1. Ducks have a meeting to discuss whose wings are the most useless, and the result is themselves.

The duck asked the swan, "Why are you noble?" The swan replied, "Because I eat with my mouth." The duck thought for a moment and said, "Then I am the smartest duck in the world, because I eat with my ass."

3. Two ducks are swimming in the river. A man suddenly asked, "Can you play football?" Another duck said in surprise, "Are you a duck or am I a duck? Do we play football with our mouths? "

4. A duck was walking by the river and saw a white crane standing on the shore. He went over and asked, "Why don't you come down and swim?" The crane replied, "I have thin legs." The duck immediately said, "Then I will be the most beautiful duck in the world, because my legs are short."

5. Two ducks are swimming in the river. One suddenly asked, "Can you fly?" The other duck replied, "Sure, have you seen my wings?" The first duck said, "Then why don't you fly away?" The second duck said, "Because I am a duck, not a bird."

6. Ducks and chickens are swimming by the river. Suddenly a crocodile swam from the shore. The duck and the chicken were very scared, but the duck soon calmed down and said to the chicken, "Don't be afraid, it just wants to taste our taste."

7. Two ducks are swimming in the river. One duck swims very fast, and the other asks, "Why do you swim so fast?" The first duck said, "Because my coach is a rabbit." The second duck said, "Then I am the smartest duck in the world, because my coach is a fox."

8. A duck was swimming in the river. When he saw a waterfowl resting on the shore, he swam over and asked, "Why don't you come down and swim?" The waterfowl replied, "I don't like water." The duck said in surprise, "Then why do you still have such long legs?" The waterfowl said, "Because I am a waterfowl, not a duck."

9. Two ducks are swimming in the river. A man suddenly asked, "Can you sing?" The other duck replied, "Of course." The first duck said, "Then why don't you sing?" The second duck said, "Because I am a duck, not a bird."

10, a duck was swimming in the river. When he saw a bird flying in the sky, he swam over and asked, "Why don't you come down and swim?" The bird replied, "I like flying." The duck said, "Then I am the smartest duck in the world, because I like swimming and singing."