Second Brother: Big Brother and Third Brother, it's time. We have to take one. Third brother, what is it today?
Third Brother: Today's goods are good, 20 yuan Hongtashan.
Second brother: Third brother, did you go to the bath center to buy cigarettes again? Come on, Top.
Attendant: I'm sorry, sir. Smoking is not allowed in this upscale hotel.
Second brother: Why are you so troublesome here? Fortunately, my buddy came prepared. (Three people take out plastic bags and smoke them in their sleeves. )
Big Brother: No way. It's a little strong. Let's just have a drink and go home separately, shall we? Waiter, pay the bill! (Arms entwined, glasses raised)
Attendant: Sir, your total consumption is 164 yuan, and the discount is 160 yuan. (Three people laugh)
Big Brother: What is your chicken feet with pickled peppers made of? It's not delicious at all!
Second brother: Look, third brother, you have a big tongue after drinking too much.
Big Brother: You are getting bigger! Inside, waiter, how much is it?
Attendant: 160
Big Brother: Hey, Second Brother, let's do it. Let's play a game, you know, let's hold our breath and see who can hold it for a long time. Whoever can't persist for long will lose, and if we persist for a long time, we will win.
Second brother: whoever wins wins.
Big Brother: Right, right, right. The potion, when rejected.
Attendant: What is it?
Second brother: waiter, serve. You have a big tongue and it's hard to speak.
Big Brother: Don't always say I have a big tongue.
Third brother: I tell you, his service attitude is very good.
(The basin is coming up)
Second Brother: Are you really depressed?
Big Brother: I'm so depressed. Brothers, this watch, take it off and don't get wet. It is not good to go back. Come on, let's get together. I will count to one, two, three. (Big Brother didn't hold back, took the watch and left.)
Third brother: Oh, I'll go. I can't. Oh, dear. Hmm? Where is my big brother? Brother, where have you been? Hey, second brother, get up! Have you ever been there?
Second brother: Oh, what are you doing? I can bear it for a while.
Third brother: I don't know. Big brother disappeared just after I opened my eyes?
Second brother: No? See if there is one in the basin.
Third brother: No.
Second brother: You are nothing. Stay here.
Attendant: Your consumption is 160 yuan.
Third brother: Who?
Attendant: And you are.
Third brother: Me? how much is it?
Attendant: 160
Third brother: wait a minute, I'll give it to you. Have you seen my eldest brother and them?
Attendant: They're gone.
Third brother: 160, right Here you are. Your food is very good.
(Lights out, the next day)
The three men sat still and laughed.
Big Brother: Yesterday's food was very good and I ate very comfortably. Why are you two still so wet?
Er San Ge: It's too hot.
Big Brother: By the way, let's continue to play that game. Yesterday, I got rhinitis. You can't even talk or see. I tell you, we are not allowed to play with each other when the food is served later, right? Who plays with Lai, who is the puppy, how about that? Waiter, serve!
Attendant: While others drink, you serve.
Second and third: What did he say?
Big Brother: He said that people drink and you serve. Hey, we can communicate!
Attendant: Drink if you can, and don't get drunk if you can't.
Second and third brothers: What do you mean?
Big Brother: He said to drink if you can, but don't get drunk if you can't. Come on, let me count to one, two, three.
Third: Brother, take off your watch.
Big Brother: OK, come on, one, two, three.
(Three people can't hold back)
Three people pointed at each other: Hey! ! !
Big Brother: Are you kidding? You are too bad. Come on, one, two, three, let's go! One two three
(The three of them came back together, and the eldest brother looked up and was caught by the second brother. Big Brother asked Second Brother to go with him. Third brother looks up)
Third brother: No, no!
Big Brother and Second Brother: You lost! (Big Brother and Second Brother are gone)
Attendant: Your consumption is 160.
Third brother: I'll pay again?
Attendant: Yes.
Third brother: Why do you always chase me for money?
(The light went out. On the third day, the three of them smiled awkwardly. )
Big Brother: This hotel is good.
Second brother: The one from the day before yesterday.
