1. Master, just follow me

2. Donor, you broke me

3 "Really?" Ning Yuxi smiled He shouted: "Do you know what is the most painful thing in life?"

"For men, it is impotence, for women, it is infertility."

4. Sometimes , except for the lies that are true, the rest are all false...

5. My charming demeanor and unrivaled righteousness

6. I am not a casual person. If you act casually, you are not a human being.

7. The most pure water has no fish, the most humble person is invincible

8. Love you until you live, love you until you die, love you until you want to live. die.

I love you so much that you feel numb, I love you so much that you feel numb!

9. Don’t pretend to be B, otherwise you will be struck by lightning!

10 I am a very serious person

I am not a casual person< /p>

11 I am an upright person, known as the pleasure gun, 7 times a night, honest young man

12 Take a step back and the sky will be brighter, and the further happiness will be endless

13 I am the most What I am good at is convincing people with virtue.

I am not a casual person

11 I am an upright person, known as the pleasure gun, 7 times a night, honest young man< /p>

12 Take a step back and the sky will be brighter, and the happiness will be endless

13 What I am best at is convincing people with virtue.

14 I have worked very hard to restrain my charm. Now it seems that I have completely failed

15 Who told you to scare me! I'm going to inseminate you another day!

16 Do you prefer to rape first and then kill, kill first and then rape, or kill and rape at the same time? 17 She is better to this beast than me!

18 The road ahead is dark, and you are afraid of monsters. Master, the poor monk will guide you.

19 If you were a fox and I was a hunter, I would definitely chase you.

If you are tea leaves, I am boiling water. I will definitely pick you up.

If I were a carriage and you were a carriage, you would definitely drive (marry) me.

If I were a banknote and you were money, then I would definitely marry you.

20’s hands were so wet

21 My hands touched her breasts, but her breasts also touched my hands

Group 22 In a beating, a group of us will beat you, and in a duel, you will beat a group of us

23 It’s not easy for us to be men. Not only do we need to be handsome, but we also need to be able to make money and coax people, and we can dress up during the day. Gentleman, you can be a beast at night.

Nothing is missing. How can it be so easy to keep the red flag at home and the colorful flags fluttering outside?

24 Our friendship is very "pure"

25 We have a kitchen and a big bed ``````

26 "Hold the musket In his hand, Lin Wanrong is always happy. I now carry two guns, one for men and one for women, hehe."

27 "Brother, you are mine. "Luo Ning was almost suffocated by his kiss. She was surprised and happy in her heart. She finally struggled a little, her almond-shaped eyes slightly opened, her emotions were blurred, and she spoke softly in her mouth.

"Huh? What?" General Lin, who was immersed in the sweetness, was stunned for a moment. Before he could react, his intuition told him that there was something wrong with what he said.

Luo Ning also remembered that what she said was wrong. She punched him a few times in embarrassment and hummed softly: "It's all your fault for always making me say the wrong things. Brother, I I’m yours.”

28 You are my teacup, so I can hold you in my hand

29 When no one cares about you, you have to learn to care about yourself. < /p>

After I finished drinking some water and wine, I felt a woman coming to take off my clothes. I resisted desperately, beat and defended my chastity. But---- Mr. Lin had tears in his eyes. ;

As the saying goes, two fists are no match for two breasts, and a good man is hard to grind against. I tried my best, but was unable to cope with it, and finally lost some extremely precious seeds!!

32 I use the upper half of my body to think. . The lower body is used to support thinking. ! !

33 Hitting is love and scolding is love. . I love you so much that I kick you with your feet~! ! !

34 If a person doesn’t show off, he will be awesome, and if he is aggressive, he will be invincible

35 Brother Lin San, do you have a good mistress? The third brother said shyly: We haven’t had sex yet.

36 Back then, I peed ten feet in the wind, but now my shoes are soaked in the wind. That's how things are in the world.

You have my style, hehe! !

What kind of aphrodisiac do 37 want?

My third brother is standing there looking like the best aphrodisiac!

38 "I also know that I am too upright, and I am not Very suitable for playing power." Xu Wei shook his head and sighed, looking very upright.

