Funny jokes about the glory of the king.
First, my brother promised to fly me, but just after playing a game, I was sanctioned by my brother and sister.
Second, there is a heartfelt saying, I don't know when it is inappropriate. The second anniversary of Zhen Ji's new skin is a dream of visiting the park. Don't turn off the lights in the middle of the night and play with the game sound on. Now I have goose bumps all over the floor, like! Woman! Ghosts! Very scary! ! Singing while walking.
The glory of the king: Zhang taught you ten tricks to defeat Li Bai.
Fourth, sometimes your teammates are not as good as super soldiers. This is a king super soldier.
Five, Batman, you stall the dragon, big brother, I'll steal the crystal.
Sixth, Uncle Yi who was hunted down and shot by Hou Yi.
Seven. Two blue BUFF killed Nako Ruru in the whole game.
Eight, my brother, straight, single, friends circle, a total of only 1 1, of which 10 is about the glory of the king, and what survived was a funny video with jokes. I have mixed feelings about the game the glory of the king. On the one hand, I think my brother spends too much time playing games. On the other hand, if my brother gives up playing games, it means that he has time and energy to fall in love after work and may even get married. Then my mother will use the next long years to help me find someone to urge me to get married early, so my mother will be a little miserable.
I am afraid that the fake brother will play a game and tell everyone that I am kneeling on 14. Are you afraid that others will not laugh at me?
Ten, about once, I found that I can be invisible. One afternoon, I went to an appointment and played hide-and-seek with my brother. I accidentally bumped into a wall and became invisible. I find it interesting to keep appointments. I left his brother alone all afternoon. No one knows how many times he hit the wall.
Xi。 The glory of the king: Lu Ban's wish. ......
Twelve, less than four killed the tyrant Li Yuanfang.
Thirteen, this is the meanest Zhong Kui I have ever seen in the glory of the king. At first, she did nothing but flirt with the wild, hahahahahahaha.
Met the lovely Guan Yu. Halfway through the game, the economies of both sides are much worse. Our Guan Yu: The other Guan Yu is a vegetable chicken, which means that the economy has come up. If you want to win, you will start a wretched development, and you will soon be killed by Guan Yu. How can our Guan Yu be so humiliated? He shouted at the opposite side: You played badly, and you hit balabala on the way. Then I was chased by the opposite side, and my sister was too late to save you!
Fifteen, I feel like I'm playing with a pet elf, not the glory of the king.
16. Forcing Wang Zhaojun into the middle of the road and meeting the opposite mage Zhou Yu, all the tricks with skin are flowers! Me: so romantic. Zhou Yu gave it to me. Zhou Yu: You will die in a romantic operation.
Seventeen, I just played a game of king's page decoration with Hou Yi. When I saw the story that Diusim and Lu Bu were lovers, I went in and said that if I didn't agree, I would abuse the dog. Then Lu Bu said, as long as you play well, my little brother will have a girlfriend. Am I right? He said yes, and then I said, but will I have a girlfriend if I am a woman? Lu bu:
The glory of the king Li is funny about sharing jokes.
1. I fell in love with the glory of the king because of you, and later found that the glory of the king is much more interesting than you.
My lover is a world hero. One day, he will kill MVp and take me from bronze medal to glory.
I don't want to see your ranking in the middle of the night, and I don't want other pupils to see your position. Do you know this will break my heart? Promise me that you will never wander in the wild again, and don't try the taste of crossing the tower easily. You know this is going to break me down.
Playing games will really make you younger. When I played in the glory of the king yesterday, everyone praised me as a primary school student.
My lover is a hero in the world, and one day he will marry me in colorful auspicious clouds, with the rune of 150 violence and the skin of the supreme treasure. I guessed the beginning, but I didn't guess that Po Hou came up with a stick. He made five kills.
He used to be a king, but later he broke the net.
I tell you, the glory of the king is a good thing. It got rid of my bad habit of staying up late, so now it's all fucking up.
8. the glory of the king is just a game. Where is the king? How about taking the first place? No matter how high the segment is, it is just data after all. You can tell your mother-in-law that you are all heroes and skins. You have grown up and will give up this game one day. Why don't you give me the number? I am still young and have time.
9. I used to play the glory of the king with you, but now I have the glory of the king. Who wants you?
10. There are three things that young people can't touch: idolization, mahjong and the glory of the king. The more you get in touch with them, the more you will find it really interesting to be single.
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12. Tell me how you got out of lovelorn. Welcome to the glory of the king.