Big Brother: The three of us are better than gold.
Old three: wait a minute, big brother. I think you and your second brother are better than gold.
Big Brother: You can't say that.
Second brother: Third brother, you said that you think more and more every day.
Big Brother: Don't say anything, the waiter will serve!
Third brother: then how to calculate this account today?
Big Brother: Let's do it. Let's take out all the money and put it away, shall we? So no one can run away.
Third brother: Well, in that case, you really are our big brother.
Big Brother: Come on, one, two, three! (Big Brother, put all your money in front of yourself)
Big Brother: Oh, I can't! Come on, waiter, pay the bill! Nobody stopped me, I have to pay the bill today!
Third brother: I tell you, this is my big brother!
Big Brother: OK, OK, how much is it today? I'll pay!
Attendant: 160.
Big Brother: 160, right? This is $200. Keep the change.
Second Brother: Brother, what's the matter?
Big Brother: Big Brother used to be sorry for you two, but it can't be like this again, can it? Big brother must do something. I drank too much today, second brother and third brother, you go.
Second brother: You think too much. Big brother is brave enough to settle all the accounts. What a pity! Waiter, have you checked out?
Attendant: Yes.
Third brother: Look, our big brother!
Attendant: Excuse me, sir, may I ask you a question? What do you three use to support your friendship?
Second brother: Isn't it obvious? Trust!
Third brother: Yes.
Attendant: OK, take your time.
(Lights out, Day 4)
Big brother: Oh, I can't stand drinking every day. Let's get started. Let's get together today and have a rest, shall we?
Second and third brothers: That's what I thought.
Big Brother: Come on, after drinking this cup, let's go home separately. I'll pay the bill today, okay? Waiter, pay the bill!
Attendant: Your consumption is 160.
Big Brother: How much is it?
Attendant: 160
Big Brother: For a cold dish, you only need 18 ... (sleeping, snoring)
(The second and third brothers fell asleep watching. )
Attendant: (Call Big Brother) Sir, sir! Wake up, pay the bill!
Sir, sir, wake up.
Second Brother: Huh? Drinking? Come on, let me have an orgasm! Come on, guys, let's go! (takes a sip) Oh, no, go back to sleep.
Attendant: (Call Third Brother) Sir, get up and pay the bill.
Third Brother: Shh! Spit on your throat and go to the bathroom.
Waiter: Hey, don't throw up on me. (Call Big Brother) Sir! Pay the bill!
Big Brother: Oh, I fell asleep. Excuse me, how much is that?
Attendant: 160
Big Brother: Ah, 160 (sleeping with money)
Attendant: Eh! Sir, wake up! I can't get the money out. Oh, what is all this!
Attendant: (call second brother) wake up, sir, and pay the bill!
Second Brother: Huh? Another orgasm? Come on, guys, let's go! (Take a sip before sleeping)
Attendant: Sir! Pay the bill! Oh, dear!
Attendant: (Call Third Brother) Sir, the bill is ready, sir.
Third Brother: Shh! Spit on your throat and go to the bathroom. Play with me (when you come back).
Attendant: (knocking on the table) Don't sleep! Wake up! Pay the bill!
Three people: what the hell! Pay the bill, pay the bill, what are you arguing about? It's not like I don't give you money!
Big Brother: How much is it? 160, right? Here you are.
Second brother: I tell you, your service attitude will be better in the future. Do you know who my brother is? Brother Erlonghu!
Big Brother: Hurry up and find the change!
Attendant: What's the change? You make a scene here every day. The waiter can't leave work, and you still have change ... (falling asleep, snoring)
Three people: well, what are you pretending to be? Hurry up and find the money! (Pushing the waiter awake)
Attendant: OK, OK. I'll give you the change in the back. You wait.
Three people: this family, what attitude!
Big Brother: (looking for the judge) XX, didn't he give me change? (After answering, I fell asleep and snored, and my second brother and third brother followed. )
(Go to the judges after waking up)
Three people: Our last performance is over! (Bowing, falling asleep again)
(after waking up)
Three people: I'm just kidding you!