39 He was from the emperor's side, and this roar was extremely powerful. The shopkeeper was frightened and his legs trembled. He stammered: "Officer, officer, spare my life——"

"What did you say?!" The high chief was furious, slammed the table, blew his beard and glared: "Why spare your life? You treat me like a fool?" Who is this? ! I am convinced by virtue, do you understand? ”

Someone who is more shameless than me has finally appeared! Lord Lin next to him burst into tears when he heard this, and wished he could hold the high chief's hand and laugh three times.

40 Xu Weiyan spoke sincerely, and Lin Wanrong was greatly moved: "Helping others is the foundation of happiness, even if it means sacrificing my appearance, I have no regrets. Mr. Xu, tell me when will you do it?" ? ”

41 Who designed the hair style for the White Lotus Sect? Just pretend to be Arab. ． ．

42Don’t even think about it, if I really do something flirtatious with her, I won’t even be able to lock the door, and will you be the one to catch her? I am very cautious every time...

Oh, no, I have always been against this kind of thing, very much against it.

43 A real woman can go out into the hall, into the kitchen, and into bed!

44 This old Xu’s thinking is really unhealthy. He got distracted before I even finished speaking. After despising Xu Wei, Lin Wanrong said awkwardly: "Mr. Xu, where did you think of it? I just gave her a gift, and there was no ambiguity. Miss Xu and I are very pure." "

"Very pure?" Xu Wei's face suddenly became a little more disappointed: "Why are you so reluctant - ah, no, I mean, why don't you celebrate your birthday with her? "Yes, are you injured?"

45 is "quite" good to be a man!

46 I am also very disgusted with premarital sex. I am disgusted with others, not myself.

47 Lin Wanrong sighed slightly and said with emotion: "Ning'er, until now I I just realized that my thinking is too old-fashioned and too conservative. I want to catch up with you in time."

48Wow, why do you look at me like this...

49In this world There are many things that cannot be done in the world. For example, ants cannot marry elephants, tortoises cannot race with rabbits, and brothers-in-law cannot hold their sisters-in-law to sleep——

50 Lin San said: You all should communicate more on weekdays, otherwise I took off my clothes and turned off the lights at night, and I really couldn’t tell who was who

51 I never want to know how long the sky is, or how long the earth is. My request is very simple, I just want to remember you. In the 10th life, when it comes to the 11th life, I will just be a stone that knows nothing

52 If a man says a man is cute, it is almost equal to a pervert

53 Oh, It can't be done, it can't be done! "A figure rushed out of the diagonal stab, hugged her delicate body tightly, and covered her chest with two big hands intentionally or unintentionally: "Miss Xu, if you have something to say, how can you not think about it? Hey, you have two big steamed buns with you! "

"Let me go! "Xu Changjin's heart trembled, and he hurriedly twisted his body: "Sir, let me go, please let me go quickly! "

"If you have something to say, why should you throw yourself into the river? Why do you bring steamed buns with you when you throw yourself into the river? Lin Wanrong hugged her tightly with both hands and rubbed her slightly. Xu Changjin squeaked, his face flushed with embarrassment, and said anxiously: "Sir, I didn't want to throw myself into the river. You misunderstood, misunderstood." ”

“Misunderstanding? Lin Wanrong gave her a puzzled look: "No!" It's obvious that two steamed buns are about to cause a murder. Judging from my experience saving countless people, you must have the urge to throw yourself into the river. Otherwise, why are you holding me so tightly? "

Xu Changjin's face burned with embarrassment and embarrassment. It was obviously you who hugged me tightly, so why did you falsely accuse me? "Sir, I just wanted to break a willow branch, not to throw myself into the river! "Xu Changjin was so shy that he lowered his head and whispered softly: "Please let me go quickly

54 For thousands of years, we will unite the Xiao family

55 The carriage jolted, and a woman's voice came from the carriage. A soft cry: "Hey, what are you doing, you are pressing me down."

Another man's voice said: "Oh, I'm sorry, the carriage is too bumpy, I didn't mean it. Hey, this What’s that soft thing? Wow. There’s another one here?”

“Get off here!” The two women in the carriage shouted together.

