for half a month. The kidnappers sent her back, but she refused to get out of the car. The kidnappers gritted their teeth and stamped their feet: Let’s go, I don’t want the car. 3. 20 years ago, your father held you while you waited for the car. People laughed at your child because he was ugly, and your father cried. An old man selling bananas patted his father and said, "Brother, don't cry. Give the monkey a banana to eat! It's so pitiful. It's so hungry that it has no hair left." 4. On the plane, a parrot said to the flight attendant: " "Bring me a glass of water." The pig imitated the parrot and said to the stewardess: "Bring me a glass of water." The stewardess was furious and threw both the parrot and the pig off the plane. At this time, the parrot said to the pig: "You are stupid, I can fly." 5. An old farmer was hoeing in the field. A crow flew over and dropped some shit on the old farmer's face. The old farmer raised his head and cursed: " Damn it! You don’t know how to wear underpants when you go out!” Crow said: “Damn it! You’re wearing underpants!” 6. A certain lady bought a female parrot on a whim. Unexpectedly, when I brought it home, the first thing it said was: "Do you want to go to bed with me?" When the lady heard this, she thought to herself: That's bad, outsiders think I taught you this. This doesn't make me a lady. The image was completely ruined. So she tried her best to get the parrot to say something elegant, but the female parrot was determined and could only say one sentence: "Do you want to go to bed with me?" ... What should she do? When the lady lost her mind, she heard that the priest also kept a parrot (male), and not only did the parrot not use foul language, it was actually a devout Christian who spent most of the day praying. So the woman went to the priest for help. After the priest understood her purpose, he said with a slightly troubled expression: "This is difficult to handle. In fact, the parrot didn't teach it anything deliberately. The reason why it is so pious may be that it has been nurtured here for a long time. Seeing that the lady was disappointed, the priest said, "Well, you bring the parrot to me, and I will put them together. I hope that after a while, your parrot will be converted." If you can do this, whether it will be effective or not depends on God's will..." When the lady heard this, she could only do this. Isn't there a saying: Those who are close to the vermilion will be red? Give it a try. So she took the parrot to the priest. The priest kept the two parrots together as promised. The female parrot was a little reserved at first. Seeing the male parrot praying silently in a corner of the cage, she really couldn't bear to disturb him. But she still couldn't control herself, and finally said loudly: "Do you want to go to bed with me?" When the male parrot heard this, he stopped praying, turned around and looked at the female parrot, and suddenly burst into tears: "Thank God, I prayed The wish of so many years has finally come true..." 7. Girls don't say that. A man said to a woman: "I'll treat you to dinner." The woman said: "Let's wait for another day." 8. There was a widow in the piggy bank to buy cucumbers. , and asked not to slice the cucumber, but the cucumber seller forgot and sliced ??it anyway. When the widow saw it, she cursed: "Do you think I am a fucking piggy bank?" 9. Internship A large group of girls went to the farm for internship. We were taught how to milk cows, and after the demonstration was completed, we were taught how to do it ourselves. At this time, a girl saw that others had squeezed half of the tube and hers was only a little bit, and she was very puzzled. The farmer came over to take a look and said: Miss, not only did you crowd the wrong place, but you also chose the wrong cow.

