Imitate the Chinese text "The Son of Yang" in the second volume of the fifth grade and write a humorous dialogue around you (Mandarin).
Shopping with friends, accidentally hit by bird droppings, friends immediately rummaged through their bags to find something. At that moment, I was moved to look at her and thought she was looking for a paper towel to wipe for me. As a result, this wonderful thing actually took out his mobile phone and said: Don't move! The chances are too low, I have to send it to Weibo …