56 Good Kungfu Suns came out

Good figure found out

57 people, all came out of B~~~ (pun intended)

58 I was born to be confused when I was pregnant

Lin San is a typical animal whose lower body dominates the upper body [The story of Liu Xiahui’s calm pregnancy]

59 Lin Wanrong laughed loudly : "Uncle Fu, look at what you said. In fact, I have always taken it as my mission to benefit thousands of women and establish a new social trend. But whenever I think that this goal is far from being achieved, I feel guilty.

”

60 People look at clothes, horses and saddles. If they want to be pretty, look at Lin San. The brat asked me what you are good at. Why are you so handsome?

61 Here you are holding up , I have something to do first. High Chief, prepare the fastest sweaty horse for me. I want to go out and take a pee——

62 "Oh? Little baby, do you still remember what I told you last time? When others say bad things about me, you should shrink down a hundred times and listen, because nine out of ten of them are false. If you say good things about me, you should listen a thousand times louder, because 100% of them are true. ”

63 I just did an oral temperature test experiment with Miss Luo at high temperature. Don’t take it seriously. We are in love, not polite

64 Then I When will I be as big as my sister?" The little girl looked at him for a long time and finally spoke, asking shyly.

"Oh, this, is the eldest lady's big?" Lin Wanrong was covered in cold sweat. Fortunately, the second lady met a decent person like me who is lustful but not lewd. Otherwise, the eldest lady would be If you suffer the loss of being dumb, you will definitely be asked whether you are square, round or long.

"It's much bigger than mine." The second lady said shyly: "But it's not as big as my mother's."

65 is so cheap, it is indeed so cheap, it is so cheap. ah. .

66How do you feel about me?

Big, big! !

67 You, what do you want to rob—" Tao Wanying said in shock.

Lin Wanrong smiled frivolously and said: "I want to rob someone!"

68" You don’t need to understand. Alas, I am really tired today and feel a little hurt. Miss Luo, let's give her a hug. It's very pure and can be comforted. "

Supplement: The education of 69 children is indeed a big problem. Even the emperor's master with knowledge is difficult to understand the cause and effect. Lin Wanrong immediately raised his vigilance, I also want to be a daddy. .Don’t give birth to a son who is worse than me, that would be terrible!

70 “There is some truth to this. The little girl nodded, looked at Lin Wanrong and said, "I didn't expect you, a profiteer, to be quite honest." ”

“You see my advantages so quickly? Lin Wanrong said "surprised": "I thought I had hidden it very well, but alas, I still showed off my edge too much." As the saying goes, if a tree is beautiful in the forest, the wind will destroy it. It seems that it is time to take a good look at yourself. ”

71 Back at Lao Dong’s house, as Dong Qiaoqiao said, Dong Rende and Dong Qingshan, father and son, were in a daze looking at the white money, and the greedy look in their eyes fully proved that people are Evolved from beasts

72 Look, these are all for you to see! This top, these green briefs, and these socks - alas, Miss Xu, you. Don't go, I haven't finished speaking yet -"

73 Spring sleep without waking up,

There are few clothes in the dream!

The sound of wind and rain comes at night,

The children are happy!

74 Lin Wanrong was overjoyed and hurriedly grabbed his sleeve: "That's great. Brother Gao, send me there quickly. Several of my wives are waiting for my bridal chamber."

The high chief frowned and looked embarrassed: "Brother, it's not me, I won't help you. In fact, it is state-owned and national law, and there are rules and regulations. Those of us who practice martial arts also have our own small rivers and lakes, and we cannot bully others with force. Especially we cannot bully these ordinary people who do not know martial arts. It is not difficult to cross a high wall.

But how can we, a benevolent and righteous people, break into people's houses without permission? Especially for a master like me. In the world of martial arts, He has a great reputation and is admired by thousands of people. Once the story of climbing over the wall is spread, won't it make everyone in the world laugh? "

Lin Wanrong's eyes blinked when he heard that he could tell so many things about his self-esteem even if he climbed over the wall. I am overflowing with pride. It seems that I am still too thin-skinned.