13. I once liked a girl, who said that she liked the boys who played well in the glory of the king best. So I practiced the glory of the king hard. Two months later, I forgot all about that woman.
14. Play the glory of the king? You take care of a dozen and five, and I'll take care of all the waves.
15. Look, I am the king of the internet. Please invite me directly. So what if we haven't talked and don't know each other well? After playing a game, it is the difference between life and death.
16. Let me ask you a question. If your girlfriend is ill, she will wait for you to take care of her. But at this time, the glory of the king has just started a qualifying match. You can choose which one to choose at this time, Han Xin, I am a thief in Han Xin.
17. Do you think a boy cares about you if he calls you back when he hits the glory of the king? It's naive. He is waiting for resurrection.
18. Do you want to play king together? I'm fine. I can make you want to cry.
19. It is suggested that the glory of the king has two new functions besides surrender: 1. Treason. The opposite side is amazing. Let me turn my back on the darkness. 2. Become a demon. I'd rather have a fight than be a teammate with Shabi.
I really envy some young ladies. Your husband will help you get extra points in the glory of the king, and I will be hit on the head by your husband.
2 1. Hello, is this 1 10? Yes, someone tried to kill me. Please come and help me. Where are you, please? I'm next to the Staples in the glory of the king 103. Please come quickly.
22. What is the goal? Smoking is not good, wine is not good, or the glory of the king is not fun!
23. Only boys who can't play or eat in the glory of the king will feel ashamed to be girls. Anyone who really knows how to play hopes that girl is a pit. If a sister doesn't pit, is it called taking a sister?
24. You are my fucking friend. You called me when something happened, so I came. Without saying anything, he was arrested and beaten. I'm not in trouble. Just once, I was beaten and you ran faster than a dog. Now I'm lying alone in the grass in the glory of the king. Do you know how scared I am?
Tell me about the glory of the king.
I didn't feel well last night. The circle of friends sent a message saying that I was very unwilling. It's a pity that dogs are over again this year. Among them, I said that when I was 20 years old, I was hurt all over. I got up this morning and got hit once in a while. By the way, this game refers to the glory of the king.
Tell me about the glory of the king.
I wanted to say that I practiced luna, so I checked the teaching videos. Infinitely connected under the moon, I looked puzzled after watching the moonlight sword. Thinking that it should be feasible to practice more, a sentence came in the video: Well, it turns out that these are all things that a junior luna should have. Intermediate luna. . . . Sorry, I didn't hear it later. I have turned off the video.
Second, what anniversary? Meng Qi's Dream: Why do I have Hou Yi and give it back to me? Didn't we agree not to give heroes? I am so predestined friends with Hou Yi and the glory of the king. See what you can do.
Third, the glory of the king, the girl is guiding you, saying that your food is returned to you casually, your equipment is still bloody, and she is still making trouble for you. Really, we have broken off our friendship.
Fourthly, I tell you that when I went out to eat at noon today, the woman at the next table was beating her 1 1 year-old child, and her child secretly spent more than 300 yuan to play the glory of the king. The boy was beaten and kept crying. Then I helped her set up the phone lock screen.
5. Do you think all the people in the glory of the king are primary school students? Then you are wrong. It's actually a kindergarten kid like my nephew who lied to you.
Six, I heard that girls who beat the glory of the king are very suitable for being girlfriends.
Seven, the advantage of eating with girls is always full. The advantage of eating with boys is that I'm sorry I haven't found it yet, but I ate less than five pieces of meat. When I played two rounds of the glory of the king, there were only sweet potatoes and carrots. No, I saw it with my own eyes. I really don't believe it. He looked at me with eyes full of grievances and said that he didn't know why he suddenly finished eating and didn't have enough to eat. The key is not to blame him, but to aa with him. ...
Eight, finally see someone Amway spider solitaire! ! I played for a long time, and all the other games were played in groups. Only spider cards and the glory of the king are put on the interface! Try the difficult mode. It's invincible. You can play all day.
Nine, there are really many garbage people in the glory of the king! Many mouths are dirtier than septic tanks! I really don't understand how these people can be so angry when playing games. Without exception, people with poor quality are all men! I've never seen such girls, all of them are fucking men, and they don't play games very well. Your mouth is too dirty to listen. Go to hell, garbage!
10. On the day when Lu Han Guan Xiaotong announced her love affair, a QQ netizen quickly said in the group, Who will play the glory of the king with me? With Guan Yu? A little brother said, I came to play 6 against Guan Yu, and I ran to watch the game. God, Miss Wang is really good at playing! ? Oh, my god, little brother surrendered and quit! ? Little brother: What the hell? Little sister: I will kill anyone who calls Guan! ! ! ! God, it's so violent! ?
