1, waiter, a bowl full of tears. Sorry, there are only pigeons left in our shop.

2. I went to a restaurant to eat and ordered a handmade noodle. The waiter came up later and said that the machine was broken. Please order something else!

3. "Today is my treat. What do you like to eat? " "Lobster and sea crab can. I like to eat with shells. " "Oh, waiter, delicious melon seeds."

4. Do maintenance in the fourth son's shop. Watching TV in the lounge, I fell asleep unconsciously. Suddenly, the waiter woke me up. I said angrily, I'm tired and I'm not allowed to sleep. The waiter said, yes, but it's best not to sleep naked.

The waiter asked me whether I should cut the pizza into 4 or 8 portions. I said, "I can't eat four or eight servings."

6. The guest asked the waiter, "Why is my soup tasteless? This is just ordinary water. " Waiter: "This is soup, free of charge. Oh, I'm sorry, I haven't added soup yet?

7. I like to drink a bottle of red bull after every meal in the restaurant, which will make me energetic and run faster, and the waiter can't catch up with me at all.

8. It's not too much for me to scold the waiter after waiting for 40 minutes to eat in a restaurant and not serving. What's really excessive is that I didn't order it at all.

9. Attendant: "Excuse me, what can I do for you?" "Yes, can you help me pay?" ?

10. After graduating from high school, I worked as a waiter in a restaurant. There I met a man and a woman scrambling to pay the bill. I looked at them and took the money from the woman. At that moment, the girl looked at me with some complicated eyes!