"——You can't bully the weak with force. Naturally, I can't do it myself. But——" The high chief suddenly changed his tone. : "If someone else helps you, then I can't do anything. Brother, wait a moment -"

The high chief clasped his hands together and clapped them twice. Two people suddenly ran out of the dark corner in the distance. , riding a long ladder on his shoulders, rushing over.

When the two people came closer, they drove the long ladder against the wall. The high chief tried it out and found that it was very strong, so he was satisfied. Nodding: "Using this is both safe and convenient. It's a hundred times better than showing off your martial arts, and it's not against the rules. Brother, even if you are robbing families and homes, it has nothing to do with me. Please——"

75 Speaking of Xu Zhiqing , and then I remembered the scene of her standing on the top of Helan Mountain, expressing her affection and singing softly to each other. The look of such deep affection was something even a man couldn't stand. ***, Lin Wanrong gritted his teeth. If he could go back alive this time, he must deal with Xu Yatou.

Lao Xu has taken a huge advantage now. He picked up such a powerful son-in-law for nothing. He will probably laugh in his dreams in the middle of the night.

76 Lin Wanrong laughed and walked to the door. Suddenly he turned around and said, "Miss Qin, I want to ask you something."

Qin Xianer nodded and said, "Please tell me. ."

"Miss Qin, can you sing Shiba Mo?" Lin Wanrong said with a smile.

Qin Xianer: "...

"

77 Damn it, must the one riding the white horse be a prince? Maybe he is Tang Monk

78 If the love lasts for a long time, how can we touch each other

p>

79 was caught eating someone else's girl. He had no intention of repenting at all and said shamelessly: "I didn't do anything. The second lady and I were just conducting research. Look at both of them holding their breath.

Who can persist longer. "

80 took his hand and said softly: "Lin San, will you miss me when you are outside? "I will only think of you once." "Lin Wanrong said with a smile. The second lady's eyes were red, her nose was sore, and she was about to get angry, but she heard him continue: --while breathing

81 Bah, when did I become a fucking gentleman? , this profession is too noble and not suitable for me

82 I am affectionate and passionate, my God, how could I get such a terminal disease?

83 "I entered the wrong door? Lin Wanrong laughed lewdly: "It's impossible, I've always been pervasive!" There is no problem of entering the wrong door! "

The lady didn't understand his code word, so she shook her head and said firmly: "We have entered the back garden. "

84 soaked in the hot spring, closed his eyes and slept for a while. Feeling that he was more energetic, he carefully washed the clothes thrown away by the fairy.

Thought about it Thinking about it, although I have reached the state of returning to nature, Fairy Ning has not yet realized that if I am naked and she is not naked, I will suffer a big loss - I'd better put on my clothes first!

85 Zhongza. Mamouni Caochi.... [Read it in reverse]

86 Men should "make progress every day", while women should "smile always"~

87 You I will stay with you for a hundred years. If someone dies at the age of ninety-seven, I will wait for three years on the bridge.

88 A gentleman loves sex, and if he gets it in a wrong way, his penis will rot.

Brother 89, you also know that I have always been an introvert. Every time I come back from Bada Hutong, I feel guilty for several hours.

Brother Gao, 90, you really took her back. How can this be done? It is against the law to rob women. Didn’t you say that you should persuade others with virtue? ——Oh, no, I haven’t made the bed yet!

91 You are all me! My heart, my liver, are three-quarters of mine, how could I bear to abandon you?"

How can such a disgusting situation be tolerated by a proud and shy young lady? Yes. Her cheeks were flying, and she glanced at him with her watery eyes

She lowered her head slightly and said charmingly: "I hate it. It's so unpleasant. I won't say it again if I say it a few times. You can't Remember."

92 "Sister, please be more pure, okay? Are you trying to seduce me?"

93 He sighed heavily and wrote. I circled a place on the map with all my strength, and then with all my strength, I stabbed the circle so hard that it penetrated the back of the paper! Everyone held their breaths when they saw the place clearly, their pupils kept dilating, their faces were red and red, and beads of sweat rolled down their faces. "What a powerful circle and cross!!" the high chief exclaimed, remembering: "Brother Lin, where is this?"