1 1. Turn on the TV, make a cup of espresso, put cranberries and honey eggs in the pot, go to the balcony to collect warm clothes, take the courier at the door, clean up the messy windowsill, sit in the newly bought lazy chair to bask in the sun and play the glory of the king.
Twelve, in fact, in all the games, League of Legends is not scolded by me the most, and neither is the glory of the king. The most cursing thing is werewolf killing. Why? Because it can forbid others to speak for themselves, you can scold a lot in one minute, and they can only listen. Every time you meet a primary school student or get upset, it's really forbidden to spray wheat. It's good to wipe your ass and leave after spraying.
Thirteen, the glory of the king's King Card looks very attractive. I just don't have a calling card for my new mobile phone. My life is contracted by Lulu. I take idol as my pleasure and can enjoy welfare.
14, pushed open the door at home, saw the sunshine, bed and snacks, thought of the glory of the king, and felt a little better.
15. The glory of King's University League was held in Bell Tower Square. Why did students and teenagers fight for the University of Technology?
16. the glory of the king: Those couples who are not noticed are actually having an affair with Miss Lu Bu.
17. The long-awaited the glory of the king game has come to an end temporarily, and the final decisive battle will be held in the old place in the afternoon! Let's look forward to it!
The dubbing of the glory of the king Supreme Treasure is so charming that I'm going to fall in love with it! But I don't have the Monkey King! I want him.
19. What is the waiting that selfie and the glory of the king can't solve?
Sentences about the glory of the king
First, time can't erase the value of the glory of the king, the Millennium fox of Li Bai.
Second, there was a sincere love before me, and I didn't cherish it. If I could start over, I would choose Li Bai.
Third, if you can't get it, it will be completely destroyed. The glory of the king of Lu Bu
Four, a poem, a barrel of wine, a Long song, a sword.
Five, one-eyed, is a man's romance! The glory of the king, Xiahou Chun
6. You and I said good night to each other, but we met in King's Canyon.
Seven, the first dream that the ideal life is, a house, two people, three meals, four seasons, five kills.
In fact, I don't like playing the king, just because you like playing and I like you. Turns out the king is much more interesting than you. What are you?
He used to be the king of glory, and finally his father came.
10. Your courage to wave upon wave and die is admirable.
1 1. If you are not afraid to look for it, you can soar in the sky.
Twelve, when the flowers bloom, will people meet again?
Thirteen, the wind will take away the proof that you once existed.
Fourteen-year-old, they once again uprooted the glory of the king of Liu Bang in the spring breeze.
Fifteen, warm men, mainly look at temperament Liu Bei (role) "the glory of the king"
16. To be or not to be? This is a problem. Bian Que (role) the glory of the king
Seventeen, without a heart, you won't get hurt.
Eighteen, want to live? Please follow me.
19. Eternity and instant are separated only by my sword. The glory of the king, Li Bai's Millennium Fox.
Twenty, ten steps to kill a person, thousands of miles away. After you finish, brush off your clothes, don't show any sound, and hide in the depths.
Twenty-one, if you are too far away from home, you will forget your hometown, and if you kill too much, you will forget yourself.
Sorry, I have to say goodbye as soon as we meet.
Twenty-three, once king, then broke the net.
Born in darkness, the heart is bright. The glory of the king, Tian Lei
25. As a man, there are two things that cannot be compromised: victory and Xiao Qiao!
Twenty-six, you see that I am the king online, just invite me directly, what if I haven't talked and I'm unfamiliar? After playing a game, it is the difference between life and death.
Twenty-seven, people killed me with skill, why do you want to say that I sent my head?
Twenty-eight, if you are too far away from home, you will forget your hometown, and if you kill too much, you will forget yourself.
29. Don't dream impossible dreams. The glory of the king, Han Xin
30. If a person replies to you when playing the king, just remember, don't play with your teammates like this.
Thirty-one, the soul of Qingqiu people will never wander, because I am here. The glory of the king, Li Bai's Millennium Fox.
My lover is a hero in the world, and one day he will flash into the tower to marry me.
What sentence can make you sad enough to turn around and go home at once? Our crystal has been attacked.
Thirty-four, from liking you to not liking you, you just need to lie to me, the glory of the king.
I'm sorry, but I have to say goodbye as soon as we meet.