10. A handsome guy wanted to buy condoms. A handsome guy wanted to buy condoms. She didn’t know the size. The service lady had no choice but to check. She said to the colleague next to her: "Here comes a box of 5-inch ones, not 7-inch ones... Oh, my God." , get toilet paper quickly. . . . . . . . 11. Caught his ex-girlfriend flirting with her new love. Shadow Pig had just been dumped by his girlfriend. He happened to catch his ex-girlfriend flirting with her new love on the street. The more he watched, the more angry he became, and he wanted to humiliate them. So he politely came forward to say hello, and said to his girlfriend Xinhuan with disdain: "You don't mind the second-hand goods I have used!" Just when he was proud of his creativity, his ex-girlfriend laughed and said: "Every inch on the outside is old, but everything on the inside is brand new!" 12. If you miss the roll call after class, 50 points will be deducted from your final grade if you miss the roll call! When he thought of a brother, he jumped over for some reason, so he shouted: "Teacher, you missed something!" The old teacher, who was over sixty years old, looked down and said: "No~" 13. One summer, a A young man in slippers got on a bus. He sat down, crossed his legs, and sat opposite a girl in a miniskirt (without underwear). The car drove off! ! Sudden! A brake! The young man’s feet were inserted into the girl’s BB, ugh! That’s how it is! Two days later, the girl felt that her vagina was very uncomfortable, so she went to the hospital. When the doctor checked, she was surprised and said, "Wow, your vagina has athlete's foot. It's strange." At this moment, the door was pushed open, and another A doctor broke in and said, "What's weird about this? There was a young man with syphilis on his feet just now!!" 14. Before the masquerade party, the wife suddenly felt unwell, so she asked her husband to attend the party alone. Later, when the wife felt better, she put on a dress that her husband had never seen before and drove to the dance. As soon as they entered the house, the wife saw her husband flirting with other women. She couldn't help but feel jealous and decided to test her husband. She walked up to her husband, spoke coquettishly, and threw herself into his arms. Finally, he was lured to the back garden to have a romantic time. At midnight, when everyone was about to take off their masks, the wife quietly left. And her husband didn't come back until three in the morning. "How was the dance?" asked the wife. "It's not fun at all," the husband replied. "What on earth did you do there?" the wife asked again and again. "To tell you the truth," the husband said, "When I got there, I saw several friends without their wives, so we played cards in the study." "Have you been playing cards all night?" Mrs. screamed. "Yes, but I lent my costume and mask to another old friend. The guy actually boasted to me at the end of the ball, saying it was the most wonderful night in his life! 15. On the wedding night, the bride has already The groom took off his clothes and went to bed. But when he got to the shoes, he ran into trouble because the shoelaces couldn't be untied. Knife, just use a knife to cut it off! "The bride's mother wanted to know if everything was going as she wanted, so she eavesdropped in the next room. When she heard the bride say this, she shouted: "No, you can't use a knife." She said through the wall: "Tell him, just put some saliva on it." 16. There is a couple. The husband likes bowling very much but is also afraid of his wife. The wife loves to smoke. One night, the wife found that she had run out of cigarettes, so she asked the husband to buy them. The husband had no choice but to buy them, but he had already smoked. It was very late and all the nearby canteens were closed. This made the husband very anxious. He suddenly thought that there should be a cigarette seller in the bar, so he went there. When he arrived at the bar, the husband saw a beautiful lady sitting at the bar. So he walked over and chatted with the lady, and then they went to book a room together. In the middle of the night, the husband suddenly thought that he had forgotten to buy cigarettes for his wife, and he was afraid that his wife would beat him to death if she knew about it. He asked the lady if she had any talcum powder. The lady was very surprised but gave it to him anyway. The husband put the talcum powder on his hands and went home. As soon as he entered the house, he saw his wife standing there angrily. The wife asked Husband: “Where did you die? The husband answered honestly: "There was no place to sell cigarettes on the roadside, so I went to the bar. I saw a beautiful lady at the bar, so I went over to have a chat, and then we went to book a room." After hearing this, the wife said to her husband: "Stretch out your hand!" "The husband obediently stretched out his hand for his wife to see. The wife said angrily: "I didn't tell you that you were going bowling with your friends! What happened to your hand! ” 17. A couple went to stay in the suburbs. The owner of the hotel told them to please bear with them because there were often power outages at night because there was not enough electricity. Unexpectedly, the couple not only didn’t mind, but actually thought it was exciting, so they agreed that as soon as the power went out, they would They only made out once. Sure enough, at night, the power went out every two hours. After several times, the man had to drag his tired body to discuss with the hotel owner and said: "Boss, I am willing to pay more, but please." Could you do me a favor and change the power outage to every four hours? The hotel owner smiled in embarrassment and said, "I'm happy to help you, but it's a pity that you're a step late. Your girlfriend has already overpaid me just now, and the condition is that the power will be cut off every half hour!" ” 18. When Carrot saw Ham, he said: Wow! You are so rich, and you are wearing leather clothes. Ham: What the hell, look at their sausages, they are wearing real leather, and we are also wearing this artificial leather.

19. The kangaroo and the frog go to whore the chicken. The kangaroo does it in three or two strokes, and the frog next door just listens to the frog next door saying "Hey!" all night long! One, two, three Hey! Kangaroo is so envious. The next day, the kangaroo said: "Wow!~~Brother Frog, you are great!" The frog said: "Cao, I didn't jump on the bed all night!~~ 20. It is said that there was a shy little boy who fell in love with a handsome boy. A beautiful, elegant woman. Shy, he secretly observed her life every day, and finally found a cycle - she would eat noodles at a certain noodle shop on a certain day every week. He felt that the time was ripe, so he went there on that day. Waiting for her at the noodle shop, when she came in and sat down, he took a deep breath, gathered up his courage, and strode forward to ask her name, "Miss, what's your name?" The lady opened her big eyes and said to him, "My name is beef noodles." 21. A couple was watching people dancing in the ballroom. The husband said with emotion: "This world is really strange. That ugly and stupid man has a beautiful wife." The wife smiled and said, "My dear, you are really good at flattering me."

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