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The most interesting recipes

Pork ode

Song sushi

Clean the pot, no water, no firewood.

Don't rush him when he is ripe, he will be beautiful when the heat is enough.

Huangzhou good pork, the price is as cheap as dirt.

If you refuse to eat, the poor can't cook.

Get up in the morning and play two bowls, which are full, so don't worry at all.

This is a poem, a recipe and a guide to making Dongpo meat.

Su Shi was exiled to Huangzhou at most, and his living conditions were not good, so he tried to find food.

He found that pork in Huangzhou was cheap, so he bought it and studied a new way to eat it himself, from which Dongpo meat came.

There are ways to cook pork in Su Shi's poems. Poetry has no rhyme, but it makes people feel warm fireworks.

Treating the most ordinary meal with the most exquisite attitude is Su Shi's philosophy of life and the reason why everyone likes him.

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The most vulgar love poem

Wonong ci

Song Guan Daosheng

I like you. I like you, too. There are many feelings and feelings, and it is as hot as fire. Twist a piece of mud, shape me, break us both together and mix with water. Twist another one and shape another me. I got you into the mire, and you got me into the mire. Born in a bed, died in a bed!

The most embarrassing love poem

Circle the words

Song Zhu Shu Zhen

I want to send it, but I can't. But draw a circle. Words are outside the circle and hearts are inside. One circle is me and the other is you. You have me in your heart, and I have you in my heart. The moon will be round when it is missing, and it will be missing when it is full. The whole circle is reunion, and the half circle is separation. I'm beating around the bush, so you have to understand what I mean. Acacia countless, all the way around to the end.

The whole poem has nine "circles", which is really awkward to read.

On this day, maybe Zhu felt bored. On the first day Lang Jun left, I missed him, missed him, missed him.

What should I do? Just draw a circle on the paper. One circle is me and the other is you. I drew one picture after another, and my lovesickness was heavy.

Zhu looks like a child in love. If you get lovesick one day, you might as well try Zhu.