94 Alas, without love, where can there be hatred? This is the love of love. Only deep hatred can be felt, I understand deeply

95 "Uncle, have you ever seen such a tall, beautiful young lady wearing a lotus skirt passing by here?" ? Oh, that lady seems to be a good match for me -"

"Crazy! There are many people in the brothel who match you!"

96 "No way. ! ! Mother-in-law, you can say this. You know that I have a passionate affair with the two ladies, so why do you want to get in the way? Sister-in-law or sister-in-law? "

97 "When the clothes are gone in the day, the yellow dragon comes back."

98 "If you miss it, you will regret it forever, and it will be a hundred years later.

99 consummation? Lin Wanrong said in shock: "Sister, I am still young, my body is not mature yet, and I am not ready physically or mentally. Can you let me go first?"

An Biru penetrated his whole body He looked up and down and said with a sweet smile: "You're still small. Where is it that you're still small? I've never seen one as big as you.

100 "It tastes great, Xian'er, you're awesome, Let's do something new tonight. Hey, sister master, let’s have some soup together. Xian'er, feed me a mouthful, and then feed the master a mouthful, - sister, do you have any objections? That’s all right, Xian’er, give the master a bite, and then feed me a bite. "

101 "There is a lot of knowledge in picking flowers. There are many kinds of postures, including back picking, downward picking, and upward picking. There are also three people picking flowers together. It is wonderful. We can talk about it when we have time. ”

“Three people picking together? Should there be two or three people picking flowers? I think one person is enough! ”

“Single-player shows are indeed unique. Forgive me for asking. When you eat bananas, do you hold them with your left hand or your right hand? ”

“What is a one-man show? Does it have anything to do with eating bananas? When I eat bananas.

Like to hold it with both hands -"

"Hold it with both hands? Oops, this is such a big banana. I think you’re going to take several bites, miss! Talent, come to my house to eat bananas when you have time. I have a big one at home. ”

102 “This, I’d better not give it up. As you know, I have already been married. With my upright and strong nature, it is difficult for Hongxing to cheat on her. A few extramarital affairs are enough.” It's the limit. "

103" Alas, it takes more courage to live than to die. Therefore, don’t talk about life and death easily. At this time of separation, I have many things to say to you. How about this, let's go find an inn, get a room, sit down together, drink tea, chat, and talk about what's on our mind. Don't worry, I'm such an upright person. I can only do things that I love to do, and I will never do anything crazy. "

104 "Thanks to you for being with me for so long, you don't even know who I am. I have always liked the new and never get tired of the old. How could I give up a forest for a big tree? "

105 Si De, who was helping the third brother, looked envious for a while. The servant was in charge and the lady was serving tea. When did such good things happen to me?

106" If something is destined for me to do, I will never refuse. Life is like being raped. If you can't resist, it's better to enjoy the pleasure.

107 "Sister Fairy, as I said, you saved my life. I will never be your enemy again in this life. This is my repayment of your kindness." If you want to kill me, just do it. If I frown, your son will have the same surname as mine! "

108 "Miss, I was seriously injured this time. It's really hard for me to sleep alone at night. Can you please comfort me tonight - Hey, why are your eyes so impure. Don't think blindly, just take care of the wounded, nothing will happen. "

109 "Helping others is the basis of happiness. Even if it means sacrificing my appearance, I have no regrets. When to start? ”

110 My wife is very capable and comes to save me every time. But I am even more capable and have found such a capable wife

111 This guy is a jerk! Lin Wanrong looked at him dissatisfied He glanced at it and warned deeply: "Brother Gao, you have to learn from me. You must be upright, have ideals, and don't indulge in vulgar tastes! As the saying goes, there is a road to the top of the mountain, and a boat is like a boat in the sea of ??desire. You must understand such a profound truth! "

112 "I have always been lofty-minded and not that interested in beauty. There are only less than ten ladies in my family. Robbery of women is really detrimental to our moral integrity. We still have to convince others with virtue and convince others with virtue! ”

113 I exchanged my thoughts in every life for a grain of sand sprinkled by the sky, and then, there was the vast Taklama! [Classic, it’s good to deceive little girls] < /p>

114 If I were a good man, I would keep him. This thought suddenly came to my mind, but Lin Wanrong was shocked. What country is this shemale from? It almost made me change. Sexual orientation.